THE DETROIT JEWISH NEWS

Friday, September 12, 1975 7

"I was a teenage Osmunbudsman"

...or the day Bill told off the Dean of Students.

Get in here, Dill. I want to talk to you

0111/ you're clunking out of
501601. Not only that, buf-
eme5ter you Flunked
Mtrologl or the ninth
Straight ime. You'll have
to Shape up or Ship out!

Veah? Well I've been learning 05muni2u45-

Oh yeah? Well I've got new for you,I9ean
Joiwon.
seme5ter I'mgetting 5traight
4! I'm (ring to make the Dean's 115f!

manolo9y in my spare time at Osmuni5 nien5'
s tores . And since I've learned to dres5 well
dnd look great, I can tell you the cube root-
of 391... or give you a
run-down on wheat
production in Idaho!

You're kidding.You7 Why two
weeks ago / you didn't even know
whether or not The %n was
e% inhabited!

Osmunbudsmanology? How could you
learn Osmunbud5manolo9y?

filat what I thoughl-.
OW- 05muni5 made if
easy. Now I'm getting
good grades. ,
(3nd girls. 5o long,
Ped no!

Mll

Michigan Institute of Osmunbudsmanology
(with branches in Warren, Rochester, Southfield
and Pontiac)

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Fashion for men and young men.

Open evenings 'til 9 in the Tel-Twelve Mall (Telegraph and 12 Mile in Southfield), Tech Plaza Center (12 Mile and Van Dyke in Warren), Tel-Huron Center (Telegraph
and Huron in Pontiac), and in the new Meadowbrook Village Mall (Adams Rd. and Walton Blvd. in Rochester/Avon). You can charge what you want
with your Osmun's charge, BankAmericard or Master Charge card. Open Sundays Noon to 5 p .m. in the Tel-Twelve Mall and Meadowbrook Village Mall.

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