Friday, October 1, 1948 Leibowitz Tells One on Lawyers Widow Communes With Mate's Spirit UDGE SAMUEL Leibowitz, who enjoyed a strange and J wonderful reputation when he was a lawyer, likes to tell this joke about the profession. While in court one day, he was questioning the wife of a notorious burglar and strong- arm crook. "And you knew. this man was a crook when you married him?" he asked. "OH, yes," said the woman calmly. "I knew." "Then why did you marry him?" asked the clever lawyer. "Well, it was time I was get- HAPPY NEW YEAR • General Electric SIGN CO. 2451 GRAND RIVER WO 2-4456 DETROIT Ling married, and the only other offer I had was from a lawyer." AN ADVERTISEMENT ADVERTISEMENT ap- peared in a health magazine, reading: "Here's a good test for your stomach muscles. Clasp your hands over your head and place your feet together on the floor. Now bend to the right at the waist as you sit down to the left of your feet. Plow, by sheer muscular con- trol, haul yourself up, bend to the left, and sit down on the floor to the right of your feet. Keep this up and let us know the result." The first postcard received said: 'hernia." —0-- THE HUSBAND of a grumpy old woman died and she mourn- ed his passing loudly and sin- cerely. Some friends convinced her she might console herself if she tried to commune with her hus. band's spirit and gave her the address of a charlatan in the neighborhood who claimed she could put mourners in touch with the decetsed. Greetings from . MR. & MRS. PIIILLIP SHIENER AND FAMILY Rosh Hashonah Greetings Michigan Scrap Iron & Metal Co. 1551 Caniff—G.T.R.R. Siding JERUSALEM (WNS)—As a former Canadian, Dr. Bernard Joseph, military governor of Je- rusalem is disappointed in Cana- da's failure to recognize the new State of Israel. "I am very attached to Cana- da and I am rather puzzled by her hesitation in recognizing us. "Lester Person who headed the Canadian delegation to Lake Success, was most helpful. He showed great statesmanship and a clear understanding of our problem. "South Africa immediately rec- ognized us. But I am personally disappointed about Canada." Tell your friends about the Chronicle — the INTERESTING Jewish weekly. The names of these newspap*rs and magazines published by Jewish Dr's in the American zone of Germany typify the spirit of 'these displaced Jews whose cultural revival is being aided by the United Jewish Appeal. "New World," "Freedom" and "Jewish Way" are some of the names on the mastheads. Greetings of the Season Best Wishes came from. "Wait until Daddy conies home and he'll tell you all about it," she said. When Daddy Marcus came home he was pushed into the living room with his small son where he proceeded to tell with much embarrassment and in the simplest words, the facts of life. After an hour the harassed parent emerged leading a du- bious and plainly disappointed Junior by the hand. Ilis mother asked him, after a few minutes, what had Greetings .. . Detroit Live Fish Co. 9515 Oakland TOwnsend 8-2830 Joseph Puzzled by Canada Delay DP's Build Free Press in. Reich "What's it like in heaven?" asked the widow. "Heaven," exclaimed Mottel. When "communication" was "I'm not in heaven!" established, the widow asked: —0— "Mottel, are you happy?" MRS. MARCUS considered "I'm very happy," said Mot- herself very modern, but even tel's "spirit." she was astounded when her "Are you happier than with little boy came back from his me on earth?" very first day at school and "Far happier," came the re- asked his mother where he ply. Page Forty-one JEWISH CHRONICLE aroused his interest in so deli- cate a subject. To All for a Happy and Joyous New Year "Oh, nothing much, Morn," he said. "It's just that the kid who sits next to me in school said he came from the-Bronx." (A H. JACOBSON COAL COMPANY World News Service Feeture) . • 1971 THEODORE WA. 1-3617 Chronicle social and club news deadline is noon Mondays. Greetings SANFORD CLEANERS & DYERS HO 9545 9853 Grand River New Year's Greetings and nest Wishes to All s.* ANN1S FURS LIBRARY AT E. GRAND RIVER Established 1887 New Year's Greetings Rosh Hashonah Greetings To All DUNITZ MANAGEMENT CO. Rosh Hashonah Greetings and Best Wishes to All .. . 1210 David Stott Building RA. 3574 Laundry Workers International Union 129 AFL 270 HALTINER VI. 2-1746 and Best Wishes to All JOHN F. IVORY Storage Company, Inc. LOCAL and LONG DISTANCE MO\ 1NG • PAINT & VARNISH WORKS TW 2-1900 5400 E. Nevada GREAT LAKES IRON •& METAL CO. New Year's Greetings 8035 Woodward Ave. L'Shono Toro Tikuseru! MAC-O-LAC MAdison 3960 Greetings New Year's Greetings from WJLB ELECTRICAL SURPLUS CO. 31ST FLOOR, DAVID BRODERICK TOWER 5130 14th St. WO. 5-2000 .-- r