Jewish Humor at Borman Hall Betty Walker, television comedienne who was in Detroit for the Bnai Brith All-Star Revue, trades wit with residents of Borman Hall, Jewish Home for Aged where she spent more than an hour chatting and entertaining last week. Two Profs get Probus Awards Two Wayne State University pro- 11959-1962. Married, he and his wife, fessors have been selected to re- Joan are the parents of one child. Dr. Roellig, who joined the WSU ceive the sixth annual Probus Club awards for acadmic achievement at faculty in 1958, is currently en- gaged in the studies of positron an- the university. They are Dr. Reuben M. Baron, nihilation in gases, conducting re- 21663 Stratford, Oak Park, as- search in the forefront of this field, sociate professor of psychology, He is a graduate of Denby High and Dr. Leonard 0. Roellig, 816 School in Detroit and received BA, Bedford, Grosse Pointe Park, MA and PhD degrees from the University of Michigan. associate professor of physics. Both will receive $500 grants, without restrictions, and Probus New Drive-In Facility Club plaques at the annual Probus Planned by Livonia Bank award dinner, Saturday, at the Elvin D. Dougherty, president of Sheraton-Cadillac Hotel. Livonia National Bank, announced The two recipients were selected that approval has been received by a seven-man committee, three from the comptroller of the cur- from the community and four from rency, Washington, D.C., on the th Probus Club. construction of a new drive-in facil- Dr. Baron, a member of the WSU ity on the northeast corner of faculty since 1964, is conducting Farmington and Five Mile roads. important research studies in the Livonia National Bank also an- process of social reinforcement, the nounced plans to erect a multi- modes of influence by which par- story structure to provide enlarged ents and teachers mold child be- office quarters for its rapidly ex- havior. He received a BA degree panding customer and business from Brooklyn College in 1957, services at the Farmington-Five graduating Magna Cum Laude, and Mile location. PhD degree at New York Univer- sity in 1963. Six Named to National In collaboration with Dr. Alan R. Bass, also of the WSU psychology Conservative Council Six leading rabbis who head department, Dr. Baron has been operating an experimental program congregations in different parts of designed to raise the motivational , the country have been appointed level of underprivileged youth. Dr. to t Rabbinic Cabinet of the Con- Baron received a special recogni- se ative movement by Dr. Louis tion award from the City of Detroit Finkelstein, chancellor of the for this work. He is the author of Jewish Theological Seminary of several papers which have ap- America. Newly named are: Rabbi peared in professional journals and Joseph Brandriss, Silver Spring, ald.: Rabbi Ezra M. Finkelstein,. books. A member of Phi Beta Kappa and Whitestone, N. Y.; Rabbi Robert Psi Chi Dr. Baron was the recipi- Hammer, Akron, 0.; Rabbi Murray I ent of the New York State Regents Levine. Brooklyn, N. Y.; Rabbi Scholarship in 1953 and three Uni- Harold Romirowsky, Philadelphia, versityWoodrow Wilson Fellow- , and Rabbi Irving Weingart, Des ships at New York University from Moines, Ia. Try and Stop Me A By BENNETT CERF FRAIL YOUNG MAIDEN hauled a hulking big bruiser into court, charging, "Your Honor, this bum is my Lance. Last night he mocked me is the jaw, .broke my right arm, stamped on my toes, and knocked out four teeth. "Don't pay no at.. tention to her, Judge," interrupted the bruiser. "She's punehdrunk." • • • The great Russian coati. Igor Stravinsky, tells • the story of a. series of cables he once exchanged with our own George Gersh- Win. "How much will you charge to teach me orches- tration?" Gershwin wanted to know. "How much do you make a year?" count- ered Stravinsky. "About $200,000," cabled Gershwin. There ensued a few days of silence, then Stravinsky cabled tack, "How about your giving ME lesson.a?" • • • The paying teller in a. Missouri bank always keeps a paper napkin at his elbow. "Whenever a customer goes off without his change," he explains, "I bang the counter with it as hard as can." • • • "My wife is the best-informed woman in Utica," boasted At- torney Nagle. "She can speak for a full hour on any subject." "Poof," sneered his friend. "MY wife doesn't need a subject." O 11368, by Bennett Cut Distributed by King Features Syndicate, UN to Be Explored THE DETROIT JEWISH NEWS by U.S. Observer Cantor Orbach at Adas Shalom to Sing for ZOD Mrs. Philip Gentile will speak at Next Wednesday Adas Shalom Synagogue at 9 p.m. Tuesday for current institute series. Her subject will be "United Nations: Accommodation or