Nissenson's 'A Pile of Stones' o needs. He said that of the 14 military installations in the United States where the heaviest impact is expected because of the build- up, 11 are covered by full-time Jewish chaplains, and three by part-time chaplains. There are 71 full-time Jewish chaplains, and 252 part-time chaplains on active duty, according to the JWB Com- mission on Jewish Chaplaincy. During September and Octo- ber, the JWB will send teams of personnel into the most heavily duty for Jewish personnel, now numbering more than 500. militarily-impacted areas to ap- Sanford Solender, JWB execu- praise the effect of the build-up, tive vice president, also announced determine the Jewish popula- that the JWB is mobilizing res- tion at each installation, ascer- ources to meet anticipated future tain the needs of the Jewish NEW YORK (JTA) — The Na- tional Jewish Welfare Board, mov- ing to meet the religious needs of the growing number of Jewish personnel in the United States military build-up in South Viet- nam, announced that a second European Jews Assisted Jewish chaplain has. been assigned to the area. in Over 100 Centers Chaplain Robert L. Reiner, of GENEVA (JTA) — There are the United States Naval Reserve, now more than 100 youth centers will go to the area where cur- and synagogue centers serving rently only Chaplain Dryer is on to sell his carriage whips and the sufferings of a man in chains. Israel's spirit permeates the Israeli stories and American life is depicted skillfully. Charles Scribner's Sons has issued as a paperback a series of impressive short stories by Hugh Nissenson under the collected title "A Pile of Stones," based on the final story in the book. There are three sections to the collection: Then: Poland; Now: Israel; and Then and Now: America. As the subtitles indicate, the impressions, the life recorded are about the areas under view. In each instance, the story-teller has caught the spirit of the country to which his narratives are related. "The Groom of Zlota Street" and "The Prisoner" are the stories about life in Poland. They in- dicate the heroism of a hounded Jew who refused to yield to humuliation in order to be able 700,000 Jews in European coun- tries, Charles H. Jordan; director general of the American Joint Distribution Committee, reported at a two-day conference of key American and Euror ean leaders of the Jewish center movement, which brought together 30 lay lead- ers and professional center work- ers. Try and Stop Me By BENNETT CERF P HIL SILVERS has discovered a born financier in a tiny backwoods hamlet in Indiana. His weekly paycheck in the factory is $110 a week—but he never takes it home. He raffles it to fellow work- YOU SAY YOUR ers at a dollar a throw. WEEKLY PAYCI-IECK For the past three years Is $110 P his earnings have aver- aged $700 a week in cash. • * * * The natural instincts of an attractive female mani- fest themselves at an ex- tremely early age. Take the case of three - year - old INTERNAL Gloria, whose aunt arrived REVENUE for a weekend bearing two BUREAU big gift boxes for her niece and nephew. "Gloria," said the aunt, "you'll notice one of these boxes is red and one is blue. One is for you and one is for your brother Pulsifer. Since you're a girl, you can have first pick. Which do you choose?" Without the slightest hesitation, three-year-old Gloria an- nounced, "I'll take Pulsifer's." * JWB Meets Need in Viet Buildup; New Rabbi on Way Israeli Envoy to Bonn Suggests Youth Exchange Says Reception in West Germany Was Friendly (Direct JTA Teletype Wire to The Jewish News) chaplains, examine types of in- stallations and the nature of the training program as these factors affect the JWB on-base activities for trainees. JWB staff personnel will meet this month with supply officers at the Pentagon to discuss supply needs and to determine whether any special problems in providing supplies exist. JWB plans to in- sure the availability of Passover and other supplies as needed, and has already sent Hanukah supplies for the next festival to Chaplain Dryer. He who lives by the work of his hands is greater than he who in- dulges in idle piety. —the Talmud FENCE goals in a "dialogue in free and BONN — Asher Ben - Nathan, Israel's first ambassador to West Germany, said Tuesday in an inter- view with the German press agency that he favored a youth exchange between Israel and West Germany, adding that he felt the present generation of German youth was not responsible for the crimes of their fathers during Hitler's Third Reich. He also referred to West Ger- man pledges to provide economic aid to Israel which were incorpor- ated in the talks leading to the Exchange of diplomatic relations and said he hoped negotiations would be satisfactory to both sides. He said he had come to West Germany to facilitate mutual open language" and to attain good political and economic con- tacts. He said he favored part- icularly West German-Israeli cooperation in the cultural sphere. The envoy declared that there were possibilities of improving rela- tions between the two countries in the cultural area step by step. Discussing his impressions of his month in Bonn as envoy, he said "I have found a friendly wel- come and I have been treated very well. Everywhere I have had the possibility of free and open talks about our problemS." Nobody UNDERSELLS GREAT LAKES DON'T EVER FORGET IT!! ASK FOR "Morrie Sherman" Sales Manager Great Lakes Fence THE DETROIT JEWISH NEWS 36—Friday, September 17, 1965 16540 GREENFIELD BR 3-2900 How to add a room . * QUOTABLE: "An ant village will keep your child happy for hours espe- cially if they get out."—Jack Douglas. "The noblest of dogs is the hot dog. It feeds the hand that — bites it."—Jack Wingate. "While you're telling your little one about the birds and the bees, he's probably thinking of the cars and the keys." Walter — Jacobs. "Whenever you buy something for a song, watch out for the accompaniment." — Janet Danby. T HE CAPABLE cook in a Southern home was called as a witness in a heated court battle between the husband and his wife. Requested to repeat the exact conversation that led to the final fra- cas, the cook announced, "I cain't remember right- ly, except they each was calling the other what . . • IN. ' II . 4;i: EffiggN.SigniglaW they both is." * * * Advertising wizard Aaron Sussman bought a new mouse trap for his cellar, but when he prepared to set it, he discovered that he had neglected to buy cheese for it. Ever the master im- proviser, Sussman cut the picture of a succulent cheese from a woman's magazine and inserted same in his trap. It worked like a charm. The next morning he found in his trap a superb photograph of a mouse. 11111111 11111111i.......jui From the reminiscences of an old vaudeville star: 1. "I'll always remember the day I was practicing on my violin in front of a roaring fire when my father walked in and was furious. We didn't have a fireplace . .." 2. "When I was an infant, I cried incessantly, but my mother insisted she wouldn't change me for a million. Papa said 'Maybe if you'd change him, he'd stop crying.' " 3. "Mom once told Pop, 'Last night I dreamed you bought me a mink coat.' Pop answered, 'Next time you dream, wear it in good health.' " * * * Subtle collection letter from a State Street haberdasher: "Your account has now been unpaid for ten months and we don't feel. it quite right to carry you longer than your mother did." * * * Parson Goodenough pulled his organist aside and whispered, "I'm now about to ask every member of the congregation pre- pared to contribute ten dollars to my new television series to stand up: Meanwhile, I want you to play an appropriate tune." "Like what?" asked the organist. 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