PEDETRORIEWISIILARONICLE and THE LEGAL CHRONICLE _ ______ _ ilEVEMOIT I IEWISfl 91 RON ICLE and THE LEGAL CHRONICLE ► te/Sehot weekly by Th. Jewish Chronicle Puhlishing C.. IPA lin(bered as Second-class matter March 5, 1911. at the Pont' cal. et Detroit, Mieh., ander the /tat or March a, 1879. General Offices and Publication Building 525 Woodward Avenue T elephosel Cadillac 1040 Cable Address: Chronicle Landon °face: 14 Stratford Plane, Loudon, W 1, England $3.00 Per Year ubscription, in Advance tenure publication. allenrre•pondene• and news matter T • eat veni reach this ogle* by Tue•dayeng of Nish peek. . rhea mailing notices, kindly us.* one side of the paper seek. Detroit Jrnish Chronicle in•Ites leiw ' be en t'oTitt kanr o ff is e'" andolt: en sorrespondence on sob- , ' fed the ;71% Shemini Azereth Readings of the Torah, Saturday, Oct. 22. Pentateuchal portione—Dent. 14:22-16:17; Num. l9:35-30:1. Prophetical portion--I Kings 8:54-66. Simchas Torah ReacEngs of the Law, Sunday, Oct. 23. Pentateuchal portione—.Deut. 33:1-34:12; Gen. 1:12-3; Num. 29:45-30-1. Prophetical portion—.Joshua 1. October 21, 1932 "flow do you like your Rebecca? Does I the Rebecca I have pictured compare well with the pattern given?" Those who knew Rebecca Gratz stated that the job was well done, Scott having done some of his best writing in delineating his character. An interesting story is connected also with Irving's friendship for Miss Gratz. His fiance, Matilda Hoffman, was a close friend of Rebecca Gratz, and when she died in her eighteenth year, after a prolonged illness. Irving remained unmarried, retain- ing a deep friendship for his and his fiancee's mutual friend, who later became the pattern for the heroine of "Ivanhoe." The dedication, on Sept. 25, of the bronze has relief tablet bearing Rebecca Gratz's likeness, at the entrance to the He- brew Cultural Garden in Cleveland, was a fitting tribute to the memory of the charming Jewess of the last century, serv- ing indirectly as a memorial to the excel- lent piece of writing of Sir Walter Scott in "Ivanhoe." Tishri 21, 5693 The Community Fund Campaign. In the present campaign of the Detroit Community F'und, there is danger that even the most sincerely public-spirited and de- voted citizens will fail to realize the ex- treme importance of the fund-raising effort now in progress. The emphasis that is being given to the problem of relief has that element of danger which may cause some people to overlook the important re- lief elements embodies in the every-day efforts of agencies supported by the Com- munity Fund. To speak of relief does not necessarily require our thinking in terms only of emer- gency measures for the unemployed or those who have been impoverished by the crisis. Practically every agency included in the budget of the Community Fund is an important element in affording relief to a needy group in the city. Our point can best be defended by point- ing to the Jewish agencies included in the campaign. The North End Clinic is one of the most important relief agencies in the city. Without the funds received from the Community Fund, thousands who now receive free medical care at this clinic would be deprived of its excellent service. The Jewish Child Care Council and the Jewish Children's Home are protectors of the homeless, fatherless and motherless children. Deprive these agencies of the help they receive, rob similar agencies of their incomes from the Community Fund, and the city would suffer from one of the worst problems: that of the orphan let loose without food or shelter. Among the other agencies included in the campaign is the Jewish Social Service Bureau, whose relief program is too well known to need comment. The hundreds of families on its lists must continue to re- ceive the aid they have been given in the past, if the existing problem is not to be- come more acute. At the same time, the work of the Young Women's Hebrew As- sociation and the Jewish Centers Associa- tion must also be continued in order that the injection of courage, confide —rThe and faith, through the cultural efforts of these groups, might not be displaced by despair, cynicism and a horrid fear for the future. The closing of the doors of these two institutions might not only arouse a spirit of frantic despair, but might tend also to drive many boys and girls to im- morality and to