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"I am not angry at all, I hate to GOVERNMENT INSISTS
"And how taken!"
be asked the same thing 99 times."
"Where? Where?"
ON PALESTINE UNITY
"Do not be offended. We have the
"Really at our place. At Little Pe- same plague as you. When we heard
reshtchepena."
you say that yours was taken, the
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"At which Pereshtchepena? Where- news took hold of us. That is why Agreement Between Zionists and
Agudah Sees A. Possibility.
abouts at all is Pereshtchepena?"
we ask so many questions. We will
Both jumped to their feet, looked tell you the real truth. We never
at one another—at the man on'the yet imagined that at your place, what
JERUSALEM.—(J. T. A.) — The
upper bench. The man of the upper is its name? I'ere Pereshchepena
principle of unity of the Jewish com-
bench looked down on them with his there should exist a gymnasiye !"
munities in Palestine is supported by
The Jew from Pereshtchepena the Palestine government, in opposi-
swollen face.
"You don't know Little Pereshtche- fixed his two eyes on them, looking tion to the views advocated by the
"What about Nemirov? Ilere I
"TAKEN"
leaders of the Agudath Israel, it was
have a letter from Nemirov. They pena? There happens to be such a angry:
"Who told you that at our pace, learned here following the arrival of
write to me from there some very little town. Have you never heard of
it
at
all?
There
are
two
Pereshtche-
Pereshtchepena,
there
is
a
gym-
By Shalom Aleichem.
Dr. l'incus Kohn, president of the
ugly tales! . . ."
penes. Big Pereshtchepena and Lit- nasiye?"
Agudath Israel, the Orthodox Jewish
"And do you think things are bet. tle Pereshtchepena. I am from Little
On their part my two friends fixed world organization.
(Translated by Hannah Berman
er at Lubin?"
on the third man two pairs of eyes:
Pereshtchepena.
Dr. Kohn was received by Col.
from the Yiddish.)
"What is in Lubin?"
"Did you not say that yours was George S. Symes, civil secretary of
"If that is the case, then a 'Sha-
"Or, for instance, at Ananiev. At lom Aleichem' is due to you. Climb taken at your place, at Pereshtche- the Palestine government, with whom
"I will tell yess a nice story. We Ananiev they used to take, each year, down. Why should you sit there, all pens?"
he discussed the question of the Pal-
have at our place a man named Fin- no fewer than three Jews."
The man from Pereshtchepena estine communities ordinance. It was
alone, under the sky?"
"What good is Ananiev to you?
kelstein, a rich man, a very rich man.
The owner of the feet and the two looked at them like a murderer. Then stated that Colonel Symes expressed
Ile has two sons. I think that if I Take, rather, Tomashpol. In Tomash- rubber goloshes climbed down, groan. he stood up and shouted right into the view that the Palestine govern-
had his money, I would have shunned pol, they say, this year they did not ing to the two. And the two moved our faces:
ment insists on the unity of the Jew-
the whole affair. How much, do you take even one Jew, not even for a up and made space for the third man.
"For a soldier they took him! For ish community. The government,
think, it cost him? Let us have it remedy, you might say."
And they fell upon him like hungry a soldier! • For a soldier!"
however, is ready to concede that the
"And, at our place they took 18 locusts.
between us, at least the half ! ..."
members of the Agudath Israel have
• •
To the devil with it! I said it last Jews this year."
"You say that yours was taken?"
the right not to enter the communi-
This was a voice from on top. My
Outside it was already broad day- ties and to establish any institutions
year already, I did, that more than
"And how taken!"
half of them would become con- two friends (and I too) threw up our
"Tell us, then, dear friend, how light. A great, bluish brightness was of a private character.
heads, lifted up our eyes to the upper tomes it? It seems that they accept already stealing in through the win-
verts."
When interviewed by the corres-
dows. By degrees the passengers in pondent of the Jewish Telegraphic
"So did I. At our place there was bench. From the upper bench there a rouble, bribery, at your place?"
a man, 51ashak. Ile went about to hung down two feet in deep, rubber
"A rouble? God forbid! One the railway carriage were getting up, Agency here, Dr. Kohn declared that
the ends of the world. Got in no- goloshes. The two feet, and the two dares not mention money at all. That some straightening out their bones, the Agudath Israel has no political or
where. Ile went and changed his re. rubber goloshes were worn by a Jew is to say, once on a time money did some coughing, while others got their economic ambitions in Palestine. It
with a black, tangled head and a go at our place. And, what sort of packets together, ready to start on wishes only to establish the principle
ligion. . ."
May I be telling a lie," said I. sleepy face, which looked like swol- money! Oho—ho! They used to their road.
of its right to its own educational
My three friends separated, parted activities. As soon as this principle
"Here you will see," said I, "that len.
come to our place from all the towns,
My two friends looked at the sleepy around and about. People knew that from one another. One of them is conceded, a united Jewish com-
at our place they will betake them-
selves to conversion. There will not man of the swollen face, at him up Pereshtchepena was a town where turned into a little corner and slowly munity for political affairs might be
remain one Jew. The devil take with their eyes, just as if he were they took money. But, the last few smoked a cigaret. The second opened established. Proposals to that effect
them! What then? Is it at all pos- some sort of a creature the like of years since someone informed—to a little prayer-book, sat down to say were made by the Agudah leaders at
sible to get over the troubles, and the which is never seen in our districts. my good fortune—they ceased tak- his prayers, right in the front. Ile the Vienna congress, but the answer
closed one eye and muttered quietly. of the Zionist Executive has not yet
percentage-norm, and the circulars? All at once, they both seemed to ing money."
