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March 12, 1926 - Image 2

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The Detroit Jewish Chronicle, 1926-03-12

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nig "hW
ohat's playing at the movies to- like the scene mentioned above, all but wished it a second time.

RAISE INTERNAL LOAN
TO MEET UNEMPLOYMENT

and Mr. Mereminsky on behalf
General Jewish labor Federuti
A number of resolutions
adopted dealing with relations
the Railway Administration
Transport Workers' Internation a
with the question of a common .1,
Arab organization of railwss
ers.

"I wish that the Funny Ones were
the kiddush (gosh hang that bootleg-
here," he said again all out loud to
"Gloria Swanson in 'Why Women ger—he didn't show up.) I eat the
hlniself.
And just as he said it the
soup—ah fargenigen; the chicken won-
Cheat.' Gee! It's a pip, mom."
derful—and now for the surprise; "nu door flew open and in rushed the
HAIFA.—(J. T. A.) — The Work-
-
She's 8 years old, you nee, so it's nu what is it? Let's have it," I remark. Funny Ones, the boy named Mike
ers Council of Haifa has decided to
her business why women cheat.
She goes into the kitchen. I hear her and the girl named Mabel.
float an "internal loan" in order to
"Go! Go already!" answers her open the oven door. I rush into the
"You promised to tell us," they carry out public works on which to
mother. "Here's the money; stop kitchen. My wife has fainted. The cried out loud, both together and all engage the unemployed. Every work-
bothering me. I gotta get dressed children are yelling. I rush upstairs at once, "all about the work the rain- er in employment will participate in
BUSINESS NOTICE
and go to the bridge party."
to get the aromatics, the peroxide, the drops do." the loan to an amount of FES. The
Any wonder they liked tsimis? It toothpaste, the Ex-Lax, anything and
"So I did! So I did!" answered Council also urged that the Jewish in-
Miss
Gertrude
Shubow anc
everything.
I
come
stumbling
down
kinds made me think of Ludwig
the Old Gentleman, smiling through stitutions should speed up the ar-
glass of tea. Remember those days
the opening of her piano stu
SOME MORE "TSIMIS"
carrying
I.ewisohn suddenly deciding that he the stairs and rush in. Ah, he! She his long white whiskers. "And now rangernents for
the i out of
Ileh? Those were the days. A home
her
home,
4035
Duane
avenue
I'll tell you all about the their projected public works in order
liked Judaism and Zionism after all has opened her eyes. "What is it? I will.
was a home then, a mother a mother
What is the matter?" I cry to her.
to provide work for the unemployed. ous students accepted. Call
these years away from the fold.
By Albert A. Light.
cool
and
sparkly
raindrops."
a father a father, but today! Today
"The tsimis—the tsimis," she moans.
The All-Palestine Conference of 3387-R.
It reminded me of one of our most
—the home is the house you sleep in
They stood by the window, that Railwaymen was opened here, Jewish
"What's the matter with the tsimis?"
was all one aide of the house, and and Arab delegates being present.
Well, w211, well, who would've after you are through with the tur. prominent attorneys, who, while sit-
Spectacles and gray hair si
"What
tsimis?
When
tsimis?"
I
watched as the cool and sparkly rain- Mr. Feiggenberg welcomed the dele- wares in love's market.
thought that we still had so many moil that modern social and eco- ting at our table in the Manufactur- asked.
ers' Club during the supper following
drops raced each other across the gates on behalf of the Central Com-
people who enjoyed "tsimis" You nomic conditions call for. The
When anger blinds the nil
"Look!
Look!"
she
cried,
pointing
a certain celebrated wedding cere-
glass and down to the low, broad sill.
should have read all the letters and mother is the, woman who meets you
mony, remarked to me as the waiter at the stove. I looked in the stove. They watched them as they paused a mittee of Railwaymen's association disappears.
you should have seen the faces of at breakfast and dinner table (a
set down a dish of lobster a la New. there was the pot in which she had moment, then ran together clasping
some of our prominent Jews as they mother doesn't eat lunch at home any
burg: "Eye, vee nempt min siee mam- placed all the ingredients I had told hands, like little children playing a
spoke to me about Taimis. Somehow more). The father is the man who
