mow Encourage Private Israel Investments Danny 0 LISTENING '.111111111111111111111111111100111111M1111101111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111T NINE TIMES OUT of ten, when you think your favorite television actor is wearing a white shirt, it's actually light blue or some other neutral color . . . The color white reflects a glare from the powerful over- head lights and casts an unflat- tering shadow over the actor's neckline. WITH THAT in mind, says Phil Brestoff, program manager at WXYZ, he gets a kick out of telling the story of Paul Hart- man, who usually performs his burlesque dance routines in white tie and tails, and ordered two stiff-bosomed evening shirts in blue . . . The mystified shirt- maker followed instructions . . . at $25 per instruction . . . Hart- man used the shirts with con- spicuous success, • and then con- signed them to the laundry .. . But they didn't come back with either that week's wash or the [next . . . They finally were de- ! livered, accompanied by a note from the unhappy laundryman . . . "We scrubbed and scrubbed these shirts," it read, "and fin- , ally succeeded in getting most of the blue out of them. If they are not absolutely white, please don't blame us." * * * tough for one independent pro- ducer in Hollywood that he was filming an entire feature in four days flat .. . In a final desper- ate gamble to recoup his for- tune, he signed an authentic star at $5,000 a day, and set frantically to work . . . Toward the end of the second day, the cameraman reported, "Gotta stop a few moments, boss. Our star had to go to the wash- room." . . "Stop nothing boomed the producer." We'll shoot around him!" SAM TELLS OF THE story making the rounds in movic- land about a Hollywood agent, usually very chipper, sitting de- spondently at the soda counter of Schwab's Pharmacy . . . "Whassamatter?" asked a friend anxiously... "It's that new client I'm representing," groaned the agent. "Sings like Lanza, fights like Flynn and acts like Victor Mature," . . . "So why do you worry," laughed the friend. "You'll make a million out of this guy." . . . "Guy nothing, you dope," cried the agent. "It's a girl!" * * ONE OF THE nicest ' stories we've heard in a long time con- cerns a local advertising man who lost two fine jobs in a sin- gle year . . . First, the magazine on which he served as advertis- ing manager folded, and then the newspaper to which he transferred was bought by a syndicate . .. He came home to his wife and three small sons and told them ruefully, "I'm out of a job again. The paper stopped publishing with this evening's edition." . . . The wife comforted him as best she could . . . The three boys stared at him round-eyed ... Next morn- ing the ad man arose -after the boys had left for school . In his wastebasket were the re- mains of three china piggy banks . . . On the dining-room table was a pile of nickels, dimes and quarters . . . There was a crudely lettered sign un- der the coins . . . It read, "We believe in you, Pop." SPEAKING OF TELEVISION, lit was Fred Allen who recently swore that he saw one Western film on TV so old that the cow- boy was riding a dinosaur . . . "This new medium," adds Allen, "isn't a country-wide mania— yet, anyhow. There are still DETROIT JEWISH NEWS-15 Friday, August 7, 1953 several states where they think Television is just a city in Israel." * "With A MYRON COHEN tells about the Brooklyn kid who watched Smite And Isix Wild West programs on TV A Song" every day ... His mother sought one evening to lure him away from the machine and in to dinner, but the kid shot his pistol into the air and said, "Thanks, pard, but I reckon I ain't got any hankerin' toniglt, Your Entertaining for matzo balls." 1 • e************* * M. C. Available Now With ;;.z Orchestra and Entertainment * ONE OF SAM LEVENSON's biggest laughs on TV was the time he told of an irate mother who marched her 10-year-old son into a doctor's office and demanded, "Is a boy of this age able to perform an appendec- tomy?" . . . "Of course not," snapped the doctor • . Mama turned angrily on the boy and shouted, "So who was right? Put it back!" * * * AT A PARTY celebration in Leningrad, reports Pete Clayton of the Times, who overheard the story at lunch, last week, a guest discovered a piece of .rub- ber tire in his stew . . . About to protest, he noticed the eye of a secret-police official fixed upon him, and managed a cheerful, "Well, everything is going ac- cording to our most optimistic calculations. Here we've been in power only 35 years, and al- ready the automobile is replac- ing the horse!" * * SAM DICTOR, former De- troiter, writes from California with regards to all . .. Sam re- ports that things had gotten so NORTHLAND DRIVER TRAINING The United States Govern- WASHINGTON, (JTA) — The ment's National Advisory 'Can- Raskin's A WOMAN STALKED into the office of barrister Lou Rosen- zweig, last week, and demanded an immediate interview . . . Be- fore the startled head of the law firm could say a word, the woman launched into a tirade against her husband . . . When She stopped to get her breath, Lou was able to get a word in . . "Just what do you want to do, madam?" he asked . . . "I want my husband and that woman followed," snapped the visitor "I want them followed night and day, and then I want a complete report on what she sees in him!" U. S. Cancer Group Gives $6,780 to Histadrut Project TE. 4-7730 or WE. 4-3663 *************4044•44.-**40-4' opening of a field counseling center in Israel has brought the Mutual Security Agency's con- tact clearing house service into action for the first time in the Near East. the A/1' A announced. Inauguration of the contact clearing house service in Israel will provide a two-way exchange of investment opportunities be- tween business firms in the United States and Israel. Israel has now joined 13 West- ern European countries and the Philippines in utiliziing this service, designed to help encour- age and stimulate a greater flow of American private capital and industrial skills abroad. The contact clearing house service, conducted by MSA's Of- fice of Small Business, helps in- dividual private enterprises — regardless of size — here and abroad to find potential invest- ment partners interested in en- tering into investment agree- ments involving capital, indus- trial patents, processes, tech- niques, equipment, and services. Once suitable contacts are ar- ranged, the service ends. It is then up to the individual firms to conduct their own negotia- tions, which may lead to the successful conclusion of an in- vestment agreement of mutual benefit. Approximately 6,000 industry associations, chambers of com- merce, banks and other organi- zations in the United States, Western Europe, the Philippines and Israel are cooperating as field counselors under the new service. These volunteer counse- lors collect and disseminate spe cific investment proposals of private enterprises and arrange contacts between American and overseas firms interested in en- tering into investment arrange- ments. Since inception of the service in Western Europe in 1950, American and European counse- lors have gathered and dissem- inated approximately 2,000 spe- cific investment opportunities. It is hoped that extension of the program to Israel will help with that country's plans for speed- ing up industrial development. I will remember my covenant, which is between ine and you and every living creature . . . 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