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RABBI OF JACKSON
SPEAKS OVER RADIO

BY•THE • WAY

Jerome D. Folkman Will Be Intro.
duced by Mayor Neuman
Sunday.

Rabbi Jerome D. Folkman of
Temple Beth Israel of Jackson,
Mich., will be the principal speak-
er on the Jewish Radio Forum
next Sunday, April 3, over sta-
tion WJBK, from 6 to 5:30 p. m.
Rabbi Folkman will be introduced
to the radio audience by Maurice
Ileuman, mayor of Jackson, who is
a member of Rabbi Folkman's
temple. Rabbi Folkman, who is a
graduate of the Hebrew Union
College and of the University of
Cincinnati, is considered one of
the ablest of the younger Reform
rabbis in America. Ho has chosen
as his subject "The Economic Fac-
tor in Jewish Culture."
The music for the occasion will
be furnished by a choir from the
Halevy-Ilazomir organization and
by Mrs. Anna Warren, soprano,
accompanied by Rose Gayman.
Aaron Kurland, chairman of the
Jewish Radio Forum, will be in
charge of the program.

"SYMPHONY OF SIX
MILLION" IS OUT

APRIL 1, 1932

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The Son Carries On the Straus 'Tradition

Thank You Detroit!

By DAVID SCHWARTZ

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The POSNER BROTHERS, Proprietors of the

Epstein Bakery

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THIS AND THAT

What Jewish hospital in New York only admits a limited number
of Jewish girls to its school for nurses, taking the position that Jew-
ish girls make bad nurses? Holding that Jewish girls are inclined to
be insubordinate.—If you may believe Benjamin de Casseres, a
collateral descendant of Spinoza, what the world needs is not com-
munism or any other ism, but a long sleep of about a thousand years
—a return to the Middle Ages.—Jewish Poet P. M. Raskin has
written his 2,500th poem.—By fast steamer and flying from Lon-
don you can now make the trip to Palestine in some seven days.
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PETER AGAINST REPEATERS
A bachelor was being urged the other day, at a little round table
gathering, to forsake the paths of the single and embrace matri-
mony. "It is never too late to marry—what's the hurry?" quizzed
the bachelor. "Look at Lord Reading—he just married for the
second time at the age of 72."
"Yes," interjected a female friend, "but If you marry now, you
will still have the chance of marrying again, like Lord Reading."
"No," said the bachelor. "Ever hear the story of the man who
went to the other world? 'You must go to purgatory,' St. Peter told
him. 'But, Saint,' said the man, '1 was married.'
" 'Oh, if that's the case, you needn't go to purgatory—you have
already been there—you can go into heaven right away.'
"'Thanks, Saint,' said the man. 'Yes, I was married—in fact,
I was married twice.'
" 'What!' exclaimed Peter, 'married twice, ehl You can't go to
heaven, then, we won't stand for any fools in heaven.'"

Fannie Hurst's Great Picture to
Come to Detroit Soon.
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HOLLYWOOD.—The "Humor-
esque" of sound pictures has been
made. Oddly enough, like that
classic of the silent days, it is
from .'story by Fannie Hurst. In
"Symphony of Six Million" Greg-
ory La Cava has followed in the
footsteps of Frank Borzage in
painting another masterly portrait
of the ghetto, spawning spot of
genius and graveyard of strug-
gling, perspiring millions. The
development of sound pictures has
made it possible to articulate this
story in its telling. To that ex-
tent, at least, it is even more mov-
ing than "Humoresque," and
shows the Jew in more favorable
light than any previous talking
production.
"Symphony of Six Million" has
that all too rare combination: a
deeply human story, powerful
drama, natural comedy, inspired
direction and unusually perfect
casting. And the Radio people
who are responsible for underlay-
ing it throughout with a splendid
musical score have pointed the
way which may be followed with
profit by others. It was composed
and directed by Max Steiner, and
as an example of thematic music
is worthy of study.

