THE DETROIT JEWISH NEWS
34—Friday, May 15, 1970
WITH SPACE TALK on the lips
of everyone, communityites a r e
gettting their share of the daily
chit chat topics of the day . . .
Barrister Henry Baskin wonders
who the Milton Berle of Mars is,
and legal wit friend Sheldon Otis,
continues, "Can't you just hear
whoever he is convulsing his tele-
space listeners about how he land-
ed in some zoo and told a lion,
'Take me to your feeder.' and the
lion replying, 'You're too late. I
just ate him'." . . . Manufacturer's
rep Max Sosin has his bit about
the Martian who landed in Detroit
and found he had broken one of
the little wheels on his spaceship
. . . He asked every leader in town
to find him one but to no avail .. .
That night while passing a delica-
tessen, he noticed some bagels
. "I'd like
through the window .
to buy some of those wheels," he
. "Those aren't
told the owner .
wheels," he was told. "They're
bagels, you eat them." . . . The
deli bossrnan sliced a bagel in half
and offered it to him . . . after
chewing a bite, the Martian beam-
ed, "Hew, this should be good with
cream cheese and lox." . Jim-
my Rachleff, who toured Russia,
quips about the Russian who was
found to be physically equipped to
survive a rocket to the moon but
he refused to make the trip . .
The commissar insisted, "Don't
you like to travel?" . . . "Sure!"
said the comrade, "but not to the
moon." . . . The commissar ques-
tioned, "Then where would you
like to travel?" ... "To America,"
he answered . . . "We can only
take you to the moon," said t h e
commissar. "If we could go to
America, I'd go myself."
WELCOME BACK . .. to cater-
ess Rita Abrams from Bethesda
Naval Research Center in Mary-
land, after two operations on her
throat in which growths were re-
moved on each side of her vocal
cords . . . Rita had stopped breath-
ing during one of the operations
but luckily recovered immediately
and so was committed to silence
for only five weeks!
FIVE-YEAR-OLD twin sons of
Jean and At Gross, little Robert
and Sanford, are earnestly taking
piano lessons ... Last week, Jean
came home from shopping, saw
Bobby sitting on the front step and
asked where Sanford was . .
"He s in the house playing a duet,"
replied Bobby. "I finished first."
GET WELL WISHES . . . TO
DAVE HAFFNER . . . at Sinai
Hospital . . to Herman Goldman,
Detroit Tiger Publications, in
room 4421 at Mt. Carmel Hospital.
WHILE HAVING DINNER with
friends in Arizona, the first seder
night, metal maestro ex-Detroiter
Sy Winick tells of one of the in-
vited guests being a local surgeon,
and the hostess, feeling he would
be the logical choice, asked him to
carve the chicken . . . The bird
slipped from the platter into the
lap of the hostess who, embar-
rassed but trying to pass it off
jocularly, remarked, " Gracious,
doctor, I don't know whether I
could trust you to operate on me
or not." . . . Our eminent surgical
man pulled himself up to full
height and said, "You, madam, are
Big Mac, arching five miles
over the Straits of Mackinac to
connect t h e Upper and Lower
Peninsulas, is one of the world's
CHECKER BARB -a)
Serving Oysters, Clams,
Steaks and Assorted Sea Foods
2675 E. GRAND BLVD..
Music by Muzak
RIBS • CHICKEN • SHRIMP
Delivered "HOT" — UN 4-7700
20050 Livernois, Just South of 8 Mile
10 a.m. to 8:00 p.m.
ENTERTAINMENT NIGHTLY AFTER 2 A.M.
OUR SPECIAL FRENCH TOAST
Carry-Outs, Distinctive Buffet Tray Catering
Finest Corned Beef Sandwiches and
An Enchanting Atmosphere and Taste
Adventure You Won't Forget.
OUR NEW TEMPLE ROOM IS DELIGHTFUL
FOR SWEET SIXTEENS, SHOWERS AND
19171 Livernois at 7 Mile
Open Daily 8 a.m. to 7 p.m.
Fri. A Sat. Til 9 p.m.
Roast Beef, etc.
TRAYS FOR ALL OCCASIONS
Corned Beef _$2.69 lb.
19733 W. 7 Mile (Ph Elks. E. of Evergreen)
1 Elk. N. of
3148 Second Blvd.
at Seville Hotel
HOA KOW INN-
Open Daily 11 a.m. to 11 p.m. — Sat. 11 a.m. to 2 a.m.
