THE JEWISH

Page Ten

Ludwig Lore Dies

In Lighter Vein

The Week's Best Stories

BEARD AND FACE
Zorach and Shmerel were al-
ways quarreling. One day they
met in the village barber shop.
Said Zorach: "I had a beard
like yours once, but when I
realized how it looked, I cut it
off."
Shmerel replied: "I had a face
like yours but when I realized
I couldn't cut it off, I raised a
beard to cover it."
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MUSICIAN'S MODESTY
The Milwaukee Journal relates
the following story:
Jascha Heifetz and Mischa El-
man. the violinists, were dining
together one evening. In the
middle of the meal, the waiter
placed a note on the table ad-
dressed: "To the world's great-
est violinist." Both musicians
glanced at it.
"This is for you, Mischa," said
Heifetz modestly—certain that
it was not.
"Oh, no, Jascha," protested El-
man, just as modestly. "It's for
you."
"Oh. but I insist, Mischa," said
Heifetz.
"No, no, Jascha, it's yours."
They asked the waiter to read
the note to them. He opened it.
"Dear Fritz," it began.
• • •
PRAYER OF THIRD REICH
After spending his first six
months in a concentration camp
unconverted to Nazism, one man
wrote the "Prayer of the Third
Reich" and was promptly sent-
enced to another six months. He
wrote:

Dear God, make me blind
That I may Goebbels Aryan find .
Dear God, make me deaf,
That I may believe what Goering
saith.
Dear God, make me dumb.
Lest the Brown Shirts for me come.
For i/ deaf. dumb and blind I be.
Fuelirer Hitler will love me. -
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TRAINING A "CHNORRER"
--- A wealthy merchant is walk-
ing slowly along a quiet portion
of a city street when two
"schnorrers" intercept him. Af-
ter a few moments one of them
stands aside while the other
pleads: "Could you spare a little
something so my friend could
get a bite to eat?"
The merchant asks somewhat
interestedly: "Why doesn't he
speak for himself?"
"I'm afraid he does not know
how—I am breaking him in."
• • •
A BLACKOUT FORMULA
Now that we are all facing
frequent blackoutS, it is well to
recall the fact that in England,
during the early days of the war,
our correligionists, who indulged
in card games, transliterated the
Bublical "Vayehi Erev, Vavehi
Boker," to read: "Vayehi Erev,
Vayehi Poker."

FACILITIES AT CAMP
ANISFIELD, O., FOR
YOUNG MEN, WOMEN

Camp Anisfield, located in
northern Ohio, sponsored by the
Jewish Business Girls Vacation
Club of Cleveland, in its 27th
season, will run for 10 weeks
through the Labor Day week-
end.
Located on Lake Erie at Hu-
ron, Ohio, 45 miles west of
Cleveland, Camp Anisfield offers
a varied and well balanced pro-
gram of sports, archery, swim-
ming, arts and crafts, dramatics.
and social activities, all under
competent and experienced lead-
ership.
The camp has seven acres of
beautiful grounds, a large sandy
beach, tennis courts, ping-pong
tables, volley ball, baseball,
camp fires and evening pro-
grams. Canoeing and bicycling
are available nearby.
Fees for the camp, which is
open to young men and women,
18 years of age and over, are
$19 per week plus 50c registra-
tion fee. A $2 deposit and the
registration fee are required in
advance. For further informa-
tion write direct to Camp Anis-
field, Huron, 0.

LUDWIG LORE

NEW YORK (JPS)—A life-
time of service in "the class
struggle" ended for Ludwig Lore,
newspaper man and lecturer,
when he died here at the age of
67.

News Brevities

Compiled By Independent
Jewish Press Service

AMERICA: The regulations
which affect all Soviet citizens
as regards their departure from
the U.S.S.R. are being applied to
Jews trying to leave for Pales-
tine, it was indicated in a state-
ment given to the Independent
Jewish Press Service by a spokes-
man at the Soviet Embassy in
Washington . . . Apparently
alarmed by sentiment in the
United States for a Jewish Army,
the British Government has start-
ed a drive on United States soil
to offset Zionist efforts to obtain
a Jewish force in Palestine . .
As part of a spreading pro-Arab
campaign in the United States.
an anonymous source flooded
news agencies with a card which
quoted Mohandes K. Ghandi to
the effect that "it is wrong and
inhuman to impose Jews on the
Arabs." . . . As a special project
to express sympathy with the
Red Army, the Jewish National
Workers' Alliance is sending 50.-
000 packages of cigarettes to
Russian soldiers . . . Time mag-
azine• suggested that Prussia be
made into a postwar homeland
for the Jews . . . Chester Davis,
Jewish flier, was one of four
Americans to bomb Nazi-held
Holland on the Fourth of July
. . . King Peter of Yugoslavia
praised Jewish accomplishments
in Palestine . . . Maryknoll, The
Field Afar, Catholic magazine.
called upon the Jews to be con-
verted to Christianity because
"the conversion of the world to
Christ cannot be accomplished
without Jews" . . . The Nation
reported that Gerald Winrod,
anti-Semite, had withdrawn as a
Senate candidate.
• • •
OVERSEAS: After long de-
bate, featuring violent anti-Sem-
itic talks and impassioned
speeches in defense of the Jews,
the Bulgarian Parliament adopt-
ed a bill introducing all the Ger-
man anti-Jewish laws into the
country . . . Novo Vreme, Bul-
garian newspaper, boasted that
the Nazi anti-Jewish drive in the
Ukraine is progressing ... Salon-
ika Jews, from the age of 18 to
65, have been forced to register
with the police, so that they
should be isolated from anti-
Nazi groups . . . The German
atrocities in Poland's ghettos
have won space in the neutral
press and have elicited explana-
tions in German papers, in an

