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9ETROIT JEWISH CHRONICLE

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MOVING

PERSONAL

5
Nt I woman, nice
feet 11/4" desires ai qua' itaw c of gen-
37-
li
t
between
,
tleman of good chars
45. Hog 34 Detroit Jew Joh Chronicle.

to

MIDDLE-AGED businessman NV IHileS
Meet' whim, • with young child. Ron
25 Detroit Jewish Chronicle.

TRANSPORTATION

LEAVING Dec. 25 (or bus Angeles.
Take 2 or 3 to 81‘110 dri0 Mg and

All City Moving Co.

LAID*: VANS; piano hoisting; storage
tad crating. 14911 Meyers. VE.
1-0010

YOUNG FAMILY with 3 chiniren des-
perately need 3 beat ooh home. Pleaaa

NICE woman or young eouple to ribose
apartment. 2050 Piligree.
Apt. 210.

MISCELLANEOUS-For Sale

HAVE 1948 car at 11.4 for 6 room fiat
or incOrne. T.,11. 3-5904.

CLEAN, quiet

ANTIQUE Jewelry, ear rings. brim. hes.
Arlene Car-
nee kis, es etc.
ver, TV. 6-3574.

3 Olt 4

PHYFE 9 pled e dining room
met, Drexel make, of finest mahogany.
full else. Used half s doaen times.
Like new, sacrifice for quick sale.
UN. 4-5612.

DUNCAN

expetish. TY. 4-7691.

new
HIRIVINt 1 to Tucson, Arizona
Buick. Would like m0111,4,110 to help
share the driving. Referencee. Phone
TO, 1-1364.
Immediately.

YOUNG ladles wish to share a
slits to Chicago for Gm . Christmas
weekend. •4%11 TIN. 11-70 11 5 or TO.
6.8107

TWO

telephone,
private
front bedroom.
TO. 9•9607,
twin beds, reasonable.

ATTORNEY needs 5 or 6 boom nat.
IVIII decorate, Mr. Bolgon, CH, 6630
or TY. 6-9149.

cOAT with black velvet hood, else 14,
brand new. All wool cult In brown,
TO. 11-1192.
site 16.

FEMALE HELF WANTED

JF;WNLItY SALESLADY 18-35, all lac-
live position open to intelligent soil
neat appearing woman. Good salary.
Apply In person. Ankers Jewelry,

11312 E. Jefferson.

BOOICKEEPER-Typist, part time, tier
home or your office. Dexter-Linwood -
Joy Section. TY. 7-7398.

YOUNG LADY for general housework.
with children. Available to
Assist
travel south Immediately. UN. 3-1131.

SITUATIONS WANTED-Female

CHI I.It day rare center. Hourly rates
50; TO. 1-3110, 9 to 6.

MUSIC LESSONS

ARE YOU
Valuable

DILLARD BROTHERS - Interior and
anterior painting and wall cleaning.
Free estimate. Complete borne wall-
eleaning. One-day service. TWinbrook

ELDERLY lady to Mare bedroom with
middle-aged woman. Reasonablo ren-
tal. More for companionship, TO.
6-6324.

E Nell ANG E 3 room 111117 Me for 4 or
5 room Income or apartment. N.W.
Section, call evenings. TY. 8-1527.

2 1101)51 apartment freshly demisted,
near Foot teenth bus fur 1 or 4 room
TY. 3-5154.
apart Merit or IIII•01110.

niont ha. Please call WE. 4-9454.

wisher, to get married
Do you have three
in February.
for
apartment
unfurnished
room
84488 Sundays after
TO.
On i t

12:00 P.M.

be-
PLNASIM widhw and daughter 4 14,
ing evictiyi by new owner. Need 3
aPart went or
or 4 rOuln
immediately. Please call UN.
in rime

JESTER
_

_ ••••■■•••■

leave Shul in the middle of
By ELYEH NATHANS
Kipper
LD JEWISH HUMOR isn't as I services, especially Yom
day?
prevalent today as it used
Second man: I was hungry
to be. That is understandable.
so I had a glass of schnappes.
different.
A
new
Conditions are
First man: That is shameless.
Jewish generation is arising
with its own forms of humor
Second man: Well, you see, I
and cheer. '
didn't want to take any food
Actually this wit differs only and once I had the schnappes I
superficially from the kind our
was sure I could hold out until
parents were used to, but for
the record's sake we would like night.

