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DETROIT JEWISH CHRONICLE

Thursday, October 8, 1919

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2827 CADILLAC TOWER

'RUBBISH DRUMS

ASII AND RUBBISH DRUMS. TwO
dollars delivered. Matt Dean. Phone
GA. 94274 or KE. 1-1193.

WO. 1-1040

WALL WASHING

LOST AND FOUND

CARPENTRY

MALE SPITZ dog, all white, medium
sine. Answers to "Buddy." Lost Fri-
day. Linwood and Calvert $50 re-
ward. TO. 8-3337.

1. SCHWARTZ & CO.
CARPENTER-CONTRACTOR
"No Job too Big or too Small"
TY. 7-7758
UN. 2-6329

SPOTLESS WALL WASHING. Expert
workers; 1 day service. TY. .8-5860.

PERSONAL

CORNICE BOARDS

WINDOW CLEANING

YOUNG MAN from Europe desires ac•
quaintance of young lady 18 to 24.
Object matrimony. Enclose photo.
Box 299. Detroit Jewish Chronicle.

LOVELY YOUNG lady, 5 ft. tall, 28,
wishes to meet eligible Jewish gen-
tleman, 5 ft. 6 in., 5 ft. 7 in.; veteran
or non-veteran. Object matrimony.
Box 297, Detroit Jewish Chronicle.

TRANSPORTATION

DRIVING to Los Angeles about Oct
11. Can take passenger who will
help drive, UN. 4-3307.

rs

CROWN CORNICE CO.

APTS. & FLATS WANTED

CORNICE BOARDS
Drapes and Upholstering
Breakfast Nooks
Lowest Prices
TE. 4-5359

RESPONSIBLE COUPLE, 2 children,
need 5 or 6-room flat or house. TO.
8-0017.

SALESGIRLS WANTED for women
and children's specialty store.
Apply in person. Janet's, 9019 12th.

DRIVING LESSONS

GOOD COOK for elderly lady in small
apt. in Cleveland, Ohio. UN. 1-2643.

REWARD. Employed couple desire 3.
room apt. No children. Northwest
section. Call after 5 p. In. TY. 7-9325.

WANTED by laighly respectable people
CUSTOM MADE draperies and slip
a lower 5 or 6-room flat. Dexter sec-
covers. Beautiful selection of fab-
tion. 3 adults. TO. 8-1379 or TO.
rics. Reasonably priced. Workman-
98969.
ship guaranteed. Call Shirlee, Tux-
edo 2-5000.
4 OR 5 ROOM unfurnished Apt. or in-
come. Adults. Reasonable rent. Be-
DRESSMAKING
fore 3. TR. 3-3430, after 4 TY. 6-7021.

DRESSMAKING - Ladies dresses,
suits and coats made to order. Have
beautiful lines of material. Also al-
terations. Reasonable prices. TY, 7-
1855. 9445 McQuade. .

FEMALE HELP WANTED

`

MALE HELP WANTED

SPOTLESS window cleaning. Storms
cleaned and hung. Screens removed.
TY 8-5860.

DRAPERIES AND SLIPCOVERS

DRIVING to Florida between Oct. 15-
20, desire gentleman to help drive.
No charge for passage. Olds-liydra-
matic. Colen, CH. 5200 after II a.m.

WALL WASHING and paper cleaning
done by professional people, satis-
faction guaranteed. LO. 2-3906.

AUTO DRIVING lessons, professional
instructors. Clients called for and re-
turned. Harris Driving School.

UN, 4-6050

DRIVING LESSONS

APT.. FLAT or income desperately
needed for couple without children.
UN. 4-4728.

-

REFINED VETERAN and wife urgent-
ly need Apt. or flat. TY. 8-2848.

RESPONSIBLE ADULTS desire 5 or
6-room flat. TO. 6-7778.

APTS. & FLATS FOR RENT

FURNISHED 6-room home. Winter
months. 2645 Fleet. TU. 3-0821.

Name Chancres Snarl Israelis

THE

ADOPTION of Hebrew
names by Israeli citizens has
assumed mass proportions. The
following is based on fact:
The director-general of one
ministry, who had recently un-
dergone his patronymic trans-
formation, found himself plagued
by phone calls addressing
a
name lie could not recognize.
With mounting impatience, he
kept replying "wrong number,
w.ang number, get off the wire,"
etc., and he was becoming pro-
gressively more apolectic until
memory returned.
"Oh," he moaned. "It's been
me all the time."
•

IT IS SAID that a very ig-
norant man (ince had a valuable

prayerbook with a big commen-
tary around the margin explain-
ing every point of interest in the
prayers. But the man could not
understand a word.

