America Amick Periodical Carter CUFTON ATENUI • CINCINNATI 30, 0/110 JW, LLBIATROTY EM Minft I and THE LEGAL. CHRONICLE December 18, 1936 I Noah's Biography Buy Fine Furniture HE MADE THEM FUNNY Earlier Deadline for the Next Two issues ,CONCLUDED from EDITORIAL PAGED On account of Christmas and sical shows. His blood permanently CONCLUDED FROM EDITORIAL PAGE tainted with the virus of the thea- New Year days occurring on was a native, having been born Fridays, all copy for the next ter which was injected into him in Philadelphia, and reared in royalties from "Mendel, Inc." and the night "Mendel, Inc." opened, two issues of The Detroit Jew- the revenue from a number of mu- ish Chronicle will have to reach the home of his patriotic grand- sical comedy sketches put Freed- he found his moat satisfying work the editor a day earlier than father, the famous Jonas Phil- man on the high road to success in writing revue sketches. His usual. Copy for the issue of sparkling efforts were the high lips. His Americanism and his and wealth. spots of "Sweet and Low," "Crazy Dec. 25 must reach us not later Ingenious in Radio Field Judaism make a reverberating Quilt" "Life Regina at 8:40," than Tuesday morning, Dec. 22. own Copy for the issue of Jan. 1 But his real fame began in 1931 "White Horse Inn," "The Show Is duet of liberty — freedom of when he spun out his first radio On," and the current edition of must be in our hands not later worship and freedom of civic program. In this field he proved a the Follies. When he died he was than Tuesday morning, Dec. 29. participation. prolific and ingenious worker. It at work on a new musical comedy The man's versatility was was Freedman who hit on the idea with Lou Holtz. columnists" (p. 6). of having Cantor run for Presi- Freedman literally worked him- Prominent Jews Singled Out for amazing. lie served his coun- dent. Dave found Cantor's electric self to death. A work day of 16 Attack try as diplomat in Africa; he personality a difficult thing to con- to 18 hours, and sometimes 20, was During the recent election cam- edited a number of leading ey through mere words coming his regular stint. He rarely slept paign in many instances the at- out of a loud speaker. So he cre- newspapers of his day; he wrote ated a character who brought Into more than four hours. It was tacks consisted essentially of for him to work slanderous stories and charges a number of popular plays, one every home a picture of the live nothing unusual stretch. Once he againt prominent American Jews 48 hours at a of which was revived by the and vivid comedian—Eddie Can- turned out 60 pages of material like Justice Brandeis and Pro- tor, U. S. A. At once Cantor's com- for a radio comedian, two other fessor Frankfurter. Indeed, ac- adder students of Columbia Univer- edy became timely and topical and li.e is an extra process which give' sity to celebrate the bicenten- the Cantor fortune zoomed. He did scripts, a magazine article and cording to Mrs. Elizabeth Dil- ide and smartness to clothes—gives them that parts of a book and a play all in ling's recent book, "The Roosevelt f,e:irg of fresh liminess. nial of George Washington's the same for Lou Holtz, Fanny one week. He always worked at Red Record and Its Background," birth, in 1932; he was an ora- Brice, Al Jolson, Jack Benny, night, seldom shaved and ate break- the current resurgence of anti- Murray, fast only in the afternoon. Just Semitic feeling is partly the fault Block and Sully, Ken hiEN'S Suits, Topcoats • • - 90c tor in politics and in the syna- Burns and Allen and many other gogue; he defended the Jews stars of the entertainment world. before he went into court to battle of the President: "Roosevelt fos- LADIES' Plain Dresses • • - $1.00 Cantor he was dickering for a mo- ters anti-Semitism" because "he against prejudice abroad and Few are the amusement ram- vie contract and had three shows appoints so many radical Jews LADIES' Plain Coats - $i•00 at home; he was sheriff of New parts that have not felt the Im- running on Broadway. to key positions." However, if LADIES' Plain Suits ..... $1.00 A curious facet of his character Mrs. Dilling intended to add her York City in 1882, setting free pact of Freedman's lance since the bonanza of radio catapulted him voice against rather than in Savor the imprisoned debtors during into what Broadway calls "the was that he