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She's playing opposite the Easter parade." Walter Huston in "Faith." • • • "Must be awfully interesting." "What?" she saki. Mike Levee is trying to line up the three Barrymores for his ini- "The ceremony. All those little skull caps you wear, and the funny tial Screen Guild production .. —I mean the strange things you oo-ooh my! so much temperament eat—and, well, the old gray-beard- in one picture ... Mike will have ed patriarch sitting on a bunch to wear kid gloves. of pillows at the head of the table, Another one said to be resign• that must be marvelous." Ile had seen a movie of it once. "Say"— ing from a big desk is Jesse Lasky . . • vice prey), of Paramount for he squeezed her hand. 16 years! And believe you me, in "Yes, Larry." that's practically a life. "Do you—uh—do you suppose moviedom . job! —well, I've heard that strangers tim e are invited sometimes." Arthur Loew, son of the late "Of course, Larry. It's a tra• Mereur Loew, film magnate, is re- dition among our people to be very ported engag. ed to Sally O'Neil. hospitable." He was formerly married to " I'm com- Adolph Zukor's only daughter. ing"Wtoely ho"uruP idasLsoavreryr." • • There it was. How could a girl Our sleuth-hounds brought the say no? Besides, the difficulty of information that Norman Kerry the thing never dawned upon occasionafly lapses into Yiddish Marylynn until later. Larry had . • . In those moments Kerry be- already been to the house for din- comes Kayser. He's been gay- ner. As far as her family's table Pareeing this past while. manners were concerned, she had nothing to be ashamed of. Even Viola Brothers Shore, short the maid had behaved beautifully story writer and scenarist, has the about serving from the left side. distinction of having sold the first So Marylynn casually, very story she ever wrote ... and she's casually asked her mother the not ashamed to mention having next day, ''Mummy, when is Pass- begun her scribbling on the backs over?" of paper bags in their grocery "When is what?" said her store. • • • mother. "Passover. You know, the Jew- The Horse Brothers ... I mean, ish Easter." the Marx Brothers' "Horse Feath- "Oh," said her mother. "That's ers" is held up when almost fin- right. Passover. Let's see. It ished ... Chico had a bad automo- comes some time in spring, doesn't bile accident, and ironically it?" enough, the uncompleted bits are That wasn't much help. Mary- his particular scenes. • • • lynn went to the telephone, got out the red book, and thumbed. A certain Beene in the "Sym- First she looked, under "Rabbis," phony" picture is so realistic that but that said to' look for Rabbis • man fainted at the Hollywood under the listing "Clergymen," so previed. By the time Winchell she looked under "Clergymen" received the story in New York but the Rabbis all seemed such for his broadcast, the story was strange names, and you couldn't that the man had dropped dead. call up a strange Rabbi out of a You can't beat Walter for real- clear sky and ask him when was ism! • • • Passover! Then she thought of just calling up information. Or Arthur Caesar, gag-man and better, the information department author, is chock-full of wise- of a newspaper. They answered cracks. . He says the depression all sorts of questions. is on his chest, and the only thing Four times she had to repeat, to that will lift it is an option pies- the various clerks of the informa- ter. • • • tion department of the Daily Her- • By CHARLES H. JOSEPH (Continued from Editorial Page.) in Czechoslovakia, and will let you know the findings. While do not wish to cast any reflection on the statement by the Y. M. C, A. au-; thorny, it would be only fair to suspend judgment until we have cism made of the Agency in my further facts." --3-- column. Mr. Landau writes: GOODWILL AMBASSADOR "Dear Mr. Joseph: "In your column you refer to Edward M. Salomon, president a letter which was published in of the Bry-Bloch Co., of Memphis, the American Israelite from a Y. is one of those co-religionists who M. C. A. authority charging that believes that every Jew has a defi- niu y nits obligation to his com- 'on several occasions the Jewish m press of America has reproduced it And for several years Mr. dispatches of the Jewish Telegra- Salomon has been foremost among phic Agency which have been com- the citizen of Memphis in promot- pletely distorted facts in connec• ing every civic enterprise. The tion with the attitude of the Y. M. result