April 24, Center to Observe In Lighter Vein Lag b'Omer, May 5 Scholars' Festival to Be Mark By Athletic Rally Pvt. William Goldstein, son of David Y. Gold- stein of Los An- geles, Calif., for- merly of De- troit, who has been in the Armed Forces for 15 months, is now stationed at the Canal Zone. He attended Northwestern High Lag b'Omer, the scholars' I The Week's Best Stories A GOERING FISH STORY A Jewish fish-vendor in the delectable third Reich trundled his barrow along, and as he trundled, he sang out "Fish, Fish; Fine Fish, Fat Fish—as fat as Goering!" . . . A Nazi over- heard him, and reported his Corp. Alfred blasphemy to the police. He was B. Lippitt, son tried for the offence, and sent to of Dr. and Mrs. six weeks' imprisonment. . . . H. S. Lippitt of Having served his sentence, he 1641 W. Phila- resumed his vending: "Fish, fish, delphia Ave., is fine fish, fat fish"—and there he stationed w i t h stopped. Another Nazi noticed the Coast Artil- him, and, thinking to catch him lery in San again, asked "How fat?" ."How Diego, Calif. He fat?" answered the vendor, wary w a s . graduated but determined not to give in, f r om Northern High School. • • • C orp. Ju1ie Sandler, son of Mr. and Mrs. Ruben Sandler, of McNichols Road, is station- ed at Camp Rob- inson, Ark. He is a graduate of Fairfax H i g h, Los Angeles, Calif., where he was an outstand- ing figure in athletics. He attended Wayne University before being called into the service. J. N. F. AUXILIARY The Ladies' Auxiliary of the Jew- ish National Fund met April 21, at the Rose Sittig Cohen build- ing, Lawton at Wildemere. There were final reports on the 1 1 th annual donor event held March 11. This being the 40th anniveisary of the founding of the Jewish Na- tional Fund, Mrs. Max J. Wohl- gelerter discussed the life of Prof. Herman Shapira, its found- Spring box clearance is now in progress under the chairmanship of Mrs. Leon Kay. ISRAEL ZANGWILL AND- "TEMPUS FUGIT!" Among the best stories told about the late Israel Zangwill is the following: The noted writer, who was also a great wit, was testing fountain-pen points and to com - pare them kept on writing on a pad the words "Tempus Fugit" (which, of course, means "time flies."). Whereupon the storekeeper remarked: "Excuse me, Mr. Fu- git,-but you do look like Israel Zangwill!" GeraldL.K.SmithAnnounces Candidacy for U. S. Senate Gerald L. K. Smith, head of the "Committee of One Million". in whose behalf claims are made in radio announcements on Sun- days that he has three and a half million followers, has announced his candidacy for the United States Senate, in opposition to Women's Clubs HOME RELIEF SOCIETY Home Relief Society will meet April 27th, at the home of Mrs. Harry Dunitz, 17536 Parkside Ave., at 1 p. m. Mrs. Morris Ad- ler will give a book review. Mrs. Albert Silber, chairman of war relief activities announces that Home Relief Society will sponsor a benefit for Russian and Chinese war relief. MARSHALL AUXILIARY Final plans for the annual luncheon and shower to be given by the North Woodward branch of the Jewish Women's European Welfare Organization, to raise funds for the maintenance of 350 little orphan girlsiin the General Israel Home in Palestine, will be made at a meeting to be held Tuesday, April 28, at 12:30 p. m., at the home of Mrs. A. Gleicher, 3023 Fullerton Ave. For six years the organization has sponsored these orphans. Lact year, $900 was raised, and so far this year, $500 has been donated. The date of the shower has been changed from April 21 to Tuesday. June 2. Mrs. Anna Goldberg is chairman; Mrs. Ida Schultz, co-chairman; and Mrs. R. B. Newman and Mrs. Joseph Robins complete the committee. The event will take place at Bnai Moshe. At a meeting, April 16, at the home of Mrs. Adolph Smilo, Clements Ave., the following of- ficers were elected: Mrs. Anna Goldberg, president; Mrs. A. Gleicher, first vice-president; Mrs. A. Kurzman, second vice- president; Mrs. E. Weisman, third vice-president; Mrs. Aaron Green, treasurer; Mrs. A. B. Knoppow, recording and finan- cial secretary, and Mrs. S. Cohen, corresponding secretary. Mrs. Ida Schultz is chairman for the in- stallation which will be held May 5. "as fat as it was six weeks ago!" and he continued on his rounds. • • • The Business and Professional Women's Auxiliary of Bnai Brith invites members and their friends to attend an open meet- ing Tuesday, April 28, at the Bnai Moshe at 8:15 p. m. Rabbi Jacob Nathan of Bnai Moshe will be the speaker of the evening. The Wayne University Players under the direction of Prof. Rich- ard Dunham will present "The War Catches Up With the Jones- es". Refreshments and a social hour will follow. Plans are nearing completion for the Mothers' Day banquet to be held May 