Gore Vidars 'Julian: Emperor's Pledge to Rebuild Temple aderusalem, Theological Christian-Jewish Dialogues, Leading Factors in Importanaiography been interest in proselytizing outside longer, one wonders, would he the small world of the Jews. His have accomplished it, and might troubles with Rome were not re- his battle against Christianity have ligious (when did Rome ever per- secute anyone for religious be- been more effective? lief?) but political. Jesus thought It is when Julian quoted from he was the messiah. Now the the Book of Exodus, "Thou shalt The conflict over the recogni- messiah is a sort of Jewish not revile the gods," that Maxi- tion or rejection of Christianity hero who, according to legend, mus cills Julian's attention to emerges in interesting light. and will one day es-tablis h a "the confusion between the book in a note from Pricus to Libanius, Jewish empire prior to the end of the Jews and the book of the both often quoted in this large of the world. He is certainly not Nazarene. The god of the first work, appears this admonition: a god. much less the One God's is supposed to be the god of "You will note in the memoirs son. The messiah has been the the second. Yet in the second that Julian invaribly refers to the subject of many Jewish prophecies. he is the father of the Nazarene. Christians as `Galileans' and to and Jesus carefully acted out each their churches as 'charnel houses,' It is at this point that Julian prophetic requirement in order to this last a dig at their somewhat make himself resemble this hero necrophile passion for the relics asserts that he is Arian "because tthe messiah would enter Jeru- of dead men. I think it might be I find it impossible to believe salem on an ass• so did he, et a good idea to alter the text. and that God was briefly a man exe- cetera). But the thing went wrong reconvert those charnel houses cuted for treason. Jesus was a The people did not support him., into churches and those Galileans prophet — a son of God in some His god forsook him. He turned into Christians. Never offend an mysterious way — yet, but not to violence. With a large band of the One God." A theological dis- enemy in a small way." cussion ensues. and Maximus rebels, he seized the temple, an- It should be noted that Julian's charges that "the Christians would nouncing that he had come with opposition to Christianity was impose one final rigid myth on a sword. What his god would not not with terror and that he resorted what we know to be various and for him he would do for himself. to logic, to reasoning out his argu• strange. No. not even myth, for So at the end he was neither a ments against the faith. "The Emperor Julian's life is the Nazarene existed as flesh god nor even the Jewish messiah lie was friendly to Judaism and while the gods we worship were but a rebel who tried to make him- remarkably well documented. there is an interesting note in never men: rather they are quali- self king of the Jews. Quite cor- Three volumes of his letters and essays survive, while such ac- the "Julian" biography which in- ties and powers become poetry rectly, our governor executed him. that he had promised to for our instruction. With the wor- dicates quaintances as Libanius and "We must never forget that in rebuild the Temple in Jerusalem. ship of the dead Jew, the poetry Saint Gregory of Nazianzus his own words, Jesus was a Jew ceased. . . ." who believed in the Law of Moses. A subsequent dialogue with his This means he would not be the wife, his cousin Helena, com- son of God (the purest sort of menced with Julian saying to him- blasphemy), much less God him- self that the Hebrew books were s e 1 f, temporarily earthbound. By BENNETT CERF referred to by the Galileans as There is nothing in the book of an old testament. Then. the dia- the Jews which prepared us for a rr IIE WILD WEST, laments Mike Todd Jr., has come to logue; commencing with Julian kinship with Jehovah. this: he saw a rugger cowboy swagger into a rootin' tootin' who speaks in the first person, as messiah's Only by continual reinterpretation saloon, push his way boldly through the crowd and demand taken from his memoirs: and convenient 'revelations' have of the bartender, "I'm a "I admire the Jews because the Galileans been able to change stranger in 'these yar parts. of their devotion to a single this reformer-rabbi's career into god. I also admire them because a parody of one of our own gods, Where can I plug in my elec- of their self-discipline. But I de- creating a passion of death and re- tric gee-tar?" * • * plore the way they interpret birth quite inconceivable to one their god. He is supposed to be who kept the Law of Moses. . . ." An ingenious Binghampton universal. but he is interested Much more is offered, in jeweler has designed earrings that only in them. . . monologue by Julian, as well as are proving particularly popular "Christ," said my wife sud- in dialogues with his friends, in with ladies in complaint depart- denly, "was sent by God to all the fascinating style of Vidal's ments and at reception desks of of us." biography, and it one point Jul- oVercrowded hotels. On one ear- There was an embarrassed si- ian's memoir asserts in a com- ring is printed the word "IN," on lence. ment on the Edict on Education the other, "OUT." • • • "The issue." I said finally. and "literary hacks": "The new with great gentleness, "is just testament they rewrote as a ser- A group of sour-visaged econo- that: would the One God inter- ies of Socratic dialogues, imitat- mists met recently in Washington vene in such a way?" ing Plato (but in anapests!), to predict what the world would "We believe that he did." while the old book of the Jews be like 50 years from now. The most optimistic of those present opined "Yet is it not written in the was compressed into 24 chapters that in 50 years most of the population would be reduced to subsisting so-called gospel of John, that from Alpha to Omega, rendered on crabgrass. The pessimists? They predicted there wouldn't be 'out of Galilee arises no in deadly dactyl." enough crabgrass to go around! • * * prophet?' " On the question of the rebuild- "God is God, not a prophet," ing of the Temple in Jerusalem A foreigner was explaining why he gave up trying to learn said Helena. we are treated by Vidal to one English. "When I found out that if I was quick I was fast," he com- "But the idea of the Naza- ' of the very interesting factors in plained "and that if I was tied I was fast: if I spent too much on girls ene's mission, in his own words, his biography. First the Julian I was fast. and that not to eat is to fast, I was discouraged. But when is taken from the old testament, memoir is alluded to: they showed me the sentence. "The first one won one one-dollar prize, which is Jewish, which says that "The Nazarene predicted that I quit altogether." 