Lila Diskin Weds
Sanford Eisenberg

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enumerate all the command-
ments I have transgressed, and
if you find that I have left some
out please tell them to me, and
Where Jews Never Gather
Two Russian generals were' I shall proceed to transgress
traveling on a train. Opposite them immediately." Whereupon
to them was seated a Jewish the libertine recited a long list
merchant. It was plainly vis- of the most shocking misdeeds
ible that the two dignitaries he had perpetrated.
There is just one more sin
were irritated at the sight of
you will have to commit to
the Hebrew passenger.
"Wherever you go, you see make your record complete,"
Jews, Jews, Jews," growled one said • the minister.
of the martial gentlemen. "I
"Fine!" ejaculated the prof-
would give a thousand rubles ' ligate. "I shall be glad to com-
to any one who shows me a mit it. Tell me what it is."
place where there are no Jews."
"It is suicide," responded the
The face of the Israelite divine. - Go and hang your-
brightened up. Evidently he had self." .
an idea. "Your excellency," said
the Jewish traveler, most af-
fably, "If you deposit a thou- Harry Levin Named to
sand rubles with a reliable per- New Post in Israel;
son, I'll show you a place where
Served in DC Embassy
you can't find a single Jew."
"Good," shouted the army
JERUSALEM, (JTA)—Harry
dignitary, ecstatically, "I am Levin, former Israel Embassy
perfectly satisfied."
counselor in Washington, has
Having deposited the stake been appointed heed of the in-
with the station master of the formation division of the Is-
next station, the general eager- raeli Foreign Ministry.
ly queried where that place
was.
HOME CATERING
"That place is the Christian
Work done in your home or mine
cemetery," replied the Israelite
Specializing in
solemnly. "You will never find
TRAY CATERING
a Jew there."

By JACOB RICHMAN

From
"Laughs From Jewish Lore"
(Hebrew Publishing Company)

16d.

MRS. SANFORD EISENBERG

Lila Sharon Diskin became
the bride of Sanford Seymour
Eisenberg at a July 3 ceremony
officiated by Rabbi Samuel H.
Prero, Cantor Shabtai Acker-
man, assisting. The new Mrs.
Eisenberg is the daughter of
Mr. and . Mrs. Joseph Diskin of
Fullerton Ave. The bridegroom
is the son of Mr. and Mrs.
Meyer Eisenberg, also of Ful-
lerton Ave.
The bride selected a princess
style chapel length gown of
duopioni silk and Chantilly
lace appliqued on its scalloped
neckline. Her crown was com-
pletely covered with seed
pearls. She carried a bouquet
of orchids and roses.
The bride's attendants were
Mrs. Muriel Zisholz, matron of
honor; Shirley Kaztan, Flor-
ence Hoffman, Jacqueline Hor-
enstein and Brenda Jerris,
bridesmaids.
The bridegroom's best man
was Morton Plotnick. Ushers
were Henry Bernard, Edward
Kroll, Arnold Frumin and Jerry
Wolin. Barry Eisenberg, brother
of the groom, and Jay Diskin,
the bride's brother, served as
junior ushers. Ring bearer was
Dennis Eisenberg. Barbara
Markowitz was flower girl.
The bride and her husband
honeymooned in New York.

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Reunion of Families

LONDON, (JTA)—In a mem-
orandum submitted to the con-
ference of non-governmental
organizations interested in mi-
gration affairs, A,gudas Israel
World Organization called for
more sympathetic consideration
of the problem of reunion of
families and, particularly, when
persons concerned are refugees
without homes and hope of re-
settlement.
The migration conference of
the organizations accredited to
the United Nations will open in
Geneva next week. The Jewish
group suggested that "the whole
problem of reunion of families
is one which requires urgent
consideration and might well be
the subject of United Nations
action."
The memorandum noted that
in many countries, including the
United Kingdom, laws and regu-
lations are such that "it does not
follow that a husband can join
his wife although the latter is a
national of the country con-
cerned." In the United King-
dom, "which has a most laud-
able record in relation to
refugees," the memorandum
noted, "an alien husband can
only join his wife if she is of
British birth and British par-
entage."
The memorandum contrasts
these requirements with the
Argentine regulations adopted
in 1932 which permit immigra-
tion of "parents, grandparents,
spouses, children, brothers and
sisters, grandchildren and blood
nephews and nieces of aliens
settled in the Republic."

NEW YORK, (JTA)—A sum i
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Jerusalem by the estate of the
late Abraham P. Lubell, New
York City manufacturer and
philanthropist, it was announced
by Daniel G. Ross, national
president of the American
Friends of Hebrew University.
Ross disclosed that the funds
have been earmarked by the ex- ;
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