Heard in the Lobbies THE JEWISH NEWS—17 (Copyright, 1948, Independent Jewish Press Service, Inc.) By ARNOLD. LEVIN * * * Low amedy at Lake Success America's representative on the Trusteeship .Council, Gerig, has •made our country a laughing stock. Whenever slick, aggressive Auni Khalidy of Iraq speaks up against any proposal, Mr. Gerig quickly backs him up. Whenever Mr. Khalidy nixes an American plan, Mr. Gerig is quick to acknowledge that the plan is "faulty" and with- draws it from the agenda. Khalidy plays the tune and Mr. Gerig does the jig. Matters have reached such a stage that American cor- respondents are disgusted and feel embarrassed by Gerig's conduct. The correspondents of a top American news agency were overheard complaining after a Trusteeship Council session: "For — sake, this fellow is an American. Ws downright embarrassingAo have this fellow speak for America.' Trusteeship Council President Sayres, another American, is equally embarrassing. His inept handling of the Trusteeship Council sessions has outraged all observers at the UN. Sayres wastes time by recapitulating all that has been said immediately after a delegate has said it. He cannot make up his mind on minor issues such as whether to place before the Council a motion for adjournment or to continue the debate. Last Friday, Mr. Sayres clutched at a proposal by USSR delegate Tsarapkin for adjournment, and then quickly reversed himself and proposed that the debate continue, and no sooner had he reversed himself when he again proposed adjourn- ment. Typical was an unconscious slip of.,.th# tongue by Sayres. Said he at one of the sessions: "If I understand myself correctly . . ." Most of the "time, he seems to understand neither the proceedings nor himself. Gerig and Sayres are typical of the rubber stamps that the State Department'S secret hierarchy has dispatched to the U.N. Men as incompetent and, confused as Gerig and Sayres, who other- wise are amiable chaps, serve well the purposes of the Loy Hender- son clique but they don't enhance the reputation of the United States. , Matters have reached such a pass that whenever a correspondent wants some laughs he leaves whatever committee he is covering and wanders into the Trusteeship Council where the team of Sayres and Gerig is always good for a laugh. The team has been nicknamed Abbott and Costello. A sinister figure is the smiling, slouching, tall Southern attorney Dean Rusk. He is the man who undertook the dirty job several weeks ago of announcing America's reversal of partition. The Ex's Are Back The Ex's, Ex-Senators and Congressmen, are back in the ring, or, more correctly, scrambling into the ring, although we doubt that they'll make it. Former U. S. Senator Robert Rice Reynolds, who had organized his own coast guard vigilantes to hunt "illegal immi- grants" along the Atlantic Coast of the U. S., has announced that he hopes to attend the Democratic National Convention and do some lobbying there. Ex-Kansas Congressman W. P. Lambertson stated recently: "The Jews are doing their best to get us into a third world war over Palestine. I have had the feeling for seven years but never dared . . • express it, that they did more through the press, radio and screen to get us into the last war, to get even with Hitler, than any other force ... Ex-Congressman Hamilton Fish is aroused over the war crimes arraignment of Germany's top industrialists. He expressed his dismay in an article, over his by-line, in Chicago's Deutsch-Americanische Buerger .Zeitung. Lovebird Lizzie Remember Lizzie (Mrs. Roosevelt is a Communist) Dilling, one of the frothiest anti-Semitic hysterics? She has divorced her hus- band, is now a newly wed. Her new name: Mrs. Jeremiah Stokes. Candidate ' • john G. Scott, editor of Money, another of the fringe magazines, Is running for—President, as the candidate of the Greenback Party. He once said the Axis powers "have destroyed robbery" and "driven the money lords out.' - $2,000 Given to Irgun Canadian Zionist Council At Gruner Memorial Warns Against Legion An 'appeal for the Irgun Zvai Leumi netted over $2,000 at the memorial meeting for Dov Grun- er held May 4 at Bnai Moshe, under the auspices of the .United Zionists-Revisionists. Beinish Epstein, head of the po- litical department of the national. Revisionists, was the principal speaker. The meeting also hon: ored the memories of I5ov Rosen- baum, Eliezer Kashani; Mordecai Alkachi, Moshe Baranzi a n d Meir Feinstein. Among the contributors to the Iron collection were Louis Grand, $1,000; Sol B. Edelman, $250; Cong. Bnai. Jacob, $160; Cong. Chachmey Lubin, $100; J. J. Kaplan, $100; Aaron M. Weisbrot, $100; Baruch ' Rosen- berg, $65.; L. Koffman, $41.25, and Max Kaplan, $27. 