4, • * a prophet — a messiah — will the temple of the Jews would be one day come to the Jews, but forever destroyed; after his death Noted TV producer Franklin Heller has a rule that he says must not God himself." the temple was burned by Titus. be obeyed implicitly if one hopes to stay successful in his murderously , "That is a difficulty," she If I rebuild it, the Nazarene will competitive profession: "Never permit an associate to finish a sen- admitted. be proved a false prophet. With tence—since he just possibly might know what he's talking about and Throughout the historical biog- some pleasure. I have given orders thereby prove that you do not." Adds Heller, "If you miss your chance raphy, there are similar theo- that the temple be restored. Also, to interrupt, change the subject." • • * logical debates, and the illuminat- what better allies can one have Don Freeman figured out why there are comparatively few women ing comments, brilliantly record- against the Galileans than the ed by the master author, Gore Jews, who must contemplate with skin divers. They can't talk under water. Vidal, offer the reader one of the daily horror the perversion of * * • Overheard on a bus: "The way I see it. my job is safe. It doesn't great literary documents of the their holy book by the followers of the man-god?" decade. pay enough, to make it worth while to invent a machine to do it." There is the piecing together Then come the following con- * • * 011ie James reports a fellow who got 87 shaves from a single by Julian of the story of Jesus, versations: "Priscus: Julian does not again and he is quoted: razor blade. He's nine years old. "The actual life story of the refer to this matter, but when he * • Galilean has vanished. But I have gave orders for the Jewish temple MORE RIDICULOUS RIDDLES: had an interesting time trying to to be rebuilt, there was consterna- 1. Q. What's yellow. soft. and goes round and round? piece it together. Until 30 years tion among the Christians. They A. A long-playing omelette. ago, the archives at Rome contain- hate the Jews, partly because they 2. Q. What's black and white and hides in a cave? ed a number of contemporary re- feel guilty for having stolen their A. A zebra who owes money. ports on his life. They have since god from them, but mostly because 3. Q. What's white outside, green inside, and hops? disappeared, destroyed by order they realize that 'the Jews know A. A frog sandwich. of Constantine. It is of course better than anyone what perfect • • • NAMES .. . The house detective in a shiny new Manhattan hotel an old bitter joke that the Naza- nonsense the whole Christian mish- is named "Tiptoe Tannenbaum" . . . Groucho Marx' real name is rene himself was not a Christian. mash is. Now if the Jewish temple Jul. .s. "The only two fellows with a name like that who ever became He was something quite else. I were rebuilt, not only would Jesus nave talked to antiquarians who be proved a false prophet but the famous," he boasts, "are Caesar and me" ... knew about the file in the archives; Christians would again have a * * * formidable rival at Jerusalem. A sagacious grocer in Detroit has observed that most people, like several had either read it, or know Something had to be done. And it coffee, can be divided into three types: fine. regular, and drip. Pos- people who had. Jesus was, sim- ply, a reformed Jewish priest, ex- was. sibly, adds the grocer, because of the daily grind. "I got the true story from my clusive as the Jews are, with no Q 1964, by Bennett Cert. Distributed by King Features Syndicate Julian Augustus. the emperor of Rome for the brief period of 361-363, has become known as Julian the Apostate. Corning to power after Constantine the Great, who had proclaimed Christianity the dominant religion in his land, Julian sought to restore Hellen- ism. to undermine the Christian faith. He did not and could not have succeeded in his task because the Christian religion already had sunk deep roots. But Christianity has not forgotten him and branded him the Apostate. The history of this brief period and the life of this remarkable man are the subject of a great historical novel, "Julian." by Gore Vidal. published by Little,' Brown & Co., Boston. Vidal's is a most remarkable work, based on established his- torical data. and as the author points out in a prefatory note. in which he calls attention to the appended bibliography: wrote vivid accounts of him. 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One morning balls of flame flared among the stones and a sudden fierce north wind caused them to roll about, terrifying the corkmen who fled. Alypius later discovered that the Galileans had placed buckets of naphtha in the ruins, so arranged that if one was lit all the others would catch fire, too, giving the impression of fire-demons scurry- ing about. "The north wind was not plan- ned; it is of course possible that Jesus sent the wind to ensure his reputation as a prophet, but _I think coincidence is more likely. Plans were made to start to re- building in the spring, but by then it was too late." What remarkable legends, and what an interesting series of com- ments on Roman attitudes to Chris- tianity and the Christian - Jewish differences! What, indeed, would have been the effects on subsequent world history had Julian succeeded in rebuilding the temple? Whatever the results and after- effects, it is clear, from the .Vidal biography, that the Christian dis- like for Julian is understandable, that one can appreciate why he was called Julian the Apostate. Vidal has succeeded in gather- ing valuable historical material. He has produced a great book. The Jewish elements, in their relation to Christian viewpoints, stand out uniquely. "Julian" is without doubt one of the very noteworthy his- torical biographies of our time. —P. S. THE DETROIT JEWISH NEWS 30—Friday, December 25, 1964