3-8496.

2 Olt 3 BEDII0 0 51, flat, or apart-
Mile. 3
ment between 6 and 7
decorate.
Clults, will do repairs and

TO. 8-7329.

REAL ESTATE FOR SALE

OLD CLOTHES-WANTED

PAINTING & DECORATING

apartment to share or
rent room to girl or woman. Call
TY. 6-7426.

YOUNG couple

thinking of studying voice?
information, TO. 64361.

ANY OLD CLOTHES wanted - Beet
prices paid for oleo's suite, topcoat@
and shoes. Tyler 4-3625,

nooia

DESPERATELY need 5 or 6 room flat
Very willing to
In N.W. Section.
Faintly consists of 2 well
de, orate.
9
and
rs.
9
behaved children,

NEW white hand glazed laillabye crib
and eltifferobe set with dust proof

drawers. Simmon Ileautyrest crib
mattress. I lehis Trimble. bassi net with
automatic aluminum top. Itelux Thayer
baby carriage with lined hood. Must
dispose of immediately, Call TY.
4-1097.

EXCHANGE TENANCY

phone TE. 1-5415.

spar in•nt or inciono
and
needed by 2 railroad employees
mother. TY. 4-3568.

share her I
11141NES8 GIRL will
bed room modern furnished apart-
MOM With other girt. Available to
District.
Park
Palmer
April 1st.
UN. 3-3490.

3125 OAKMAN BLVD.

DETWEEN DAVISON & ISTENA VISTA

oPEN

Builder with

Just completed by Master
every detail designed for generous W-
ing, "Modern" face brick homg, gor-
geous ID log room. natural fil.hplace,
tile
dining L., library, breakfast room.

