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does, does he?" bellowed the
outraged diner. "You just march
that steak back to the chef and
tell him to ram it down his
throat" . . . Back came the
waiter with the same old steak.
"I'm very sorry, sir" he reported,
"but there are two steaks and
four lamb chops ahead of you."

CHILDREN'S DEPT. . . . A lit-
tle tot of the community who
had just been promoted to the
fourth grade at Roosevelt
School, wept on the shoulder of
her teacher of the third grade.
"Oh, Miss . . . ," she sobbed,
why aren't you smart enough to
teach me again this term?" . . .
The Sholem Aleichem Sunday
School teacher asked little Mau-
rice Cohen, "If you had a large,
good apple and a small, wormy
one, and you were told to divide
it with your brother, which
would you give him?" ... Mau-
rice answered, "Do you mean my
big brother or my little broth-
er?"

Cleveland; St. Louis, Chicago,
Cincinnati, Tuscon, Los Angeles,
Syracuse and Scranton will be
guests of the Detroit Young
Israel organization at its 22nd
annual Midwestern convention
Nov. 27 . to 30.
"-- 1 Irvin M.
Bunim, past
president o f
the National
Council of
Young Israel,
Pincus I s e-
son, presi-
dent, and Dr.
Samson R.
Weiss, na-
tional direc-
tor, will ar-
rive here
from New
York to greet
Bun=
delegates.
David I. Berris, named chair-
man of the parley, announces
that on Nov. 24, at a Thanks-
giving banquet, the local group
will announce a $200,000 drive
for expanded youth activity in
the area.
Berris has appointed the fol-
lowing women to make arrange-
ments for the convention: Mes-
dames Charles T. Gellman, Dav-
id I. Berris, Morris H. Berris, Hy-
man R. Cohen, J. Grossman, Al
Schwartz and Max Stollman.

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SAVOIA RESTAURANT

For An Early Breakfast or Midnight Snack.
For a Light Lunch or Complete Dinner Stop At

STAFFORD'S

FINE FOODS

8333 LINWOOD

BOESKY'S

Moderate Luncheon Prices
• Plenty of Free Parking Facilities

Tel.: JOrdan 4-6688

His Orchestra

Chicken, Steaks, Frog Legs, Dinners, Spaghetti 4r Revlon;
We Cater to Families and Parties
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Open Sun,
UN. 2-9775

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15241 E. WARREN

Lincoln 1-2577

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KORMENDY'S HUNGARIAN DINING ROOM

Famous for Chicken Paprikas, home made cheese eake and strudel. Banquet, shower
tnd party accommodations at any time. Closed Tuesday.
Open aelly from b to IS
p.m., Sundays and holidays from 1 to 10 p.m. Call TR. 3-7444, if no answer TR. 1-4485.

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THE HEATHERTONES
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FAMOUS EDDIE KOZACK
GEO. RANK'S BAND

At James Coutens

TR. 2-8500

Take Out and Delivery

Service Our Specialty ... Ribs & Chicken right off the fire.
Open 4 p.m. to 4 a.m., Sunday 1 pan. to 4 a.m.
Cor. 12th & Clairrnount

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BUDDY'S BAR-B-Q

16301 E. Jefferson, at Beaconsfield

VA. 2-4118

Luncheons 11 to 3 -- Dinners S 1•
10:30. Suppers 10:30 to 2 a.m.

DOWNTOWN
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Specializing in Pizza Me and Famous Italian Foods

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TR. 2-4375

A Distinguished Delicatessen, Restaurant,
and Cocktail Lounge. Fine Foods

Serving: Oysters, Clams, LOBSTERS, Steaks and Assorted See Foods.
Music by Muzak ... No Entertainment
2675 E. GRAND BLVD. -1111

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BOESKY'S

CLAM SHOP and BAR

HoL LywOOP

MICKEY WOOLF is appearing
as the house m.c. at Sutton &
Clements Four Dukes Supper
Club ... To dispel rumors mak-
ing rounds in the community,
Mickey and Sammy ARE NOT
on the outs with each other . .
as foolishly assumed since their
split . . . Each now has his own
orchestra but . continue to main-
tain the best of relations to-
gether.

