• Gaiety, especially literary gaiety, Friday, July 24, 1970-37 clears the mind. Boredom confuses THE DETROIT JEWISH NEWS it; extreme tension strains; sub- limity revives it.—Joseph Joubert LARCO'S In godless times one must be gay. It is a duty.—Franz Kafka SINGS NIGHTLY • Complete Lunches II a.m. -4 p.m.* *• "Happy Hour" Cocktail Time ...* 4 p.m. to 7 p.m. * * * * * * * * 18332 W. McNichols • 2 Elks. W. of Southfield Xwy * * 531-8877 ****V BANQUETS MEETINGS acs PARTIES act : e ate SKANIDI 20231 James Couzens 345-4555 at Greenfield 4...G:teRteRteRtg:TseRtrGTteRWTRIeRtgra: -*. : i■ WHEN GEORGE BURNS comes to town for a Saints & Sinners meeting, ask him how he cured his throat problem . . . Many years ago, George was troubled by hav- ing to clear his throat before every sentence ... He went to one doc- tor after another — no one could help him Finally, someone told him about a little-known doctor on New York's lower East Side . . The medic listened to George ex- plain his problem, then stood up and walked slowly around the room "Doctor," Burns asked im- patiently, "do you think you can help me?" . . . "Of course," the doctor replied. "The next time you feel like you're going to clear your throat, don't do it!" "SAUCY SYLVIA" Stoun at the Royal Ascot Supper Club on South- field and Fort in Lincoln Park, is as usual very good . . . Her enter- taining repertoire is pleasing crowds during a four-week limited engagement that started a week ago last Wednesday ... The popu- lar Sylvia at the piano acompany- ing herself on the "suggestive" vocals Wednesday through Satur- day, is a "must" on your list of places to go. FOR THOSE WHO needs it at , ..1...4..:11,12t1"..!.ns•iz:s*,.::, ... At, , , ,izst,co.g:Intintl., , ,:e.gts7.4...Intsol:ANzle.e..1-m...19, J.:1,9e. Im: R.C1.9.al avid suppith :: (on ..4 premises of Special ..,.. ..„ Quality Ct. . on Attract i on "SAUCY SYLVIA" ...:..., . 1 . . , , , WED. THRU SAT. ■ ,. -,.. Cover Charge Anytime DANCING TO Entertainment II Nitta Weekly Eddie Webb's Trio Entertain Your Guests or Enjoy A Family Sunday Dinner at Mt/ Bountiful Brunch Buffet Served Every Sunday Morning — 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. An indescribably Delicious Variety of More Than 30 Foods i Breakfast Pastries Special Full Course Dinner Served from 2 p.m. Every Sunday Children's Portions Available Bountiful Buffet Nights Tuesday and Thursday Dinner Music from 6 p.m. and for dancing after 9:30 nightly Geo. Gesoff's Trio Plays Tues. & Wed. Jack Schafer's Trio plays Thurs., Fri. & Sat. We Are [Party glanners AT NORTHWOOD INN We Can Handle from 20 to SOO Pimple In Our Own Banquet Rooms with Ample Parking Available SWEET SIXTEEN PARTIES, SHOWERS, WEDDING RECEPTIONS, BAR MITZVAS We Alse De Outside Catering to Your Home, Office or Plant RESERvnT , ONS ,0 ,.,,,, ,,,, .7... . :: , i.,... . ,. .. .:. , _ e: Gina Sibert PIANO BAR Dinners—$3.50 up No "''' ,,... LIMITED ENGAGEMENT! -;:. : -' .: Motel) 386-1350 . J CM 1200 Southfield, Lincoln Park i' : ,? --.: (4‘. ..s. ..,,- DOWNRIVER'S FINEST 4-6651 OR LI 1-2577 Woodward Ave. at 11 1 /2 Mile Road iC" ;,'- times, there is a drink called a "Stomach Reviver" ... 1/2 Brandy, Kummel, 1/6 Angastura Bitters and 1/6 Fernet Branca . . . Stir well with ice and strain into glass. LOCALITE BRYAN WELLS and his orchestra hold sway for danc- ing and listening pleasure at Cabaret LaBoheme atop Hotel Pontchartrain. INCLUDING DESSERT SKANDIA Luncheon—Dinner—Banquets 20231 JAMES COUZENS 345-4555 At Greenfield EMPRESS GARDEN • No Finer Food • No Better Facilities • For 5 to 500 People Parking for Everyone • NORTHWOOD INN WOODWARD AT 11 1 /iMILE Spec Mixing In Cantonese Cuisine In Harvard Row Shopping Center at 11 Mile and LaMar Rd. Open Mon. through Fri. 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. Sat. 11 a.m.