Friday, April 30, 1918 DETROIT atWISII CHRONICLE Page Fourteen .........wa, • • • ,,,,,,,, ""/, ■•■ w......W".e.e.,iesssr.s..•••••••■•••"•"•••"'"'"'""•"......ms.semse.m•••••sessiM•Wa t 1Chronicle Want Ads Bring Results Classified Ads Accepted up to 10 A.M. Wednesday Rates: 6c Per Word. Minimum Charge $1,00, Payable in Advance of Publication CA. 1040 548 WOODWARD PERSONAL LAMP SHADES AND LAMPS TALI, man in the forties would like t o make friends. Box 82, Detroit Jew. ish Chronicle. FEMALE HELP WANTED YOUNG PEReiCe, STE No-BoGE K I.; Eli. ER. general since work, 5 day week. Ii:xper nolo& Write Box 81, Detroit Chronicle. Jew room not board WILL EXcl A NI for light liounework at lake front ee adults. Teter SUMrot loge. Three 6-7186, EXPE it I ENcED SALESLADY for neigh- borhood vi oletite. epeelaity shop. Top salary and comnaselon. Many other great ails en tages for the right party. See NI r. Pollak 6511 14th Street. Seik's. o dress & I millinery EXPER saleslady part time or full time. linery, 4850 Michigan Ave. Roselyn M✓ TA. 5-790e, MALE HELP WANTED WANTEI experienced salesman with ear, Can make a nice living. Box 86, Ii-troll Jewish Chronicle. BOOKK EEPER, experienced, for small oho, 501110 typing. Good opportunity for advancement. UN. 1-1155. EXPERIENCED man to take charge of sort ing Sorting dirty wipers and Detroit Sanitary Rag mixed rags. Co., 1147 Mullett. CHEF wanted for Kosher-style res- taurant. Enter as an employee or as a partner for • email Investment. Write Jewish Chronicle, Box 82. SITUATIONS WANTED-Female ADULT family need nicely tut nIshist flat or home, PIS. toolna or more. Sig months rent in *ph alive. Best ref - TO. 8-4109, erenreS. THE O TIIREE adults want furnished or un- furnished flat or apt. Call l'Y. 7-7257. LAMPS REPAIRED. Vases and statues made into lamps. Floor lamps converted into torchieres. Shades on hand and made to order; cleaned and re-covered. Term's Appliance Shop, 12230 Linwood, TO. 8-7205. JESTER I oUPLE wit h baby girl wants apt., tall TO. 9-5181. Income or flat. young couple urgently need AMIABLE 5 room flat or rui none, Northwest Section preferred. Will deco' ate. TO 8-0902. NEW '48 car, list prier, In exchange for 5 or 6 region flat or Income. To. 8-3960. LA:MP QUIZ lines your lamp need repair? WIA you had a new style torchlere Instead of that old style floor lamp? ke to have that figurine 3. Would you or vase made into a lovely table lanai? ANSWERS Phone SUPERIOR LIGHTING CO. TYler 8-2323 8941 Linwood AVOW° We pick up and deliver. 1. 2. MOVING All City Moving Co. LARGE NEW, MODERN VANS; piano hoisting; storage and crating. 14948 Meyers. VE. 8-0010. PLAT wanted for young couple with 10 week old baby. For Information call TO. 9-9712. TED I couple, needs 2 Is•droom EM Will deco- apt. or flat, no children. 110. 4308. rate. COUPLE with infant desire 6 or 6 TB. 1-3371. room flat. YOUNG couple desire three or 4 room Neill &mire- Will decorate. Income. TY. 7-9739. ( late. INDUSTRIAL engineer and fiance seek any unfurnished 3 or 4 rout, awaits ment or In, ome, available In May or Jane. 7 17 27 . 7-2052. OLD CLOTHES-WANTED WORK !NG couple desire two or three roodi apt. Furnished or unfurnished. Nort hweet Section preferred. Call WE. 4-8012 or TY 4-4754. ANT OLD CILOTIIES wanted - Best prices paid for men's suits. topcoats and shoes. Tyler 4-3635. CHEVROLET at list Klee In exchange for 5 or 8 room flat or house. TO. 6-0648. PAINTING & DECORATING WANTED 2 bedroom apt. or flat for best references. TO. adUl ta, quiet 9-5785. PAINTING and Papering. TY. 4-3403, 4631 Vancouver. DILLARD BROTHERS - Interior and exterior painting and wall cleaning. Free estimate. Complete home wall- cleaning. One-day service. TWInbrook 3-1081. exterior. and Interior l'AINTING, Arches built, floor sanding Complete WE. Licensed. decorating service. WANTED, 6 or 7 room lower flat or on. Russell house to rent. N.W.section. Woods preferred. Business man, wife & 6 year old child. TY. 6-0963. A YOUNG veteran & wife, both em- ployed, desire fumbled or unfur- nished apt. or Income. TE. 4-0855. MORGENSTERN had been hurt in the shop. It wasn't really much more than a scratch, but his employer - knowing Morgenstern's dislike for him- had