RESPONSE PLEASES
CITRIN AND KOLB

Fisk Tire Dealers Gratified With
Results of Announcement in
The Chronicle.

Jack Citrin and Nathan KO
of the Citrin-Kolb Co. stated this
week that they were highly grati-
fied with the results of the an-
nouncement in last week's Detroit
Jewish Chronicle that their com-
pany has been appointed agents
for the Fisk Tire Co.
The Citrin-Kolb Co. main head-
quarters are at 14480 Livernois,
corner Lyndon, telephone Univer-
sity 2-0600, and convenient Citrin-
Kolb service stations are located
at Linwood and Buena Vista, tele-
phone Arlington 2122-W; Fenkell,
corner Dexter, telephone Univer-
sity 2-9570; Linwood, corner
Rochester, Telephone Garfield
5630-W.
Messrs. Citrin and Kolb stated
that due to the purchase of sev-
eral carloads of Fisk tires, their
company is prepared to sell them
at very low prices and to meet any
competition in Detroit. They state
that these tires are brand new, of
first quality, each having a factory
guarantee.
In a statement these well-known
tire dealers said:
"The new Fisk line of tires is
the result of a third of a century
of factory research and investiga-
tion.
"In the late 90's—before the
days of the automobile—the name
of Fisk was nationally known as
a manufacturer of qualtiy bicycle
tires.
"With the introduction of the
automobile Fisk continued to
manufacture only a quality prod-
uct. Consumer satisfaction has
always been its watchword."

Standard Hat Shop Conducts
Special Service from Paris.

The Standard Hat Shop of 1236
Library is unique among Detroit
shops of its kind and is • pioneer
in the business.
S. Silver, proprietor of the shop,
has been in business for the past
38 years, and at the present loca-
tion for 17 years. Mr. Silver is an
expert in the business and gives
satisfactory service. He mastered
the trade abroad, following the
modes of Paris and other foreign
countries, and was the first felt
hat maker and designer in Detroit,
enabling him to establish an envi-
able reputation in this community.
Mr. Silver states that fit. M. Ertz,
who manages the blocking depart.
ment is capable and well-trained in
this phase of the business. Mr.
Ertz came to the shop from Penn-
sylvania where he was well tutored
in the trade. New blocks and
shapes come to him every two
months from Paris.
Madame Margaret Sipes of Aus-
tria, who is in charge of the trim-
ming department, has studied the
work abroad. She is an expert de-
'signer and a draper of turbans.
• The public is invited to come in
and get acquainted with the man-
agement.

Rainbow Radio Social Hour,
April 5.

