TheIkritorr,OnsnffiRONICIL PAGE FOUR , fir — - ' M. r. ox•-.L smith, who will present his findings at the dinner on February 28, 28, and will no doubt make recom- DETROITJEWIRI &RON ICI1A Thursday, ones will scout much of mendations. The sic e Published Weekly by The Jewish Chronicle Publishing CP. Lee. _____ Joseph J. Cummins, President and Editor Jacob Entered aa H. Schakne, Business Manager a...a-ass. m.o., tiaras 4 191C, at the rot I ollie e kW,. under the Act of March 3, 11(79. - at Detroit. _ - r-.4 Th.‘!„ Torett 111, isr• what they will hear, but those who appreciate pains- taking research work will listen to his findings and recommendations with the same critical appreciation 88 they would to the findings and recommendations of a skillful medical diagnostician in whom they have im- plicit confidence. This is the first survey made of Detroit Jewry to ur knowledge, and we look forward to the report w ith pleasurable anticipation, because it will enable all who are intrested in service in the community to do their work with greater effectiveness and understanding. NEW YORK LETTER i!c N - Q:Iiilbrtn's (Earner ` By D. LEONARD COHEN 417 31138111:112 11111111.1 711,118LIth allk.51 11111118114 11414, Filing of Majority and Minority Re- and fell to the floor. "Beans fells. Beans fells, ' wailed Sammy loudly. Cable Address: Chronicle A Small-Town Sketch of Jewish So - Glendale 9300 o Telephone: "Pick them up and be quit t," coin America to Aliens—Majority Re- cial Ambition. Leaden Officc manded his mother. "I'll put the sic( port Fails to Bring Out Any 14 Stratford Place, Lndon, W. 1, England baby to sleep and then you 'II go to Changes Asked. By Marie Syrkin. 43.00 Per Year bed." Subscription, in Advance (Copyright, 1924, Jewish Telegraphic "Nice baby, lolly baby," agreed To Insure publication, all correnpondenee ad news matter must reach this "So," said Mrs. Ebner Norris to gn eye. Agency.) Defoe by Tuesday even ' Ing of each week. Mrs. Milton Jacobson, nee Myrtle Le-Sammy, his distressingly loam for ous than looking more large 1111(1 The Detroit Jewish Chronicle Invites correspondence on eubJects of Interest *Tow' that both the majority re- vy, "I am really in an awful fix. I an Indoreement of the fur ever. to the Jewish people• but disclaims reeponsIbility iters . must to g o to that initiation. Elmer is port and the minority report of limey exp ressed by the wr "You've got som e eyes," Mrs. .la "Y take me and there is no one Ring "II annch, Paunch and Jowl" has stirred Jewry as it the immigration committee of the cobson conceded and Kane his i a quick with whom to leave Junior, That girl Adar 17, 5684 has not been stirred since Henry Ford opened his cam - House of Representatives have been disappointed me. I really don't know hug and kiss. She really preferred February 22, 1924 Pled, it remains to be seen whether w , 11 , to do. If it were not to late....? (lark eyes. Milton's main c l harm had paign of ignorance and calumny. tlIprophecies of House Republican just an o orbs now k g i hat - i le.a rs sfth: i tll th ne orbilll e w p leIr l ob lietfk er fo l, li,er jaeotomno'to,yoyuhw:,orgr(ya,"fiir:rprouitridf "Run . originally acv glow' The character in this much condemned work is un back w i th that from Sammy's face, but late y with al known, but the publishers give out the information t right along. Bring Junior (10).vn here i out how brought up at this session of Con- the ladies magazines pointin Today, February 22, we celebrate the birthday in his carriage and he can sleep cosily the he was a Jew, dead five years, who lived on the East Kass- is tanta oun t all foreigners were dark a nd conse- in the front room. I'll see to him till of George Washington, the first President of the United quently generally unworthy, she would side, and his funeral was in the nature of a public same thing—will be ful mfill ed. to you get back. Nothing like being States, the Commander in Chief of the Continental The majority report, signed by 14 have preferred something It ' as exotic. ne, ighborly. I know what it is to be mourning. members of tilt; committee, was a num- flonll hove dark r e €. •s but not t, i r s A un r7 1 ra Army, the able statesman who understood American ), rit f d. '; - ty. Well, We have been on the defensive so long and have de • j c soulful , dreamy that (lid not oecur to at interests in all their ramifications, and who is today dE "wins, a. t rtihtA.iofnuilsli i yrti . .s n i is i a t ' r r y a' c t I ilta if Sammy would only be re E 1 tall and iu tn s ' erne 0 f n ( . . sis Y d a supersensitiveness to criticism that we are of e The 14 signatories, headed brightened Mrs. Norris with an air ia he handi- i ofveircome Phrasing. biiguhott oe rin called upon by all insular, isolationists to save us from velop thh thlttfic aa - ol o h wo eohni:.s. h riled ns almost psychopathic. Our reactions have all the ele One could i n i, y a null „nett, 1,:isitnr,i,e,ntioontist*:;',hinnegtresns - o li, a ,e n rPym s ru ,, rpirai, se obw any contact or commerce with unhappy, broken Eu- n five foot lic uYtets)Ve h ope for six feet but ( ments of a deep seated inferiority complex, and con - not ter confided to her hult r in'ti.as "Ai;d if nine was something to strim for. Mrs. nothing unsaid that might be (in: rope. sequently we have lost much of our sense of discrimi - left you'll give him his bottle at 10 o'clock a Jacobson eluded in the category of Jingoistic had c lculated it t u a nicety. When George Washington warned us against en- all prepared, all you have to do nation, and will howl down anybody who dares criti - Americanism, which demands that —it's Milton was five feet seven and you is warm it and boil the nipple—why, tangling alliances in