One day he was visited by a
scholar who happened to see the
prayerbook, and was surprised to
find such a volume in the pos-
session of an ignoramus. He ap-
preciated its value and asked
the owner if he would sell it.

"Not for any money," the man
replied,

"But of what use is the com-
mentary to you?" asked the
THIS IS THE STORY about scholar. "I don't suppose you
the first cease-fire order which understand a word of it."
"That's true," admitted the
the Jews and the Arabs received
from the United Nations,
other, "but I'll tell you why I
The Jews in one sector of Pal- keep it."
estine were accused of having
"Why?"
failed to comply with the order.
"Well, we have a lot of book-
Congressman Geller, who at the
worms and previously they have
time was in Palestine, has an
always eaten into the text so
explanation for the incident.
that I couldn't say may prayers
According to the congressman,
properly because my Siddurim
the Jewish commander was a
always had holes in them. But
Litvak and when he received the
this Siddur has such a big com-
order to "Cease fire," he thought
mentary round the margin that
it meant "Shiss," (Fire), and so
tl..! worms never reach the text
he poured it on harder.
at all."
•

THE "HERO" OF this story is
IN A RECENT ISSUE of the
Samuel Flor, husband of the
popular accordionist-vocalist. He "Zionist Record" it was stated
5-ROOM LOWER flat for adults only. and his wife endured the hor-
that in Israel they divide the
Must be willing to decorate. Webb,
Experienced, male or female. Must
W. of Dexter. Box 296, Detroit Jew- rors of six German concentra- population into three categories-
LEARN TO DRIVE in a dual
work Sunday 9-1 p.m.
ish Chronicle.
tion camps, and repeatedly saw
control 1949 Ford Automobile.
optimists, pessimists and "nissi-
UN. 4-0024, After 6'P. M.
FREE pick up and return 6-ROOM MODERN upper limited flat. all their friends wiped out while
North of 6 Mile. $125. UN. 4-8257.
mists" (from the word "Nism,"
they
miraculously
survived.
service.
Finally, in the sixth camp, or- miracles). Here is one of the
5 ROOM upper flat with gas heat.
TO. 9-6200
Adults only. TY. 8-1034.
ACCOUNTANT and controller with ex-
ders were issued to liquidate all miracle stories:
ecutive ability. Prefer college grad
uate. Excellent Opportunity for right
BEAUTIFUL 6 room upper. Webb- the professional men and women
Rabbi S. B. Shulman, of Je-
man. Replies confidential. State edu
ELECTROLYSIS
Lawton. Tile kitchen, 2 baths. stall and "intellectuals" among the
cation. experience, salary. BOK 298
rusalem reported that Chief
shower. oil heat. Children welcome.
Detroit Jew ish Chronicle.
$87.00. No calls Sat. or Sun. TO. prisoners. Only laborers were to Rabbi Herzog told him of many
UNWANTED HAIR removed forever,
5-6046.
be spared-for awhile. There was miracles reported by command-
safely by last short nave method or
SITUATIONS WANTED Female multiple electrolysis. Faster, painless, WILL RENT 5 room furnished flat one exception-doctors.
ers in the field. Some of these
until May 1. Call evenings after 7
no scars. Open eves. Jennie Wohl-
So Samuel Flor, who holds a commanders have now become
p. rn. or Sunday TY. 4-1579.
WOMAN WANTS day work Tues..
man, 2490 Calvert, near Linwood.
doctor
of
music
degree
from
the
Wed., Times. References. TY. 7-5076.
deeply pious men.
TO. 8-1475,
Budapest Cbilservatory, said he
ROOMS FOR RENT
MIDDLE-AGED woman desires posi-
One of the stories is as follows:
was a doctor.
tion as governess to children. Local ELECTRIC REPAIRS
LARGE FURNISHED bedroom in home
One night the Arab Legion
references_ Call evenings after 6
"What
manner
of
doctor
are
of
elderly
couple.
Northwest
sec-
'
p rn. VE. 5-6869.
ELECTRICAL WORK. Refrigerators,
made a strong attack on an
tion.
Good
transportation.
Gentleman
you?"
he
was
asked.
Quickly,
he
lamps, vacuum cleaners, motors, etc.
preferred. TO. 6-6118.
INTELLIGENT middle-aged woman
P Gran, TY. 7-0331. All kinds of
declared that he was a dentist. Israeli position on Mount Zion.
repairs.
wishes position in southern resort as
FURNISHED
room.
Eimiloyed
gentle-
So they told him to get to work The Jewish soldiers were sur-