gangsterism. One more important agency receives its funds from the Community Fund: the Ile- brew Free Loan Association. The value of this traditional organization in Jewry can not be measured adequately in words. Not only has tradition elevated this cause above most others, but experience has taught us that the good it accomplishes serves to encourage self-help and is the most powerful preventative of charity. By extending loans to needy businessmen, the Free Loan fund enables men to become self-supporting and aids them in carrying on their business efforts without the burden of paying interest on their loans. Similar praise can be showered upon the non-Jewish agencies included in the Com- munity Fund, All of these facts should be sufficient to secure the wholehearted support of the entire community for the current campaign. Certainly the Jewish community has an obligation from which it dare not shirk. The Rebecca of "Ivanhoe". The Simchas Torah Procession. Rumanian Jews and Dr. Clark Our Film Folk By EDWARD HERBERT By HELEN ZIGMOND (Copyright, 1332. Jewish Telegraphic Agency. A honk named "United Ruman- ia," written by Dr. Charles Up- son (lark, professor in the Col- lege of the City of New York, hoe recently made its appearance. The author spent some time in i many Rumania and lectured in cities there. Dr. Clark is pane- gyric in an that concerns Ruman- ia, but appears not to have a kind word for her Jews. Regretably, Rumania, trey i(t. e his cs long o nstay ,R euimandn ('lark spear s to contact with Jewish authors and journalists. It does not appear that he hay met any of the repre- sentative Jewish lawyers, phy- sicians and other professionals re- siding there. Nor does he evince any knowledge of the great part the Jews have played in the de- velopment of the commerce, in- dustry, finance and education of Rumania. The Jews in Moldavia, he writer, are "unassimilable, keeping up their Yiddish and liv- ing apart." Obviously, fir. Clark does not know that this time worn phrase was originated by The holiday season comes to a close this I Sunday with the observance of Simchas oBfragaenolirnealtRy78,4t Be ~ lina Bind brought a laugh from the Iron Torah—the Festival of the Rejoicing in the Chancellor, Bismark. Torah. It is a fitting climax to the most Unfortunately the author of important and holiest period in the Jewish this volume falls back too often year, and because of the significance of u mp ents anti-rSeesemnittaictifivcetinniewil:d he he the day, which emphasizes rejoicing in the might have learned that Ruman- ian Jews, like their co-religion. Law, a proper element of courage and ists in all civilized countries, good cheer marks the ushering in of a new speak the language of the land they live in. Dr. Clark does net year on the Jewish calendar. mention the prominent part those Simchas Torah's importance, however, is "unameimilables" played in the also due to the spirit of joy which is pro- revolution of 1849, and in the subsequent wars—the war of in- vided not for the adult alone, but for the dependence, that of 1913, and the child as well. It is truly one of the happi- last world war. est clays on the Jewish calendar. The Pro- 'HISTORICAL FACTS istoofricttle cession of the Scrolls, the march by the chit- i aulh' Rumanian. Rumanian. aut h or itele dren carrying flags, the happiness that per- being decendante of the Romans, but he is silent on the antiquity meates the very air in the synagogue and of the Jews in Rumania, who the home on this clay—these provide a I have lived there since 96 B. C. E. He does rot fail to tell of the great occasion for genuine rejoicing. "rapid influx of Polish Jews" The spirit of Simchas Torah was ably into Rumania, a legend that has described in verse almost a decade ago he origin in 1567, on the occa- sion of the historical visit of by Isabella R. Hess in the following poem: Sir Moses Montefiore to Ruman- The one-hundredth anniversary of the death of Sir Walter Scott, observed on Sept. 21, served as a reminder of the inter- esting story of the manner in which the character of Rebecca of "Ivanhoe" was Inspired and created. Washington Irving Was directly respon- sible for suggesting the name of Rebecca Gratz to Scott, whom he met in 1817 through a letter of introduction from the poet, Campbell. Irving described to Scott the beauty of Rebecca, her devotion to her faith, her