THE DETROIT JEWISH NEWS
34—Friday, May 15, 1970
Danny Raskin's
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WITH SPACE TALK on the lips
of everyone, communityites a r e
gettting their share of the daily
chit chat topics of the day . . .
Barrister Henry Baskin wonders
who the Milton Berle of Mars is,
and legal wit friend Sheldon Otis,
continues, "Can't you just hear
whoever he is convulsing his tele-
space listeners about how he land-
ed in some zoo and told a lion,
'Take me to your feeder.' and the
lion replying, 'You're too late. I
just ate him'." . . . Manufacturer's
rep Max Sosin has his bit about
the Martian who landed in Detroit
and found he had broken one of
the little wheels on his spaceship
. . . He asked every leader in town
to find him one but to no avail .. .
That night while passing a delica-
tessen, he noticed some bagels
. "I'd like
through the window .
to buy some of those wheels," he
. "Those aren't
told the owner .
wheels," he was told. "They're
bagels, you eat them." . . . The
deli bossrnan sliced a bagel in half
and offered it to him . . . after
chewing a bite, the Martian beam-
ed, "Hew, this should be good with
cream cheese and lox." . Jim-
my Rachleff, who toured Russia,
quips about the Russian who was
found to be physically equipped to
survive a rocket to the moon but
he refused to make the trip . .
The commissar insisted, "Don't
you like to travel?" . . . "Sure!"
said the comrade, "but not to the
moon." . . . The commissar ques-
tioned, "Then where would you
like to travel?" ... "To America,"
he answered . . . "We can only
take you to the moon," said t h e
commissar. "If we could go to
America, I'd go myself."
WELCOME BACK . .. to cater-
ess Rita Abrams from Bethesda
Naval Research Center in Mary-
land, after two operations on her
throat in which growths were re-
moved on each side of her vocal
cords . . . Rita had stopped breath-
ing during one of the operations
but luckily recovered immediately
and so was committed to silence
for only five weeks!
FIVE-YEAR-OLD twin sons of
Jean and At Gross, little Robert
and Sanford, are earnestly taking
piano lessons ... Last week, Jean
came home from shopping, saw
Bobby sitting on the front step and
asked where Sanford was . .
"He s in the house playing a duet,"
replied Bobby. "I finished first."
GET WELL WISHES . . . TO
DAVE HAFFNER . . . at Sinai
Hospital . . to Herman Goldman,
Detroit Tiger Publications, in
room 4421 at Mt. Carmel Hospital.
WHILE HAVING DINNER with
friends in Arizona, the first seder
night, metal maestro ex-Detroiter
Sy Winick tells of one of the in-
vited guests being a local surgeon,
and the hostess, feeling he would
be the logical choice, asked him to
carve the chicken . . . The bird
slipped from the platter into the
lap of the hostess who, embar-
rassed but trying to pass it off
jocularly, remarked, " Gracious,
doctor, I don't know whether I
could trust you to operate on me
or not." . . . Our eminent surgical
man pulled himself up to full
height and said, "You, madam, are
no chicken!"
Big Mac, arching five miles
over the Straits of Mackinac to
connect t h e Upper and Lower
Peninsulas, is one of the world's
great bridges.
SEA FOODS
BARBECUE
CHECKER BARB -a)
CLAM SHOP
TR 4-2870-
LOBSTERS,
Serving Oysters, Clams,
Steaks and Assorted Sea Foods
2675 E. GRAND BLVD..
Music by Muzak
RIBS • CHICKEN • SHRIMP
Delivered "HOT" — UN 4-7700
20050 Livernois, Just South of 8 Mile
DELICATESSEN'
10 a.m. to 8:00 p.m.
CLOSED SUNDAYS
ENTERTAINMENT NIGHTLY AFTER 2 A.M.
LUNCHES- DINNERS
OUR SPECIAL FRENCH TOAST
Carry-Outs, Distinctive Buffet Tray Catering
Finest Corned Beef Sandwiches and
Sandwich Combinations
Ample Parking
CHINESE FOODS
Henry Yee's
FORBIDDEN CITY
Exotic Cocktails
An Enchanting Atmosphere and Taste
Adventure You Won't Forget.
One of
America's
restaurants
featuring superior
cantonese cuisine
finest
OUR NEW TEMPLE ROOM IS DELIGHTFUL
FOR SWEET SIXTEENS, SHOWERS AND
PRIVATE PARTIES
Restaurant &
Delicatessen
19171 Livernois at 7 Mile
UN 3-3298
GOLD STAR
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•
•
Open Daily 8 a.m. to 7 p.m.
Fri. A Sat. Til 9 p.m.
Closed Tuesdays
• Pastrami
Corned Beef
Roast Beef, etc.
79C
Sandwiches
TRAYS FOR ALL OCCASIONS
OUR SPECIALTY
Corned Beef _$2.69 lb.
CARRY OUT
255-3840
19733 W. 7 Mile (Ph Elks. E. of Evergreen)
Free Parking
TE 1-0775
1 Elk. N. of
Masonic Temple
3148 Second Blvd.
at Seville Hotel
Specializing in
Cantonese Food
HOA KOW INN-
Open Daily 11 a.m. to 11 p.m. — Sat. 11 a.m. to 2 a.m.
Free Parking
Carry-Out Service
LI 7-4663
13715 W. 9 MILE ROAD, OAK PARK
KOW KOW INN, INC.