companion to elderly lady or couple.
man or lady. Quiet home. UN. 3-8255.
Will prepare meals, Box 300 Detroit FURNITURE REPAIRING
-as a dentist-upon Nazi of- rounded. They walked into the
Jewish Chronicle.
ROOM IN 6 room flat. Small family. ficers. He did, but first he in- cave of King David's grave,
RUBEL'S UPHOLSTERING
Lady or gentleman. Good trans-
RESPONSIBLE middle aged woman .
sisted upon having two assistants, Which is situated in that area,
portation. TO. 52990.
Any
kind
of
furniture
made
to
order
, available any evenings as baby sit
Including complete Hollywood beds.
and for one of these he selected and offered prayers to the king
ter. WE 5-49(19. .,
Every lob custom built. Reuphol- FRONT BEDROOM, nicely furnished. his wife.
entreating him to go forth in
Gentleman
only.
3002
Richton.
TO.
stering, repairing. First class work-
8 1595.
They found a Russian book on battle before them as he had
SITUATIONS WANTED MALE
manship 11629 Linwood Ave , be-
tween Burlingame and Webb. TUIsa ---
dentistry, but they couldn't read done in the days of his kingdom.
3-0285. •
NICE CLEAN room. 2561 Sturtevant
After that they turned towards
near Linwood. Gentleman preferred. Russian. However, a translation
TO.
9-9449.
was available in one of the the enemy, but suddenlY . the at-
EXPERIENCED SALESMAN LAMP SHADES AND LAMPS
NICE FURNISHED room for gentle- languages they understood, so tack stopped and the Israeli• sol-
With new ear; employed, married,
LAMPS REPAIRED. Vases and
man. Good transportation. Leslie they deciphered the Russian diers managed to take some
dependable • desires connection to
near Lawton. TO. 6-5521.
statues made into lamps. Floor
surrounding business as salesinaii,
book's instructions • on how to prisoners.
lamps
converted into torchieres. LARGE FRONT room, gentleman pull teeth.
f•
collector or insestigator. Box 30),
An Arab officer who was cap-
Shades on hand and made to
preferred. 2 adults. Unlimited tele-
Detroit .lese ish Chronicle.
Thereafter, "Dr.': Flor pulled tured during the battle, asked
phone. Good transportation. TY.
order; cleaned and re-covered.
5-5435.
Nazi teeth-and how he enjoyed whether the Jews take very. old
Terin's Appliance Shop, 12230
Linwood. TO. 8-7205.
NICE ROOM and kosher meals for it. Regardless what ailed a Nazi men into their army. He then
MALE AND FEMALE
middle-aged gentleman. Monterey sent to him, even if merely it
told the Jewish soldiers that
near Lase ton. 'nekton. TO. 8 8820.
MICS. FOR SALE
HELP WANTED .
was an ache in a big toe, Dr. during the attack there suddenly
PLEASANTLY furnished room for em- Flor pulled his teeth.
appeared on the mountain a
ployed middle-aged woman, TE.
He said it was the most en- grey-haired old man who•. began
4-6321.
A RELIABLE SERVICE
SOLD OUR HOME •
joyable job he ever had. He to threaten them. They directed
Rust sell very high grade. bealati-
Established 29 Years
NICE ROOM for girl. Kitchen privi-
leges Webb near Dexter. WE. 4 2976 loved to make the Nazis wince their fire against him, but did
ful thing, dining room. bedroom.
OFFICE - TECHNICAL - SALES
•or TV. 7-7912.
with pain.-And it .was the best
recreation room furniture. Electric
not succeed in hurting hint, and
Men - Women - Boys - Girls
stoic and refrigerator. Open Sun-
day I-3.
WOMAN or 2 girls or couple for room possible way to save his life- that is how they lost their battle,
with twin beds. Kitchen privileges. and his wife's too.
Detroit Select Service Bur.
The Israeli soldiers were con-
TY.. 7-0856.
1216 LAFAYETTE BUILDING
18277 Cherrylawn
vinced that the grey-haired old
'LARGE FURNISHED room for single
-
-
REAL ESTATE FOR SALE
man must have been King David
person or couple. Kitchen privileges.
COUPLE OR MAN to Work in funeral SOLID WALNUT dining room bet. knee
TO. 9-6113.
in person.
hole buffet, French style Perfect
home. Must live on premises. Main-
FOR SALE-Bayles-6 Mile; i, Mimes(
condition. 9291 N. Martindale. TE.
tain building; also drive cars. TY.
• • •
in spacious 2 fiat. upper 3 bed:minis.
BEAUTIFUL ROOM for young gentle-

GROCERY and FRUIT and
VEGETABLE CLERK

ARROW DRIVING
SCHOOL

4-6764.

