Friday, August 14, 1942 THE JEWISH NEWS Page Eleven Congregational and Other Religious News i mill Extend Synagogue 'Activities in Michigan Rabbi Lymon Gets Smaller Communities to Get Aid; Rabbi Levi Named Execu- tive Director of Vaad Hayeshivoth; Dr. Auerback to Make Outstate Survey The quarterly meeting of the Michigan Synagogue Conference, held Sunday at Congregation Beth Abraham, was attended by members of the Detroit Congregation, and by representative of out-state communities represent- ed on the board of directors. After the morning service and a breakfast served by the host congregation, the busi-• ness session opened with re- marks of Morris Mohr, president of the Conference, and greetings by Rabbi Joseph Thumin of Con- ' gregation Beth Abraham. David Berris, vice-president of the De- troit region and chairman of the board, presided. OUTLINES O.C.D. PLANS Dr. A. M. Hershman of Congre- gation Shaarey Zedek, member of the Church and Synagogue Pro- tective Council of the O.C.D., outlined measures to be taken by synagogues as a precaution against possible air - 'ds during In Lighter Vein The Week's Best Stories FRENCH ARE NOT DUMB A Paris doctor happened to tell his lodger, a German officer, that he had received a letter : from some friends in England. The next day the doctor was summoned to the Paris Gestapo headquarters and fined 500 francs for communicating with enemy territory. The doctor silently took out 600 francs and handed it to the Gestapo official. "But the fine is only 500 francs" said the Nazi. "That's all right," replied the doctor, "the extra 100 francs are for the children in Germany. Poor dears, my lodger told me of the terrible poverty prevail- ing in your country." Needless to say, the lodger failed to return home. SS* CHURCHILL'S FAULT This story comes from Prague. A Czech peasant woman was . complaining bitterly in a tram- i,- car: "He is responsible for all our sufferings. He is starving our countr y, impoverishings the Czechs, etc., etc." The crowd in the tram listen- ed to her attentively, nodding their heads in agreement. Sud- denly a Gestapo agent sprang to his feet, made his way to the - - woman and hissed: "What do you mean by com- plaining likerthis? Who are you `referring to?" Our peasant woman eyed the i,, rogue naively, as only Czechs I can, and replied: "Churchill, of i -course. Who did you think?" . . i • 0 • ;POTENTIAL STORM ' 'TROOPERS At a press conference in Ber- -lin before the war, Goebbels "whispered to a distinguished ',American journalist: "If your President Roosevelt only had a man like Hitler to I help him, you'd have no more gangsters in your country." "Indeed, Excellency,"_ replied - the American politely, "they G would all have been Storm Troopers by now. • * S * BRAYER FOR HITLER I A Jew was traveing in the train from Berlin to Frankfort. :In the opposite corner of the compartment sat a Nazi Storm f: Trooper. ! "Long Live Hitler! Long Live Hitler!" murmured the Jew con- Ii, tinuously. 1, "Swine of a Jew!" suddenly I. burst in the Storm Trooper. "Not 1: so long ago you Jews were shouting 'Long Live Rathenau!' " "Quite so," replied the Jew t unperturbed, "and did he live?" r Educational Post At Temple Beth El The board of trustees of Tem- ple Beth El and Dr. B. Benedict Glazer, spiritual leader of the congregation, have announced the appointment of Rabbi Her- schel Lyrnon t o the post of Min- ister of Religi- ous Education. . Rabbi Lymon holds a Bache- . for of Arts , de- gree from the University of - Cincinnati, and was ordained as rabbi at the He- Rabbi Lymon brew Union Collegelast June, re- ceiving at the same time his degree of Master of Hebrew Let- ters. During his stay at the He- brew Union College, Rabbi Ly- mon took a special interest in Jewish education, and .has re- ceived an intensive training at t::e Department of Religious Ed- ucation. He served as chairman of the Literary Society at the Hebrew Union College, and for a number of years was associate editor of the Herbrew Union College Monthly. He is co-author of a book on programming of youth activities, to be published this fall. He was the first sem- inary student to be assigned the directorship of the Bnai Brith Hillel Foundation at Ohio Uni- versity, where he served from 1940 to 1942, and as such was the youngest director of a HMO Foundation. Rabbi Lymon comes to Beth El highly recommended by the Hebrew Union College for his scholarship and especially for his qualifications in the field of religious education and youth work. Under the direction of Dr. Glazer, he will supervise the eligious School of Temple Beth El, the College of Jewish Studies and youth activities, and will also assist Dr. Glazer in a num- ber of rabbinic duties. He will assume-his position here on Aug. 17. the High Holydays. This sub- ject was elaborated in the dis cussion which followed and in two films