13 at the Jewish Center. The Russian Dance Group and Mandolin Orchestra will furnish entertainment. Res- ervations can be made by call- ing Eve Hirsh, TO. 5-9567. the liberal New Dealer, Prentiss M. Brown. The Rev. Smith, whose name has been linked with anti-Sem- ites, devoted last Sunday's radio broadcast to a discussion of his candidacy. At one time Rev. Smith, former Methodist minister, was associated with Father Coughlin. He was a close associate of the late Huey Long. POLICE ORDER PHOTOS CLEVELAND (JPS)—On the or de r s of Mayor Frank J. Lausch, police photographed par- ticipants in a meeting addressed here by Gerald L. K. Smith, head of the "Committee of One Mil- lion", charged with anti-Semit- ism. Pictures were stored in a vault at the police station. Cleve- land police have been told to take pictures of audiences at all meet- ings called by groups hostile to the United States. Katz and Mrs. Julius Hackman. The Infants Service Group is well represented in other phases of war work. Mrs. Joseph Segal, Mrs. Louis Fried and Mrs. H. J. Fifteen teams from the Pisgah tival, which falls, this year, Lodge No. 34, Bnai Brith Bowl- Tuesday, May 5, will be eel ing League, will vie for honors brated in the Jewish Communi at the Michigan Bnai Brith Bowl- Center on the afternoon of S ing Tourney to be held at Grand day, May 3. Rapids, April 26. The meet will be attended by lodges through- out the state and prizes will be given for singles and team events. The 'Michigan Bnai Brith Council Cup' will be awarded to the highest team. Awards will be made at a banquet to be held at the Pant:and Hotel. Chartered buses will leave at 8 a. m. Sunday from the Bowl- O-Drome on Dexter Ave. Captained by Al Sklare, Pis- gah's five-man team that won first place at the National Tour- ney held at Columbus, will ap- pear at the state tournament. Officers of the league who will attend include: Ira G. Kaufman, president; Sam Maza, past-pres- ident; Milton Weinstein, vice- president; Albert Goldberg, trea- surer; Elias Goldberg, secretary; Harry Schwartz, Al Sklare and at 2:30 p. rn. There will be d onstrations of high jumpin weight lifting, fencing, basketba free throw, first aid techniqu and Palestinian dances. A b ketball game and a potato ra are csheduled. Center Boy Scou will present colors. The pledge allegiance to the flag and th Maccabean oath will be taken. Lag b'Omer goes back in Jew ish history to the revolt of Ba Kochba against the Romans i the year 135. There will be no admissio charge to the Lag B'Omer Mace biad at the Jewish Cornmunit Center, Woodward at Holbroo BENNY GOLDBERG IN 10 ROUND BOUT MONDAY - Ben Dolgin of the advisory Benny board. Phil Rothschild will han- weight and featherweight acnhta : die the publicity releases. .pion of Michigan; has been sign Synthetic German Race Is Advocated CAMBRIDGE, Mass. (JPS) I A proposal offered as "the only imeans of preventing a recur- ' rence of worldwide conflict," was suggested here by Dr. Ear- nest_ A. Hooton, Harvard anthro- pologist, who stated that a "syn- thetic race of German people" should be made up of non-Ger- manics from other countries to displace the present German stock. ed for a 10-round feature bou at the Arena Gardens next Mon day night against any formidabl opponent Promoter Nick Lond can obtain for the bout. FLOWERS OF HOPE SEEDS OF VICTORY! Vital for the stragetic position of the United Nations is the de- fense of the Middle East, includ- ing Paestine. Whatever tends to fortify this zone of the demo- cratic front serves the cause of Victory. An understanding of this significant fact will be fostered through the observance in Jew- ish communities throughout the nation of Palestine Flower Week. May 9 to May 17. Millman are Gray Ladies and Mrs. Samuel Merson, Mrs. Mau- Faith arid works are like the rice Wittus and Mrs. Jarvis Cap- light and heat of a candle; they lan are giving their time to the cannot be separated.—Beaumont. Blood Donor Bank of the Ameri- can Red Cross. The next meeting of the group will be held April 27 at the home of Mrs. Joseph King, 2693 Cal- vert Ave., when plans will be discussed for a luncheon and bridge party, May 27 at Kern's INFANTS SERVICE GROUP Mrs. Samuel G. Bank, presi- auditorium. A mammoth athletic rally show is being planned to place in the Center Gymnasi Cleaning Repa iring Remodeling 1420 FARMER at East Grand River RA. 7941 WALTER'S Washington Blvd. at Clifford dent of the Infants Service PRENZLAUER GROUP Group, announces that the fol- The Eva Prenzlauer Maternity lowing members have completed Aid has made contributions to their Motor Corps course given the Allied Jewish Campaign and by the American Red Cross: Mrs. the Chinese Relief Fund. 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