philanthropic spirit, the manner In which she renounced her love for Samuel Ewing, son of the Provost of the University of Pennsylvania, because he was not a Jew. Scott was then working on "Rob Roy," but the plot of his historical novel "Ivanhoe" was already being evolved In his mind, and when Irving described to him the character of his friend, Rebecca Gratz, he named his Jewish heroine Re- becca on the strength of the American writer's story. Sending Irving the first copy of the book, Scott wrote In an accompanying letter: Long, long ago--why, now my hair is gray, Yet I remember, as if 'twere today, What Simchas Torah meant of old to me, In the home village, far across the sea. Ynu know the old Jews once gravely said When the last line of the Law was read, "Will the Evil One not ray our zeal is o'er For sacred Torah? That we'll read no more? "Let us roll back the hallowed scroll again And read once more God's holy words to men!" And so, each year, the final chapter done, The first with grateful prayer was e'er begun. And not a child but knew the very day— No other festival was half so gay! Each elder joined the frolic and soft smiled, Saying, "So was it too when I was but a child!" In gay procession marched the elders round The little schul, their reverent arm enwound About the scrolls, and as along they passed Nuts, cakes and sweetmeats to the children cast; And as the little hands were filled, they cried, . "This is the Torah for which martyr; died! This is the Law to which you must be true! Sweet as these cakes its study be to you!" The carefree children nodded, e'en as I, A child amongst them I What now mists my eye? A tear? Ah, well? I dream of long ago When pious ones kept Simchas Torah en! Indeed, no other festival is "half so gay!" What a fortunate thing it is for the child whose parents appreciate the impor- tance of emphasizing the need for such observance; and how doubly fortunate this is for these parents who are thus able not only to sanctify and beautify their homes with a Jewish spirit, but to strengthen it because such observance serves to bring parent and child together in a common Jewish interest. Providing an even deeper impression is the participation in the Simchas Torah procession of the child. Trailing behind the elders who carry the scrolls of the Law, in all synagogues, many children pro- vided with flags, and joining in the proces- sion, will be left with the impression that they, like their elders, have a share in the Torah; that Simchas Torah is their holiday no less than it is their parents'. Thus a love for Jewry is implanted, the Festival for the Rejoicing in the Law providing the most important means of bringing the child to the synagogue and of welding the inter- ests of parents and children. Sidney Webb Drops His Title. A cable to the New York Times from London informs us that— "The gentleman who goes under the fan- tnetic name of Lord Passfield," am Mrs. Sidney Webb once described her husband when the veteran Fabian was Secretary for the Domin- ions In the last Laborite Government) has dropped his title, according to The Daily Mail. The familiar namen of Sidney and Beatrice Webb, it le !dated, are being resumed in the famous literary partnership, now engaged in producing a volume entitled "The Methods of Social Study."' "I have never altered my name," he told a reported. "I em Sidney Webb to my pub- lisher and my tailor, and when I lecture I am Sidney Webb." To the Jews, Sidney Webb, one-time lib- eral, will always be known as Passfield and as the man who. basing his views and sentiments upon wrong information, hand- ed down rulings which were most damag- ing to the Jewish cause in Palestine. As Pas.stield. Webb the radical was a narrow and bigoted nobleman who forgot his own teachings of three decades ago. If only for the reason of the sad record to his credit as a member of the MacDonald Cab- inet, Passfield should long ago have gone back to his original name, dropping the title under which he not only damaged Jewish interests. but did infinitely greater harm to Sidney Webb himself. ia. Evidently he does not know that those Jew. were brought there by the Rumanian Boyars, induced by lavish promises, to settle on their desolate lands. Also that those "Polish Jews" had brought their enterprising spirit with them, and developed Rumanian commerce to such an extent