22—Friday, January 3, 1975 THE DETROIT JEWISH NEWS
Danny Raskin's
LISTENING
POST
IT ALL STARTED at Dar-
by's Stanley Steamer in Oak
Park, when Bernie Kerner
said the innocent word,
"Sure" to Russ Greenberg of
Wyoming Plumbing . . It
was the idea of Russ' son,
Roy, to have a shower mas-
sage head put into one of the
showers at Darby's Stanley
Steamer . . . This was at
5:30 p.m. recently . . . At
8:30 p.m. Bernie was calling
Russ to come and take it off
before somebody got killed!
. . . Seems that Sam Boesky
was watching fellows taking
showers and it all happened
when the guy under the Wa-
ter Pik shower head stepped
away to get a piece of soap
"Hey, that's my show-
er!" cried the fellow as
somebody else moved under
and refused to budge away
from the body soothing mas-
sage spray . . . Russ has the
distributorship for plumbing
and heating industry, but
anybody can go over to his
place at 14600 Wyoming and
get the whole new showering
experience head . . . Besides
giving a gentle .spray, a
twist of the head puts out
between 800 and 9,000 pulsat-
ing jets of water every Min-
ute . . . We've got one in our
home now, and 13-year-old
son Scott doesn't have to be
told anymore to take a show-
er . . . the trouble now is
getting him away so we can
take one! . . . -
"I DO" DEPT. . . Harri-
et Starr and Marvin Mit-
telman will become Mr. and
Mrs. on March 13.
auto exteriors . . . and fining
their help if they play the
customer's radio.
when the station attendants
became so independent they
did you a favor even coming
over to your car . . . and
getting your windshield
washed or snow scraped off
—forget it! . . . some gas
you may have gotten, but
that was it! . . . Girls behind
counters at bakeries to learn
new line instead of "What
else?" . . Percy Kaplan,
executive director of Jewish
National Fund, to buy a hair
piece and grow a mustache
. . . Philip Formaro, head
designer at Steve Petix
Clothier, coming through with
a promise he made 19 years
ago of spaghetti dinner for
us by wife Lucretia . . .
Something different than pie
and ice cream for dessert at
those Perfection Lodge Mas-
ter Mason dinners . . . Just
once, when we come over
late for dinner on a Friday
night, our mom, Mrs. Minnie
Raskin, won't say, "I'm not
cooking Fridays anymore!
. . . State Representative Joe
Forbes also getting a hair-
piece and growing a mus-
tache . . . Food prices com-
ing down and service going
up at super markets . . .
That Berkley municipal court
starts believing in constitu-
tional rights . . . Jack Beck-
with coming to a City of
Hope Detroit Businessmen's
meeting wearing a suit and
tie . . . Harold Haber with
hairpiece and mustache . . .
' Girls in bakeries to smile
. . . Car washes drying the
DR. SANFORD RAUT-
BOURT, after finishing the
examination of an elderly
patient who complained of a
nagging pain in his leg, told
him it was just the result of
old age . . . The patient came
right back with his own find-
ings . . . "I don't thing so,
my other leg is just as old
and it doesn't hurt a bit."
LT. RAYMOND ZUSSMAN
and Southfield Post, Jewish
War Veterans, have merged
forces and will band as one
group now . . . Zussman Post
was formed in early 1946, al-
most immediately after Con-
gressional Medal of Honor
winner Ray's body was re-
turned to the United States
. . . Each group has about
30 members and will be
known as the Lt. Raymon
Zussman C.M.H. Post . . .
First meeting is set for sec-
ond week in January.
LOU MILLER noticed a
young man standing on the
sidewalk, yelling nervously
at a girl in an old car . . .
"Shift into second!" he
screamed. "Now let out the
clutch! Pull the wheel to the
left, QUICK! Now shift into
high. NOT SO FAST! GET
YOUR FOOT OFF THAT
GAS! . . . As the car disap-
peared, he relaxed . . . Then
the car came around the
block again . . "Clutch and
brake in," he yelled. "Now,
into neutral! . . . Lou asked
if he couldn't teach her bet-
ter by being in the car with
her . . . and the fellow re-
plied, "ME? Get in the same
car with my wife? . . . Lis-
ten brother, that car is in-
sured, I AIN'T!"