who had manufactured of unfairness toward the Jew, the Children's Garments to age 12 $ .50 the jokes that made a nation an epidemic that threatened money." Mendel Marantz was the laugh never laughed at any joke general tenor of her book mili- Vitalize Dry Cleaned and used Finished their lives; he occupied the ladder which let Freedman down except those made by his two-year- tates against that impression. One from the towers of the orphan surveyorship of the port in the asylum and brought him to Broad- old daughter. Proud as he was of item in her book is particularly his unique business, he was even revealing: The New York Times same city. way, but it was the radio which prouder of his children. Two of July 10, 1936, is cited as not- converted him into the inexhaust- FIRST AMERICAN ZIONIST decades ago, bent under his B. S. ing the arrival of 100 German- ible well from which half the come- His snort grandiose exploit dians of the air have pumped the and M. A. degrees, Freedman Jewish refugees, but Mrs. Dil- pawned his Phi Beta Kappa key, ling's own heading for this event was the attempt to found, on sallies which entertain millions. took a job as monitor of an orphan is: "U. S. Affords Haven for Rev- Grand Island, outside of Buf- The gags he concocted were not asylum and seriously considered olutionary Reds from Europe." We all know how figures can pulled out of the air but came devoting himself to mathematics. falo, a city of refuge for the from his own joke factory, where But the only mathematician in his be distorted, but it is not often 533-547 EAST FOREST Jews, named Ararat. Despite he ground out gags with machine- family is the youngest of his three that "A Message to the Working- the failure of his plan, he re- like regularity and precision. In sons, Toby, who at the age of 11 men of America" on the eve of mained the leader of the Jews • three-tier pent-house apartment is collaborating with Prof. Jeku- a national election will stoop to until his death in 1851, when he set up a huge index system of thiel Ginsberg, editor of Scripts such an obvious untruth as the every joke that was ever cracked. thousands followed him to his Every bon mot, witticism, wine Mathematica, on a book to popular- following: "More than 600,000 aliens, ize calculus. no less. His oldest grave. lie is regarded as Amer- crack, jest and funny story—half son, Benedict, a sophomore at Co- mostly Jews, have been illegally a million of them—was indexed. lumbia, has shown an aptitude admitted to this country by the ica's first Zionist. aid of the Department of Labor. A friend of the leading writ- At a moment's notice he could dig for the stage and literature, while Everyone of these aliens took a out a joke on any conceivable sub- Noel, 15, is carrying on the Freed- ers of his day, including Poe ject. He turned out scripts, skits, man tradition for learning at job from sonic Christian Ameri- can workman. With more than and many other Gentiles, the sketches and even plays—all to City College. When wise-crack-inventing Dave 10,000,000 unemployed in this foremost "columnist" of his order. And they were all good. They had to be, for his customers Freedman started suit against country, the Jewish-controlled era, Noah had his hand in many were the world's top-notchers. It goggle-eyed Eddie Cantor after Roosevelt administration brings a political battle; he was is said that his house of laughs eight years of the firmest and most in an additional 600,000 aliens." This statement appears in The among the first Jews in public contains the most complete library successful friendship of which Knight (for September life to feel'the lash of anti- of American humor. To keep his their fickle business has record, he White files in shape he employed a staff wrote his own epitaph in the fol- 1936) a monthly published at Semitism. of assistants that culled thousands lowing words: "Up till now radio Charleston, W. Va., "under the WHOLESALE ONLY "Major Noah" reprints, for of newspapers, magazines an writers have been overshadowed authority of the Knights of the organs for jokes. Nothing White Camellia." who offer "a A. M. to 6 P. M. Daily the first time, many of the let- house was missed, for sooner or later by the glory of big name per- militant opportunity to Aryan Showroom Hours: 9 9696 GRAND RIVER at LIvernois ters of Noah from the manu- every gag could be—and