The First U. S. Jewish Prayer Book UJA 'Ambassador' Jesse Meets With Ben-Gurion An American Jewish Press Feature • To Isaac Pinto (1721-1791), who was an active member of the Shearith Israel Synagogue in New York, goes the credit for having .prepared what is believed to have been the first Jewish prayer book to be published in America. The title page of this Prayer Book, published in New York in 1766, is reproduced in the Jewish Encyclopedia which appeared at the turn of the century, and reads: PRAYERS for SHABBATH, ROSH-HASHANAH, and YOM KIPPUR or The SABBATH, the BEGINNING of the YEAR, and The DAY of ATONEMENT: With The AMIDAH and MUSAPH of the MOADIM, or SOLEMN SEASONS According to the Order of the Spanish and Portuguese Jews Translated by ISAAC PINTO And for him printed by JOHN HOLT, in New York A.M. 5526 It was serious business to GEORGE JESSEL (right) as he conferred in Jerusalem with Prime Minister DAVID BEN-GURION (center) and MORITZ M. GOTTLIEB, United Jewish Appeal chairman for regions, on the need for immedi- ate cash to help Israel through its current eco- nomic crisis. With his 11-year old daughter Jerilyn, the noted Hollywood producer toured the Collector's Items From a Writer's Private Mail a • By LEON GUTTERMAN Copyright 1952, Jewish Telegraphic Agency, Inc. Jerry Lewis: "If the world laughs at you, laugh right back at it. It's as funny as you are." Ha•po Matx: "Many people think it unlucky to postpone a wedding. The superstition has no foundation as long as you keep on postponing it." Artur Rubinstein: "To keep young, associate with young peo- ple. To get old in a hurry, try keeping up with them." Oscar Levant: "The modern cautious lover checks into how steady she is in her job." Norman Corwin: "A lot of people too polite to talk with full mouths will go around talking with empty heads." Hank Greenberg: "The short- est perceptible unit of time is that between the traffic light's change and the honk from the driver behind you." Groucho M a r x : "Another thing about being poor is that your kids in your old age don't break your heart by asking a court to declare you incom- petent." Alan Jay Lerner: "Some men, are known by their deeds, others by their mortgages." Leonard Bernstein: "The man who ,invented the eraser had the human race pretty well sized up." Phil Silvers: "The upper crust is often made up of a lot of crumbs held together by their own dough." Molly Picon: "Our friend has a neighbor who carries so much life insurance that his wife is mad at him every morning, when he wakes up." Paul Muni: "Ever notice? The man who never made an enemy never made anything." James J. Brown: "Let's profit by the mistakes of others. We may not live long enough to make them ourselves." George Burns: "There are said to be only seven original' jokes, and all but one of them go clear back to Adam. They can't blame him for the mothe•-in-law one." Harry Hershfield: "A small town is where the telephone op- erator gives you the right num- ber when you ask for the wrong one." Billy Rose : "What this country needs is a machine that does the work of one man and takes 15 men to operate it." Sophie Tucker: "There's one place where inflation has not set in. A good mother still is worth a dozen youth reform groups." Helen Rubenstein: "Do unto others as though you were the others." Cary Grant: "I'd hate to have to shuffle off before we see how civilization wriggles out of this one." But the maharnat of the London congregation would not per- mit the use of Pinto's translation. Yet Ezra Stiles, president of Yale University whom Pinto befriended, referred to him in his diary on 1790 as "a learned Jew at New York." Stiles considered • immigrant camps, and completed scenes for a him a good Hebrew scholar. UJA film. Prime Minister Ben-Gurion lauded Jessel's efforts as a good-will ambassador for the UJA. On arrival home, Jessel called upon all communities to support the UJA's current $35,16 000,000 cash campaign as the best way to help Israel safeguard and extend the "miraculous achievements" of its first four years. Eddie Cantor: "There's a sim- ple way to keep up with the Joneses. Just slow down and in a few years you'll meet them coming back." Jack Benny: "A pessimist is a fellow who sizes himself up and gets sore about it." Joe E. Lewis: "A' spendthrift is a mighty nice person to be around." Ruth Roman: "You go up in life, and you come down. And it's a toss-up on which trip you - meet the nicer peo- pie. , Hedy Lamarr: "Maybe it's good that men don't understand women. Women understand women, and don't like them." Artie Shaw: "If you must tell your troubles to someone, the psychiatrist costs more than the old-time bartender, but not as much as the other woman." Judy Holliday: "Civilization doesn't always time things right. Lipstick would have wiped off the old celluloid collars." George Jean Nathan: "Some people are like blotters; they soak it all up but get it back- wards." Irwin Shaw: "If there's any- thing that hurts more than pay- , ing income tax, it is not having to pay income tax." Dorothy Parker: "Six feet of moist earth is said to be effec- tive protection -against atomic bombs. So all you have to do to be safe after death is to keep the earth moist." George S. Kaufman: "One of the reasons we have divorce courts is because many hus- bands who promised they would FOOD TO ISRAEL THROUGH CERTIFICATES The Same.Choice Kosher American Foods • You Enjoy in Your Own Home! die for their wives haven't made good." , Shelley Winters: "It's always a good plan to carry your bride over the threshold. 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