that, to use the author's awn words, "they acquired a dis- approportionate share of large business" of which the author complains. In his reference to the minor- ities in Bessarabia, Dr. Clark speaks of " IS per cent Jews and 10 per cent Hebrews" In this light it would be interesting to know the percentage of Germans and Teutons in Germany; that of the English and British In Eng- land; and what percentage the Chinese and Mongols make up in China. When he speaks of the "moral side" of the Rumanian peasants, Dr. Clark tells of the liquor trot- fie being in the hands of the Jews —another long-exploded anti- Semitic slur. The author appar- ently did not know that the .lews have been ushered nut of the rural districts for decades, and that it was the hand of a tm- Jew that had pumped the liquor into the drunken peasant he raw. IGNORES FACTS "Anti-Semitic feeling among the peaeante," says the author, "is primarily economic, and is HOLLYWOOD.—Things will be oping so they say ... when Sinclair', new book rolls t off r o pton the press . . . a biography of By-the-Way Tidbits and News By DAVID SCHWARTZ (Copyright, 1932, Jewish Telegraphic Agency, loc.) DEPRESSION AND PREJUDICE Bruno Lessing writes of his stopping off at an exclusive hostelry in Bavaria, reputed or ill reputed, for its refusal to accept Jewish guests. Lessing asked them if it was true that they refused Jewish guests. "Yes," they replied, not guessing that Lessing, was a Jew, "in good times they turned Jews down, but now conditions were so bad they were glad to have them."' • • • due to resentment against the high interest, 30 and 40 per cent, charged by Jewish money len- Ifovieman William Fox, relating di•s." Here again, Dr. Clark ig- his struggles, victories, defeats nores the facts and reveals his t. . . and mentioning many names of prominence, not always flat- misinformation. The author does net seem to teringly, • • • know that throughout the history JEWS AND BIcYCLES. Which reminds me for some reason or other of Lewis Browne's Press men of the dailies had of the Jews in Rumania no Jews have suffered at the hands of the to scurry for news on Yom Kip- story of the Hitlerite and the Jew in the German train. peasant, that Jew and peasant pur. Said one: "The s tudio• The Jew was sitting just opposite the Ilitlerite, which offended have always lived peaceably to- were as empty as • night ebb the Hitlerite , particularly as he was a fat, beery Ilitlerite who wanted gether. Evidently he was not H m.m-m,waa a great deal of place for his legs. raid." ■ "t" told that whenevver the peasants "The Jews are the cause of everything," shouted the Hitlerite. it piety or penitence that struck revolted it was never against the "The Jewish bankers are the ruin of the world. Yes, the Jews are Hollywood? • • • Jews; that the seven peasant up- the cause of all our troubles. isn't it so Jew?" risings that took place between g , e Winchell, Sobel and isn't it so, Jew?" continued the Hitlerite, in a loud voice. the years 18148 and 1907 were ex- the Broadway Musketeers, will don "You are asking yet?" returned the Jew shortly. "Of course clusively in districts where no grease paint to make a series of Jews and bicycle riders are the cause of the ruin of everything." Jews were living; that those re- film shorts. "Why bicycle riders?" interrogated the Hitlerite. volts were against the Boyars and Did we tell you what happened "Why Jews?" returned the Jew. • against the local authorities, but to Winchell during his Hollywood • • not against the Jews. Before visit? It was this way . . . The MORE SOUP STORIES writing that statement it might barber at Universal prides him- Philip Slomovitz forwards two additional versions of the soup . have been well for Dr. Clark to re,f on b e in R P t d. Gab- recently printed in this column, viz: have read what a great Ruman- ling away to the helpless victim !dory Version A. Waiter is hailed by a customer who protests there ian author, Radu Rosetti, says in I n 'el. the lather, he remarked is a fly in his soup. Whereupon the waiter declares: "What do his hook "Why the Peasants ; the Winchell's broadcasting was you expect for a dime, canaries?" Says that au- Have Revolted." pretty terrible, wasn't it? . . • Version B. When the protest against the fly in the soup i" thor about the conditions of the Glub, geeh, from the customer registered with