visions of being obliged to keep him for the rest of his life. He insisted the worker go to the hospital for an examination. The doctor said: "A subcutan- eous abrasion is not observable. I do not think there is any reason to apprehend tegumental cicurization of the wound." "Ah," said Morgenstern's em- ployer. "Took the very words out of my mouth." -0- HARRY IIERSHFIELD, the famous after dinner speaker, wit and star of the "Can You Top This?" radio program, al- ways gets a great laugh with this story: Mrs. Pincus was very fond of noodle soup. While having her lunch one day a committee of her husband's friends came from the shop to give her some very bad news. "Mrs. Pincus," the shop chair- man started sadly, "Your hus- band, Morris just fell from a 30-story window." The state- ment had no effect on Mrs. Pin- cus. She went on eating her soup. Again she was informed, "We are telling you, Mrs. Pincus, that your husband is no more. He fell 30 storeys." Without missing a stroke of the spoon, she answered: "Gen- tlemen, just as soon as I finish this soup, will you hear a woman scream!" JAKE FACED a judge who seemed to show a distinct pre- judice against Jake's case. As a result, Jake became pretty flip- pant with the judge and made his opinions very clear. After a few violations of what the judge considered the decorum of his court, the an- gered pundit shouted: "I fine you five dollars for contempt of court!" Jake laughed bitterly. "Be- lieve me, judge, five dollars don't begin to show my con- tempt." . Y. Synagogue Gags riends of the Vishuv of 3 or 4 room apt. or income. Will decorate. UN. 1-0315 A 1 PAINTING. paper hanging, interior APTS. & FLATS. FOR RENT and exterior. Call us for special low prices. 10. Parker. TW. 2-9569 DOMESTIC HELP AVAILABLE heated. Russell FOUR ROOM flat YOU WILL REMEMBER that Woods, adults only, for car at list. EXTERIOR DOMESTIC HELP available by day or (Continued from page 3) INTERIOR 110. 8381. PAI'ER HANGING week. Reliable. Jones Employment. we recently indicated that the PAINTING Arches Built & Plastered TEmple 1-1010. • newly JUDGE JOSEPH P R 0 S - UJA campaign is lagging. room apts., turn for ishii:i.. 2 FOUR modern, Patches Made v for rent entire Rea- built, who until recently had Estimates Cheerfully The weakness of the campaign Pe- '' AUER, Call BUSINESS CARDS Michigan. Petoskey, son In Call. NOrt hlawn 9959 TC ndered many political services is in New York. Some of the toskey 4580. WILLIAM KOMI'S the Jewish Agency for Pales- ALTERATIONS for rent. Must 1C e, is growing more and more biggest of the expected donors 6 ROOM upper flat VETERAN, painting & decorating con- 11 are not giving. , buy f tp n it ure, TO. 7-4976. ALTER ATII 'NS, fittings by appoint- A-1 Interior & exterior. tractor. If ritated and impatient. He These gentlemen are far from Ment In )'Our home. Neat work. Rea- work. Flee estimates. Itemoonable boy fur- for root. Must apt. 4 ROOM sonable. Call Mrs. Zee. TO. 9-0307. If no Joseph Dresser-, TO. 7-0756, niture. Adults. 2075 Philadelphia, di esn't believe that the Jewish enthusiastic about the "high" answer call TO. 9-7980. Agency is entitled to speak in percentage the United Palestine A pt. 411. TY, 5-1481. BUILDING ALTERATIONS' ti e name of world Jewry, and Appeal has been allocated. And rm. apt. for rent 5 PARTLY furnished BRICK WORK of all kinds; new and RUBBISH DRUMS car at h is getting fed up with the so they're staging a sit-down Euclid & 14th. 3500 or children. near repair Jobs; Porches; cement. J. ceiling price. No pets or ASH AND RUBBISH DRUMS - Tw A gency's political "aggressive- strike. Barak. 3770 Edison. TT. 6-0649. Rent $56. TA. 5-7980. dollars delivered. Matt Dean. Phon On the other hand, there are n ess." GA. 9427J or RE. 4483. BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES As we told you a couple of a number of pro-Zionist donors SUMMER COTTAGES FOR SALE OR RENT 0 lumns ago, the judge will be in New York who don't like the Quick TINNING GROCERY stole at saerifiee. 