-11:30 p.m.; Sun. Noon-10:30 p.m. 3544750 Orders To Take Out Fine Dining and Cocktails 19701 W. 12 Mile Rd. (Just East of Evergreen) OPEN DAILY FROM 11:30 A.M. FEATURING PRIME BEEF FROM FOOD LANES MARKET • BUSINESSMEN'S LUNCHEONS Open Daily Mon. thru Sat. • FACILITIES FOR UP TO 275 BANQUETS — snouts': WEDDINGS — BAR MITZVAHS Angel's Hour Glass 18800 I RD. LI 1-2577 JO 4-6688 THE SUSSEX HOUSE whole wheat," he told the waitress, but she brought white . . . On lore. IN THE HANDS OF A REAL pro like Myron Cohen, the fine art of dialect has survived ... He s also one of the very few experts who have! . Dialect King Cohen likes to tell about the two part- tiers in the cloak and suit business who were having an argument .. . The senior partner said, "You're so crooked that the wool you're pulling over my eyes is 50 per cent cotton" . . . Or the one about the two Jewish women in Brooklyn who were talking, and one said to the other, "If I live, I'll see you Wednesday—if not, Thursday" . The late and great Bill Robinson, the foremost Negro star of his time, used to get howls with the one about a little colored soldier who tried to break out of camp and was stopped by the guard ... Our hero challenged the guard with, "I've got a mother in Heaven, a father in hell and a girl in Harlem—and I'm gonna see one of 'em tonight!" $495 AND BEVERAGE ... to see and hear him ... Turk will stay on for an extra week at fl Angel's. MILTON BERLE ONCE played Pittsburgh for a one-week stand . . . On Monday he picked out a restaurant that looked attractive to him, and liked everything ex- cept the bread . . . "I always eat Finally on Saturday when she took his order, Berle said casually, "Just for the heck of it, I think I'll take white bread today" . . . "That's funny," said the waitress. "Aren't you the party who always orders whole wheat?" DELICIOUS TREAT AT the Golden Griddle on Woodward Ave. is called Palestine Pancakes . . . Reminds one of crepe suzettes . . very thin pancakes rolled with sour cream inside and cointreau on top. TRY WINES OF ALL kinds . In a lifetime you couldn't try them all ... If, for example, in Germany, drink Moselles in Trier and Rhine Wines in Wiesbaden . . . Don't order a Burgundy wine in Bor- deaux or ask for a bottle of Medoc in Dijon or Beaune . . . Wines are best enjoyed where they are born . . . Generally speaking, drink the drier wines before the sweeter and the younger before the older . . . White wines, dry or sweet, taste better served chilled, while red wines are best enjoyed at room temperature except perhaps in very hot climates . . . But there is ao law in these matters . .. only BANQUETS! MEETINGS! PARTIES ! SMORGASBORD PAT KENNEDY, Turk Prujan- sky's song-writing partner, is here from California to work with him on a couple of new songs they're writing together . . One of her songs before collaborating with Turk was "Wrap Your Troubles in Dreams" made so famous by Bing Crosby . . . Turk at Angel's Hour Glass on W. McNichols, west of Southfield, is the talk of the town in nitery circles .. . His un- believable magnetic personality ... host of hosts, celebrity to the cele- brities, Pied Piper of Show Busi- ness . . . has everybody flocking Tuesday, he reminded her about the whole wheat, but was served white bread again . . . Wednesday she made the same mistake, not to mention Thursday and Friday . . • BANQUET FACILITIES Now: Open Sunday 12 Noon UN 2-6455 7523 W. McNichols Rd. Scandinavian By Danny Raskin • VINCE MANCE TRIO • MON., TUES., WED. & THURS. SPECIAL The Best of Everything The Fine Italian-American Cuisine Deliciously Prepared for the Discerning Taste W. McNICHOLS 538 - 4550 • Businessmen's Luncheons • Superb Dining Cuisine • Excellent Cocktails lfi Elks. 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