has been that he has done as a goodwill ambassador for C. A. in Czechoslovakia toward his people Jews? You add 'such accusations ni people than a dozen round- as contained in the statement ap- table conferences. Ile has been pearing in the Israelite should em. honored time and again by his phasize the need on the part of fellows, and I note only the other the management of the J. T. A. for day that he was chosen as the the most careful checking up of Exalted Ruler of the Elks of Mem- the material that is sent from phis, and the significant fact that he was the choice of all factions , abroad.' This indicates the popularity of his "I fully agree with you that the leadership. J. T. A. should exercise every pos- sible care to make its news as au- SCHULMAN AND ZIONISM thentic as posible. I assure you Someone asks me if Rabbi Sam- that we are applying ourselves to lull Schulman, New York's great our task with diligence, in an earn- Reform Rabbi, has turned to est effort to present the press with Zionism. I think not. The only unbiased, objective and verified basis for my correspondent's in- news ... With regard to this par- quiry probably rests on statements titular item, our correspondent, if made by Dr. Schulman at a meet- I am not mistaken, based himself ing held within the past four or on reports which appeared in ,the five weeks in New York for the Czechoslovakian papers. I have re- purpose of raising money for re- cently asked for an Investigation of habilitation work in Palestine. In these reports by our representative looking over the files I find that Are you reading? ald, her plaintive query: "Yes, Passover. You know, the Jewish Easter. I want to know the date." She waited. She was switched mother, and discovered that Mrs. from one department to Lnother. Saper's eyes were wet. "What on Finally they gave her the city edi• earth, mother! You're crying." tor, who in consternation looked "Crying!" Mrs. Saner brushed for a Jewish reporter, who looked her eyes. "Nonsense. That's through his notebook and saw the horseradish." "Horseradish, mother!" name of Rabbi Wise (he ought to "Yes. For a relish. For your know), and who told her to hold the wire while he called Rabbi boy friend. The French love Wise on another line, and Rabbi horseradiA!" And she pointed Wise's secretary got the rabbi out to the dish. But next to it was a small of a conference on the corruption of municipal government, and sauce-boat of even stranger stuff. "And what," said Marylynn, "is Rabbi Wise knew the date! Mary- lynn made a note of it, sighing that?" when she observed that it conflict- "Oh, that!" Mrs. Saper giggled. ed with a bridge tournament. Per- "Just wait 'till your boy friend haps Larry would forget. tries it! It's a very curious recipe. But a Nordic never forgets. In Apples and nuts all chopped up, fact, the very next day he parked with bitters. I got it out of an his car right in front of a huge old cook-book. A sauce. You sign that announced the virtues know how the French love of Mr. llorowitz's matzoth, with sauces." or without eggs, the proper thing "Mother," said Marylynn. for Passover. "you're just too sweet." "Are they good?" asked Larry Before dinner was announced, Chaplain. Mrs. Saper slid into the dining- "Well, I don't know if you'll like room. In her arms she held a huge them," said Marylynn. pillow, be-ribboned and be-laced, "I'll soon find out. I'm not for- right off her own bed. To her as- getting your promise, you know!" tonishment and amazement, she he said. ran plump into her daughter, who It was without a definite plan of stood there at the head of the campaign, but with the Strive of table, encumbered with a whole desperation, that Marylynn, on the assortment of sofa-pillows. day of the fatal dinner, went into "It's father's back!" they gasped the delicatessen store and pur- in unison. "It hurts him some- chased a box of matzoth-crackers, thing awful." of the very best variety. On the A moment later Mr. Saner cover, she noticed, was a drawing strolled into the dining-room to of a table on which there stood get himself a little snifter. He an elaborate brass candle-stick. saw the brass candle-stick, the She had seen something like that wine, the matzoth, and the pil - in the Topsy-Turvy Shoppe. lows on his chair. Ile smiled It cost all the money she had strangely, never said a word, went saved for a speakeasy party; to his room, and returned with a nevertheless she got the brass can- skull-cap on his head. dle-stick. It