THE JEWISH NEWS - .
THE DETROIT JEWISH NEWS
30—Friday, May 27, 1966
Northland Summer Playhouse
will open its new-look, new-sound
season June 15 with June Allyson
appearing in "Good-by Ghost." The
By Danny Raskin
comedy — especially written for
Miss Allyson — will usher in
A GOOD TECHNICIAN, says
LAUGH AND THE WORLD
Northland's 11th season.
laughs with you—but only if the Mortie, must have timing, confi-
joke is good . . . If you want to dence, delivery and the right joke
DINE AT THE BIG i'M" "make funny" for the people, you in the right place . . . Timing is
must be prepared for battle . . . a feel that comes with experience
Sun. thru
m ARTY'S
Jokes are a comedian's stock in at throwing the punch line . . ,
Thurs. 'till
EANS
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trade and if you don't have a good Confidence comes after your first
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ing . . He's the gent who finished
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week . . . Folks who've seen him
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A new play, "The Last of the
Czars," will be presented by the
Stratford Festival this summer.
It will replace "Nicholas Roma-
nov," previously announced.
Michael Longhorn, artistic direc-
tor, said, "Nich-olas Romanov," by
William Kinsolving and staged at
the Manitoba Theater Center in
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. If you steal a lot of gags, that's
research .. . Milton Berle became
famous as a professor of research.
INSTEAD OF FIRING your
ammunition on somebody else,
make yourself the butt . . . Jack
Benny created his own cheapskate
role . . . Jack admits he has a
pay phone on his wall at home .. .
"When I see a check in a res-
taurant," he says, "I get a slight
impediment of the reach." . . .
Benny once paid Mortie the highest
compliment on stage in Las Vegas
. . . "I like your show so much,"
he said, "I'm going to pick up my
own tab."
ANY COMIC THAT'S open for
business has a storeful of mother-
in-law, wife and kid jokes . . . It's
always funnier when it's told about
his family instead of somebody
else's . . . The great dialectician
Myron Cohen quotes his own
mother, who never quite captured
the English language or its idioms
but tried to keep up with the
modern jargon . .. She heard her
children use the expression "out
of this world." . . . One day while
enthusing over something she had
cooked for her family, she ex-
claimed "This soup is out of town."
IN THE HANDS OF a real pro
like Cohen, the fine art of dialect
has survived . . . He is also one
of the very few experts who have!
. . . Dialect King Cohen likes to
tell about the two partners in the
cloak and suit business who were
having an argument . . . The
senior partner said, "You're so
crooked that the wool you're pull-
ing over my eyes_ is 50 per cent
cotton." . . . Or the one about the
two Jewish women in Brooklyn
who were talking and one said to
the other, "If I live, I'll see you
Wednesday—if not, Thursday." .. .
The late and great Bill Robinson,
the foremost Negro star of _ his
time, used to get howls with the
one about a little colored soldier
who tried to break out of camp
and was stopped by the guard , .
Our hero challenged the guard
with, "I've got a mother in
Heaven, a fatlitr in hell and a
girl in Harlem—and I'm gonna see
one of 'em tonight!"
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The new play by Michael
Bawtree will open at the Avon
Theater in• Stratford, Ontario, July
12 and will be presented on the
dates originally scheduled for
"Nicholas Romanov." The 14th
annual season of the Stratford
Festival begins June 6 with "Hen-
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