Tuesday evening, April 5, at 7:30
o'clock, Parity Assembly No. 12.
Order of the Rainbow for Girls,
are planning something unusual.
A radio social is to form the eve-
ning's entertainment. There will
be dancing, cards and refreshments.
This' will be for members only.
Plans are now under way for the
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SALVATION THROUGH IGNORANCE
Anent some recent comment in this column, Joseph Gross of
Philadelphia writes the following:
"The other day I read in your column a reference to the moneys
spent on education in Jerusalem. I agree with your views, and
admire your courage and frankness.
Characterised as "the illustrious son of a distinguVied father", Nathan Straus, Jr. was inducted as
"In the Goluth, we have gotten a dementia—"Judaica"—"stu-
Chairman of the American Palestine Campaign of Greater New York at a ceremony at the Hotel Astor
diren." Zionism seems to have intensified that complex, instead of
attended by leaders of the Palestine fund-raising effort. The increased activity of non-Zionists in a nation.
curing it. What should concern us about Palestine is not so much
wide drive was noted in the acceptance by Rabbi Samuel Schulman of Temple Emanu El of the post of
the presence of an overwhelming number of Arabs, but the over-
Associate Chairman of the New York Campaign. Photo shows Louis Lipsky, National Chairman, handing
abundance of Jewish Ph. D.'s. There are more of them in that city
over the gavel of office to Nathan Straus, Jr. Rabbi Schulman is at the right.
to the square inch than in any other spot on the globe. You can
scarcely walk a block without stumbling over a half a dozen men
who can tell you in a dozen languages how to run the universe.
on "Spinoza," on the occasion of "Psychological Analysis."
"What the Holy Land needs is horny-handed sons of toil, who Dr Aronatam to Address the Spinoza tricentennial.
At the next meeting, the pro-
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will do a hard day's work and sleep soundly, not men who lie
omat tc.
An interesting variety-topic gram will be a debate, "Resolved,
awake worrying over the world's problems. Palestine needs desper-
program engaged the interest of that all forms of military training
ately 'Am-Ilaaratzim.' I suggest earnestly the immediate adoption
and rigid enforcement of an illiteracy test that will bar as undesir-
Dr. Noah E. Aronstam will ad- the organization at Sunday's meet- for minors be abolished." The
ables every man who writes his name in any language. Such a law dress the Philomathic Debating ing. L. Koretz spoke on "The affirmative will be composed of
Messrs. l'earl, Levin and Weisen-
enforced for a decade would redeem the land."
Rom
ol;e;sn;"
Evolution of Chess;"
Club at the Shaarey Zedek Syna-
feld, while Messrs. Zackheim,
To which we say: Let all the people say Amen
Snowflakes;'
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gogue, Chicago boulevard at Law- Kaplan on "The Iniquity of Davis and Berman will comprise
ANOTHER FILMLAND STORY
ton, in the near future, speaking Crime;" and Mr. Baruch on the negative.
Carmel, not the wine, but the Cleveland Zionist, tells it. Of Dr.
Melamed, who sometimes, as you know. does a bit of stuttering. So
brilliant a man as the doctor must have some defect—or it wouldn't
be' just—so he chose stuttering.
Well, one day, a reader of Dr. Melamed's paper was deeply stirred
by one of his articles. Ile liked it immensely. He liked it no much,
in fact, that he couldn't sit still. He must go and see Dr. Melamed
and thank him for this article.
Grabbing his hat, he was soon on his way. Within a block of the
editorial sanctum, he saw the brilliant doctor reflectively walking.
He caught up with Melamed. Did I say that this reader also stut-
tered? Well, he did, anyway.
"Doctor," he began, as soon as he was facing Melamed, "I
wa--wa-wa-wa to-t-t- say-s- that your article was fine."
"You g-go-g-g- to d-d-d—devil," returned Melamed, thinking that
the stranger was mocking him.
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ONE ON JOHN BULL
His lordship, by the way, tells a good one about the English cap-
ture of Jerusalem during the World War. It will be remembered that
the English entered the Holy City on Christmas eve. For those who
are not conversant In all details with the New Testament, let it be
said that there Is a reference in the New Testament to the shepherds
talking of the coming of Christ as they watched their flocks on the eve
of Christ's birth. Now to the story.
The chaplain of the English armies naturally made the most of
the entry of the British to Jerusalem on Christmas eve. Assembling
the troops, he recounted the various armies that have taken Jeru-
salem during the course of history, from the Romans down.
"And now," said the chaplain, beaming in conclusion, "how fitting
that we British should enter Jerusalem on the eve of Christmas."
Among the troops was a southerner from the United States, who
had joined the British legion. "Well," he drawled out, "I reckon the
shepherds will surely have to watch their flocks tonight."
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PALESTINE TELLS ONE
And from way off Palestine itself cornea a contribution of a story,
in which I am disappointed, not because it is not good, but it seems
to me to be the old Diaspora sort of Jewish joke. I expect Palestine
Jewry to give us a better type of joke, but here it goes, anyway.
In the course of an auction sale, the business was interrupted by a
whispered conversation between the auctioneer and one of the pros-
pective bidders. At the conclusion, the master of ceremonies
announced:
"A gentleman present tells me that since proceedings started in
this room, he has lost a wallet containing five hundred pounds. He
authorizes me to state that he offers • reward of fifty pounds for its
return."
There was a short silence, and then Goldstein, who was sitting in
the crowd, nodded his head to the auctioneer and said:
"Slaty."
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A FOREIGN ACCENT
There is a good story they are telling, by the way, about a certain
New York rabbi who sought a position.
This poor fellow, whom we shall call Rabbi Samuelstein because
that is not his name, besides being out of a job, spoke with • for-
eign accent, and he was very much afraid that this would prevent
him from getting a job.
"What is the chance of a rabbi with a foreign accent getting a
post when so many who speak the language, according to Hoyle, can-
not get one?" So the rabbi reasoned.
Well, one day the rabbi received an invitation to preach a trial ser-
mon at some congregation in Brooklyn. The rabbi worked hard on
that sermon. One of the sentences read: "If the Jew will adhere
to his faith, he will reach the pinnacle of his glory."
Well, I told you, that rabbi spoke with an accent, and when he
pronounced his own sentence, it was like this: "If the Jew will
adhere to his faith, he will reach the pinochle of his glory."
The congregation as a whole was not too profoundly versed in
English, but this sentence seemed less vague to them than the rest
of the sermon. "He plays pinochle," they whispered one to another.
they elected him.
"Ile must be all right," and so
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MARTHA AND MRS. BLOOM
Asked where she went last summer, Mrs. Sol Bloom, wife of Con-
gressman Sol Bloom, who is chairman of the George Washington Bi-
Centennial celebration, replied that she had remained in Washington.
"We didn't go anywhere. I figured out that if Martha Washing-
ton could stick it out here with General Washington, I could stick it
out here with Sol."
So Mrs. Bloom is quoted by the Washington correspondent of the
New York Vo'old-Telegram.
We hate to correct a lady, but Mrs. Bloom should read more of
the literature that the committee which her husband heads is publish-
ing. She will find, if she does, that Martha Washington never stuck
it out with George in Washington, that the capital of the country
when George Washington was president was New York.