MARTY'S
Restaurant - Delicatessen
21174 Greenfield, Oak Park
SUNDAY from 1:00 p.m. to 10:00 p.m.; Monday-Thursday II a.m. to 12 p.m.
Friday and Saturday II a.m. to 1 a.m.
Luncheon, Family Dinners, Parties, After-Theater Snacks, Cocktails
Call 356 - 5293
7 DAYS
KE 8-2860
.miretlOPEN
Cuisine
Chinese-American Cuisine
NORTHGATE
Specializing in
Cantonese Family Dinners
ORDERS TO TAKE OUT
OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK
Mon. thru Fri. 11-10:30 p.m.
Sat. 10.1 a.m. Sun. 12 Noon-10 p.m.
18203 W. 10 Mlle Rd. at Southfield I BUSINESSMEN'S LUNCH SPECIAL
353-6417
CHOP-HOUSE
DELICATESSEN & RESTAURANT
Breakfast • Lunch • Sandwiches
Dinner • After Theater
GREENFIELD, N. of 10 Mile Rd.
(Greenfield Center)
COMPLETE CARRY OUT
TRAYS FOR ALL OCCASIONS
Oak Park
399 - 3999
NIGHT PARKING
Drive downtown to Berman's,
enjoy a fine dinner — take in
a show and don't worry about
your car. Our parking lot hours
6:30 p.m. till closing.
CARL'S
CHOP HOUSE
World famous steaks &
chops for over 50 years.
1431 TIMES SQUARE
Bet. Grand River &
Clifford
963-8484
Open 11:30 a.m. to 11:30 p.m.
Free Parking
3020 GRAND RIVER
TE 3-0700
Private Banquet Rooms for wedding parties. Serving
the World's Finest Steaks, Chops and Sea Foods for
mere than 26 years. All Beef aged in our cellars.
JOHN CARMONA, Formerly of DARBY'S
Brings You
TACORAMA
Cold Cuts, Dairy, Hot Meals, etc.
ITALIAN
FOODS
ALVARO'S
Restaurant-Cocktail Lounge
1824 W. 14 Mile Rd.
(W. of Crooks Rd.)
Ample
Free
Parking
549-2420
Italian &
American Cuisine
175 Seating Restaurant & Lounge
4 Spacious Private Dining
Rooms for Showers, Lunch-
eons, Banquets, etc.
Open 11 a.m. to 2 a.m.
For Lunch, Dinner and After-
Theater Cocktails and Snacks.
Open Mother's Day, Sunday,
May 10. For Reservations
Call
COCKTAIL BAR
17632 WOODWARD — North of 6 Mile
TIGR A
PIZZERIA 8 RESTAURANT
CHOP
AM HOUSE
r2P
FREE VALET
Sat. 'til 1 a.m. Closed Tuesdays
PARADISO CAFE
20441 W. 8 MILE RD., 4 Blks. W. of Evergreen
Chinese - American Restaurant
MON. THRU SUN.,
6 a.m. 'til 9 p.m.
LITTLE RICHARD'S
CANTONESE and AMERICAN RESTAURANT — LOUNGE
NORTHLAND CENTER LOT D
WING HONG
8 a.m.-II p.m. Fri. and Sat.
CLOSED SUNDAYS
LI 3-0535
&flack
and Carry Outs
DAILY HOURS:
8 a.m.-9 p.m. Mon.-Thurs.
GREEN-8 SHOPPING CENTER
Open 11 a.m. to
2 a.m. Daily
Famous Chop Suey • Cantonese Food • Steaks • Chops • Sea Food
EASY PARKING
CARRY OUT SERVICE
TO 8-7550
322 W. McNichols, Between Woodward and Second
BREAKFAST FEATURES
DAILY FROM 8 a.m.
• DINNER
• LUNCH
• SUPER SANDWICHES
• COMPLETE CARRY OUT
AND TRAY CATERING
21639 W. 8 MILE RD.
(1/2 BIk. E. of Lahser)
537-6770
For Carry Out & Delivery
TO 9-3988
EVERY FRIDAY
FISH DINNER
Incl. Salad, French Fries,
Bread & Butter.
EVERY TUESDAY
SPAGHETTI DINNER
109
99c
ALL YOU CAN EAT(
OPEN 7 DAYS
MON. THRU THURS., 4:30-12:30 P.M.
FRI. & SAT. 'TIL 3:30—SUN. 'TIL 11:30 P.M.
PANCAKES AND WAFFLE'S
GOLDEN GRIDDLE
DELICATESSEN
and PANCAKE HOUSE
ALL TYPES OF DELICATESSEN AND STEAKS
Also Complete Carry-Out
• 42 Varieties of Pancakes & Waffles
• 12 Delicious Varieties of Eggs & Omelets
• All Types Fruit & Lo-Cal Parfait Pies
• ALSO FAMOUS KEY LIME PIE
Private Room Available For Parties 35 to 40 People
Dining—Carry-Out
Catering
Mon., Tues., Wed. 11 a-tv1.4
Thurs., Fri., Sat. 'III 10 p.m.
Closed Sunday
Hours: 6:30 a.m. to 1 a.m. Sun. thru Thurs. Fri. 'til 2:30 a.m.
212 W. 9 MILE RD.
3017 North Woodward, 1 1/2 Blocks South of 13 Mile Rd. 549-2900
Hens, Made Mexican—American Resturant
Bik. W. of Woodward
541.9175
Sat. 'til 3:30 a.m.