THE DETROIT JEWISH NEWS 34—Friday, May 15, 1970 Danny Raskin's LISTENING 0 S T WITH SPACE TALK on the lips of everyone, communityites a r e gettting their share of the daily chit chat topics of the day . . . Barrister Henry Baskin wonders who the Milton Berle of Mars is, and legal wit friend Sheldon Otis, continues, "Can't you just hear whoever he is convulsing his tele- space listeners about how he land- ed in some zoo and told a lion, 'Take me to your feeder.' and the lion replying, 'You're too late. I just ate him'." . . . Manufacturer's rep Max Sosin has his bit about the Martian who landed in Detroit and found he had broken one of the little wheels on his spaceship . . . He asked every leader in town to find him one but to no avail .. . That night while passing a delica- tessen, he noticed some bagels . "I'd like through the window . to buy some of those wheels," he . "Those aren't told the owner . wheels," he was told. "They're bagels, you eat them." . . . The deli bossrnan sliced a bagel in half and offered it to him . . . after chewing a bite, the Martian beam- ed, "Hew, this should be good with cream cheese and lox." . Jim- my Rachleff, who toured Russia, quips about the Russian who was found to be physically equipped to survive a rocket to the moon but he refused to make the trip . . The commissar insisted, "Don't you like to travel?" . . . "Sure!" said the comrade, "but not to the moon." . . . The commissar ques- tioned, "Then where would you like to travel?" ... "To America," he answered . . . "We can only take you to the moon," said t h e commissar. "If we could go to America, I'd go myself." WELCOME BACK . .. to cater- ess Rita Abrams from Bethesda Naval Research Center in Mary- land, after two operations on her throat in which growths were re- moved on each side of her vocal cords . . . Rita had stopped breath- ing during one of the operations but luckily recovered immediately and so was committed to silence for only five weeks! FIVE-YEAR-OLD twin sons of Jean and At Gross, little Robert and Sanford, are earnestly taking piano lessons ... Last week, Jean came home from shopping, saw Bobby sitting on the front step and asked where Sanford was . . "He s in the house playing a duet," replied Bobby. "I finished first." GET WELL WISHES . . . TO DAVE HAFFNER . . . at Sinai Hospital . . to Herman Goldman, Detroit Tiger Publications, in room 4421 at Mt. Carmel Hospital. WHILE HAVING DINNER with friends in Arizona, the first seder night, metal maestro ex-Detroiter Sy Winick tells of one of the in- vited guests being a local surgeon, and the hostess, feeling he would be the logical choice, asked him to carve the chicken . . . The bird slipped from the platter into the lap of the hostess who, embar- rassed but trying to pass it off jocularly, remarked, " Gracious, doctor, I don't know whether I could trust you to operate on me or not." . . . Our eminent surgical man pulled himself up to full height and said, "You, madam, are no chicken!" Big Mac, arching five miles over the Straits of Mackinac to connect t h e Upper and Lower Peninsulas, is one of the world's great bridges. SEA FOODS BARBECUE CHECKER BARB -a) CLAM SHOP TR 4-2870- LOBSTERS, Serving Oysters, Clams, Steaks and Assorted Sea Foods 2675 E. GRAND BLVD.. Music by Muzak RIBS • CHICKEN • SHRIMP Delivered "HOT" — UN 4-7700 20050 Livernois, Just South of 8 Mile DELICATESSEN' 10 a.m. to 8:00 p.m. CLOSED SUNDAYS ENTERTAINMENT NIGHTLY AFTER 2 A.M. LUNCHES- DINNERS OUR SPECIAL FRENCH TOAST Carry-Outs, Distinctive Buffet Tray Catering Finest Corned Beef Sandwiches and Sandwich Combinations Ample Parking CHINESE FOODS Henry Yee's FORBIDDEN CITY Exotic Cocktails An Enchanting Atmosphere and Taste Adventure You Won't Forget. One of America's restaurants featuring superior cantonese cuisine finest OUR NEW TEMPLE ROOM IS DELIGHTFUL FOR SWEET SIXTEENS, SHOWERS AND PRIVATE PARTIES Restaurant & Delicatessen 19171 Livernois at 7 Mile UN 3-3298 GOLD STAR • • • Open Daily 8 a.m. to 7 