move! I want to forget you 22 Friday, November 9, 1973 THE DETROIT JEWISH NEWS
just the way you are." . . .
To another he knifed, "Some
people bring happiness
wherever they go. You bring
it whenever you go." .. . To
a pest, "There's a pair of
shoes with three heels on
them." . . . Henny loves to
make his wife a Youngman
accident victim . . . "My
This is her 33rd year with our
wife," he says, "has a slight
hotel. As banquet service
impediment in her speech.
manager she lends experience
Every once in a while she
and personal interest to every
stops to breathe. She has
function. She's available for
her hair cut in a pet shop.
your next special affair.
Her hair color is changed so
often she has a convertible
top. And when she goes to
Detroit Hilton
bed she packs so much mud
Washington Blvd. at
on her face, I say 'Good-
Grand Circus Park
night, Swamp.' . . . Henny
(313) 965-7800
relates that he stayed in one
hotel where the room was so
small the mice were hunch-
backed . . . "I had a room
and bath," he bragged, "but
they were on separate floors."
JUDGE BEN FRIEDMAN,
Oak Park associate justice,
having fined a speedster $25,
suggested, "Better get a re-
ceipt from the clerk when you
pay up." . . . "What do you
expect me to do with it?"
snapped the disgruntled
speedster . . . "Save it,"
counseled Ben. "When you
get three of them, you get a
bicycle!"
OVERHEARD DURING
business hours by Marty
Weinstock . . 11:30 a.m.:
"The nerve of my boss! I
come in only an hour and a
half late this morning—and
he'd already opened all his
A mouth watering variety in en-
private mail!" . . . 1:30 p.m.
(on the phone): "The boss is
trees
of steaks, seafood and
out to lunch now but he
won't be gone long. Nobody
chicken, complete with ALL the
took him." . . . 4:15 p.m.;
trimmings,
a Baked or House
"Mr. K., I've taken all the
criticism of my work from
potato, ALL the assorted breads
you I can stand. How do you
and
butter you desire, and if
spell 'quit?' "
—
Marion Sieman said
we could mention
her birthday
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DAY AFTER WAR broke
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others in giving aid to heli-
copter wounded;
15 OR 20 YEARS AGO,
Ben Wigder left his hat at
Sam Simmer's home on
Fairfield . . "I never saw
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that the only thing he has
never bought are, not hats,
but watches which he re-
ceives as gifts.
GOOD BET for the week-
end . . . Monte Carlo '73
Saturday night at Hillel Day
School . .
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CHARLES MILAN'S nurse
wife, Florence, returned this
week from Israel where she
visited her nurse sister in a
kibutz directly below the
Golan Heights . . . Soldiers
came down after two or
three days without any food
or sleep, but retained much
energy through will of ac-
complishment . . . It didn't
take long for lack of sleep
to catch up with them,
though, once they came
down, Florence told Charlie.
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SARTORIAL - S P L E N-
DORED GENT Sam Dryman
of the Tie Raks, lost a
couple of points wearing
solid beige pants with heavy
plaid vest and jacket . . .
Reversible vest was same
color as his beige pants and
probably would have looked
a lot better.
LATEST MAX SOSIN-ISM
. . about the Martian stop-
ping a man on the street and
saying, "Take me to your
leader." . . . "I can't," said
the fellow. "She's in Florida
with my mother-in-law."
OVERHEARD . . . "I cer-
tainly enjoy hearing the
honking of a wild goose —
except when he's driving in
back of me." . . . Fellow
tearing up tickets at Jack-
son's Action at Northville,
"Last week I had the perfect
system for winning on the
races. Then the track open-
ed." . . . At Oak Park Bowl-
ing Lanes, novice wife to
her would-be helpful spouse,
"If I do anything wrong and
you can show me how to do
it better — keep your big
mouth shut!"
BUMPED INTO HENNY
YoUNGMAN . . . mellowed
with age, but like any fine
bottle of vintage champagne
explodes if you tip him the
wrong way . . . We wouldn't
want to be around when he
blows his cork . . . At the
one-nighter in which he was
appearing. Henny told a
group of hecklers, "Don't
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