12054 1 Ming good business. sale. p utting a mute on pro-Zionist idea that part of their contribu- awaits colony summer A LI. GUTTERS cave troughs. down Ex.ci.trinVE Dexter. tion goes to the American Jew- v iews from now on. Nicll,' replaced, repaired, cleaned your pleasure. Lobe Iluron leas than painted. Roof leaks. Caulking. Wort miles from city. Amerlean side. N - Michigan. One 100 ish Committee and the Anti- R HAR DWAE-Lansing, ROOM for rent, N.W. section. inyaelf. A 1 (inner. 227 Maesachu Buy or rent. WE. 4-5097 Mon.-Fri. ICE or the best Hardwares in Central Defamation League. They think Gentleman preferred. Good transpor- setts. TO. 6-8240. Michigan, beat of location, brick 3 bedroom tation. TO. 9-0105.. HANE SEVERAL 2 and rent it is wrong to force them to building 33 7 x1157 . Will sell stock the _ cottages, furnished, far lake by front and fixtures and give long term UPHOLSTERY-SLIP COVERS 1, 0014i for rent to woman or couple- give-even if indirectly-to or- on the building. Stork and So- month or season These lea ma on cottages are kitchen privileges and use of entire ganizations whose policies they lon ea will amount to ahout $35,000. M South haven. RUBEL'S UPHOLSTERING For full information, call or write Any kind of furniture made to orris. in very good condition. Call Mr. home. TO. 7-3210. - URNISHED room for couple. M I I. disapprove. 6-6383. Jack Schlaybaugh of Jack Schley- TY. leirshe Every Job custom built. Reupholster And so the UJA will have a baugh & Son, 3101 S. Cedar St., 1 Inc repairing. First chase workman bedroom lake 4-6297. Lousing, Michigan, phone 4-8612. 11529 Linwood Ave.. betwee l a 1 011. SA LE-modern 3 difficult task to raise $250,000,- ship. 7' . water hot front cottage, electric Burlingame and Webb, TUlsa 3-029 1 ;. washing ma- 1 URNISH ED room. one or two work- 000 for embattled Palestine Jew- JEWELRY 2nd hand store, Illness heater, shower & bath, Kelvinator, 2 ing people, kitchen privileges. TO. ry and for imprisoned and needy forces quick sacrifice, small inven- chine, electric stove, Cass Lake 6-8571. 2709 Sturtevant. WALL & WINDOW WASHING tory, excellent loan office, location boats, lot 701275. Terms. 1-0917. - tOOM to rent to man. Telephone serv- European Jewry. UN. Highlands, 338 Michigan , Ave. BEL'S SERVICE - Wall washing an d ice. Good transportation. Phone K01411Elt RESTAURANT for sale, good paper cleaning; no Job too big, n ° RESORT LOT FOR SALE UN 2-0057. Job too small. For estimates T 1 location. Call CL 9519 between 8 5-8304, TY. 8-7035. A.M.and 8 P.M. log acres sub- 410E airy room for rent, excellent Hail Robert Reiss iii:SIIIABLIe choice in from 7 transportation. Only 2 In loom Gen- on Detroit miles 40 division, DKIACATESSEN, grocery. e1.500 down. for Aid to Blind Bass Lake. Sandy beach, play to tleman preferred. TI'. 6-7188. Make $150 weekly. Sio knees forces HALL FOR RENT ground, baseball field. Re/deleted WO to sell. Albert Realty Co., building for Ideal only. The Lions Club of Detroit hon- memblirs a II ALL for rent for weddings, partes -9744, ('A 8400. your summer home. Must sell. Ben EAL ESTATE FOR SALE meetings and etc. Aceommoclatlo IS ored Robert Reiss, 21, of 2745 Pearl, UN. 4-3653. for small or large occasions. 0 ar HOUSE FOR SALE Cortland avenue, at a luncheon CARPENTRY rates are reasonable. Jewish Frate '00DI NORA M Drive-North of Curtis nal Club, 11315 Linwood. corner La s r- ROOM FOR RENT near en hool, good transportation in tribute to his work for blind PORCIIKS, Steps, porch decks. aa refire. shopping, beautiful home, 30- children. and fences., Cabinets. all O'Dea P for employed and ill7E large room or to rent foot living room with built -in break- A. LangevIn, UN. 3-6011 and UN References. Reiss, student at Wayne Uni- lady. couple young front, large dining roots, carpeted, FLATS WANTED 8-11671 APTS. & Small family, quiet home. Board if new drapes in living room and din- versity, is an expert builder of !sr cheered. TO. 1-7135. ing room, breakfast room and down- scale model railroads. He has I. SCHWARTZ & CO. FAMILY OF IRESPONS1111.53 AI)01. 7 lavatory. Utietaire-1 large . CARPENTER-CONTRACTOR DESPERATELY NEED IALII 711, avail- stairs bath with private room LARCH master bedroom built-in boy's room contributed his services and his "No Job too Big or too Small" FLAT, NO. 9954. privi- kitchen No woman. for ahle -, TO. 7-2189 and built-in girl's room and bath- models to teach blind children TT. 7-7756 loges. 