THE DETROIT JEWISH NEWS

Friday, August 22, 1975 7

"I was a teenage Osmunbudsman"

...or the day Bill told off the Dean of Students.

Get in here, Bill. I want to talk to you

13i11,youre flunking out of
hoot. Not only that, buf
la4 tieme4er you Flunked
Mtrologl For the ninth
Straight ime. You'll have
to shape up or Ship out!

Veah? Well I've been learning 05munbu4s-
Manolo9y in my spare time at 05muni5 rnen51
5tore5. And since I've learned to d re5s well
dnd look great, I can tell you the cube roof'
of 391... or give you a
run-down on wheat
production in Idaho!

Oh yeah? Well I've got news for you, Oean
%Ine5ter I'm getting 5trdight
A'9 ! I'm going to make the Dean15 I i5t

\iou're kidding.You? Why two
weeks ago,you didn't even Know
whether or not the %11 was
inhabited!

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Osmunbudsmanology? Now Gould you
learn 05munbud5manolov?

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Michigan Institute of Osmunbudsmanology
(with branches in Warren, Rochester, Southfield
and Pontiac)

-rhde5 what I thoughk
Out- Osmun's made if
easy. Now I'm getting
good grader. ..

IF CARD IS MISSING, MAIL THIS COUPON

Dear Sirs:
To heck with dressing good. Tell me how I can learn
electronics!

and girls. 5o long,
Peano!

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Fashion for men and young men.

Open evenings 'til 9 in the Tel-Twelve Mall (Telegraph and 12 Mile in Southfield), Tech Plaza Center (12 Mile and Van Dyke in Warren), Tel-Huron Center (Telegraph
and Huron in Pontiac), and in the new Meadowbrook Village Mall (Adams Rd. and Walton Blvd. in Rochester/Avon). You can charge what you want
with your Osmun's charge, BankAmericard or Master Charge card. Open Sundays Noon to 5 p.m. in the Tel-Twelve Mall and Meadowbrook Village Mall.