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May 15, 1970 - Image 34

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The Detroit Jewish News, 1970-05-15

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THE DETROIT JEWISH NEWS
34—Friday, May 15, 1970

Danny Raskin's

LISTENING

0
S
T

WITH SPACE TALK on the lips
of everyone, communityites a r e
gettting their share of the daily
chit chat topics of the day . . .
Barrister Henry Baskin wonders
who the Milton Berle of Mars is,
and legal wit friend Sheldon Otis,
continues, "Can't you just hear
whoever he is convulsing his tele-
space listeners about how he land-
ed in some zoo and told a lion,
'Take me to your feeder.' and the
lion replying, 'You're too late. I
just ate him'." . . . Manufacturer's
rep Max Sosin has his bit about
the Martian who landed in Detroit
and found he had broken one of
the little wheels on his spaceship
. . . He asked every leader in town
to find him one but to no avail .. .
That night while passing a delica-
tessen, he noticed some bagels
. "I'd like
through the window .
to buy some of those wheels," he
. "Those aren't
told the owner .
wheels," he was told. "They're
bagels, you eat them." . . . The
deli bossrnan sliced a bagel in half
and offered it to him . . . after
chewing a bite, the Martian beam-
ed, "Hew, this should be good with
cream cheese and lox." . Jim-
my Rachleff, who toured Russia,
quips about the Russian who was
found to be physically equipped to
survive a rocket to the moon but
he refused to make the trip . .
The commissar insisted, "Don't
you like to travel?" . . . "Sure!"
said the comrade, "but not to the
moon." . . . The commissar ques-
tioned, "Then where would you
like to travel?" ... "To America,"
he answered . . . "We can only
take you to the moon," said t h e
commissar. "If we could go to
America, I'd go myself."
WELCOME BACK . .. to cater-
ess Rita Abrams from Bethesda
Naval Research Center in Mary-
land, after two operations on her
throat in which growths were re-
moved on each side of her vocal
cords . . . Rita had stopped breath-
ing during one of the operations
but luckily recovered immediately
and so was committed to silence
for only five weeks!
FIVE-YEAR-OLD twin sons of
Jean and At Gross, little Robert
and Sanford, are earnestly taking
piano lessons ... Last week, Jean
came home from shopping, saw
Bobby sitting on the front step and
asked where Sanford was . .
"He s in the house playing a duet,"
replied Bobby. "I finished first."
GET WELL WISHES . . . TO
DAVE HAFFNER . . . at Sinai
Hospital . . to Herman Goldman,
Detroit Tiger Publications, in
room 4421 at Mt. Carmel Hospital.
WHILE HAVING DINNER with
friends in Arizona, the first seder
night, metal maestro ex-Detroiter
Sy Winick tells of one of the in-
vited guests being a local surgeon,
and the hostess, feeling he would
be the logical choice, asked him to
carve the chicken . . . The bird
slipped from the platter into the
lap of the hostess who, embar-
rassed but trying to pass it off
jocularly, remarked, " Gracious,
doctor, I don't know whether I
could trust you to operate on me
or not." . . . Our eminent surgical
man pulled himself up to full
height and said, "You, madam, are
no chicken!"

Big Mac, arching five miles
over the Straits of Mackinac to
connect t h e Upper and Lower
Peninsulas, is one of the world's
great bridges.

SEA FOODS

BARBECUE

CHECKER BARB -a)

CLAM SHOP

TR 4-2870-

LOBSTERS,

Serving Oysters, Clams,

Steaks and Assorted Sea Foods

2675 E. GRAND BLVD..

Music by Muzak

RIBS • CHICKEN • SHRIMP

Delivered "HOT" — UN 4-7700
20050 Livernois, Just South of 8 Mile

DELICATESSEN'

10 a.m. to 8:00 p.m.
CLOSED SUNDAYS

ENTERTAINMENT NIGHTLY AFTER 2 A.M.

LUNCHES- DINNERS
OUR SPECIAL FRENCH TOAST
Carry-Outs, Distinctive Buffet Tray Catering
Finest Corned Beef Sandwiches and
Sandwich Combinations
Ample Parking

CHINESE FOODS

Henry Yee's

FORBIDDEN CITY

Exotic Cocktails

An Enchanting Atmosphere and Taste
Adventure You Won't Forget.

One of

America's

restaurants
featuring superior
cantonese cuisine

finest

OUR NEW TEMPLE ROOM IS DELIGHTFUL
FOR SWEET SIXTEENS, SHOWERS AND
PRIVATE PARTIES

Restaurant &
Delicatessen

19171 Livernois at 7 Mile

UN 3-3298

GOLD STAR





Open Daily 8 a.m. to 7 p.m.
Fri. A Sat. Til 9 p.m.
Closed Tuesdays

• Pastrami
Corned Beef
Roast Beef, etc.
79C
Sandwiches
TRAYS FOR ALL OCCASIONS
OUR SPECIALTY

Corned Beef _$2.69 lb.

CARRY OUT

255-3840

19733 W. 7 Mile (Ph Elks. E. of Evergreen)

Free Parking
TE 1-0775

1 Elk. N. of
Masonic Temple

3148 Second Blvd.
at Seville Hotel

Specializing in
Cantonese Food

HOA KOW INN-

Open Daily 11 a.m. to 11 p.m. — Sat. 11 a.m. to 2 a.m.
Free Parking
Carry-Out Service
LI 7-4663
13715 W. 9 MILE ROAD, OAK PARK

KOW KOW INN, INC.