shown. Rabbi Leizer Levin of the Da- vid W. Simons Synagogue re- ported on the work of the Vaad Hayeshivoth. He stressed the lo- cal efforts in behalf of the Vaad Hahatzalah (Emergency Com- mittee for War-torn Yeshivoth and Refugee Rabbis), which has thus far brought in nearly $5,- 000 for the Polish-Lithuanian group of scholars stranded in Asiatic Russia. Rabbi M. J. Wohlgelernter of Congregation Beth T e f i I o h Emanuel, chairman of the Re- ligious and Educational Commit- tee, recommended that field- work be undertaken to minister to the religious and educational needs of the smaller communi- ties throughout the state. Rabbi Wohlgelernter reported on the recent convention of the Union of Orthodox Jewish Congrega- tions of America with which the 'Michigan Synagogue Conference is affiliated. BUDGET DISCUSSED There followed a debate on methods of raising the budget, and those present gave immedi- ate response to the wider pro- gram by subscribing as individu- al patrons. A special committee, headed by Rabbi Joshua Sperka, con- ference secretary, presented can- didates for executive director and for field work. Rabbi Meier Levi of Phillipsburg, Pa., was chosen executive director of the Vaad Hayeshivoth office. He is a for- mer student of the Yeshivoth of Slobodka and Telshi in Lith- uania, and succeeds Rabbi Jacob Cohn who has been named Tal- mud Tora director in Seattle, Wash. Dr. Selig S. Auerbach, rabbi of the Rodeph Sholom Congrega- tion in Rome, Ga., was invited to survey the outstate congrega- tions. Rabbi Auerbach and Rabbi Levi will operate from the office of the Michigan Synagogue Con- ference, 8917 12th St., TY. 7-7585. ESCORTED 200 CHILDREN Dr. Auerbach, a graduate rab- bi with a Ph.D. degree, came to this country from England, where he had held various po- sitions in the Anglo-Jewish min- istry. His last place was in DR. DAVID PHILIPSON Northampton, where he directed the religious and educational Last Sunday, Dr. David Phil- work for the many hundreds of war evacuees from London. He ipson, rabbi for more than 50 came to this country as escort years of Rockdale Ave. Temple to about 200 children from of Cincinatti, observed his 80th bombed cities. birthday. After a short stay in New Dr. Philipson is the only living York, Dr. Auerbach assumed the position of rabbi of the Rodeph member of the first graduating Sholom Congregation in Rome. class of Hebrew Union College He is the author of "The Rab- binical Assemblies of the Rhine of Cincinnati. Communities During the 13th A special service in honor of Century," "Halacha Tables" and his birthday was held Saturday a rabbinical booklet "Dine Be- morning at Temple Beth Israel, racha b'Issure d'Achila." Atlantic City. Addresses will be It is necessary to the happiness delivered by two of his former of man that he be mentally H. U. C. students—Rabbis Louis faithful to himself. — Thomas Wolsey of Philadelphia and Jo- seph Narot of Atlantic City. Paine. Temple Israel Opens School Registration; Cantor Tulman Back Cantor Robert S. Tulman has resumed his duties in the Sab- bath eve services of Temple Is- rael after a six-weeks' vacation spent in the east. Rabbi Albert Gordon of Tem- p - le Israel, Paducah, Ky., con- ducted the services on Aug. 7, and will continue to substitute in Temple Israel's pulpit on Aug. 14. - The Sabbath Eve services are being held during the summer in the Prayer Room at 611 Boule- vard Bldg., Woodward at Grand Boulevard, at 8:30 p.m. Parents are invited to prepare their children for registration in the school. Miss Anna Oxen- handler is on duty in the office and can be reached at TRinity 1-5110. Rabbi Leon Fram, spiritual leader of Temple Israel, who is vacationing in the Berkshires, will be back for the Sabbath eve services Aug. 21. Those who wish a rabbi's services should communicate with the office where such arrangements may be made. Your Word is Only As Good as Your War Bond Special Holyday Services Planned By Shaarey Zedek Rabbis Hershman and Adler to Alternate in Delivering Auxiliary Sermons Special supplementary High Holyday services will be held this year at Congregation Shaa- rey Zedek, officers of the syna- gogue announced this week. Dr. A. M. Hershman and Rabbi Morris Adler will alternate in delivering the sermons at the supplementary services. Rev. Jacob Silverman will again act as cantor for these services. Tickets for the supplementary services on Rosh Hashonah and Yom Kippur are already avail- abl't at the office of Shaarey Zedek, Chicago and Lawton Ayes., or by calling the office of the synagogue, TYler 4-6200. We hear that Al Jolson is en- route overseas . . . but where, is a military secret until he lights at destination. Jolson has signed for an ether show in Oc- tober for a soap company. Par- yakarkus is also in the cast. SPECIAL SAVINGS! Octogenarian. 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