mas gebrotine genzlach?" (Don't skip her about, and they were all just as game, and then jumped—plump!-
comes
home
from
the
office—if
he
their faces bore expressions of remi-
it; figure it out.) If looks could kill, raw as when they had been put in.
right down into the grass below.
niscences of the Friday night meal. comes home at all—and then rushes he would have dropped dead then and
"Did you put in everything I told
"0, the poor little grass blades!"
You could see a far-away expression out to see whether he can get a 450 there from the loow his friend wife you?" I asked.
as they seemed to visualize the burn- bid in spades, or goes to this meeting gave him.
Mabel cried, and "They are beating
"Yes, everything."
ing candles, the spick and span ap- or that show, or so on; and the chil-
them
down," cried Mike, both at once
"Did
you
put
it
in
the
stove
for
Say, listen, folks. I really owe some
pearance of the house, the hush of dren? Just listen—
and all together.
of you an apology. Especially those three hours?"
the Sabbath atmosphere, the kiddush,
"Say, mom, come on! Hurry up! who didn't read the issue two weeks
Yea, she replied faintly. "Why
"0, no, they're not," the Old Gen-
(Directly Opposite Book-Cadillac Hotel)
the gefulte fish, the cherain (horse. I gotta go to the movies."
ago about "tsimis." Do all of you didn't you put a light under it? I tleman shook his long white whiskers
radish), the luckshen soup with or
wisely. "The grass blades are bend-
"You can't go to the movies. You know what "tsimis" is? Not "Stim- asked.
without "mandlin," the stewed went to the movies yesterday."
"You didn't tell me to. You only ing back so as to let the raindrops
mis," as my telephone operator, Lil-
chicken, and the dish of dishes—the
pass."
"Awl Whattsat! Come on, mom; lian McDonough says, but "tsimis"— wrote: 'Put it in the stove.' "
"tsimis"—followed by the glass of
I pounced upon her, my hands
"T-S-1-M-I-S." A double "m" would
"They look like tiny footmen,"
tea, No. 1, and cup of tea—I mean it'll be late."
not hurt it, either. Well, let me ex- around her neck, and I pressed my fin- Mabel said, all by herself.
plain what it is. I said to my wife: gers tighter and tighter until soon her
"All in green livery," Mike said.
"Do you know what 'tsimis' is?" tongue began to—no, not talk— to And then they laughed, both to-
She says: "Sure! You make it out hang out, and her eyes began to bulge, gether, and for a long, long time they
of prunes, and it's good." I says to but just then I reminded myself that watched the grass blades bending,
another man's wife: "Do you know my children had seen me about to com- bowing low, like so many little foot-
what 'tsimis' is?" She says: "Sure! mit murder. And, secondly, a thought men in green livery, opening doors
You make it out of carrots; it's went through my mind—after all, I and standing to one side, bowing law
food." Another said: "Out of sweet know what I've got; she's the mother again, as the raindrops passed by
potatoes;" another, "Out of apples of my children. She doesn't smoke them and went into the earth.
and how
and raisins;" and although they all cigarettes nor chew tobacco,
The Reopening of
"Now, tell us what they do," said
differed on what it was made of, do I know what I'll get the next time,
relinquished my hold. A few min- Mike and Mabel, all together and
so
I
they all agreed it was good so I said
Dancing Daily, 6 p.m. to 8 p.m. and 10 p.m. to In.:
heard her mutter. both at once, "because you said you
to my wife: "I'll call up mamma; utes passed and I
I stooped and listened. "Dear," she would."
Saturday Matinee Dancing 12:30 p.m. to 2:30 p.n ,
she'll tell me how to make it and then
I
"The coolest, sparkliest raindrop,"
you can make it some time." So I mumbled, I'did you like it? Shall
A few
said the old gentleman with the long
called up my dear old mother—God make some more next week?"
bless her!—she's 83 and as chipper minutes later she was dashing cold white whiskers, "is the captain of all
water into my face. The question had the other cool and sparkly raindrops.
"Fine Food Served Fine."
and active as a two-year-old—and I
lie leads them down, and down, and
say: "Mamma, how do you make been too much. I had fainted.
Say, tell me honestly, do you like
'tsimis?" So she says: " 'Taimis?'
down through the cool, dark ground,
What do you want with 'tsimis?' tsimis?—The Jewish Ledger.
and through layers of every kind of
You like oysters, 'nd creps, 'nd lob-