13715 W. 9 MILE ROAD, OAK PARK
KOW KOW INN, INC.
Restaurant - Delicatessen
21174 Greenfield, Oak Park
SUNDAY from 1:00 p.m. to 10:00 p.m.; Monday-Thursday II a.m. to 12 p.m.
Friday and Saturday II a.m. to 1 a.m.
Luncheon, Family Dinners, Parties, After-Theater Snacks, Cocktails
Call 356 - 5293
Cantonese Family Dinners
ORDERS TO TAKE OUT
OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK
Mon. thru Fri. 11-10:30 p.m.
Sat. 10.1 a.m. Sun. 12 Noon-10 p.m.
18203 W. 10 Mlle Rd. at Southfield I BUSINESSMEN'S LUNCH SPECIAL
DELICATESSEN & RESTAURANT
Breakfast • Lunch • Sandwiches
Dinner • After Theater
GREENFIELD, N. of 10 Mile Rd.
COMPLETE CARRY OUT
TRAYS FOR ALL OCCASIONS
399 - 3999
Drive downtown to Berman's,
enjoy a fine dinner — take in
a show and don't worry about
your car. Our parking lot hours
6:30 p.m. till closing.
World famous steaks &
chops for over 50 years.
1431 TIMES SQUARE
Bet. Grand River &
Open 11:30 a.m. to 11:30 p.m.
3020 GRAND RIVER
Private Banquet Rooms for wedding parties. Serving
the World's Finest Steaks, Chops and Sea Foods for
mere than 26 years. All Beef aged in our cellars.
JOHN CARMONA, Formerly of DARBY'S
Cold Cuts, Dairy, Hot Meals, etc.
1824 W. 14 Mile Rd.
(W. of Crooks Rd.)
175 Seating Restaurant & Lounge
4 Spacious Private Dining
Rooms for Showers, Lunch-
eons, Banquets, etc.
Open 11 a.m. to 2 a.m.
For Lunch, Dinner and After-
Theater Cocktails and Snacks.
Open Mother's Day, Sunday,
May 10. For Reservations
17632 WOODWARD — North of 6 Mile
PIZZERIA 8 RESTAURANT
Sat. 'til 1 a.m. Closed Tuesdays
20441 W. 8 MILE RD., 4 Blks. W. of Evergreen
Chinese - American Restaurant
MON. THRU SUN.,
6 a.m. 'til 9 p.m.
CANTONESE and AMERICAN RESTAURANT — LOUNGE
NORTHLAND CENTER LOT D
8 a.m.-II p.m. Fri. and Sat.
and Carry Outs
8 a.m.-9 p.m. Mon.-Thurs.
GREEN-8 SHOPPING CENTER
Open 11 a.m. to
2 a.m. Daily
Famous Chop Suey • Cantonese Food • Steaks • Chops • Sea Food
CARRY OUT SERVICE
322 W. McNichols, Between Woodward and Second
DAILY FROM 8 a.m.
• SUPER SANDWICHES
• COMPLETE CARRY OUT
AND TRAY CATERING
21639 W. 8 MILE RD.
(1/2 BIk. E. of Lahser)
For Carry Out & Delivery
Incl. Salad, French Fries,
Bread & Butter.
ALL YOU CAN EAT(
OPEN 7 DAYS
MON. THRU THURS., 4:30-12:30 P.M.
FRI. & SAT. 'TIL 3:30—SUN. 'TIL 11:30 P.M.
PANCAKES AND WAFFLE'S
and PANCAKE HOUSE
ALL TYPES OF DELICATESSEN AND STEAKS
Also Complete Carry-Out
• 42 Varieties of Pancakes & Waffles
• 12 Delicious Varieties of Eggs & Omelets
• All Types Fruit & Lo-Cal Parfait Pies
• ALSO FAMOUS KEY LIME PIE
Private Room Available For Parties 35 to 40 People
Mon., Tues., Wed. 11 a-tv1.4
Thurs., Fri., Sat. 'III 10 p.m.
Hours: 6:30 a.m. to 1 a.m. Sun. thru Thurs. Fri. 'til 2:30 a.m.
212 W. 9 MILE RD.
3017 North Woodward, 1 1/2 Blocks South of 13 Mile Rd. 549-2900
Hens, Made Mexican—American Resturant
Bik. W. of Woodward
Sat. 'til 3:30 a.m.