the waiter, the latter bends over and whispers in Rumanian peasants and the reuses of the seven revolts in ... His column? Oh, his column customer's ear: "Sh-sh, not so loud! They'll all ask for it." was even worse . . . A vehement I must perforce gather from the multitude of these fly stone- Rumania: "This horrible feeling, this in- but inarticulate grunt from the emanating from my Detroit headquarters that a screen dealer could chair . . . Now take Sobel, for do good business in that city. evitable hatred, is the result of the degradation, ill treatment, instance; that fellow knows how torture and abuse to which the to write! Not until three weeks LIPPMANN'S COLUMN. Morris Slackly is very much amazed at the success of Walter peasant was subjected since 1565. later did the barber discover that The uprising in the natural the irate customer who didn't Lippmann's column on politics through the country, The Lippmann column is now syndicated in over a hundred gnawing of the sin perpetrated leave a tip wasnone other than himself. papers. For a column which makes no pretensions to entertainment by the governing class against "Waltah" Winchell, • • • the people for centuries.' but is, on the contrary, ultra-serious, the record is surprising. Three South American newe- It is not surprising that, that The fact is plain that the editors have been underestimating st.. wanted to inter view Rumanian author could find the the intelligence of the public at large. Groucho Marx ■ at eight o'clock anti-Jewish feeling among the the other dawning. Groucho peasants," while Dr. Clark, in SERIOUS READING ... said it was • "Span- his short visit, should discover Where they have made their mistake is in the assumption that ish Imposition." the "Jewish money lenders?" there is no entertainment in a serious subject. I know a man who • e • ASPERSION ON JEWS would be bored reading the funny paper, but who gets a tremendous Dr. Clark, I believe, could have Edward Robinson . . . can you kick deciphering some ancient hieroglyphics. suffered stage-fright served Rumania with his pane- Imagine' When you see Arthur Dembitz of Gratz College, one of the gyric hook to greater advantage when he made a speech at a famous seven readers of this column, with one of those broad Quaker had he abstained from casting luncheon in New York the other Oats smiles on his face, you are likely to conclude that someone has emersion on her Jews. Had he day. just told him some story about a traveling salesman, but it is even ••• visited Jewish institutions where money that instead, the solution of some hieroglyphic script on which he could have seen a vast ma- "I may be •• bull-fighter, but he was working a month ago has just flitted into his head. chinery of education maintained I'm still • Brooklyn boy at The serious things are just as interesting as the so-called light. with Jewish money, where pa- heart," says Sidney Franklin. A good manager, I am convinced, could get as big crowds for inter- triotism and loyalty to their coun- "I got • terrible razzing from a league debates on economics as for a baseball game. And a good try is inculcated in the hearts of crowd one day when I fell ill reporter could make the debate as interesting reading as Damon the Jewish children; had he visi- from seeing • horse gored." At Runyan's column on sports. ted the Jewish quarters, he would •ny rate, Franklin s constant • • • have heard the Jews speak, not advocacy for the protection of IN 1492. "their Yiddish," but Rumanian. horses finally won an edict in Speaking of the island of Majorca, as we were recently, Dr. He would have discovered, as I Spain. Moses Hades tells on that in the days of 1492 that island was the have, in my recent visit there, • • • domicile of a noted Jewish cartographer, whose maps were used by that one hears the intellectuals Rumbling rumors report this speak not Rumanian, but rather new comer-upper, George Raft, as Columbus in his expedition of discovery. It is only fair, perhaps then, that so many American Jews are French or German. The lower descended from echule-goers in classes use the slang, while the New York, in epite of his press now fleeing to that asylum of escape from the high costs of the Jew it is who speaks a pure Ru- agents' insistence that he is modern economic system. On Majorca, it is said, one may live at an expenditure of from