Prenzlauer Service Group.

The Eva Prenzlauer Service
Group met March 29, at the home of
Mrs. M. Finkel. Several important
business matters were discussed
and checks sent out for cases taken
care of by this group. Plans were
completed for the Mother's Day
and daughters dinner to be held
'Tuesday evening, May 3, at 6:30
o'clock at Webster Hall. A musical
program is being arranged. Tickets
may be secured from the chairmen,
Mrs. R. Goldberg, 2964 Leslie,
Longfellow 8487. The arrangement
committee is headed by Mrs. Al-
bert liarwith, chairman, Mrs. H.
Miriam, co-chairman, assisted by
Mrs. D. Lightstone, 'T. Germansky,
H. Ilarwith, I. Gould, I. Schultz,
R. Agree, S. Osnos, M. Finkel and
Mrs. A. Williams.
This event is being sponsored
by the group in memory of Mrs.
"Mother" Klein . The nayt meeting
will be held Tuesday, April 12, at
the home of Mrs. R. Rose, 2082

Rally of Independent Grocers
for Benefit Food Show.

In connection with the benefit
food show, to be held at Conven-
tion Hall, April 10 to April 17,
there will be • rally of the indepen-
dent retail grocers of the Detroit
area at the Cass Techinal High
School, Second boulevard and Ver-
nor Highway, Sunday, April 3, at
3 P. rn. At this meeting, final de-
tails of the exhibition will be out-
lined. Over 4,000 invitations have
been sent to the grocers and their
friends.

Wayne County Property
Owners Association.

A meeting of the Wayne County
Property Owners' Association will
be held at the Taylor-Wilson Syna-
gogue on Thursday, April 7, at 8
p. m., to demand at least a 25 per
cent reduction on taxes.
Governor Brucker and Mayor 1
Murphy are expected to be pies-

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the eve of the National Exhibits of General
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In the leading cities of the country, will fea-
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The revised scale of Chevrolet prices now
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Michigan. This is the lowest figure at which
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