FAVORITE STORIES . • by
Max Sosin . . . A Budapest mer-
. chant, traveling through Russia
and bordering states, sent his
friend a series of tell-tale post-
cards . . . The first read, "Greet-
ings from Free Moscow," the
second, "Greetings from Free
Warsaw," the third, "Greetings
from Free Prague" . . Then
there vtas a month's silence,
after which a final message ar-
rival, postmarked Paris . . . This
One read, "Greetings form Free
Rabinowitz."
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BEN BURDICK has revived
the story of the fastidious diner
who objected to the way his
steak had been prepared and
had it sent back to the kitchen
The waiter brought it back
with a message that the chef
considered the steak perfectly
okay in every particular

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Now Available With His Own

NORTHWOOD INN

RECALLING ONE of Winston
Churchill's visits to the United
States, Irving S. Sampson tells
of being present when England's
prime minister addressed. a
group of prominent Jewish bus-
inessmen in New York . . .
Churchill said that the Israeli
embassy in London was morti-
fied to discover that all the
embassies made a point of of-
fering a cup of tea in the after-
noon to. the bobbies assigned to
posts in front of their buildings
• • • The Israeli staff hastened
to make amends to their bobby,
explaining, "Forgive • us if we
don't know all the fine points
as yet. We haven't had an em-
bassy for 2,000 years!"

The Schochtim Association of
Detroit. announces the election
of Rev. Wolf Zlotogorski, as new
president. Rev. Marshall Gold-
"Hear Both Sides of the Po- man is secretary.
litical Story". is the topic of the
Speakers' Club when they meet
to hear representatives of the
Republican a n d Democratic
Parties at 9 p. m., Saturday, at
the Davison. Jewish Center. The
audience will be able to ask READY AMP:
questions from the floor. Visit- •:11.11TE13 P.RANOS. I- isat CHILL a SERVE
otri5riir
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ors - are welcome.

M.C.

HARRY BRADLIN is certain
Orchestra and Entertainment
that few persons haVe found
themselves in a spot to compare
with his embarrassing moment • WE. 3-1934 or WE. 4-3663
of recent date . . He met a
lady at a local concert and, be-
tween numbers, tapped her on
the shoulder and murmured,
"Beg pardon, but your hose ap-
pears to be badly wrinkled" ..
The lady shot him a look of
Woodward at 111/2 Mile Road
unadulterated hatred and an-
swered, "I'm not wearing hose
Now Open for Luncheon Daily at 11:30 a.m.
this evening!"

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Zlotog-orski Heads Schochtim.

Speaker's Club to Rear Talks
Over 200 delegates from From Political Party Leaders

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LISTENING

IT WAS 22 YEARS AGO, in
1930, that the beginning of an
organization of charitable wom-
en was formulated . . . destined
to become a major group in the
workings of an ever-growing
community . • . Mrs. Bessie First,
a member of the Women's Aux-
iliary of the Beth Yehudah
Synagogue on Pingree Ave.,
started it by urging the younger
set at that time to form a group
of their own . . . which eight of
them did .. . A number of the
younger members later began
the Primrose Benevolent Club
. Today, that small group,
originally encouraged by Mrs.
First, with charter members,
Fannie Friedfnan, Sarah Gross,
Mollie Manilla, Gertie Molitz,
Fay Margolis, Frieda Milgrom,
Becky Weinman and *Rose
Wright, their president, has
grown into an organization of
75 women . . . whose annual
fund-raising affairs are entirely
allocated for philanthropic and
charitable purposes . . • . Their
18th annual donor luncheon,
Nov. 4, at the Sheraton-Cadillac,
will include a fashion show and
entertainment by some of the
tap-notch "names" in show ,biz
appearing in Detroit . . . Mrs.
Lena Zohott is the present pres-
ident of the Primrose organiza-
tion that never says "no" to any
worthy cause that may arise.

THE JEWISH NEWS-23
Friday, October 31, 1952

Young Israel Parley
Scheduled in Detroit

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FREDSON'S DELICATESSEN, LUNCHES

Open 6 a. m.
to 2 a. m.

Featuring Lunches—Full Line of Delicatessens—Tray Catering
18277 WYOMING, sir. Curtis
UN. 4-9786

PICK-"N"-CHICKEN '15 -717 SCHAT E F I .E16 C 9 R6 D "

OPP. CARMEN THEATRE, DEARBORN

CARL' S

3020 GRAND RIVER. Free Parking. rE. 2-8600. Private
Banquet R000ms for wedding parties. Serving the
World's Finest Steaks, Chops and Sea F000d for more
HOUSE than 26 years. All Beef aged in our own cellars.

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HOOD'S serving the finest and most delicious of foods.
Steaks, Chops, Chicken Club Sandwiches. Short Orders. Delicious
Hamburgers. "Served as you like it."
UN. 1-9802
241,46 L&VBRNOIS AVE. 1% Mks. So, 8 Mile Rd. Open 24 Hours