MARTY'S

Restaurant - Delicatessen

21174 Greenfield, Oak Park

SUNDAY from 1:00 p.m. to 10:00 p.m.; Monday-Thursday II a.m. to 12 p.m.

Friday and Saturday II a.m. to 1 a.m.
Luncheon, Family Dinners, Parties, After-Theater Snacks, Cocktails

Call 356 - 5293

7 DAYS

KE 8-2860
.miretlOPEN

Cuisine
Chinese-American Cuisine

NORTHGATE

Specializing in
Cantonese Family Dinners

ORDERS TO TAKE OUT
OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK
Mon. thru Fri. 11-10:30 p.m.
Sat. 10.1 a.m. Sun. 12 Noon-10 p.m.

18203 W. 10 Mlle Rd. at Southfield I BUSINESSMEN'S LUNCH SPECIAL
353-6417

CHOP-HOUSE

DELICATESSEN & RESTAURANT

Breakfast • Lunch • Sandwiches
Dinner • After Theater

GREENFIELD, N. of 10 Mile Rd.
(Greenfield Center)

COMPLETE CARRY OUT
TRAYS FOR ALL OCCASIONS

Oak Park

399 - 3999

NIGHT PARKING

Drive downtown to Berman's,
enjoy a fine dinner — take in
a show and don't worry about
your car. Our parking lot hours
6:30 p.m. till closing.

CARL'S

CHOP HOUSE

World famous steaks &
chops for over 50 years.

1431 TIMES SQUARE

Bet. Grand River &

Clifford

963-8484

Open 11:30 a.m. to 11:30 p.m.

Free Parking

3020 GRAND RIVER

TE 3-0700

Private Banquet Rooms for wedding parties. Serving
the World's Finest Steaks, Chops and Sea Foods for
mere than 26 years. All Beef aged in our cellars.

JOHN CARMONA, Formerly of DARBY'S

Brings You

TACORAMA

Cold Cuts, Dairy, Hot Meals, etc.

ITALIAN

FOODS

ALVARO'S

Restaurant-Cocktail Lounge

1824 W. 14 Mile Rd.
(W. of Crooks Rd.)

Ample

Free

Parking

549-2420

Italian &
American Cuisine

175 Seating Restaurant & Lounge
4 Spacious Private Dining
Rooms for Showers, Lunch-
eons, Banquets, etc.
Open 11 a.m. to 2 a.m.
For Lunch, Dinner and After-
Theater Cocktails and Snacks.

Open Mother's Day, Sunday,
May 10. For Reservations
Call

COCKTAIL BAR
17632 WOODWARD — North of 6 Mile

TIGR A

PIZZERIA 8 RESTAURANT

CHOP
AM HOUSE

r2P

FREE VALET

Sat. 'til 1 a.m. Closed Tuesdays

PARADISO CAFE

20441 W. 8 MILE RD., 4 Blks. W. of Evergreen

Chinese - American Restaurant

MON. THRU SUN.,
6 a.m. 'til 9 p.m.

LITTLE RICHARD'S

CANTONESE and AMERICAN RESTAURANT — LOUNGE
NORTHLAND CENTER LOT D

WING HONG

8 a.m.-II p.m. Fri. and Sat.
CLOSED SUNDAYS

LI 3-0535

&flack

and Carry Outs

DAILY HOURS:

8 a.m.-9 p.m. Mon.-Thurs.

GREEN-8 SHOPPING CENTER

Open 11 a.m. to
2 a.m. Daily

Famous Chop Suey • Cantonese Food • Steaks • Chops • Sea Food
EASY PARKING
CARRY OUT SERVICE
TO 8-7550
322 W. McNichols, Between Woodward and Second

BREAKFAST FEATURES
DAILY FROM 8 a.m.
• DINNER
• LUNCH
• SUPER SANDWICHES
• COMPLETE CARRY OUT
AND TRAY CATERING

21639 W. 8 MILE RD.

(1/2 BIk. E. of Lahser)

537-6770

For Carry Out & Delivery

TO 9-3988

EVERY FRIDAY
FISH DINNER

Incl. Salad, French Fries,
Bread & Butter.

EVERY TUESDAY
SPAGHETTI DINNER

109

99c

ALL YOU CAN EAT(
OPEN 7 DAYS
MON. THRU THURS., 4:30-12:30 P.M.
FRI. & SAT. 'TIL 3:30—SUN. 'TIL 11:30 P.M.

PANCAKES AND WAFFLE'S

GOLDEN GRIDDLE

DELICATESSEN
and PANCAKE HOUSE

ALL TYPES OF DELICATESSEN AND STEAKS

Also Complete Carry-Out

• 42 Varieties of Pancakes & Waffles
• 12 Delicious Varieties of Eggs & Omelets
• All Types Fruit & Lo-Cal Parfait Pies
• ALSO FAMOUS KEY LIME PIE

Private Room Available For Parties 35 to 40 People

Dining—Carry-Out
Catering
Mon., Tues., Wed. 11 a-tv1.4
Thurs., Fri., Sat. 'III 10 p.m.
Closed Sunday

Hours: 6:30 a.m. to 1 a.m. Sun. thru Thurs. Fri. 'til 2:30 a.m.

212 W. 9 MILE RD.

3017 North Woodward, 1 1/2 Blocks South of 13 Mile Rd. 549-2900

Hens, Made Mexican—American Resturant

Bik. W. of Woodward
541.9175

Sat. 'til 3:30 a.m.

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