manian. you ,, three to eight dollars a week. I have an idea that if one wants to. It does not require a micro- French-Italian. Of course, always believe the p. a; , eeope to see that the book is a must until you find out the truth for he can do even the same in the United States, provided he has no work of propaganda. Who could objection to isolating himself in some cranny of the couhtry. But object to that? But, there is ; yourself. I it takes a hardy soul to be able to bear the required isolation. • • • • . • more to it. It is part of an in- An ex-vamp of some years sidious propaganda, reflecting on AND ACCIDENTS. ■ ago still takes herself ver•r-ry POLITICS the Jews in Rumania, and carried asked the Republican nominee for the Senatorship from New I seriously. She's now retired sod on here. York, U. S. Attorney George Z. Medalie, whether his political career married to a director (we've Who is doing this work? Who ment ione d h er b e f ore ) . I n an represented the fulfillment of any youthful hope. is encouraging it? Surely it can- His reply was that he had never expected to enter politics; that not be laid to the door of the Ru- I interview with ■ magazine rep- was all an accident. resent•ti•e recently, she gave it manian Legation. The present I So was, if you remember, the discovery of America. People are Minister, Charles Davila is an 1 out long descriptions of "her generally disposed to deplore accidents, and yet they are among moods, her ■ rt" ■ and this and tannest, sincere and broad-mind- the most fruitful means of progress. ' ed man and he has on more than I that. She capped the climax b y The fact that they occur, it seems to me, is perhaps, from one informing that she couldn't •I- l- one occasion demonstrated his aspect, the most consoling thing of life. The pessimist is generally low the article to be printed un- friendliness toward the Jews. bottomed on facts and tendencies. The one thing that may be King Carol, too, has ordered til she had okayed it . . . be- said against his conclusion is that accidents may happen, and the anti-Semitic agitation suppressed cause of her public ... dash me, hopeful occur. Even science concurs in this view today, as your in his kingdom. don't you know. readings of Eddington and his school show. The protons that con- Dr. Clark would do well to re- • • • en of the times? A Joosh stitute the atom, they tell us, may jump in any unpredictable way. vise his book to conform with the S . can know until you try. e facts as they actually are and not ■ 73weie on the (Boulevard cries, Or in a homely way, you never • • • as they were related to him. His say my papers . . . or I'll vote THE WHEEZE INDUSTRY. book might then really serve as for Hoover!" Al Boasberg, former jeweller, now makes between fifty and a "trustworthy hook of refer- • • • Al Jolson will top Ed Wynn for seventy-five thousand dollars a year providing wheezes for the stage. ence." As it stands today, it is diffi- radio pay-checks. Ile's been signed s So I gather from a sketch of Boasberg in the New Yorker. To me, the funniest part, or rather the oddest part, is not that cult to escape the conviction that it present? a libel against the by Chevrolet Motors over N. B. C. one can manufacture such wheezes, but that one can make $50,0oo out of their manufacture. It seems to me that there are many' Jews in Rumania. (Turn to Next Page.) people who could turn out these wheezes, but how to sell t hem f or $50,000—now that requires an artist. • • • POETRY AND WEIGHT, RANDOM THOUGHTS • I see where Feuchtwanger, the author of "Power," whose new work "Jovephus" is now out, is quoted as saying that he lost as much an 14 pounds in weight 9n one occasion in writing a poem. " There must be a mistake somewhere. I have heard of men losing two pounds in a night session at a Turkish bath; I have even heard of prize fighters in training losing as much as five pounds during riti ng a po em d day, but losing 14 pounds in one hour, and that at w crship in the House of Israel. in a position he adopts it an one PIOUS BELLE BAKER It is commonplace to say that stays there. There is no doubt is a little too great a burden on credulity. If this Is true th en to Dr. Philipson'a position on Feuchtwanger does it must, it appears, he Dr. Philipson is a scholar. Any- An as Writing poetry Jewish movie magnates need re- forming. Here's the