The third, the angry Jew, who was been received. If an agreement is
Every day, every day, a new circular. liven up, were delighted and, with
flu
"Then what? I nence?'
,,
As many Jewish children as there are sparkling eyes, asked the man from
What influence? They have ar- from Little Pereshtchepena, he just reached with the Zionist organization
betook himself to eating.
as many circulars. Ilere you wil on top:
on
ce
s
on the question of the Palestine com-
thlve
range d it amongst emse
It was remarkable how these three, munities ordinance, a general agree-
"You say that at your place they and for always, that, if he is a J ew-
see," said I, "how they will play so
long, until they refuse to take Jew- took 18 Jews?"
they would take him! Take him, and all at once, became like black stran- ment between the Agudah and tl e
gers. Not only did they not say a Zionists on all other questions could
"Eighteen Jews, and mine amongst no one else."
ish children at all. Here is a proof
for you. Take, for example, Shpoli • them."
"Really true? What are you say- word one to the other, but they did be easily reached, Dr. Kohn stated.
"Yours also was taken?"
Shpoli—a Jewish town? Yes?"
ing? It seems that you are making not even look into one another's
eyes, just as if, all three together,
fun of us?"
they had committed an ugly deed, a
Sanders Open New Store.
"Making fun? Am I a jester?"
All three exchanged glances, just horrible sin.
One of the fastest growing organi-
as if they wished to read what was
zations in the city of Detroit is San-
written on one another's faces. And, LABOR PROTESTS ANTI
ders, Detroit's popular confectioners,
because there was nothing at all writ-
JEWISH DISTURBANCES who have just announced the opening
ten on their faces, the two asked the
of their eighth store at 14312 East
third:
Jefferson avenue, corner of Lakewood
"Stop a minute, what was it you
BUCHAREST.—(J. T. A.) — The avenue.
said? Where did you say you are
"Sanders," who is the originator of
from?" The third was a little an- labor syndicates here held a mass
demonstration to deal with the ques- the ice cream soda, started in business
noyed.
tion
of
the
continued
anti-Jewish
dis-
fifty-one
years ago and has grown
'7-he Matzo Without An Equal"
From Pereshtchepena — I have
from a small beginning to a famous
told you three times already—from turbances at the university.
A
resolution
adopted
by
the
meet-
institution
because it has built public
Little Pereshtchepena."
r Manischewitz Matzo Meal
"Excuse us, but we hear of such ing says: "We protest against the confidence and trust through honesty,
barbaric
attacks
carried
out
by
the
dependability
and excellence of mer-
a town for the first time."
Matzo Farfel .40* Cake Meal
"Ha - ha - ha! Pereshtechepena a Fascisti anti-Semitic bands on the chandise, backed by a service that is
Jewish
students,
in
which
we
per-
more
than
mere
words. The officials
town! There's a town for you! Pe-
smf,tIksi 4,0
reshtchepena is not a town but a ceive a hooligan aggression against of this progressive institution take
The products that make you
townlet, a village one might say, 'a the freedom of education. The work- pride in the fact that every Sanders
enjoy the Passover Holidays
ing class of the capital condemns the store is a model of modern merchan-
hamlet.' "
"Nevertheless, you say that you students for allowing their enthusi- dising, catering to all the people of
asm
to be exploited by our oligarchs." Detroit. Their eight stores are lo-
AT ALL GROCERS
have, at your place . . . What is the
M. Tartarescu, secretary of state of cated at 1037 Woodward avenue, on
AND DEALERS
name of your townlet? Per . . .
the
Ministry
of the Interior, replying the Campus; 6564 Woodward avenue,
P ere ..."
corner Grand boulevard; 2465 Wood-
The man from Pereshtchepena was to a deputation of Jewish students ward avenue, at Ilenry street; 9108
headed
by
the
president of the Union
now thoroughly angry.
The 6. ktaalscIewitx C.
Grand River avenue, at Joy Road;
of
Roumanian
Jews,
Dr.
Fildermann,
"What curious Jews you are! Can
Clocianath 0.
7051 East Jefferson avenue, at Belle
you not pronounce a Yiddish word? and the president of the Bucharest Isle bridge; 25 West Grand River ave-
Jewish
community,
M.
Bercovici,
said
4k** 1.1-4'
Or what? Pe-resh-tch-pens? Per-
New York Pisfribulor,,
that he would do what was possible, nue, just off Woodward avenue; 110
es tc -pena.
West Fort street, in Dime Bank Bldg.;
673 Broadway
"Well, good, good! Pereshtche- but added: "I can do nothing. The 14312 East Jefferson avenue, at Lake-
vo. Spring 15784
pena is Pereshtchepena. Why should police and the gendarmerie are anti-
wood.
Semitic."
you be so angry?"
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