7-4520.

DOMESTIC HELP AVAILABLE MOVING

DOMESTIC HELP available by day or
week Reliable Jones Employment.
TEmple 1-1010.

All CitT Moving Co.

FIELDS EMPLOYMENT

LARGE NEW MODERN VANS; piano
hoisting; storage and crating. 14948
Meyers. VE. 8-0010.
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MUSIC LESSONS

Colored couples Cooks, Maids,
Chauffeurs Janitors,
Caretakers. Porters
Day or Week

MUSIC LESSONS. Sax, clarinet, flute,
trumpet, trombone. Beginners or ad-
vanced students. MR. I. GLASS, TO.
6-4269 or WO. 2-1308

TR. 3-7770

Business Card

ALTERATIONS

PIANO LESSONS at my studio. Good
transportation. Excellent references.
Mrs. Marie Loeffler. WE 5-3725.

OLD CLOTHES

ANY OLD CLOTHES wanted - Best
prices paid for men's suits, topcoats•
and shoes. TYler 4-3623.

ALTERATIONS, fittings by appoint - PAINTING & DECORATING
ment in your home Neat work Rea-
sonable. Call Mrs. Zee. TO. 9-0307 PAINTING - DECORATING contractor,
interior-exterior, kitchen and bath,
$30. J. B. Dresser, TO 7-0756. If no
BUILDING ALTERATIONS
answer. TO 9-7980.

BRICK WORK of all kinds; new and
repair lobs; porches; cement.
Barak. 3770 Edison. TY, 11-0640. I.

A-1 PAINTING, paper hanging. in-
ter ior and exterior.
K. Parker. WA.
34931

NICE 3-ROOM apt. available, with
purchase of furniture. Reasonable.
TO. 5-9040.

man. Gas heat, automatic hot water
heater, unlimited telephone. Garage
optional. Good transportation. TO.
8-1475.

2 baths, 2 porches, separate base-
ments. UN. 2-2352

APTS. & FLATS TO SHARE

BUSINESS GIRL lo share apt. with
young lady. Excellent transportation.
Call Sunday or evenings after 8 p. m.
TY. 6-7980.

WILL SHARE newly decorated mod-
ern 4-room Apt Couple or single
person. TV. 5-8569 or VE 5-6046.

BUSINESS GIRL will „share tier Apt.
with employed girl. TY. 6-1772.

BUSINESS woman, alone, wishes to
shame her modern, splendidly lo-
cated Apt. with another woman.
Every convenience. TY. 8-1729.

COLLINGWOOD. between Lawton
and Wildernere. Brick single. 4
spacious bedrooms, sun
room,
natural fireplace, tile bath and
shower, extra lavatories down.
Automatic heat, side drive. ga-
rages. Outside awnings. $3,000
down. VI. 3-7800. Dawn Real
Estate.

EXCHANGE TENANCY

6-ROOM FLAT to exchange for 3-room
apt., Dexter section. Adults only.
TO. 9-2337.

REAL ESTATE FOR SALE

18674 WISCONSIN-Owner must sell b-
room colonial: 3 bedrooms, large
porch, finished basement and recrea-
tion room, carpets and drapes. UN.

17374 PRAIRIE

New 3 bedroom Engll , h, renter en-
trance, front library, gas heat.
Open Sunday I-C.

Chas. M. Canvasser ti Sons
UN. 3-0594 - UN. 3-9687

A RABBI WAS driving in the
country. He blew his horn, but
before he could stop the car he
hit a calf and killed it. The
farmer was very angry and
wanted to make him pa. for it.

He protested, saying. "It was
the calf's fault.' You saw it
yourself."

The farmer replied, "You
frightened it. "hy did you blow
such a terribly loud horn for
such a terribly little calf?"

A BABY RABBIT pestered its
mother to death all day long
with its questions. Finally the
exasperated mother turned on
the rabbit in anger which it
could curb no longer.

"Okay," she said, "you were
'pulled out of a magician's hat.
Now will you quit asking ques-
tions?"

(A World News Services Feature)

