- - 1 rti_Elictraurrimoshffirom ,..4 PAGE FOUR Easy Lessons In Anti-Semitism scribed as "the proscriptive attitude" an attempt at the proscription of toward Zionism and Zionists on the Zionism and Zionists would not only ' part of some of the leaders of the be fatal to the proposed World Union conference, Rabbi Wise said: "I can for Progressive Judaism, but in ad- By LAWRENCE LIPTON stand alone as a Liberal, but I re- dition would have stamped the Lib- fuse t stand alone and apart from eral conference as a sectary divorced Lesson IV, from Jewish life in its totality. That the Jewish people. I warn this con- ference against driving young Zion- disaster has happily been averted. JEWISH BUSINESS Whatever leaders such as Mr. Monte- To Asked Liberal Conference ists who would be Liberals into the tore and Miss Montagu personally By this time you should begin to practice writing anti-Semitic articles ranks of Orthodoxy. State Its Attitude. No for the newspapers and the magazines and collecting the inspired works of "If you, our fellow Liberals, pro- believe regarding the question of Belloc, Houston Stewart Chamberlain, Gilbert Chesterton and the Answer Given. scribe us, or deny us full fellowship Zionism, they overtly assented to the other latter-day prophets of scientific anti-Semitism. You must get your- with you because we are Zionists, declaration of the chairman of the self a book case and a typewriter table. That will give you an opportunity LONDON.—(J. T. A.1—The ques- then it is you who withdraw your- conference. Stating that while disappointed in to acquire some first-hand information about the Jew in business. tion of the attitude of Liberal Juda- selves from the unity of the house- Go down to the second-hand furniture row and shop for a book case the hope for an expression of sym- ism to Zionism, which was brought hold of Israel." pathy on the part of the Liberal Con- and a typewriter table. First drop in at Joseph I.evitsky's, known as "Joe's up at the final session of the Inter- Upon the conclusion of Dr. Wine 's Place," and, as you shop, observe the details of "Jewish business." The, national Conference of Liberal Jews address Rabbi Matlack immediatly ference with the aims of Zionism, store, as you will note, is rather small and the furniture looks crowded held there, threatened for a mo- arose and asserted that the Liberal the Zionist Liberals were satisfied and disorderly. Most of it is covered with dust. There are a number of ment to produce a schism at the con- conference could not assume any at- that the conference has gone on rec customers in the store and not enough salesmen to wait on them. The sales- ference. This, however, was averted titude but one of strict neutrality on ord as being neutral respecting Zion- men shout across the store to one another, "Say, Jake, how much is this by the adoption of a neutral policy. the subject of Zionism. Declaring ism, Dr. Wise concluded: "Perhaps some day, and it may one?" "Say, Joe, what's the best you can do on this piece? This guy is Dr. Stephen S. Wise raised the that he spoke in the name of the Jew- friend of mine. question when he was called up by ish Religiqus Union of England, the even be in the near future, the atti- a special Look around and pick out the pieces you want and when you finally tude of neutrality on the part ° the chairman, Rabbi Israel I. Mat- Union OT Liberal Rabbis of Germany Liberal Judaism will wield to an at- I get waited on ask, "How much for the one with the four shelves?" Mr. tuck, to make a statement of the at- and the Central Conference of Amer- w ill say, "Oh, that's a nice piece. Well, I'll tell you what I'll do. titude of Liberal Jews who are also ican Rabbis, Rabbi Mattuck stated titude of eager participation in the Levitsky of recreating the center of Jew- I'll let that go for $13.50. that the Conference of Liberal Jews task Zionists. You will remember that his first price is always a good deal more than In his statement Dr. Wise demand- takes. no official attitude toward ish life, the historic Jewish home- , he'll take, so you will answer: "Too much." Mr. Levitsky will look sur- ed that the conference give a definite Zionism and gives no official answer land." prised. "What , Too much! I'll tell you what I'll do. If you can use answer to the question whether Zion- as to whether or not Zionism is com- 'that little typewriter table too, I'll make you a good price. The regular ism can have a place of partnership patible with Liberalism. This ques- SCHWARTZBARD SUED price for the table is $6. I'll let you have the book case for $12.75 and with Liberal Judaism and urged the tion, the chairman stated, would be BY PETLURA'S WIFE the table for four bucks even. All right? Liberals to maintain the solidarity in left to every liberal Jew to answer Tell him that $15.50 is all you intended to spend for both pieces. Re- for himself. As chairman, Dr. Mat- Israel unimpaired. PARIS.—(J. T. A.)—The wife of member, that is the way he does business. "What! Fifteen-fifty for two "If the conference will not deny tuck forbade all further allusions to fine like that—almost as good as new? All right, all right; I don't Semion Petlura, who was assassin- wont pieces emphatically that Liberal Judaism is Zionism. to start any arguments. I'll tell you what I'm going to do for you. ated by Sholom Schwartzbard, has a foe to Zionism it will rue the day, Satisfied With Neutrality. I'll make you a special price of $16 for both piecee—$16 even. 