triday, October 1, 1948 Ancients Foresaw the Doom of Bevin Page Forty-three DETROIT JEWISH CHRONICLE A Happy New Year be You All and carve you up like a chick- DP, Doctors, Dentists en. " "Yes," said the man. "Let me Plead for New Homes MUNICH (WNS)—Hundreds of see you do something." Greetings ... The highwayman realized he Jewish physicians, dentists and must act quickly. He extended pharmacists interned in DP • his arm with the knife in it camps in Germany are seeking then paused a moment looking, places to emigrate to. , at the knife. "0 God," he said, • ThO International Refugee Or- "I can't do anything. It's a ganization will soon submit a list of qualified medical person- 'milchige' knife." nel to all countries interested in —o— admitting Displaced Persons as THE SYNAGOGUE center immigrants. 36254 Annapolis publication carried the following announcement: • WAYNE, MICH. ChronicM social and club news Flies to Freedom Jewish Highwayman Finds Self Mixed Up ENOT FOUNDRY IN AN ADDRESS the other day a Zionist leader said that the Jews of ancient times had foreseen the troubles with Bevin. "How was that?" he was BAGELS AND LOX deadline is noon Mondays. asked. will be discontinued as a Sunday ••■■■■■■■ "Well," he said, "it was plain morning breakfast item that the Jews had foreseen the COFFEE AND DOUGHNUTS troubles Bevin was to make for will be served instead. them from the fact that Jewish "Aha!" said Uncle Avrohom, theology always envisaged two "Assimilation!" Messiahs: a 'Mosheeach ben Da- MRS. RACHEL ZIEGLEROVA, (A WOrili New. Service Feature) vid' and a 'Mosheeach ben Jo. right, a survivor of Nazi ter- 700 S. Dix seph'. The Mosheeach ben Da- ror, is greeted upon her ar- vid was to redeem us from rival in the U. S. by her Best Wishes 'Golus' and the Mosheeach ben daughter, Mrs. Helen Turbiner Joseph was to free us from the of New York. Mrs. Rachel Zie- glerova was flown to this For A GREETINGS .. 'Baale-Golus'." (The word "Baale Goleh" country with 33 other refugees Happy New Year by the United Service for New means a truck driver and Bev- Americans and the Joint Dis- in was at one time head of tribution Committee. the British truckmen's union). GREETINGS . ACE IRON & METAL CO. —0— GRANDMOTHER was show- ' ing off her grandchild before a group of women in the butcher shop: "Maynard'l, show the nice la- dies how you can count in Jew- ish. Come on now: Eins, tzwei, drei . ." The child picked up the count: "Fir, finf, zeks, siben, acht, nine, tzen, Jack, Queen, King. , ." WAGS OF the Haganah THE WAGS unit were busy philosophizing. "It's all a matter of fate," re- marked a young man. "Every bullet has an invisible inscrip- tion of the name of the man for whom it is meant, and he can't escape it." One of the fellows then made his way to the door. "Where are you going to?" "To the registry office to change my name." —o— THIS IS THE story of a Jew- ish highwayman. This particular Jew had always been a plain and humble worker—very poor. He had been content to go along this way for many years, but all of a sudden, he became am- bitious. He would be a highway- man, nothing less. . So he picked up one of his wife's knives and went out on a lonely road to wait for his first customer. Pretty soon a man came along. A HAPPY NEW YEAR "Sholom Aleichem," said the highwayman. "I want to tell you that tins a hold-up, and unless you give me all your money right away, I'll take this knife Greetings A & J MARKET 10226 DEXTER Happj. New Year! AETNA Smelting & Refining Co. • TE. 1-3266 1826 Illinois ACME CHAIR CO. VI 1-0983 CADILLAC SQUARE FRUIT CO. 2439 RUSSELL New Year's Greetings ENTERPRISE HEAT AND POWER WALTER CYTACKI, President 4610 WOODWARD TE. 1-6066 TR. 3-1100 9127 Conant DETROIT, MICHIGAN New Year's Greetings ... DEXTER-FULLERTON MARKET 12540 DEXTER at Fullerton ROSH HASHONAH GREETINGS TO ALL GREETINGS . CREAM OF MICHIGAN CAFE TY. 4-9825 8621 TWELFTH STREET Rosh Hashona ► Greetings Clyde E. Hornung, Inc. To All ... Quality Shoes for Children of All Ages BRILLIANT MUSIC COMPANY HUGH DEAN General Motors Bldg. 4606 CASS Rook 14ashoosais Gree4Ings 'S• Fisher. Building IDEAL CABINET CORPORATION GREETINGS EXTENDS NEW YEAR'S GREETINGS Detroit Insurance Agency Krun-Chee Potato Chip Co. 4924 JOY RD. TY. 46032 Fisher Bldg. TR. 2-3300 7722 JOY ROAD HO. 0022