could hold five can- Thus they found him when they dles at a time. filed into the dining-room. She sneaked into the apartment. "Ah!" said Larry Chaplain. And "Look, mother, isn't it a love!" with an air of magician's legerde- "But what on earth--" said maine, he produced a similar Mrs. Saper. (Shapiro, now Sa- black skull-cap from his pocket. per). "I had the good fortune," he said, "I saw it in the Topsy-Turvy "to provide myself." Shoppe," said Marylynn, "and I Mr. Soper, unperturbed, began just couldn't resist it." to say a Hebrew prayer. Mrs. Saper shook her head. Marylynn could hardly believe After all, she thought there could her ears, the whole thing was go- be no horm in the thing. It only ing so beautifully. But the most had five branches. amazing thing of all was when, But it was somewhat harder for after a few sups of wine had been Marylynn to explain the matzoth. swallowed and a general feeling of First she tried to just sort of conviviality established, her sneak them into the kitchen and father began to chant something say to the maid, "Look, I've got about "Wherefore is this day dif- some funny new crackers for din- ferent from all other days—?" ner tonight. Something like Swed- "Because on this day," Larry ish bread, you know." But Mrs. chimed in, and on he went, an- Saner was one of those women swering her father point for point, always fuming around in her own better than a stooge and a star kitchen, and she had to (tome in a musical review! poking in just as Marylynn was After a few more cups of wine, palming off the matzoth on the and a few more courses of food, maid. Mrs. Saper's apple-and-nut sauce "They're awfully good with attaining high favor in the inter- wine, mother," said Marylynn. val, Marylynn was even further "But we don't have wine!" said amazed, and not unpleasatly, to the astounded Mra. Soper. find her father beginning to sing "Oh, I was going to tell you, songs. There was a very jolly one mother. You see, Larry isn't fond that went "Chad god yoh, shad of cocktails. But he does like god yoh." wine. I guess that's the French "In English," said Larry, smil- blood in him. So I thought we'd ing at her, "it means 'one only kid, have wine and—and then I got one only kid!'" And as he sang these crackers. Aren't they the silly verses, she suddenly good!" And she munched one in joined in the chorus, "One only her dry mouth. kid! One only kid." "Well," said Mrs. Sayer, "if It was, from every point of your boy friend has to have view, an extremely successful din. wine—" an extremely successful dinner. It was, perhaps, merely Mrs. Even to the point where het Saper's desire to please the some- father, leaning toward Larry, said, what peculiar palette of her daugh- "Do you know this one, Mr. Chap- ter's handsome Nordic that led lain?" beginning to hum a tune. her back to the kitchen. There while Larry interrupted him, say- she went to work paring and scrap- ing: "Pardon me, not Chaplain, Mr. ing an apple. There wasn't any nuts in the house. A hurry-up call Sayer, but Kaplan. Yes, Kaplan." to the grocer. And winking severely, Larry re. Marylynn came in to take a 'turned, "One only kid, one only last look at the dinner table. She kid." carried the brass candle-stick in her hand. Mrs. Sayer, also, was hovering over the table. Gifts to Old Folks Home. "Marylynn!" cried Mrs. Saper. "What are you doing marching Ben B. Schwartz and Baker & around with that candlestick?" "Oh," said Mtrylynn. "Can't Cohn, Detroit Union Produce Ter- we dine by candlelight? It will minal, made contributions to the be ne rosy and Intimate. It's done Jewish Old Folks' Home of fruit le alt the batter houses. mother. " and vegetables for the Passover) she looked appealingly at ber holidays. Dr. Schulman took the position tribute'to make Palestine a more that while he may differ from the habitable place far the Jew, for- position taken by Zionists with re- getting the program of Zionists. Looking at it from only the stand- s pect to their opinion on the re- of creating p place where lation of Palestine to the mission persecuted and oppfessed Jews can of the Jew in the world, yet he felt go, is to my mind sufficient reason it is duty of every Jew to make for adopting such a position. No, every sacrifice necessary to help I would not consider Dr. Schulman the practical work of developing a Zionist in the true meaning of and extending the Jewish settle- that term. ment in Palestine. 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