Jewish Chestnuts: Old and New Men's Clubs to Convene I 42—DETROIT JEWISH NEWS Friday, April 16, 1954 JERUSALEM, (JTA) — Israel The National Federation of Jewish Men's Clubs will hold its and Hungary have signed a silver anniversary convention trade pact for an annual ex- May 2 to 5, at Kiamesha Lake, change of some $2,000,000 worth N.Y. of goods. J.S.A. A) , C. ,,.., VA + •-• n ake sure he would have it done and ,at I. V5 11 J. V _V ,-,7 or) JDs .t1. K .1C,Iu .Lir-s SAFS Feature knots with the seal of the rabbi. b, fore the next Sabbath. When When the month was coming ti e tailor delivered the garment Watchman Over The Mo;DIR The wise men of Helm were to a close and the nights be- a few days late, the rabbi ad- coping with the problem how came dark, they gathered in the n onished him: "See the differ- to illuminate the streets on dark ; market place to take out the e nce between you and God. He, nights preceding the full moon. , moon and have it illuminate b lessed be His name, created In the end they decided to con-1 the streets. When they saw the t: le world in six days and you rene a meeting in the synagogue! moon was missing, they became c ould't make even one garment where the town's best minds i terror-stricken and, lamenting, in a. week." were to contribute to the solu-1 they sadly chanted: "The moon The tailor regarded the rabbi Lion. has been stolen. What a pity, f or a moment and then replied: we should have had enough „ That is precisely my complaint. After a week of debate the , congregants devised a brilliant l' sense to put a night watchman God created the world in six the barrel. " days and look at it, it is all im- scheme. When the moon was over perfect. I, on the other hand, full they placed in the mar-1 Couldn't Match It t ook my time making the ca- ket a barrel full of water and The rabbi summoned a tailor y ote, and see how perfect it is." captured heavenly lantern. They * * covered it with sheets. tied ! on a Sunday and ordered a ea- A Shadchen Didn't Help them around the barrel with pote. He asked the tailor to l• V es V% Gt Passover Greetings CATHEDRAL FASHION SHOP OF FLOWERS Complete Line of Holiday Fastions 7342 W. 7 Mile Rd. 9450 Joseph Campau UN. 3-2404 If No Answer, Call TO. 8-6044 Holiday Greetings CLOTHES MATERNITY Complete Selection of Suits, Dresses, Panties, Girdles, Slips, etc. * UN. 4-0087 ...--,„---..----...--...---, C.:14-krdial Holiday Greetings LA. LANE BEAUTY SALON Specializing in Al! 'Types of Permanents and Hair Styling MR CONDITIONED BR. 3-4530- WHITE ST i... R DAIRY Announces to Its Clientele That They Once Again Carry TO. Kenorth iky . PHILLIP A. ROMAN 15734 W. Seven Mile Rd. 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Littlefield end Snowden i 7433 GRAND RIVER * Lynda . . . Adria Passover Greetings to All Our Friends and Patrons Theme And Variation During the Arab riots in 1934, bus traveling from Jerusalem to Tel Aviv was ambushed and attacked by a gang of Arabs. A passenger urged the driver in Hebrew "Od gaz," stay on the as, whereupon a woman wrung her hands and lamented in Yiddish, "Woe is me. Here we are being attacked, bullets are flying and they speak Hebrew!' In another version of the theme two Yiddishists were promenading on a busy Tel Aviv street. "The Zionists," said one 1 f them, "are claiming that Hebrew is the mother tongue of the children. I can prove by a simple experiment that they a re wrong. I'll box the ear of a p assing child and I am sure it wi ll cry out 'Mame' and not `Ima'." As he performed the ex- periment the child victim turned on him and shouted "hamor" (ass). 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