'I don't a unless before adjourning it will de- In a statement made to the repre- announced that she will institute want any arguments. How's that, all right?" clare that the Zionists are.welcome," sentative of the Jewish Telegraphic civil trial against Schwartzbard. Tell Mr. Levitsky that you'll be back later and go across the street to In making this announcement to Rabbi Wise said. Turning to Claude Agency following the conclusions of Babcock & Rohan, "Good Furniture. Our Motto: One Price—the Rock Montefiore, Dr. Wise stated: "Mr. the sessions of the Conference of Magistrate Peyre, before whom Bottom Price—to All." You will notice that, unlike "Joe's Place," the Montefiore is the foremost represent- Liberal Jews, Dr. Stephen S. Wise Schwartzbard's case will be tried, store of Babcock & Rohnn is quiet and orderly. An elderly gentleman will I'etlura's wife stated that she has come slowly forward, smile politely and say: "Yes, sir; can I do anything ative of Liberal Judaism in the whole declared: world, but he is also the most power- "The Zionists, including myself, engaged Attorney Campinchi as her for you?" You will tell him what you want and he will show you a book ful opponent of Zionism, because he could not with self-respect remain at counsel. He will shortly arrange for case and a typewriter table in every particular like those you saw at Mr. fears that Zionism endangers the the conference without raising the is- the trial, which will have nothing to Levitsky's. At first you will think these pieces are better than those you Jewish religion. If this were true, I sue of Zionism. I believe that the do wtih the prosecution being con- saw in "Joe's Place," but on closer examination you will notice that both would not be a Zionist." were made by the same firm and have seen about the same period of wear. conference clearly recognized that ducted by the state. • Protesting against what he de- The apparent difference, you will conclude, was clue to the fact that these pieces are kept dusted off and are not crowded in among a lot of other furniture, so that they show up to better advantage. This point proves, um millimilimuluti of course, that the Gentile is not only more cleanly than the Jew but that 1 111 1 111114 11 11111 111Mi nniti m ini nsun a he understands the psychology of salesmanship better, since he knows the yf value of goods displayed well. Asked the price, the gentlemanly salesman will reflect for a moment in order to remember correctly and then answer: "The price of this piece, sir, is $16, and the price of the typewriter table is $6. Where would you like to have them delivered, sir?" You will, of course, be impressed with the efficiency of Babcock & Roblin and the gentlemanly American way they do business. But you will recall that you were offered the same furniture at Levitsky's for $16—both pieces. You may hint that you have been quoted a somewhat lower price elsewhere and inquire politely if the gen- •—• . . . tleman hasn't made an error in his quotation. 11e will explain In his fault- less English, without an accent, that he is sure the price is quite right. That, in fact, it's the rock bottom price—that is, the rock bottom price in all legitimate houses. "If anybody quoted you a lower price it must have been some illegitimate house—perhaps one of those bike stores down the street." He will turn up his nose, a genuine Nordic retrousee nose, you will observe, and add, "That isn't our way of doing business. This is a one- price house. Our merchandise is right and our prices are right. Of course, if you'd rather get stung—" but naturally he will be too indignant to go any further. You will agree with him, of course, since he represents the point of view of all 100 per cent Nordic Ankericans. As an anti-Semite you will acknowledge the superior efficiency of legitimate business and the spirit of service which animates it. But, as a sensible buyer of limited means you will tell the gentlemanly salesman that you will call him up and let him know where to deliver the furniture. Then you will walk around the block and, making sure that you are not observed from across the street, you will return to Joseph Levitsky's and purchase the book case and the typewriter table for $16. You will pay no attention to Mr. Levitsky when he exclaims: "You see, I told you it's a bargain. They always come back ' to Joe's place." ii That only proves that the Jews are a race of noisy brag- . garts and you as an anti-Semite know you must be on your guard against business. 