Try and Stop Me By BENNETT CEFtF A YOUNG VISITOR, anxious to please patriarch Bernard Baruch, told him recently, "My, sir, you're looking well!" Angrily, Mr. Baruch replied, "The fellow who an- nounced that there are seven ages of man was wrong. There are three. The first is Youth. The second is Middle Age. And the third is, 'My, sir, Vancouver UJA Drive Excludes Local Aid VANCOUVER, Canada, (JTA)— The United Jewish Appeal Cam- paign in Vancouver, British Colum- LI 9-6161 338-4541 bia, will have a new format in that the drive will be strictly for over- seas purposes. The only benefi- ciaries of the campaign will be the United Israel Appeal and Cana- dian Jewish Congress UJRA. PAUL NEWMA N'S PAUL NEWMAN 211 S. Saginaw, Pontiac, Mich. Want ads get quick results! you're looking well!' " * * * "I have implicit trust in you," a Miami Beach mer- chant assured Jackie Glea.- Son, "because I've observed that fat men are invariably. honest." "You'd be too," re- sponded Gleason, "if you Couldn't run very fast." * * * Grover Brown's nomina- tion for the toughest tongue twister of the year: "A skunk sat on a stump, The skunk thunk the stump stunk, and the stump thunk the skunk stunk." * * * A patron asked a waiter at an all-night delicatessen on the Main Stem, "How's business?" "It could be worse," opined the waiter. "I might own it!" e I WANT TO BE YOUR DODGE BOY EnjoyNthat special "tom" of Passover menus... enhanced by fine poultry from Empire 1965, by Bennett Cerf. Distributed by King Features Syndicate Israel Offers Aid to Quake Victims SANTIAGO, Chile (JTA)—Israel to send antibiotics, X-ray films and offered to the government of Chile other pharmaceutical and medical supplies needed to aid the victims of March 28's catastrophic earth- quake, which caused many deaths and left many thousands homeless in the central regions of this coun- try. The aid was offered through the Israel embassy here by Israel's foreign minister, Golda Meir. The Jewish communities in the MORE REPEAT CUSTOMERS SAY: "DEXTER CHEVROLET IS THE BEST PLACE TO GET YOUR CAR." Better Every Way Slatkin's DEXTER CHEVROLET Leaders of the Central Commit- tee of the Jewish Community hand- ed a check for 10,000 escudos ($10,- 000) to Secretary of the Interior Bernardo Leighton, telling the lat- ter that the sum was only a first installment, and that a campaign for more funds would be conducted among the Jewish population here. President Frei received a check for $20,000 from a Jewish immi- grant, A. Burger, a refugee from Nazi Germany, who owns a cloth- ing factory. 20811 W. 8 Mile Road KE 4-1400 AUTO LOANS Per Year See Mr. Mosher Open Mon. thru Sat. Till 4:30 NATIONAL BANK OF SOUTHFIELD 17000 W. 8 MILE RD. EL 7-1300 NEAR NORTHLAND ii•••••••••••••••••••000, • :• ShlhanI . A • • • • • lIA : ham, Volvo • • • • • • Bldg at. • • • • yo • • • Sty 9112I" • • • • • • • EDMOND OLDS • • READY-TO-COOK Whole, Cut-Up, Breasts, Wings, Legs. Fryers, Broilers, Roasters, Fowl, Pullets, Rock Cornish, Capons, Ducks, Turkeys. And convenient! Empire has done all the Koshering for you ... ready-to-cook with no fuss or bother. Save money, too, because Empire Poultry is completely NEWT Boneless Chicken Roast cleaned—you pay only for net edible weight, Discover Empire for Passover, and you'll re-discover how really good Kosher poultry can be all year 'round! Sidney M. Shevitz and Irving Pokempner, co-chairmen of the Joint Committee of the Jewish Community Council and Zionist Council, urged support of Senate Bill S-948 which at a c k s trade boycotts directed against foreign countries with which the United States maintains friendly relations. Introduced by Senators Harri- son Williams (D-N.J.) and Jacob Javits (R-N.Y.), the proposal de- clares; "It is the policy of the United States to oppose restrictive trade practices or boycotts, fos- tered or imposed by foreign coun- tries against other countries favor- able to the United States." Commending Michigan's Senator Philip Hart for his involvement as one of the co-sponsors of the proposed anti-boycott measure, Shevitz and Pokempner urged that organizations and individual ex- pressions be sent to the other mem- bers of Michigan's congressional delegation requesting their sup- port of S-948. NEW! Chicken Fricassee U.S. GOVERNMENT INSPECTED Hungarian Bridge Designer Josef Beke, a Hungarian Jew- FRESH and FRESH-FROZEN L o o k for, ask for, Insist on EMPIRE e • THE DETROIT JEWISH NEWS TO 8-1230 • -tiI)+••••••********••••••‘• • 16—Friday, April 9, 1965 Bold Coast-to-Coast at better chain and neighbor- flood stores, days and specialty food stores and Kosher butcher shops. the Most-Trusted Name in Kosher Poultry AVAILABLE AT: JOE BRAVERMAN KOSHER MKT. MEYER'S QUALITY POULTRY CHIPPAWA MARKET MIRVES & LEVY KOSHER MKT. DEXTER DAVISON MARKETS MORRIS KOSHER MARKET GOLDIN'S KOSHER MARKET RUBENSTEIN & EIZELMAN 13500 W. 7 Mile, Detroit 20056 Livernois, Detroit Wyoming at Curtis—Coolidge at 10 Mile 20346 W. 7 Mile, Detroit Shop 14 in Broadway Market 7641 W. 7 Mile, Detroit 7134 W. 7 Mile, Detroit 25254 Greenfield, Oak Park GOLDIN, KOTIN & SMITH SCHWARTZBERG KOSHER MARKET GOLDSTEIN & EIZELMAN KOSHER MKT. SHOPPING CENTER MARKET THE J. L. HUDSON COMPANY SIMON'S MARKET 23057 Coolidge, Oak Park 22153 Coolidge, Oak Pork ish engineer, was his country's Downtown Only leading bridge designer at the be- KAPLAN'S KOSHER MARKET • ginning of this century. He de- * 18229 Wyoming, Detroit 9 12101 JOSEPH CAMPAU signed the largest bridge across • • Minutes Away via. • LOPATIN'S KOSHER MARKET s the Danube in Budapest. Ford Expressway • • • Soaked and Salted. In a memorandum sent this week to affiliated organizations, (to qualified applicants) • • Rabbinically Supervised During Passover, when only the best will do, enjoy the wholesome good taste of top-quality "flavor-sealed" Empire poultry. A succulent whole pullet-roaster fot Seder night, savory chicken soups, main-dishes and salads from cut-up parts ... your Passover meals will win praises when they're planned around Empire. Council Supports Anti-Boycott Bill PHIEHDRED OLDS • • EDMOND • i rr affected area suffered little dam- age on the whole, but Jewish or- ganizations here, as well as in- dividuals, were contributing large sums for aid to the earth- quake victims. • Better Service • Better Deals $4 e KOSHER for PASSOVER 20434 W. 7 Mile, Detroit 13925 W. 9 Mile, Oak Park 25155 Greenfield, Oak Park 13212 Livernois SINGER'S KOSHER MARKET 13721 W. 9 Mile, Oak Park SUPER SOL MARKET 7007 W. 7 Mile, Detroit DISTRIBUTED BY: CITY POULTRY CO., 2860 18th St. Detroit Phone 825 3000 -