was— formers and the public forgot we Americans." The same issue con- HOgarth 9698 were the men behind the scenes For your convenience we are open scripts. It describes his jour- used in a Freedman script. tains additional fuel for the fires who made humor, tragedy and IRV SCIULEIBER SALES SERVICE — PARTS race prejudice from the pens of Wednesdays till 9 p. nt. nalistic, theatrical, synagogal, drama possible. The funny men good deal Om • Worked Himself to Death Mondays Sz were funny—with the lines we Edmondson and of James True of public career in lively detail. When Freedman was not super- Washington, D. C., who has been "Major Noah" will sell for intending the crews of jokesmiths wrote." Those sentences are the exposed as advocating physical best epitaph of the most indus- $2.75, and is available as one in his gag factory, he was creat- trious and cleverest literary violence against Jews. Neverthe- ing some of the most sprightly of the three books which the verbal darts that have punctured handyman of the century, who less, the Knights pretend that they are, "in no way endeavoring to members of the Jewish Publi- the most successful Broadway mu- made gag-writing big business. promote or incite religious pre- cation Society receive yearly. judice." Then on the heels of this disclaimer, they offer the fol- Full details on the membership lowing bit of self-incrimination: plan and a catalogue of publi- "The international Jew has hid- BRAND NEW cations can be secured by writ- den behind the cry of 'religious ing to the Jewish Publication (CONCLUDED from EDITORIAL PAGE/ "The Jews Want War." prejudice' down through the Edmondson' ■ Anti-Jewish Leaflets ages, ever since they crucified Society, S. E. corner Broad and with The man who Issue thin of war for France Christ. Up Spring Garden Sta., Philadel- binges. Germany, for Mr. Bullitt is the ions pamphlet is the notorious Palley Warns Fascism Will Come phia, Pa. special agent of the great Ameri- Robert W. Edmondson, at present Out in Open: WONDERFUL BARGAINS can-Jewish bank which demands under triple indictment for libel- "Let it be understood that In- in Standard Typewriters war with Hitler as soon as possi- ing Dr. Virginia C. Gildersleeve, ternational Zionism, the so-called ble." The director of "World dean of Barnard College, and Miss religion of the Jew, is not a reli- *Underwoods *Royals FRIEDLAND SPEAKS Service," it should be added, is Frances Perkins, secretary of the gion in the Christian understand- * Woodstocts *Remingtons HERE NEXT MONDAY none other than the notorious Department of Labor, as well as ing. It is a political faith, whose * L, C. Smiths * Coronas Col. Ulrich Fleischhauer, star- "all persons of the Jewish reli- sole purpose is the destruction of TRADE INL11;‘0.141,11ADLLTAraRrrn (CONCLUDED FROM PAGE 11 witness for the Nazis at the gion." He has written and cir- Christianity and the complete Berne trial in 1934 in which the culated a long string of leaflets domination of the world by Jews, Brand New Adding Machines. $55 and has lectured extensively on Swiss court completely rejected and articles in the course of his as they now dominate and own Easy Palestinian problems. his and all other testimony in fav- hate-stirring campaign, but a few Russia, Spain and Mexico." TYPEWRITERS RENTED—D(PERT REPAIRS Terms As the author of a number of or of the authenticity of the extracts from his recent booklet, The sense of frustration be- important books, Dr. Friedland "Protocols of the Elders of Zion," "The Edmondson Case. Jews vs. trayed by the anti-Semitic sheets has attracted nation-wide atten- the most vicious of the anti-Se- Christians in Court: Allegations after the national election is al- tion. Ile has collaborated in the mitic literature distributed by as to the international menace of most pathetic. William Dudley writing of a set of books entitled Fleischhauer in the United States the globe-encircling 'Jewish Na- Pelley of Silver Shirt fame in Mr 22 mem He- and in Latin America as well as tion'," will suffice to indicate the Typ••rito Heedgeartn. Pelley's Weekly at Nashville, Barium Tower "Gilenu—The Ph-0-We9 to —Good ANY time toward falsity of his attacks on the Jews his 51 CADILLAC SQ. brew" of which he is the co-author in Europe. N. C. emitted his yell in char- Randolph 4559-3084 Purchase of ANY a.nountl with Dr. Emanuel Gammoran of Another foreign