-0-

to preserve some of the old an-
ecdotes in their gallant purity.
A TRAVELLER came into
kitchen, powder room, solid brick drive.
It has to be admitted of Shul one morning, and picked
3.10119,
Conte and see It today.
course that some of fbem lose up a shawl and prayer book.
HIGH 114'11001 , glri wishes position
and paper-
RAT CLASS painting
baby sitter. TY. 7-0064.
Open Sun. and daily 12 to 6
their flavor through translation.
-
hanging. Interior and exterior. Spe-
"You can't do that," he was
cial prices to Detroit Jewish Chews-
These jokes were told in Yid- told, "These are the Rabbi's."
MERRIL GOLDMAN
MALE HELP WANTED
Workmanship
guaran•
lele readers.
15415 JAMES COUZENS HIGHWAY
dish, retold in Yiddish, and
toed. Mr. Parker, TW. 1-1211.
TO. 8-0504
"Oh, that's all right,", he
UN 3-1300
DRIVER-tor established dr y cleaning
handed down in Yiddish. The
route. Prefer man with truck and PAINTING; Interior and exterior. A.
shrugged, "By the time he
situations
are
often
dependent
W.,
TO.
collie route of hie own. Master Craft
APPOLINE-THACHER
Tucker, 1633 Grand Ave.
10234 Twelfth.
on an elaborate burlesque or on comes I shall be finished any-
3-1520.
FLOOR LAVATORY-GAS HET a play of words that sound awk- way."
dose
l l
DON'T BE A SUCKER! Painting.
DOMESTIC HELP AVAILABLE
owner
owner leaving some offers room hi
and oomniercial.
ward in English. idut humor is a
cheap. Domestic
i.olonial for immediate possession. 3
DOMECTIC HELP available by day at
Ask for Het man. TW. 3-4767.
bedrooms, many extras throughout. WIII
cardinal aspect of the total Jew-
Jones Employment.
DURING THE DAYS of the
Reliable.
week
offers
Exterior consider any reasonable cash
decorating.
ish spirit and as such ought to Czarist pogroms a few Jews be-
■
TEmple 1-11110.
PAINTING sod
t he present il.l. 40 0 5 mort gage
down
to
and Interior. Excellent work, Colors plan. For details all owner UN. 2-4754. be salvaged in whatever aspect
came proselytes. A faithful Jew
Reasonable. TO.
a-I CA TERESSES-Couples, caretakers.
to suit your taste.
porters; days; week; part time
possible.
6-1270.
BRICK HOUSE, 3 family, 6 renal Up-
was riding in a carriage with
Alger
Employment,
113
Anderson's
Without further ado, then two such men one day. Both of
per, 3 three room apartments down-
PAINTING and Papering. TY. 4-3403,
TR. 1-3670.
Matra 9703.9705 North Martindale.
4631 Vancouver.
side drive, here are a few which belong to them were speaking in Russian,
350175, 2 or garage and
(,ROVE AVERAGE cletks, cooks. cou-
porches. Tyler 5-1282.
the galaxy of memorable Jew- a very bad Russian.
ple& maids, kitchen helpers, porters. A A A-1 WALL washing, paper cleaning,
paperhanging, painting, floor sanding.
ish wit:
elevator, laundry, chauffeurs and do-
FOR SALE by owner, 101100 Indiana,
meatie. Day or week. Model Sery•
Household Decorators, TO. 1-3772.
The faithful Jew stood it as
large 5 room bungalow on 56 ft.
The simpleton went riding in
Ice Bureau. CA. 1045.
corner lot. Gas heist, carpeting, mir-
FIRST CLASS painting and decorating,
the winter and the driver be- long as possible. Fnally he ad-
rored fireplace, Venetian, screened
reasons hie, free estimate. TO. 7-4413,
porch, springling system, picket feni . e,
BUSINESS CARDS
came tired. He turned to Tevye vised them: "From the way you
('N. 2-54911.
beautifully lamisea toed.
and said to him: "I want to speak Russian one would sus-
INTER it'll DECORATOR from Califor-
nia, modernist. color specialist, furni-
CARPENTRY
have a nap so you drive for a pect at once that you are Jew-
turti designer. Phone Miami Zadette
ROOM FOR RENT
while. If the horses start to ish. It would he wiser for you
PORril ES. Step*, porch decks, garages
3-0179.
TO
9-7329.
TU.
and fences. Cabinets, all types. P.
