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NINE TIMES OUT of ten,
when you think your favorite
television actor is wearing a
white shirt, it's actually light
blue or some other neutral color
. . . The color white reflects a
glare from the powerful over-
head lights and casts an unflat-
tering shadow over the actor's
neckline.
WITH THAT in mind, says
Phil Brestoff, program manager
at WXYZ, he gets a kick out of
telling the story of Paul Hart-
man, who usually performs his
burlesque dance routines in
white tie and tails, and ordered
two stiff-bosomed evening shirts
in blue . . . The mystified shirt-
maker followed instructions . . .
at $25 per instruction . . . Hart-
man used the shirts with con-
spicuous success, • and then con-
signed them to the laundry .. .
But they didn't come back with
either that week's wash or the
[next . . . They finally were de-
! livered, accompanied by a note
from the unhappy laundryman
. . . "We scrubbed and scrubbed
these shirts," it read, "and fin-
, ally succeeded in getting most
of the blue out of them. If
they are not absolutely white,
please don't blame us."
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tough for one independent pro-
ducer in Hollywood that he was
filming an entire feature in four
days flat .. . In a final desper-
ate gamble to recoup his for-
tune, he signed an authentic
star at $5,000 a day, and set
frantically to work . . . Toward
the end of the second day, the
cameraman reported, "Gotta
stop a few moments, boss. Our
star had to go to the wash-
room." . . "Stop nothing
boomed the producer." We'll
shoot around him!"
SAM TELLS OF THE story
making the rounds in movic-
land about a Hollywood agent,
usually very chipper, sitting de-
spondently at the soda counter
of Schwab's Pharmacy . . .
"Whassamatter?" asked a friend
anxiously... "It's that new client
I'm representing," groaned the
agent. "Sings like Lanza, fights
like Flynn and acts like Victor
Mature," . . . "So why do you
worry," laughed the friend.
"You'll make a million out of
this guy." . . . "Guy nothing, you
dope," cried the agent. "It's a
girl!"
* *
ONE OF THE nicest ' stories
we've heard in a long time con-
cerns a local advertising man
who lost two fine jobs in a sin-
gle year . . . First, the magazine
on which he served as advertis-
ing manager folded, and then
the newspaper to which he
transferred was bought by a
syndicate . .. He came home to
his wife and three small sons
and told them ruefully, "I'm out
of a job again. The paper
stopped publishing with this
evening's edition." . . . The wife
comforted him as best she could
. . . The three boys stared at
him round-eyed ... Next morn-
ing the ad man arose -after the
boys had left for school . In
his wastebasket were the re-
mains of three china piggy
banks . . . On the dining-room
table was a pile of nickels,
dimes and quarters . . . There
was a crudely lettered sign un-
der the coins . . . It read, "We
believe in you, Pop."
SPEAKING OF TELEVISION,
lit was Fred Allen who recently
swore that he saw one Western
film on TV so old that the cow-
boy was riding a dinosaur . . .
"This new medium," adds Allen,
"isn't a country-wide mania—
yet, anyhow. There are still DETROIT JEWISH NEWS-15
Friday, August 7, 1953
several states where they think
Television is just a city in
Israel."
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"With A
MYRON COHEN tells about
the Brooklyn kid who watched
Smite And
Isix Wild West programs on TV
A Song"
every day ... His mother sought
one evening to lure him away
from the machine and in to
dinner, but the kid shot his
pistol into the air and said,
"Thanks, pard, but I reckon I
ain't got any hankerin' toniglt,
Your
Entertaining
for matzo balls."
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ONE OF SAM LEVENSON's
biggest laughs on TV was the
time he told of an irate mother
who marched her 10-year-old
son into a doctor's office and
demanded, "Is a boy of this age
able to perform an appendec-
tomy?" . . . "Of course not,"
snapped the doctor • . Mama
turned angrily on the boy and
shouted, "So who was right?
Put it back!"
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AT A PARTY celebration in
Leningrad, reports Pete Clayton
of the Times, who overheard
the story at lunch, last week, a
guest discovered a piece of .rub-
ber tire in his stew . . . About to
protest, he noticed the eye of a
secret-police official fixed upon
him, and managed a cheerful,
"Well, everything is going ac-
cording to our most optimistic
calculations. Here we've been in
power only 35 years, and al-
ready the automobile is replac-
ing the horse!"
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SAM DICTOR, former De-
troiter, writes from California
with regards to all . .. Sam re-
ports that things had gotten so
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The United States Govern-
WASHINGTON, (JTA) — The ment's National Advisory 'Can-
Raskin's
A WOMAN STALKED into the
office of barrister Lou Rosen-
zweig, last week, and demanded
an immediate interview . . . Be-
fore the startled head of the
law firm could say a word, the
woman launched into a tirade
against her husband . . . When
She stopped to get her breath,
Lou was able to get a word in . .