source for as well as the unbalanced, un- acteristic fashion: "Hog-Wild Red Cincinnati. He is also the author anti-Jewish and anti-democratic American nature of the ideas : Rule by Jews." A week later he Lot our 41 mom' exportmco gull. pm—. c.Irr which he attempts to disseminate of set 1,111 • H• 11 /y Tb. Malta 010 . a of children's story books prejudice is the British brand of CERTIFICATE awl "A Jewish anti-American con- proclaimed in one word how he h are now in use by children Fascism. A sheet bearing the intended to avenge himself and whic MN SELECT HIS OWN HATS LIT RESERVATIONS FOR THE in Hebrew schools not only in the significant name The Storm in spiracy is destroying the Repub- his "Christian Party" for the in- United States but in English imitation of Hitler's Stuermer and lic. Historical documentary sup- 45). sult which they suffered on Elec- speaking countries throughout the advertising on its first page pressed records prove it," (p. tion Day: "World Service News Dispatches" (Reference to the cover of the Fascism' if you please, will world. SPONSORED BY Dr. Friedland speaks as fluent- as well as explicitly endorsing booklet shows that he means the now make its appearance openly leaflets distributed by his late Fascism draws, for example. on interestingly as he 205 Gratiot in the United States, as a result as ly and 145 Michigan the Fascist, monthly organ of the "Service" which he chooses to of what the Ashkanazi Tammany- writes, London 'Imperial Fascist League.' call "Suppressed Historical Rec- Res wrought technically through- Open Evenings Until Clsrlstmes The Storm is printed in Yorkville ords."). ARE NOW ACCEPTED out the nation on the past Nov- "Knowing that there was but ember 3rd, America must join under, the editorship of Raymond BETH EL'S FORUM Call Clubhouse at Clifford 2469 or anyCommittee Member Half, whose agitation earned one course; that pitiless publicity the trend toward Fascism as a TO REOPEN JAN. 5 J. Jackets of Cellophane Doubly fissures OLD GOLD Freshness him 60 days in the workhouse in is the only cure for public evils, matter of world momentum, only June, 1935. Our domestic bigots in 1934 I started on a campaign in the United States it will take (CONCLUDED FROM PAGE ONE also delight in quoting at great to expose Jewish anti-American- the guise of Christian Republi- ism and Talmudic Communism the city both among Jews and length a pamphlet published by which has been called 'The Code canism." " . . . Fascism mean- Catholics over the coming to the - the Militant Christian Patriots of of Hell; a 'Rabbi Racket' that ing, of course, anti-Jewish domin- London, whose name, incidentally, Temple Forum of Prince and Prin has been borrowed by Ilealy to victimizes its own followers; an ance of Gentile institutions ex- pressed in a man or party that cess Hubertus Loewenstein. J ews his own "party." This international 'Satanic System' heads such liberation." (Pelley's are interested in the Prince be- designate is entitled "Zionism" subverting France, Britain, Ger- Weekly, Nov. 19, 1936. p. 2). cause he is the most powerfu f pamphlet and is accepted as authoritative many and Russia, causing the But that savagery to which active opponent of the regime o present depression and moving to Pelley can stoop in public is only Adolf Hitler. Catholics are inter- by all anti-Semites. Blamed for the Russian take over the United States fully revealed in the following ested in him because he is a Zionism through Jewish-radical adminis- morsel: Revolution Bavarian prince who is also a Its purpose is to distort the tration" (p. 10). "Only the shallow-Dated 'little' leader of the Catholic Church. facts concerning the acceptance Mr. Edmondson assures us that Jews are exulting in the 'land- Everyone is interested in the of the Mandate over Palestine by he is not defaming all Jews in slide' . . . The 'big' Jewa know Princess Loewenstein because she British Government in order America, but only the overwhelm- in the uneasy hearts that such an is one of Europe's most brilliant the Zionists of wielding , mg majority of them: expression as the Ashkenazi con- women orators who speaks English to accuse the insidious powers. Ac- "In my reference to 'Mongol- nived to bring to pans on Novem- GUITAR secret and spea ks as fluently as he lang cording to this pamphlet, not only Jews' I do not allude to indus- ber 3 was truly