IN LOS ANGELES, David
Moss, 7-year-old son of ex-
Detroiter Judie and Richard
Moss, was asked at a family
picnic if the pool at his day
camp was heated . . "No,"
WISHES FOR 1975 . . . No said David, "it's air-condi-
gas shortage like last year tioned like this one."
BRUCE LYONS, Manufac-
turer's National Bank vice
president, and supervisory
manager at the MNB bank at
Greenfield and Eight Mile,
tells of the girl coming over
to him and asking if she could
cash her husband's check
. . After looking at the sig-
nature, Bruce said it was all
right, but would need an en-
dorsement first .. The girl
wrote on the back of the
check, "My husband is really
a great guy."
Reds Won't Play
Sharone Return to Israel Army
By YITZHAK SHARGIL
TEL AVIV (JTA)—A poli-
tician who voluntarily leaves
a safe seat in parliament for
military service is a rarity in
Israel — and in any other
country for that matter.
But Gen. Ariel (Arik) Sha-
ron, the charismatic hero of
the Yom Kippur War, proved
by his resignation from the
Knesset that he was a soldier
before he was a politician—
in spirit as well as actuality.
His move won him praise
from most Israelis, including
his political foes. Sharon de-
clared bluntly that he be-
lieved another war was im-
minent and that he could best
serve the nation in uniform.
Accordingly, he accepted a
senior command position in
the reserves and says he
hopes to return shortly to the
regular army. But the man
who fathered a coalition of
centrist and rightist political
factions last year to form the
non-Labor opposition Likud,
took a parting swipe at the
government as he left the
Knesset.
He declared that the recent-
ly promulgated government
rule barring anyone above
the rank of division comman-
der from serving simultan-
eously in the Knesset and the
armed forces was illegal and
directed against him. Sharon
contended that the govern-
ment was anxious to keep
him from returning to the
army because of his outspok-
en criticism of some of his
superiors after the Yom Kip-
pur War.
Sharon, under whose com-
mand Israeli forces broke
through Egyptian lines to
establish a bridge head on
the west bank of the Suez
Canal, resigned from the
L.A. Artists
Hit UNESCO
A group of scientists,
writers, actors, musicians
and Nobel Prize winners—in-
cluding the late comedian
Jack Benny — announced in
an ad in Los Angeles Mon-
day they will no longer par-
ticipate in the programs of
UNESCO.
The group, protesting in
the Los Angeles Times the
United Nations agency's de-
cision to exclude Israel, in-
cluded Nobel laureates Ken-
neth Arrow, Hans Bethe,
Isidor Rabi land Owen Cham-
berlain.
Writers included Kurt
Vonnegut Jr., Saul Bellow,
I. F. Stone, Arthur Miller,
Howard Fast, Philip Roth,
Lillian Hellman, David Hab-
lerstam, Gloria Steinem, Irv-
ing Wallace, Ray Bradbury,
James Michener and Elie
Wiesel.
Among the performers list-
ed were Walter Matthau,
Paul Newman, Beverly Sills,
Leonard Bernstein, Lionel
Hampton, Sandy Dennis,
Quincy Jones, Gregory Peck,
Lee J. Cobb, Burgess Mere-
dith, Elizabeth Taylor, Theo-
dore Bikel, Geraldo Rivera
and Leonard Pennario.
Also listed were Dr. Ed-
ward Teller, Henry Steele
Commager, Dr. Lee Salk and
Bayard Rustin.
TEL AVIV (JTA)—Russia's
champion Red Army basket-
ball team announced that it
would not participate in next
year's European basketball
championship tournaments
because it would have to play
against Israel's top team.
The Russians notified the
International Basketball Fed-
eration of their decision. The
FIBA had matched the Soviet
and Israeli teams by lottery
held in Vienna earlier this
To tell a falsehood is like
month. Two games had been the cut of a sabre: for though
scheduled, one in Moscow the wound may heal, the scar
and the other in Tel Aviv.
of it will remain.—Sadi
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