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September 04, 1970 - Image 7

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The Detroit Jewish News, 1970-09-04

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THE DETROIT JEWISH NEWS

Friday, September 4, 1970-7

If you want to impress your instructors,

you've got a multiple choice.

Mark your answers in the appropriate square with a TEMPORARY" category, question number 2. which has
number two leaded pencil. If you wish to change your two correct answers. Remember that these tests will be
answer, erase thoroughly and completely. Mark only computer scored, and the computer couldn't care less
one answer for each question, except in the "CON- whether you pass or fail.

TRADITIONAL

CONTEMPORARY

CHEAP

1. These traditional slacks...:
A. Should be worn only with boy-
scout orthopedic oxfords.
B. Are available for $12.00 not
including postage and handling
from Osmun's.
C. Would not have wrinkled except
for the model trying to strike
an artsy-craftsy pose.
D. Will undoubtedly impress the
head of the poultry science
department.

1. These contemporary slacks are...:
Part of a revolutionary new
A.
suit that doesn't have any
sleeves.
B. Were made by an exploited lady
who right now is handcuffed to
her sewing machine.
C. Will never replace skin.
D. Will get a nasty run if you
snag them.

1. These cheap pants...:
A. Were used as a drop cloth by an
impressionistic Earl Scheib
spray paint specialist.
B. Have been ravaged by little
dirt eaters in the enzymes of
countless detergents.
C. Are bagged out at the knees.
D. Are not tie dyed, but were
allowed to gather mold in the
back yard.

2. This contemporary vest...:
Has buttons made out of M&M's..
A.
B. Is available with the matching
slacks from your friendly
corner Osmun's store.
C. Will never be part of a three
piece suit.
D. Will be delivered right to your
door in a plain brown wrapper.

2. This violent vest...:
Can only be worn on a hairy
A.
or semi hairy torso.
B. Defies further description.
Will
not trap and retain body
C.
heat.
D. Will attract moths if set
ablaze anytime after 10 pm.

s. This traditional sweater is...:
Loot, plundered from an ex-
A.
pired member of Arnie's Army.
Puffy around the wrists.
B.
C. From Osmun's.
D. On loan from the Perry Como
Institute of Textiles.

3. Over all, the slacks, shirt and
sweater...:
Look surprisingly good for
A.
being so straight.
B. Make you look about four years
younger than you really are.
C. Are pretty comfortable.
Were
originally selected by
D.
the costume designer for the-
male lead in a movie entitled,
"The King Family Trips Out."

4• You would wear an outfit like this

to...:
Take a two day bicycle trip
A.
around George Pierrot.
B. Do Pat Boone impersonations.
C. Quote from the Reader's Digest.
D. See the Walt Disney film epic,
"The Computer Wore Tennis
Shoes."

3. Over all, the vest, slacks and
shirt...:
A. Were originally designed to be
worn with high had sneakers.
Probably won't make it on the
B.
West Point campus, but then
neither will you.
C. Are appearing together for the
first time at Osmun's.
D. Will undoubtedly impress the
instructress in your Basics of
Modern Dance, 397, Class.

4. You would wear an outfit like this

to...:
A.
Mess around a.little.
B. Enjoy yourself.
C. Knock 'em dead at a Geritol
convention.
D. See the Toronto version of
"Hair."

Stores for men and young men

3. Over all, the vest, bullet and
pants...:
Really aren't overall.
A.
Are not exactly your caliber.
B.
C. Are not a satisfactory sub-
stitute for your blue surge
suit.
D. Will cause your mother to wring
her hands and mutter "Where did
I fail? Where did I fail?"

4. You would wear an outfit like this

to...:
Contract a severe chest cold.
A.
Ftaternity rush.
B.
C. Successfully terrorize primary
school children at your local
McDonald's Drive-In.
D. Buy some new clothes from

smun's

Open evenings 'til 9 in the Tel-Twelve Mall (Telegraph and 12 Mile in Southfield), Tech Plaza Center
(12 Mile and Van Dyke in Warren), and Tel-Huron Center (Telegraph and Huron in Pontiac). Our downtown Pontiac
store is open Friday evenings 'til 9. Osmun's Charge, Bank Americard and Master Chargecard.

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