2-PIECE LIVING ROOM SUITE, 2-PIECE LIVING ROOM SUITE fs Jewish your Nordic friends ask you how much the new furniture set you TOP AND BOTTOM FRAME, P. .s- back When tell them you picked them up in a Jew store for 16 bucks. ' e beautifulV carved frame, mohair latest creation, upholstered in fine – asked $19.50, but I Jewed him down to 16 bucks. I suppose I got jipped at that. You've got to watch those Jews." Chase's Velmo, reverse cushions covring with fi ne When you begin yoqr practice of professional anti-Semitism you will be able to write at firs( hand about the illegitimate business practices of linen reverse a cus h- and exclusive silk $23 8 the Jew. You will show how the cut-throat methods of the Jews in busi- ion—SALE PRICE.. brocatelle—SALE ness are ruining America. Don't forget to dwell at length on the American plan—one price to all—and on the superiority of American business ethics, PRICE principles and efficiency. And, above all, never fail to emphasize in glowing hTM FIGURED FRIEZE 2-PIECE words the splendid spirit of service that reigns in American business. ZIONIST QUESTION RAISED BY DR. WISE , I Use that day each week for your own pleasure and recreation. 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SALE PRIC $38.00 F=7--• : Inadequate to Maintain der Dr. Israel Shapiro, chief of the China to match—SALE PRICE division since its inception, it has in Satisfactory Manner. 3-1 been considerably extended, so that 9-PIECE DINING ROOM SUITE, of the finest crafts- it now contains over 25,000 vo'umes man make, finished in Duco dark shaded walnut in the Hebrew language alone. cov- JEWISH CONGRESSMEN ..=: .- ering ancient and modern Hebrew ' SALE PRICE MAKE JOINT APPEAL ▪ literature. 9-PIECE DINING ROOM SUITES, diamond matched, By a duplicate method of indexing a piece of art, pleasing to look upon, chairs uphol- Ask every library of consequence is be- Jacobstein and Celler stered in fine figured mohair. SALE PRICE furnished with data concerning ing 10-PIECE DINING ROOM SUITE, solid walnut throughout, beautifully for $150,000 Trust Fund every Semitic book in the Library of From Jewish Public. Congress. In this way a student any- ▪ hand carved. An ornament to any dining room ; where can secure photostat copies of chairs upholstered in your choice of covering. any number of pages of any rare NEW YORK—J. T. A.)—A fund of Jewish volume possessed by the Li- SALE PRICE 7.4 = $150,000 to he presented to the Library brary of Congress. By its inter-li- -#:-* of Congress Trust Fund Board, the in- brary loan system rare volumes are terest of which shall be used to aug- lent to the higher institutions of • ment the present number of Hebraica learning in the United States. s and Judaica possessed by the library A recent endowment was made by 4-PIECE BEDROOM SUITE, shaded walnut, the early - I to acquire rare and unique items of Mrs. Frederic S. Coolidge for the di- $ 1 28 l Semitica, and to endow a chair for vision of music, involving a principal American finish. ▪ Semitics, so as to insure permanent- of over $400,000. A similar endow- SALE PRICE $9.00 -M . ly a scholarly conduct of the divi- ment of preferred stock of a par Chair or bench to match, extra := —. - - !sion, was urged in an appeal issued value of $100,000 was made by 5-PIECE WALNUT BEDROOM SUITE, Spanish de- O., by Congressman Meyer Jacobstein, of James B. Wilbur, part of the income Rochester, N. Y. and Congressman of which is to be used for the collec- sign, Van Dyke finish. Emanuel Caller of Brooklyn, N. Y. of material for the study of SALE PRICE MI "Officials of the government—in- tion American history. Asnither, by R. R. 6-PIECE BEDROOM SUITE, English harewood, most - eluding members of Congress—make Bowker, is for the bibliographic serv- constant use of the Semitic division," ice of the library, as the librarian beautiful suite shown at the Grand Rapids Market • - the appeal states. "Its chief, Dr. may determine to be useful. The re. 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"But the full development of the cars for army use in different parts this sale with th%exception of collection and the service essential of the United States. The cars are ▪ in every respect Dodge Brothers Anglo-Persian Rugs. - to interpret it, so that Hebrew and standard product. AT MID-SUMMER DISCOUNTS Semitic history, institutions and lit. The quartermaster purchase fol- impor- .- - .1erature may receive proper tance in the Library of Congress, can- lows an order from the Panama Canal Commission for 21 Dodge not be achieved through government Brothers trucks (both of which use - funds alone. same engine) and more recently the "What is needed is: "An endow- .m* went, the income of which will be by an order from the U. S. Marines - for 20 Graham Brothers trucks. Last applicable to the purchase of mate- rial. An endowment for the expert year the War Department purchased over 50 Dodge Brothers motor cars - service, including an honorarium for to replace as many which had been the chief of the Semitic Division. in service ever since the World War, The act creating the trust fund board specifically permits such hon. during which fully 20.000 of these cars were used. The additional or- °retie, and invites endowments for ders are considered a significant tri- them). bute to the sturdiness and dependa- -..=! "The sums needed are: $100,000 bility of Dodge Brothers product. - as endowment for purchase, $50,000 ▪ as endowment for the chair. The • government will do its (major) part RATIFIES ELECTION OF RABBI. in providing for the accommodatior of the collections, the ordinary ■ e- BUCHAREST.-11. T. A.)—The qui , ltions, and the subordinate serv- election of Rabbi Niemirower an member of the Roumanian Senate ll h of Co gr 1111112 T' he Libra w r was ratified by the Cabinet. 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