earth, sometimes sandy and some-
sters, 'nd all kinds o' slopper-eye, but THE COOL AND SPARKLING times pebbly, and sometimes all dot-
Suns Old Location.
what do you want with 'tsimis'?"
ted with little rocks, and sometimes
RAINDROPS
'tsimis'?" So she says: "Take 1 pound
red and sometimes gray and some-
of carrots, 1 pound sweet potatoes, 1
times browny-red-and-gray, until one
By Louis. H. Guyol.
pound white potatoes, cut into email
day they come to a very hard layer
pieces, then cut up 1 pound flanken
The Old Gentleman with long of very hard rock. It's not pebbly
Charlie is happy to an nounce that his 'tore has been
meat and mix with water. Put in white whiskers, who lived all by him- any more, nor sandy, nor are there
stove. After three hours add one-half self in the woods in a little house even little rocks through which the
completely remodeled and retouched and invites his
glass of sugar and pinch of salt. Cut built out of logs like a little cabin, drops can pass. It's just a hard and
friends and patrons to visit him on opening day.
up small pieces of fat, mix with a little with one whole side of glass, like a solid stratum of rock. And there the
flour and water, salt and pepper to great big window, stood beside his captain of the cool and sparkly rain-
season. Then make doughballs, mix window-paney wall and watched the drops cries out:
with other mixture, put in stove for cool, bright raindrops as they raced
"
three more hours, and it ought to be each other down to the low, broad
"And ill the company of cool and
Genial Charlie and his corps of trained • ss i slants
'tsimis' at the end of that time." So sill. There they paused a minute , sparkly raindrops halt. Then the cap-
I wrote it all down and gave it to my
will be there to render you • better and finer service.
then ran together, clasping hands like tain looks around and looks around
wife, and last week, right on Friday,
children playing a game, and then and looks around, until he finds a
she wanted to surprise me, no she
I.
they umped—plump!—right down pathway leading upward.
mixes
it
all
in
the
pot
like
I
told
her
SOUVENIRS TO EVERYBODY
" 'Forward march!" he cries and
into the grass below.
to and puts it in the stove. At 6:30
"I wish the Funny Ones were all the cool and sparkly raindrops
e 4 '1 1"
P. M. I came home. I notice there's
here," said the Old Gentleman all to march up along the pathway in the
a difference in the atmosphere. My
rock until they come to the soft, dark
himself.
He
was
thinking
about
a
wife winks at Buddy. Buddy winks
at his sister. They all wink at me, boy who lived in the little town near- earth. They push and climb through
"es iz ah lebediger velt." "Well, well, by. His name was Mike. And about that, up and up and up until at last
what's the matter? What's going on?" a girl who lived in the little town they bubble out, in the springs that
I ask. nearby. Her name was Mabel. lie give us cool and sparkly water."
"0, there's the sunshine!" cried
"Wait! You'll see—a snrprise," called them the Funny Ones because
my wife answers. "Wait until you sit once they had said that rain was her- Mike and Mabel all at once and both
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down." The candles are lit, the house rid—beautiful, silvery rain. And he together.
Even while they were speaking the
is spick and span—even though it isn't thought that very, very funny. But
springtime—and everything is just he wished they were there, and he old gentleman with the long whiskers
was
opening wide the door.
'st
s
"Come," he said, and Mike and
Mabel followed him out into the
green woods, where in the soft, dark
shadows they came to a little neat of
rocks, and there, stooping down, they
saw a spring—all made out of cool
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The old gentleman with long white
whiskers took three broad, green
leaves from a nearby bush and made
three cool, green cups—one for Ma-
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very own self, and they dipped down
and (lipped up the cool and sparkly
raindrops and drank deep of the cool
and sparkly spring.
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"Thank you," said Mike and Ma-
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the old gentleman with the long
white whiskers, and, "Thank you,"
he said, bowing to the spring.
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Fenkell Mothers Club:
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