Anni- hilation?" Mrs. Gentile, whose husband is a noted Protes- tant minister, has served on the fa- culties of Wayne State University and the Uni- versity of Michi- gan adult educe- : tion departments Mrs. Gentile land has played a leading role in many liberal civic 1 causes and organizations. I She has been particularly active as a spokesman and representative of the United Nations, has been an of f i c i a 1 - U.S. delegate to UNESCO conferences and is a per- manent observer at all UN deliber- ations, through a grant from the Ford Foundation for Adult Edu- cation. In her official capacity, Mrs. Gentile has participated in high- level UN meetings in Rome, Geneva and Paris. Last year she received a distinguished service award from the United States Committee for the United Na- tions. Mrs. Gentile, is particularly aware of the continuing crisis in the Middle East, and will include in her talk her views on Israel and the Arabs. Rabbi Jacob E. Segal will be moderator. There is -a nominal fee for those who have not registered for the series. Walt Whitman Papers Going to Jerusalem as Gift of Detroiter NEW YORK — Noted Detroit col- lector Charles E. Feinberg donated 41 pieces of material associated with Walt Whitman to the Jewish National and University Library in Jerusalem in tribute to sculptor Jacques Lipchitz. Feinberg said than he wanted to honor the sculptor for "what he has given to the world." Earlier, Feinberg has presented to the library first editions of Whitman, Thoreau, Emerson, Mel- ville and Hawthorne. The new gift consists mostly of proof sheets of Whitman's poems corrected by the poet. THE LETTERMEN, coming in concert to Masonic Auditorium Sunday, 8 p.m. March 10, are one of America's most popular vocal- recording groups. They are a trio of young men who parlayed a simple theory — "songs were writ- ten to be sung as composers hoped they'd be sung" — into a success - ful singing career. Museum Exhibit Traces Negro History in Detroit Marking the 40th anniversary of Negro History Week, the Detroit Historical Museum has an exhibit Cantor Harold Orbach will be that features items and pictures as- presented by the Zionist Organiza- sociated with the Diegro in Detroit- tion of Detroit in a "Salute to The exhibit, through March, was Israel" concert, created from material in the Mu- at the Zionist seum's files and collection of Cultural Center. artifacts associated with prominent 8:30 p.m. Wednes- Detroit Negros. day. This function Negro History Week was insti- marks Jewish tuted in 1926 by Dr. Carter Good- Music month. win Woodson, director of the As- Cantor Orbach sociation for the study of Negro will present a Life and History. program of "Songs of Zion— P ast and Pres- MUSIC UNIQUE ent." He will be FOR EVERY OCCASION accompanied b y Bella Goldberg. Orbach AND HIS ORCHESTRA Announcement also is made by Richard B. Kramer, ZOD 453-5891 president, that the teen-agers' assembly sponsored by ZOD will be held. at 2 p.m. Sunday. Teen-agers and their parents are invited to this assembly at the Zionist Cultural Center to hear', projected plans for scholarships , )Ort for Kfar Silver in Israel and the, COUTURE-BOUTIQUE Molly Goodman High School at Kfar Silver. Rabbi Milton Arm CUSTOM DESIGNS heads the scholarship committee. LINGERIE - LOUNGEWEAR ACCESSORIES ANTAL DORATI is the conduc- tor of the internationally-famous HARVARD ROW MALL STOCKHOLM PHILHARMONIC 11 MILE & LASHER ORCHESTRA, which appears at 353-7640 Masonic Auditorium 8:30 p.m. March 1. IRV FIELD row(' U • ..4k 5a/dm Miciinal& put a Council Nominees to Be Presented at Delegate Meeting Nominating committee recom- mendations for all Jewish Com- munity Council offices and execu- tive committee vacancies will be presented at the next council dele- gate assembly 8:30 p.m. March 14. at the Jewish Center. The program portion of the as- sembly will feature an address by I. L. Kenen, authority on Ameri- can policy in the Middle East and editor of the Near East Report. Kenen will comment on the politi- cal prospects for Israel in 1968. In addition to the nominating committee's report, which will be presented by committee chairman Sidney M. Shevitz. council Execu- tive Director Walter E. Klein will review recent council activities subsequent to the last delegate meeting. Hostesses for the social hour will be provided by the sisterhood of Cong. Ahavas Achim. Friday, February 23, 1968-31 trier in your life! Here we have ... the latest in fashions! Here we have . . . the finest in quality! Here we have .. taken the tiger by the fail and captured stunning styles, high in value, low in price and purrfect for anywhere and any wear! 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