LOVELY R0061 with adult couple
slacken, then frighten them a to speak Jewish. Then everyone
A Langevin, UN. 3-6932 and s. UN.
Pleasant atmosphere. Near Dexter
UPHOLSTERY-SLIP COVERS
bit and they will go faster," will know you are goyim imme-
3-1672
Gent lemon. Referenees. 3407 Long
fellow Apt. 7. TY. 6-31183.
Shortly afterwards the horses' diately."
AT TRACTIVE recreation room.. kitchen CUSTOM MADE slip covers, drapes;
reasonable. Free eat: nate& TW
cabinets, porches built and screened.
Mont
gallop diminished to a canter.
NEATLY furnished front bed
Hurd. 1061
3-1143 or TW. 3-0812 after 6 P.M.
Carpentry of all kinds.
hone of two adults. I bood t musts,-
Tevye thereupon dismounted
Lawrence. TO. 1-0131.
AT AN IMPORTANT gather-
t at lon Mrs, Eloper 2179 HUelut Vis-
A BETTER upholstery and slip cover
strode over to the steeds, and
TO. 8-4175.
work;
very
reason-
ta.
ing Baruch was introduced to a
service;
custom
CA RPENTER WORK - No job is too
whispered
into
their
ears:
"Bet-
able; guaranteed; free setimatee.
gentleman.
far
email or too big, seasonable nib es.
certain feminine detective story
room
111115 IS IIED
Artenode TYler 7-6059.
ter hurry up. I hear there are
SCION ART?, and PlIToti Ei: ER
Good transportation. NO. 1-014.
writer who was as boring and
TY. 7-1756 or TO. 7.2111
wolves around."
RUBEL'S UPHOL0TER11 8 6
rent. Newly dec-
tenacious as she was well-known.
Doors.
order. FURNISHED room to
Any
kind
of
furniture
made
to
easonable.
-O-
It EPA I IIS MADE, r
orated. Couple or single portion. TO.
After tolerating her chatter as
Every lob custom built. Reupholster-
windows, partitions; stairs, steps and
.5-6459.
ing, repel! log. Flint class wet k man-
A MAN CAN BE as bright as long as he could, Baruch escaped
coal Mops., James Markham, TN.
sh ip. 11629 Linwood Ave.. between
furnished.
2-6931
nicely
day and as obscure as night.
bedroom
FRONT
Burlingame and Webb. TIllea 3-0286.
to another room.
TO.
Sleeping or light housekeeping.
-o-
:003 - Richton.
CATERING
"She's rather dull, isn't she?"
8-1595.
WALL & WINDOW WASHING
BORUCH: THE ONLY lucky the hostess remarked.
Northwest
for rent.
HORS D'OEUVRES
Iti 1031
SERVICE
-
Wall
washing
and
people
in
this
world
are
the
phone.
nia...s
and
unlimitill
puffs
goal transportation,
crew In
tiny
CAN Al 11S,
Baruch admitted that she was
paper cleaning; no job too big, no
ones who aren't.
TV. 4-5909.
knishes.
job too small. For optimum'. TY.
not Scintillating.
SPECIALTY CATERERS
many
Zoruch:
True,
but
how
5-83.4.
NICE LARGE room for oiling couple.
TO. 11-11136
110. 1211
"But she has a brilliant mind,"
Gooil transom .1,
like that are there?
Kitchen oilsilrgrs.
APTS. & FLATS FOR RENT
20 0 9 Tarter up-
TY. 5-1395.
continued the hostess. "I hear
lion.
DRESSSMAKING
WIFE: WHERE DID I leave that in her new book she has
FO IL RENT3 room apartment 12th
Paint $37.50 a
DRESSI76 made for 37.50, your pattern
and Euclid sect ion.
Nice: large room In home of 2 adults
my
head when I agreed to mar- found the way to commit the
UN.
and material. TO. 6-4931.
Must
buy
turnitut
e.
for i.ouple. lien privileges. 2557
month.
perfect crime."
3-7460 or TO. 5-0773.
Elmhurst. TO. 7-7551.
ry you?
Husband: Don't you remem-
"I know," replied Baruch.
ELECTROLYSIS
FLAT for tent for goo labs and small
FURNISHED room in single home
Reasonable. TO. 11.9010.
Blaine.
7731
"She almost bored me to death,
ber? It was on my shoulder.
gather ings.
Gentleman pi efert cd.
UNWANTED HAIR removed forever,
TY
('all after 7 P.M. or Sunday.
- 0-
safely by fast shot t wave method ed
too."
3 RI tONI furnished nw , r I 'tient In N.W.
6-5758.
ratite. painless.
Multiple electrolysia
I I Vilorld News Sergi ce PiiaItire)
FIRST MAN: Why did you
t4e , (Ion to sub loose from I teeember
no sears. Open *vas. Jennie Wohl-