the most danger- uges. and many other o s was the British Government in trious citizens of Jewish faith, ous thing that could have hap- President Roosevelt's landslide the war period dominated by who are loyal American citizens. pened to all Jewry. victory in the November election Zionist leaders, but the Russian but to that class of Ashkenazim or "Jews elevated into authority has contributed greatly to public Revolution was "skillfully f o- Asiatic revolutionary mass of in any country set about doing interest in the career of his young mented and managed by the Communistic and Socialistic Jews things with a ruthless brutality advisor, Stanley High, editor, miss Zionists!" despite the fact that who are destroying American that precipitates the Jewish ques- sionary, and world traveler, upon Zionism is not tolerated in the principles of government" (p. tion into the realm of bloody con- whom President Roosevelt relies U. S. S. R. As further evidence 14). Your family may, in the course of time test. for advice on all subjects related of Zionist power this anti-Semite It will take from 30 to 60 experience two standards of living: (1) Jews the Right to to religion, race, and international would have his readers believe Would Deny Vote days for the great riaction on The standard they are operating on now; problems. Ile wfil speak on the that "The war ended when the the part of the Grim Sixteen Now let us listen to his rather subject, "The Danger Zones of the Zionists gave the word to bring (2) The standard they would have to original notions on how to reform Million (Republicans) to begin to World." Because of his intimacy it to • finish." assert itself." (p. 2). the beet operate on if you should die. Sufficient The French section of Fascism the American government: with the President, be is The American Gentile had on "Briefly, our Federal Consti- authorities on that subject' now has also made 113 contribution to the eve of the election published Life Insurance, arranged with The Great- available in America. the vilification of the Jew in the tution and State Legislative fun- an illustrated sheet which scream- West Life, would bring the second stand- The other speakers on the list United States. One of the thick- damental enactments disqualify ed in black and red: first. from serving as a Grand of six are Will Irwin who will est of the numerous pamphlets any Jew "A vote for Roosevelt is a ard of living reasonably close to the ones. speak on Tuesday night, Jan. 12, di Crib tad by the now defunct Juror" (D. 27). A Why should not Jews be die- vote for conniving Jewa , . . one I was beautifully Stabilize the future of your loved on the subject, "Why Does Amer- "Edmondson Service" Christian voting for a Jew—is ing the title "Who Wants . franchised and denied the ballot? small outlay from your ica Lead in Crime?" and Stanley By prominent Constitutional an- spitting in the face of Christ:" furnished outside rooms It only requires a Rypins who will speak on Tues- War?" This is a translation of thonties we are informed tha t The sheet carried • half-page current income. You provide for your own ay night, Jan. 19, on the subject, two articles which appeared last Dictator- with private tub ord " Our Public School System—Is It year in a Parisian review. and is this situation is covered in Amend- cartoon marked "Jewish ship" and bearing the caption: "It 48). old age t the same time, if you live. Adequate for Education in Democ- little more than a long string of ment No. 14." (p. Impatient wait- happened in Russia—it in happen- shower boths-at lowest one grows for partiaculars of rates and plans. Write lies presented for the purpose of ing If for such changes to be made, ing in Spain—It is well on its racy?" The series will close 00 Feb. 9, blaming the Jews for the major Edmondson's leaflet "Rescue the way in France—And if you keep possible rates in down- debate between Herbert international conflicts. For the Republic!" shows the way to Mr. Roosevelt and his Jews in with II on the sub- benefit of American public the will certainly town Detroit fa perman- Washington , . . It Agar and Lewis Corey HOMER translator has inserted "explan- quick results: of a jects 'Are Socialism and "Buy Gentile .. . If you can- happen here." Photographs atory chapter subheadings" which ent guests. 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