Try and Stop Me

24 — THE JEWISH NEWS

Friday, June 3, 1949

--By BENNETT CERF

N- EW YORK'S Mayor Bill O'Dwyer spotted Harry Hersh-

field,' the star of the radio program, "Can You Top
This," in the throng pouring out of the Yankee Stadium
'after a big double-header
41.
with the Cleveland Indians.
i"Climb into my car, <-@
Harry," suggested the'
!mayor, "and I'll drive you
downtown."

The car zoomed southward,
[ignoring red lights, at about
165 miles an hour. "Slower,"
!begged Hershfield.. "It's per-
fectly a 11 right," soothed
O'Dwyer. "Everybody knows
I'm in this car." "Granted,"
said Hershfield, "but I'd also
like everybody to see who's
with you."
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- The star reporter of the Bel-
fast News was so impressed at the launching of His Majesty's carrier
"Bulwark" that he wound up his ecstatic dispatch, "The Duchess
smashed a bottle of champagne against the bow with unerring aim,
and then, while the huge crowd cheered madly, she slid majestically
,down the greasy slipway into the sea."

DAVID MAYER, the Chicago department store tycoon,
lJ alleges that a character came in the other day and de-
manded some long underwear. "How long do you want
it ?" asked the clerk. The
character answered, "Just
till the end of this cold
snap." Another customer
sent the entire information
staff into a tailspin by ask-
ing, "What will happen if I
mix a bottle of your guar-
anteed ink with a bottle of
your guaranteed ink eradi-
cator?7

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In Rochester. N. Y.. a gentle-
man named Flannigan was
!picked up by the police on two
successive Sa turda y s and
charged with intoxication. Judge Michael Rogers was lenient the
first time. but gave turn a 120-day jail sentence the second. The
local headline for the story was. "Patrick Flannigan Has Switched
to Water."

Copyright. 104$. by Benitett

WASHINGTON, (JTA) — Ask-
ing the Supreme Court to con-
sider the case of Herman Mar-
ion Sweatt, a Negro who was
refused aditission to the Uni-
versity of Texas Law School, the
American Jewish Committee,
Anti-Defamation League, and
the National Citizens' Council oil
Civil Rights submitted a brief
as "friends of the court" on a
petition for writ of certiorari.
The organizations contend
that the "separate but equal"
principle of providing segrated
facilitaties for Negroes in
Southern states constitutes a
violation of the guarantee of
"equal protection of the laws'-' in
the Fourteenth Amendment of
the Constitution.

Resniks Featured
On Halevy Program

TEL AVIV, (JTA)— Joint Dis-
tribution Committee representa-
tives, aocompanied by a delega-

The weekly Halevy Singing.
Society program, to be broad-
cast at 6:30 p.m., Sunday,
over Station WKMH (1310 on
the dial), will feature Felix
Resnick, concert violinist, and
Sidney Resnick, baritone.
Moe Kesner is the moder-
atorator of this program.
The weekly news broadcast
over this hour is given by
The Jewish News.

tion of rabbis from the Rabbini-
cal Committee of Germany, vis-
ited President Chaim Weizmann
and presented him with the first
copy of the Talmud (tractate
for Sabbath) printed in Ger-
many by the JDC.

WEINSTEIN'S
RESORT

Kaufman, Maslow Ask
Strong FEPC Measure

Perched atop a crate is two-
WASHINGTON, (JTA) — Ben year old Marianne Weiss, born
Kaufman, World War I Con- in a DP camp, who just ar-
gressional Medal of Honor win- rived in this country with the
ner, told a House subcommittee aid of United Service for New
Americans. The work of USNA
holding hearings on fair em- is financed through the United
ployment practices legislation Jewish Appeal. .
that enactment of such legisla-
tion is necessary for national se-
CARD OF THANKS
curity. Will Maslow, general
The family of thelate Nathan
counsel of the . American Jewish
Congress, told the sub-commit- Forbes wishes to thank its many
tee a fair employment practices friends and relatives for their
law without enforcement provi- kindnesses shown them in their
sions would be "counterfeit."
recent bereavement.

International Red Cross
Rejects the Mogen Dovid

Inter-
national Red Cross conference
rejected an Israeli request that
the Red Mogen David be recog-
nized as the Red Cross symbol
in Israel.
The Israel delegation pointed
out the Mogen David has been
the symbol recognized by the in-
habitants of Israel for many
years. Red Cross officials, ex-
plaining the rejection of the
Israeli application, said the Red
Cross symbol has no religious

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Jewish Congress Pleads
For Negro Rejected
By Texas Law School

DP Tot Has New Home JDC Gives First Copy of
Talmud to Weizmann

10 Pct. of Delinquents
In N. Y. City Are Jewish

NEW YORK, (JTA) — Justice
Justine Wise Polier, addressing
a forum organized by national
Jewish women's organizations,
asserted only 10 percent of the
juvenile delinquents in New.
York City are Jewish.

GENEVA (JTA)—The

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Israeli Labor Center
Cornerstone Placed

TEL AVIV, (JTA)—The cor-
nerstone of a building which
eventually will house a cultural
center and museum of the Is-
raeli labor movement was laid
near here in the presence ; f
Cabinet members, Histadrut
leaders and the delegation of
the Jewish Labor Committee of
New York now visiting Israel.
The building will be named for
the late American Yiddish poet
and labor leader Abraham Lie-
sin. JLC contributed $100,000
towards erection of the build-
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humanity," according to Thomas
Sugrue, American author who
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material for a new book. In a
newspaper interview, he defined
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living."

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