item in one who knows him or knows any- Zionism. Ile is not a Political classified in the list of heavy labor. If Feuchtwanger did succeed in Zionist, nor an Economic Zionist, thing of Jewish life recognizes doing it, I dare say he can make more starting a poetry reducing question: that. It might be interesting to nor any other kind. Ile just isn't! school than by writing novels. "Belle Baker stuck to her re- • • • I know that I am expressing the recall that he in the author of ligious principles and the Para- "I'rogress of the Jewish Reform sentiments of thousands and thou- A NEAT COME-BACK mount Theater is replacing the Movement in the United States"; sands of co-religionists in every One of the neatest bits of come-back is that of the rabbi I heard singer with two vocalists for the "The Beginnings of the Reform part of the country when I con- about the other day. current week. Miss Baker told Movement in Judaism"; "The Jew gratulate Dr. David Philipson, not It was at some meeting of the synagogue or temple—I didn't get the theater management she in English Fiction," and "Old alone on his seventieth birthday, all the details. Some member of the congregation had the floor and wouldn't .i91 Sunday or Mon. European Jewries." Ile has been but for his long and distinguished he was tearing into another member. I can't give the exact word-. day es Om had planned to ob. Yam Kippur. Informed a most influential force in direct- career of service to his people. but it was a lacing full of acid. Such expletives—on a par with ine the trend of Reform Judaism May he be spared for many, many tame of the language in modern novels. I Can only indicate some that her absence would consti• in the United States. Though it more years of usefulness. of the milder terms. "Cohen," he said, "is an ingrate, a scoundrel, a tote • breach of contract, th e —::— must be admitted that in some in- singer decided she would rather stances the current has swept A. Z. A. DEBATE TOPIC "Cohen," continued the speaker, "is the most conscienceleee , forego the $4,000 salary in- Since the B'nai B'rith has hyena, a liar—" ahead too rapidly for the good of hypocritical, mean, petty person around here—" volved than drop her religious Reform or the good of Judaism. started it I trust that the plan- The rabbi, by this time, could no more sit aghast. Ile rose. principle." • "Mr. Speaker, you forget yourself." One would imagine that the But David Philipson has not ning of a eerie); of debates by • • • Paramount management would chanced his attitude to accommo- members of the Aleph Zadik Aleph find it more profitable in the END, date anybody's convenience. Oth- on the subject: 'Resolved, That RABBIS AND SERMONS And speaking about rabbis, Scribe Abe Allen has been making ;i to respect Belle Baker's religious ers may adventure into radical- the Calling of a World Jewish Congress As Proposed by the Gen- collection of strange subjects of rabbinic sermons. One of the oldie ,. principles than to ease her out. ism, but it Is not for him. lie eve Conference Is Unwise," will been, he is and he always will be in this Allen collection is that of the rabbi who took as the text The Jewish public, which is rather ■ generous, theater-attending put, the dignified, acholarly gentle- be taken up by other groups. This his sermon: "Yes, we have no bananas." is a most timely subject and one man, who earned the high esteem Well, I once knew a rabbi—and if I would mention his name he, may resent such action. in which every Jew in the coun- many of 'you would know him, too—who was in the habit of using and goodwill of every e emen his own city and community which try should be made familiar. It no inanimate texts or subjects for his sermon. Ile always spoke DR. PHILIPSON AT 70 David Philipson, I salute you values TRUE WORTH. He is not will be a relief, too, from the de. about people. Thus, if you came in late in the synagogue, when the rabbi No honor your congregation or • Zionist. He is an uncompromis- bates with which we have been the your community ran show you on ing anti-Zionist. Ile does not afflicted concerning the subject of ascended the pulpit, you would know pretty well in advance that , the occasion of your seventieth pussyfoot and evade. Ile in never A Jewish University. Debating a sermon would be devoted to you. I remember once hearing the TRW on the fence. When he