3797 Webb, evenings. room. New awnings, storm windows, VERY URGENT this is a must or el , RELIA BLE carpenter. Kitchen, porches, hr InLARGE AIRY front bedroom, quiet screens, gas heat, two screened how subjects they talk about ac- Please! Fiat or apt. desired porches, f urnlehed recreation room, tually "look" in the modern recreation room. Repairs and alter- couple with 2 grownup children, 2 adults. Unlimited ,r- single home of transportation. garage and many other fine ations.UN. 1-4617. No rthwest Section. Beet of ref Call two-car phone, good features. $29,000 00-by appointment world. Please call WE. 4-4177. times. 6-5435. mornings or evening. TY. no dealers. UN. 2-0911. He has obtained models of CEMENT REPAIRS WANTED 1 bedroom apt. for vete 'an NICE clean sleeping room for employed cars, ships and other objects to I ed. JUST (705114.•:TED 5 room home, Mon- physician & wife. Both employ ATTENTION all brick and cement re- genti,•aen - good transportation. terey between Dexter & Wildemere. demonstrate to the children. TY. 6-7497. Porches. walks, drives, rat- pall k Northwest section. Ni). 7123. Tile features, oil contract. TO. 7-1924 walls, etc. Reasonable. Work my- FAMILY of four responsible adults. life molt. Marchese, TW. 1.6203. EXPERIENCED laundress, work to do at home. WIII call for and deliver. TR. 1-28° 8. VETERAN & wife desperately In need ? - DRIVING LESSONS AUTO driving instructions given In your car or ours. Barris Driving hool. TY. 7-3758. DRESSSMAKING DRESSES made for 87.80, your pattern and material. TO. 5-4981. ELECTROLYSIS UNWANTED HAIR removed forever, safely by fast short wave method or Multiple electrolysis. Faster, painless. Jennie Wohl- no *cork Open eves. man, 3356 Glynn 01.. near Dexter. TO. 6-1476. FURNITURE REPAIRING rURN1TURE REFINISHING and re- pairing, miring retying In sofas and shank Reasonable. TB., 1-4209. time residents of Detroit. Good ref- erences. Would like 6 room auto- math, heated flat. Between 6 and 7 Mile road. TO. 6-2296. CLEAN, YOUNG professional couple desire unfurnished flat or apartment. Ruth Adler, Designer. 'TO. 8.7009, VE. 8-0621. 3 BEDROOM flat or house urgently Norti tweet needed by oil-emu - alive. Will provide fuel oil re- Section. UN. 3-1367. quirements If desired. For Speedy and Efficient Ser- vice in either the Buying or Selling of Real Estate, consult MR. FEURRING, specializing in 6-7 Mile Road Section, at- filiated with O'DONNELL MADSEN CO. UN. 4-0600. OW NER0 OF COIAMED Pith WERTI ices of a colored 'IeCIIFe I he services Property Manager who is a grad- uate of the airereity of Iowa and Bonded to handle property with 17 y cure experience In Del roit . The ololeet, largest, beet, and only Minded colored :Management Com- pany in Detroit. II fee you ran get the For a following 1. Collect rent•-adjust tenant com- plaints and diqoutee. L. Give your property per•onal at- tention and supers Won. 3. Take rare of 0.P.A. and Rent Court Matteis. - II rutted - • Property for Colored Boyers 500 Responsible Buyers waiting ('all IS.ABELL IIANANAGEMENT COAIPA N CAMIlise 8791 VACANT ifyr FOIL SALE-Fullerton near Broadstreet, 40x130. 'TY. 5-8646. 14067 CH ERRYLAW N near Curtis. For sale beautiful no w 2 flat, 6 & 6. Breakfast nook, tile kitchen & bath- 011 A.C. garlia go disposal, room, Shown by appoint- $33,500, heat. ment. TO. 7-7781. APTS. & FLATS TO SHARE WILL. SHARE new apt. with elderly lady, strictly Kosher. 11570 La Salle. TO. 6-0326. 4 ROOM apt. to share with widow. Young employed woman. All pile- lieges TY. 5-1141. EXCHANGE TENANCY Mrs. Danto Attends Parley in New York Mrs. Samuel B. Danto, presi- dent of the League of Jewish Women's Organizations, has re- turned from New York City, where she attended a regional meeting of the National Bureau Wo- of Federated Jewish men's Groups. She also visited her son and daughter-in7law, Mr. and Mrs. Arthur Coleman Danto, who re- side in New York City. 3 ROOM modern apt. la Dexter vicin- Jewish Chronicle Social and ity, available for exchange for • 5 or 6 room heated flat or Income ,„ taw, News deadline Ls Monday in Northwest section. TO. 3•6543. 11 Yi S( C Pa: be on fro Sa Vii Bl Fl '1