eve-
BAH Ya411 7 1`101113 available day or
ning. 1 1 0. 1-3480. 9 to IL

_(F_

.

[mut 1311 Glynn
TO. 1-1471.

Ct..

near Dexter.

ENTERTAINMENT

SAMUEL MARSH and his orchestra
furnished for all occult ono
MIMIC
Violin solos at weddings a specialty
Call TOwneend 1-1574 1352 Richton

CAN LIROVIDE

music for your pleasure

for dances, parties. weddings.

Rea-

sonable. Tile Terim TO. 8-7206.

stinger w ants position
s Has
t
to sing at weddings or byes.
t.
own ac, ompanist. UN. 4 .4901.

WELL KNOWN

HEBREW LESSONS •

hie, Yid-
BAR MITZVAH-Hebrew, IR
Call
dish,English and Cit la...Ishii ,

exp..cieni

teacher.

WE. 4-1797.

few more liar-Mit.% oh
pupils. David HorowIts. the teacher.

WANTED -a

Call NO. 2680.

15 to

May Isl. Ti).6-1557.

3 Ni 4051 apart meat for rent. Part of
TV. 64354.
furniture fen sale.

LAIRGE 4 room apartment available
with purchase of all new furniture,

TU. 3-0924. Call
reasonable pr iced.
after 5:30 P.M. cm all by Sunday.

WILL SU 111.171' for one year--ovaila ble
Alt ractive and coin-
Januar y 1st.
fortaliD furnished 3 room clean apart-
ment $90. Adults only-6 months
TO. 5.1
rent In advetp e,

IV A NTED soiddle•agol couple for 3
room M•nne. Call NIS. 3024.

ATTRAc • IV•

room suitable for couple

17 it.lien
in home of 2 adults.
onesportation. 3,1
EX... Hen!
WE.
4-11876.
(lenient',

ilt•t:1',.

NICE FURNISHED 1:0011--Single gen-
2525
facilities;
convenient
tleman,

YOUTH LEADERSHIP CONTEST

Detroit Jewish Chronicle

FURN !MI Eli room to rent for young

lady, 2 in the

8-8315.

. fa rally.

No kitchen
To.
1111011.

548 Woodward Avenue

Call after 6:00 l'.M.

NICE airy room for couple. With or
wit bout 1.;t. hen lir, ilegro. Good
tran0pot alien. Unlimited phone. c all
8 A IL to 1 P.M. and eveMtigs. WE.

Detroit 26, Mich,

I nominate

I-3013

FLORIDA

y apart Ments In Holly-
t•Ili ,
NENV
wood Beach. Florida. 31.5011 for coo
itp holed. UN. I 9696
■
1:0

furnished small bow, or 4
Ill
Darn apart molt for season in llol-
3.2732,
lyWood Beach, Florida. To,
CH. 4120.

apart went.
IIE ACII attic too k
MI AM I
up to May lot. Half blot
01 . 1,1 ', III,
I hlnc k f rum
from Lincoln Road.
the ocean. Call ('II. 6373.

NICE It)oM to rent for working cou-
Some k Mellen privileges. Single
ple.
5-9723.
V .
11011u .

WE huge room for girl or two girls
in apartment of 0 °nog 1.0 moan. roll
TV 1-25511 wren 12 I' hi .5 P.M.

room Ns it It kitchen priv-
ilege.. for rouple. I nquire at 4051
But lingsmo.

VII; Nisi1AD

, LAMP SHADES AND LAMPS
CHEERFUL, furnished room in attrac-
LAMPS REPAIRED Vases and
tive apartment for a lady or gentle-
man. On Cimino 01 bet. ecn Wilde-
statues made into lamps. Floor
Mere and Dexter. TO, 9-7154.
lamps converted into torchieres. APTS. & FLATS WANTED
Shades on hand and made to
APTS. & FLATS TO SHARE
tfl n, i Ity oo r f 23 desl re)
dhuul .t
.: f A
. 4
order; cleaned and re-covered. 141"l
bedroom
middle-twist AtMan wants
EMPLOYED
Term's Appliance Shop, 12230
apartment. Will decorate. Cloth man,
Large
Couple (0 share her home.
TO. 38233 or TR. 2-1723.
Linwood, TO. 8-7205.

(School)

(Name)

(Grade)

' (Address)

as the Jewish boy (or girl) showing most promise for
future leadership in the Detroit Jewish Community.

(Signed)

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