believer Jewish university gets no one any- sermonize on a worshipper who came into the synagogue Saturday birthday can be overdone, because where, whereas the value of de- with his umbrella. The rabbi did some raining on him—that the you deserve well of your people. bating the proposed Jewish Con- umbrella could not protect him from. Of the class of '83, the fleet to Of course the rabbi didn't last very long—but I think he mot geese will at least get some Jews TIPPING he graduated from the Hebrew some information. Members of have had a good time while it lasted. Union College, Dr. Philipson re- And after all suppose it didn't last. Did not the ancient Jewish Junior Temple groups, members mains the only survivor. I met (Quidnunc in Palestine Bulletin) of Young Men's Ilebrew Associa- sages observe: "There are those who make their world In one hour Dr. Philipson • great many years The quintessence of eternities may be squeezed into ■ fleeting tions, and other such organiza- ago, when he was a friend and To tip or not to tip, that is the confidant of the late Rev. Dr. Lip. question which has caused the clos- tions should encourage discussions moment. • • • men Mayer, of Congregation Rn ing down of most of the cafes in on this subject. It will be of A GOOD ADVISER def Shalom, Pittsburgh. Three Tel Aviv. The waiters of a certain great value to American Jewry. If you may believe Dr. Weiner, it happened to the late Louie two represented the conservative, cafe on the ma-shore objected to Marshall. scholarly echnol In Reform Juda- being treated as beggars and they COLUMBUS'S JEWISHNESS Mr. Brisbane again suggests Some "schnorrer" or other came to Mr. Marshall looking for a ism. Dr. Philipson typifies, to my demanded that a service fee of ten mind, the beet in the American per cent be added to all hills. What! that Columbus might have been job. "What can you do?" naked Mr. Marehall. Jew. At any rate the Catholics • "Well," replied the man, "I can't do any hard physical work. Rabbinate. lie has never found cried the proprietors. When • man it necessary to report to genes- buys • cup of tea for a piastre have annexed him to their string The doctor told me that if I 'trained myself I am liable to inflame of immortals Whether he was sciatica." my tionalism in order to maintain In- (lucky man) is he to pay 11 mils? or wasn't, what difference does it said id Mr. Marshall eympsthetically. "But maybe you ar e "l se terest in hie spiritual leadership. The thing is impossible. make except to add to our vanity. qualified for some more mental vocation. Are you a bookkeeper, do He .seems to have made up his To me, however, it seems quite mind at an early date that the clear that • mil tax in preferable Columbus, like Lincoln, belongs to you know • trade or something?" "Well, to tell you the truth," said the man, "I have no training leaderihip of a Jewish congrega- to • rush tip. A tip lowereth him the ages and not any group. Bris- tion, and the affairs of • Jewish ("at gives and him that takes. In bane mentions that those moderns at all—I don't know any trade—but, Mr. Marshall, there is on community plus an occasional ex- Palestine, generally, Jews, other who question Columbus's Jewish thing i am good at." "Yes, yes," said Mr. Marshall, "what is that one thing!" cursion into Jewish literature as than waiters, are averse to tips. origin should remember that the "Well." said the man, "1 am • very good adviser. I can advise en author, would consume the Have you ever tried tipping a Jew- Semitic race in ancient des, were you on anything. "'e'er, I great navigators. ' - major part of his time. So he left ish taxi-driver? In London you "You don't say," said Mr. Marshall, and pausing • moment an out of his program any attempt cannot en by taxi without a grat- think that who Columbus was will surveying the man: to correct ALL the evils in the I uity. Nor shall I evc r forget the always remain as great a mystery "Mr. Goldstein (his name, I believe, wu Ghldstein), Mr. Gold - universe. Which seems to me to look on the face of • barber In as the life of Shakeepeare. These me have resulted in Dr. Philipson Tel Aviv, when I offered him a days we have better methods of stein, you're hired. And the first thing I want you to advise about is how to get riclof you." keeping records. achieving such distinguished lead- piastre. has rks H. Jose ph