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NEWS

War
Honor Roll

MISSING IN ACTION
Ensign Lionel Judah, Tachna,
23, of New York, engineering of-
ficer aboard the USS Sims, has
been missing in action since the
Battle of Coral Sea, during which
that vessel was- sunk on May 7.
Young Tachna was junior officer
on the Sims. His commanding of-
ficer was Lieut. Commander
Max Silverstein of Chicago, also
reported missing since the Coral
Sea battle. whose story was told
in a previous issue of this col-
umn. Ensign Tachna is a gradu-
ate of Far Rockaway High
School and of the University of
Michigan, where he received de-
grees as Bachelor of Arts and
Master of Business Administra-
tion.
radioman,
David Goodman,
first class, who enlisted in the
navy at the age of 17 and helped
escort General MacArthur from
the Philippines to Australia, has
been reported missing in action.
Goodman was a member of Lt.
Bluekley's mosquito boat squad-
ron in the Philippines. Only re-
cently he was decorated with the
Silver Star and Oak Leaf
Cluster.
Corporal Abraham Richstein of
Dorchester. Mass., missing in ac-
tion since the fall of the Phil-
ippines. Richstein saw action in
Bataan.
Private Manuel Weiner of
Chelsea, Masq., missing since the
fall of the Philippines. He has
been in the army since Dec. 6,
1940.
KILLED IN ACTION
Burton J. Furman, storekeep-
er, 3rd class, U.S.N., 24, of New
York City, was killed in action
during an explosion on the lost
aircraft carrier Lexington, fol-
lowing the Coral Sea battle in
May.
WOUNDED IN ACTION
Staff Sergeant Arthur Rice of
Milwaukee, Wis., was wounded
in action at Nichols Field, P. I.,
during the battle for the Phil-
ippines.
PRISONERS OF. WAR
Harry Benjamin Lebovitz,
Army Medical Corps, 28, of St.
Louis, Mo., is believed a prisoner
of the Japanese. He was on duty
with the defenders of Guam
island.
Lt. Herbert Abraham Marko-
witz, Navy Medical Corps, of
Cleveland, is believed a prisoner
of the Japanese at present. He
was on duty in the Far East.

attempt to justify the cruelties
before the German people . . .
The Belgians continued to fight
Nazi anti-Semitism when Belgian
music schools opened private
classes for Jews after Jews were
forbidden to attend the schools
proper . . .

(Copyright JPS)

Local Brevities Weizmann Sees

DR. IRA M. ALTSHULER
TO GIVE • HEALTH TALK
AT CENTER WEDNESDAY
Dr. Ira M. Altshuler will pre-
sent the second lecture in the
health series at the Jewish Com-
munity Center. Dr. Altshuler's
subject will be "The War and
Our Nerves." He will speak on
Wednesday evening, July 22, at
8:30 p. m. The meeting is open
to the public without charge.
• • •
YOUNG ISRAEL OUTING
ON SUNDAY, JULY 26
Hyman R. Cohen, chairman of
the social committee for. Young
Israel of Detroit, announces that
the yearly outing will take place
Sunday, July 26, at Bob-Lo. The
boat will leave from the Wood-
ward Ave. pier at 10 a. m. There
will be tennis matches, baseball
games and other activities for
the men and women and boys
and girls. Two hundred adult
members and 150 members of the
younger groups are expected to
take part.

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Roosevelt, Maybe
On Jewish Army

WASHINGTON (JPS) — Re-
porters on the lookout for cele.
brities visiting President Roose-
velt failed to notice the tall,
striking-looking man with th
goatee who entered the Presi-,
dent's study and remained clos
eted with him for about as muc
time as several other visitors o
the day, including Secretary oI
the Treasury Henry Morg '
thau, Admiral William D. Leah
and Thomas Lamont. The unrec
ognized visitor was Dr. Chai
Weizmann, president of the Jew'
ish Agency for Palestine, wh
unlike Congressman Michael
Kennedy, leader' of .Tamman
Hall who preceded him, issu
no statement about the nature o
his talk with the Chief Executiv
It is no secret to Capitol re
porters, however, that Dr. - Weiz
mann has spared no efforts
the last three weeks while
Washington to see every possibl
diplomat and public official t
urge the necessity of immediat
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acquiescence to his demand fo
CITIZENSHIP CLASS
a Jewish armed force in Pal
A free citizenship class is now tine as an urgent requireme
meeting at 7 p. m. on Mondays for United Nations' resistance
and Wednesdays in Room 206 the Middle East.
of Central High School, Tuxedo
and Linwood, according to
Frederick S. DeGalan, director
of the department of adult edu-
cation of the Detroit Board of
Education. The class is part of
the WPA Adult Education Pro-
ject. A certificate, which may be
On July 8, Rosenwald Post
taken to the naturalization bur- American Legion elected the fo
eau, is given upon completion lowing officers:
of the course.
Commander, Robert Morriso
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senior vice commander, Samu
COMMUNAL SUPPERS
Curtis; junior vice commande
OF U. OF M. AVUKAH
Phillip Barach; adjutant, J
More than 30 people attended Shapiro; finance officer, Albe
the third of a successful series Davis; chaplain, Israel Garme
of communal suppers sponsored historian, Leo Gold; sergeant-a
by the University of Michigan arms, Harry Teller.
chapter of Avukah, Sunday, July
12.
The supper was followed by a
musicale featuring the music of
7720 MeNICHOLS ROAD,
Ernest Bloch, outstanding Jewish
Near Santa Barbara
composer and conductor. The
Delicatessen, Appetizers and
meal was prepared by Avukah
Dairy Products
members. Profits were donated
We Dell
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to the Jewish National Fund.

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