THE JEWISH NEWS
THE DETROIT JEWISH NEWS
32—Friday, March 11, 1966
EVERYBODY KNOWS that the
man in the moon gets lit up almost
every night so why is everybody
sending him a shot?
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REMEMBER WHEN THE Marti-
ans invaded our comedians and
comedy writers? You couldn't scan
a newspaper column or visit a
night club or watch your television
without running into a Martian
. . . They even had a song here on
earth, "Take Me To Your Leader,
Cha-cha-cha." . . . We could have
raised a lot of money for our
planet by taxing all those Marti-
ans running around looking for
their leader . . . Anyway, those
outer space guys weren't so smart
. . . If they had any brains they
would have gone right to their
leader instead of asking every-
body for directions.
WE WONDER IF Marsniks are
telling earth stories up there . . .
We can just picture our Martian
rocketing to his . home on Mars
Boulevard late one night and ex-
plaining to his dear wife, "Could
not help it, dear, I was caught in
a traffic jam in New York." . . .
We wonder who's the Milton Ber-
le of Mars? . . . Can't you just hear
him confusing his telespace lis-
teners about how he landed in
the Bronx Zoo and told a lion,
"Take me to your feeder?" . . .
"You're too late," purred the fe-
line, "I just ate him."
WE KNOW ONE THING . . .
a woman will never be the first
human being to set foot on the
moon on account of she won't
know what to wear for the event
. . We are so close to it now, one
guy is already manufacturing pills
to relieve "space-sickness."
OUTER SPACE is like juvenile
delinquency—the more we study it
the more there seems to be . . .
With our Navy launching rockets
it won't be long before sailors have
a girl on every planet .. . Today's
comedians can justifiably claim
their jokes are "out of this world."
. . . We can hear you saying, "I
wish they were there with them."
. . . Our Martian approached a
bop musician who told him, "No
use taking you to my leader—he
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SO THIS MARTIAN came to
earth, stepped into a taxi and said,
"Take me to your leader." . . .
"Sorry," said the cabby, "I'm pull-
ing into my garage."
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