p.m. Fri. A Sat. Til 9 p.m. Closed Tuesdays • Pastrami Corned Beef Roast Beef, etc. 79C Sandwiches TRAYS FOR ALL OCCASIONS OUR SPECIALTY Corned Beef _$2.69 lb. CARRY OUT 255-3840 19733 W. 7 Mile (Ph Elks. E. of Evergreen) Free Parking TE 1-0775 1 Elk. N. of Masonic Temple 3148 Second Blvd. at Seville Hotel Specializing in Cantonese Food HOA KOW INN- Open Daily 11 a.m. to 11 p.m. — Sat. 11 a.m. to 2 a.m. Free Parking Carry-Out Service LI 7-4663 13715 W. 9 MILE ROAD, OAK PARK KOW KOW INN, INC. MARTY'S Restaurant - Delicatessen 21174 Greenfield, Oak Park SUNDAY from 1:00 p.m. to 10:00 p.m.; Monday-Thursday II a.m. to 12 p.m. Friday and Saturday II a.m. to 1 a.m. Luncheon, Family Dinners, Parties, After-Theater Snacks, Cocktails Call 356 - 5293 7 DAYS KE 8-2860 .miretlOPEN Cuisine Chinese-American Cuisine NORTHGATE Specializing in Cantonese Family Dinners ORDERS TO TAKE OUT OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK Mon. thru Fri. 11-10:30 p.m. Sat. 10.1 a.m. Sun. 12 Noon-10 p.m. 18203 W. 10 Mlle Rd. at Southfield I BUSINESSMEN'S LUNCH SPECIAL 353-6417 CHOP-HOUSE DELICATESSEN & RESTAURANT Breakfast • Lunch • Sandwiches Dinner • After Theater GREENFIELD, N. of 10 Mile Rd. (Greenfield Center) COMPLETE CARRY OUT TRAYS FOR ALL OCCASIONS Oak Park 399 - 3999 NIGHT PARKING Drive downtown to Berman's, enjoy a fine dinner — take in a show and don't worry about your car. Our parking lot hours 6:30 p.m. till closing. CARL'S CHOP HOUSE World famous steaks & chops for over 50 years. 1431 TIMES SQUARE Bet. Grand River & Clifford 963-8484 Open 11:30 a.m. to 11:30 p.m. Free Parking 3020 GRAND RIVER TE 3-0700 Private Banquet Rooms for wedding parties. Serving the World's Finest Steaks, Chops and Sea Foods for mere than 26 years. All Beef aged in our cellars. JOHN CARMONA, Formerly of DARBY'S Brings You TACORAMA Cold Cuts, Dairy, Hot Meals, etc. ITALIAN FOODS ALVARO'S Restaurant-Cocktail Lounge 1824 W. 14 Mile Rd. (W. of Crooks Rd.) Ample Free Parking 549-2420 Italian & American Cuisine 175 Seating Restaurant & Lounge 4 Spacious Private Dining Rooms for Showers, Lunch- eons, Banquets, etc. Open 11 a.m. to 2 a.m. For Lunch, Dinner and After- Theater Cocktails and Snacks. Open Mother's Day, Sunday, May 10. For Reservations Call COCKTAIL BAR 17632 WOODWARD — North of 6 Mile TIGR A PIZZERIA 8 RESTAURANT CHOP AM HOUSE r2P FREE VALET Sat. 'til 1 a.m. Closed Tuesdays PARADISO CAFE 20441 W. 8 MILE RD., 4 Blks. W. of Evergreen Chinese - American Restaurant MON. THRU SUN., 6 a.m. 'til 9 p.m. LITTLE RICHARD'S CANTONESE and AMERICAN RESTAURANT — LOUNGE NORTHLAND CENTER LOT D WING HONG 8 a.m.-II p.m. Fri. and Sat. CLOSED SUNDAYS LI 3-0535 &flack and Carry Outs DAILY HOURS: 8 a.m.-9 p.m. Mon.-Thurs. GREEN-8 SHOPPING CENTER Open 11 a.m. to 2 a.m. Daily Famous Chop Suey • Cantonese Food • Steaks • Chops • Sea Food EASY PARKING CARRY OUT SERVICE TO 8-7550 322 W. McNichols, Between Woodward and Second BREAKFAST FEATURES DAILY FROM 8 a.m. • DINNER • LUNCH • SUPER SANDWICHES • COMPLETE CARRY OUT AND TRAY CATERING 21639 W. 8 MILE RD. (1/2 BIk. E. of Lahser) 537-6770 For Carry Out & Delivery TO 9-3988 EVERY FRIDAY FISH DINNER Incl. Salad, French Fries, Bread & Butter. EVERY TUESDAY SPAGHETTI DINNER 109 99c ALL YOU CAN EAT( OPEN 7 DAYS MON. THRU THURS., 4:30-12:30 P.M. FRI. & SAT. 'TIL 3:30—SUN. 'TIL 11:30 P.M. PANCAKES AND WAFFLE'S GOLDEN GRIDDLE DELICATESSEN and PANCAKE HOUSE ALL TYPES OF DELICATESSEN AND STEAKS Also Complete Carry-Out • 42 Varieties of Pancakes & Waffles • 12 Delicious Varieties of Eggs & Omelets • All Types Fruit & Lo-Cal Parfait Pies • ALSO FAMOUS KEY LIME PIE Private Room Available For Parties 35 to 40 People Dining—Carry-Out Catering Mon., Tues., Wed. 11 a-tv1.4 Thurs., Fri., Sat. 'III 10 p.m. Closed Sunday Hours: 6:30 a.m. to 1 a.m. Sun. thru Thurs. Fri. 'til 2:30 a.m. 212 W. 9 MILE RD. 3017 North Woodward, 1 1/2 Blocks South of 13 Mile Rd. 549-2900 Hens, Made Mexican—American Resturant Bik. W. of Woodward 541.9175 Sat. 'til 3:30 a.m.