"Just what do you want to do,
madam?" he asked . . . "I want
my husband and that woman
followed," snapped the visitor
"I want them followed night
and day, and then I want a
complete report on what she
sees in him!"
U. S. Cancer Group Gives
$6,780 to Histadrut Project
TE. 4-7730 or WE. 4-3663
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opening of a field counseling
center in Israel has brought the
Mutual Security Agency's con-
tact clearing house service into
action for the first time in the
Near East. the A/1' A announced.
Inauguration of the contact
clearing house service in Israel
will provide a two-way exchange
of investment opportunities be-
tween business firms in the
United States and Israel.
Israel has now joined 13 West-
ern European countries and the
Philippines in utiliziing this
service, designed to help encour-
age and stimulate a greater flow
of American private capital and
industrial skills abroad.
The contact clearing house
service, conducted by MSA's Of-
fice of Small Business, helps in-
dividual private enterprises —
regardless of size — here and
abroad to find potential invest-
ment partners interested in en-
tering into investment agree-
ments involving capital, indus-
trial patents, processes, tech-
niques, equipment, and services.
Once suitable contacts are ar-
ranged, the service ends. It is
then up to the individual firms
to conduct their own negotia-
tions, which may lead to the
successful conclusion of an in-
vestment agreement of mutual
benefit.
Approximately 6,000 industry
associations, chambers of com-
merce, banks and other organi-
zations in the United States,
Western Europe, the Philippines
and Israel are cooperating as
field counselors under the new
service. These volunteer counse-
lors collect and disseminate spe
cific investment proposals of
private enterprises and arrange
contacts between American and
overseas firms interested in en-
tering into investment arrange-
ments.
Since inception of the service
in Western Europe in 1950,
American and European counse-
lors have gathered and dissem-
inated approximately 2,000 spe-
cific investment opportunities. It
is hoped that extension of the
program to Israel will help with
that country's plans for speed-
ing up industrial development.
I will remember my covenant,
which is between ine and you
and every living creature . . .
And the bow shall be in the
cloud.—Gen. 9:15, 16.
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cer Council has made a grant of
$6,780 to the sick fund of Israel's
General Federation of Labor
(Histadrut) for a cancer re-
search project being conducted
at the organization's Bailinson
Hospital near Tel Aviv.
Saul H. Sinkoff UN. 2-4033
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Prom tip to toe the McAlpin
is bright and fresh. Guest
rooms and public space have
been handsomely redeco-
rated and everything's new
but the rates. They remain
a thrifty low, making the
McAlpin New York's
greatest hotel value.
HOTEL
from $4.50 single, 7.00 double
ipin
Clint
1500 newly redecorated rooms
with bath and radio.
Many rooms with TV.
Broadway at 34th St,
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WHERE TO DINE
SAVOIA RESTAURANT
Chicken, Steaks, Frog Legs, Dinners, Spaghetti & Raviotli
We Cater to Families and Parties
Full Course Dinners $1.25 up
15508 Livernois
Open Sun.
UN. 2-9775
For An Early Breakfast or Midnight Snack.
For a Light Lunch or Complete Dinner Stop At
STAFFORD'S FINE FOODS 8333 LINWOOD
KORMENDY'S HUNGARIAN DINING ROOM
Famous for Chicken Paprikas, home made cheese cake and strudel. Banquet, shower
and party accomodations at any time. Closed Tuesday. Open daily from 5 to 10
p.m., Sundays and holidays from 1 to 10 p.m. Call TR. 3-7444, if no answer TR. 1-4485
the beautiful
Book Casino!
114 PALLISTER AVE. — Air Conditioned — FREE PARKING
available for
private parties
(after 3 p.m.)
until September
BOESKY'S
TR. 2-4375
12th and
Hazelwood
A Distinguished Delicatessen, Restaurant,
and Cocktail Lounge. Fine Foods
CLAM SHOP and BAR
Please Call WO. 1-8000
Ext. 263
TR. 2 -3800
Serving: Oysters, Clams, LOBSTERS, Steaks and Assorted Sea Foods
Music by Muzak • . No Entertainment Tax
2675 E. GRAND BLVD.
BUDDY'S BAR-B-Q
TR. 2-8500
Take Out and Delivery
Service Our Specialty . .
Ribs & Chicken right off the fire.
Open 4 p.m. to 4 e.o.m., Sunday 1 p.m. to 4 a.m.
Cor. 12th & Ciairmount
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Specializing in Pizza Pie and Famous Italian Foods
Air-Conditioned . . . Parking Facilities . . . Carry Out Service
7107 PURITAN . . . Open 7 Days, 4 p.m. to 4 a.m. . . UN. 4-981-6