41. Jewish Agencies Get '48 Chest Allowances Budgets fox 1948 for five Jew- ish agencies have been announc- ed by tine Detroit Community Chest in. a report to contribu- tors. Chest allowances were made as follows: Fresh Air Society, $11,039; Hebrew Free Loan Asso- ciation, $5,880; Jewish Communi- ty. Center, $128,067, and Jewish Social Service Bureau, $155,318. In addition, the Jewish Wel- fare Federation receives a nom- inal $1 a year allowance signify- ing its affiliation with the Com- munity Chest. RELATIVES SOUGHT HERE The following is sought here through Union of Russian Jews, 55 W. 42nd St., New York: Mattias or Mattis; Leon, previ- ous name Markovich, born 1891 • in Bucharest, Romania, son of Iosif and Gizella; left Bucharest in 1912; is being sought by his brother, Solomon. MONTREAL (JTA)...--The Ca- nadian League- for a Free Pales- tine was sharply criticized by the United Zionist Council df Canada, meeting here, for announcing the formation of a "Maple Leaf Le- gion for Palestine." "We are most anxious that the Canadian public be made aware that the Maple Leaf Legion has not been authorized and does not have the support of any represen- tative Zionist body," the resolu- tion said. "We fired it necessary to repeat previous warnings to Canadian Zionists against the de- sirability of lending any support to dissident and divisive move- ments which can only lead to con- fusion." National Jewish Youth Parley Planned in Fall ' CHICAGO — Leonard Baruch and Lawrence Fleischman, of the D e t r-o i t Jewish Young Adult Council, were among the youth delegates to the annual conven- tion of the National Jewish Wel- fare Board, which approved final plans for a National Jewish Youth Conference, to be held September 3 to 10 at CamP Wel- Met, Narrowsburg, N.Y. The purpose of the Conference, the- first of its kind, is to bring into sharp focus the function and activities of youth councils, to discuss common problems and basic issues facing Jembish youth, and to investigate the desirability of creating a permanent body through which youth council pro- gram ideas, techniques, and ex- periences may be exchanged CARD OF THANKS The family of the late Harry Zussman wishes to thank rela- tives and friends for the many kindnesses shown them in their recent - bereavement. U. of M. Religious; Workers To Select Award Candidates Friday, May 14, 1948 NCJW Makes $36,000 Grant to Hebrew U. A contribution to the educa- tional and cultural life of Pal- estine, which will support and expand the facilities of the School of Education at the He- brew University in Jerusalem, was announced by Mrs. Joseph M. Welt, of Detroit, president of the National Council of Jewish Women. Indicative of the organization's vital concern for the the_ upbuilding of Palestine, the will make possible the use of Nominations are now being submitted by University of Mich- igan religious workers of candi- dates eligible to receive the Ar- nold Schiff Memorial Interfaith Award. Qualified students' names are being received by Dr. Frank:- lin Littell, director of the Stu- dent Religious Association, and Rabbi Herschel Lymon, director of the Bnai Brith Hillel Foun- dation: _ The Arnold Schiff Memorial Interfaith Scholarship •is in the amount of $100, while the Mich- igan Bnai Brith Council Award consists of a collection of books dealing with the principal west- ern religious traditions. OAK GROVE CAMP Otsego Lake, Gaylord ENROLLMENT LIMITED TO 30 BOYS Individual Attention Made Possible By Smallness of Group Relief for Hay Fever Sufferers Camp Activities Under D irection MOE KESNER - CAMP DIRECTOR BERNARD JAFFE 3235 GRAND TO. 7-8867 IS YOUR CHILD CAMPING IN CANADA? 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