Europe, we were a new born na- "America be held for Amer icans," a never could tell what the pi oper food it will be fine. Give it to him slowly n which demands that America tion, poverty-stricken, with internal jealousies among cise us adversely . ' would do . soga l f or he'll get colic, the greedy little vas- us seem to forget that the theory o close its doors to the European—the of Proper food! Here (Brim r was not many Too the states, without a stabilized government or currency, cal. And," she lowered her voice con- Southern anti Eastern European, to ready and she was still rot king Jun- fidentially, "if necessary, I hope you with the tariff barriers erected by the several states infallibility has been exploded. The king can do no be sure, not the Northern European. ion She waved Sammy ( ut of the wrong no longer obtains. We can do wrong and we do The Northern European is blessed will " that were stifling trade and manufacture, and on top room and cautiously sus e to go. "Don't mention it," laughed Mrs. wrong, and there is no better way of correcting this with a Nordic ancestry, greatest of "Wow," yelled Junior as s. Don as the of all this we were physically and mentally exhausted Jacobson good-naturedly, "accidents all heritages, and his presence in Am- d motion stop pe. than by criticism, straightforward and honest. happen in the best-regulated families. by seven years of war. erica is a thing much to be desired. . J ain icortoi n d sa ntado:t ,n resignedly. A MLsol 1,,, ,,:.;, i epw a,r a l,or a -b lioro e f d feoitho e r ni o r i everything. Is it not true that the rich and often ignorant, those o( , )oa). n , ,,,tih ru t ) o p e Fisu It certainly was wisdom and perspicacity that ie rt.; s tomf por trhe opi r A rll 'T1,71.,:rchniltd, i',i e an Y implies o, Milton would have to get along with of the - prompted this advice at that time, for we would have who have made their money in questionable businesses Msion No an intimate discus on hark s o pataly y alien tin th igestive moss, a makeshift dinner. There would not rris rs. trigs fmaterni ty but signed our death warrant as a nation to have made al- and by equally questionable methods really do hold im - indpur , e if r a t 1 oseal , 1 . ce for the pose, a menace to smsoci nd p b , t) r time t, h . of os o an so dero inz. of io ,fsly y ow u - attention t a g0 )1, 7 d,u and this taint ire life of r tohre the french fried but portant and influential positions in all Jewish insti liances with the intriguing diplomats and greedy sov- ' s ( so ' stiio ' s ''ss T tt "That ehen( -'I f h ml i :I ' e ;es, noel there were some peas fro m yesterday. i ui o7lo l t ereigns of Europe, who were ever trying to overreach tions? And is it not equally, though unhappily true, sion and breeding racial hatred. There you," she exclaimed. "I assure you, I would have to do. A 1 Noman was each other in their mad attempts to acquire more land that the learned, men of character, gentleness and in - is irony in the majority report's feeble appreciate it. I'll run an and dress That only human. now. It's a gala affair, don't you tegrity must be satisfied with places of no consequences attempt at placing the blame for rac- know. "Milton," she whispers( 1 piercing- and power. All the nicest people in town. ial hatreds on the alien, when the doe- ly as she r hea d him Ifu an n l i b ling at the It's a real honor to be asked. I could This advice was given more than a century ago, in these sam institutions? , masterful preach- putting the 't dt ' ] door , " be bear to miss the opportunely. and what changes have taken place in that period And who will dare deny that the politicians of larg- ment of that doctrine, whether or not not am so relieved. I'll be down with Jun- baby to sleep." splanations Ilalf an hour later e, it is intended as such. From the loosely organized, poverty-stricken thirteen er communities are influential far beyond the rabbis; is ftil l ia in f gs before I lea ve.". were forthcoming. "You see, Mrs. r 111 f Jrofh orlistionr sod lio is foco e-soir fa hteorn ie: ior, 4n4:ts going states, torn by jealousies, bitterness and misunder - and that these very politicians, bootleggers, etc., l are it was only of Norris had to go out, so a t e er her. Pl s n cealle° I afr emseves t a ioen unless the alien stream is damn- - to?" Mrs. Jacobso e v r th l care of Junior." standing, we have grown to forty - eight closely o knit, able to throw the cloak of respectibiity "Dames of the Kamelias, — pretty neighborly to take - led Milton !" commer ell and take the credit for having say ' „Norris "Mrs. y mutually helpful, wealthy states, forming the United name, isn't it?" came Mrs. Norris' jo - gruffly, I don t notice h er wearing ed the. country from being overrun by States of America. From a handicraft , small tool col- by the generous gesture of a funds, large contribution to the synagogue, the community the or p hanages or an alien horde through the legmla- ous answer through the closing door. out the carpet except whei she wants "Oh, I forgot. I shouldn't have told of 1921, which prevented, accord- you. It's a secret. But you won't something. You let pool le step all lure, we have grown to giant machine co-operative tare some other equally worthy charity. ing to the report, the coming to Am - gouu,:. culture. From a country with laborious slow transpor - Why all this hypocrisy and piety? Why all this c e ,r o i n etaenotfs aaln l dEo u fra' sto w t ee enro e t r o si3rm r aolf - y moeunrtir ofai , t anI d. r sure — not even to Duet y gues s I am too goo d natured," tation facilities, we have developed space and time an- denial in the face of facts, which every adult person "Of course not. What do you take admitted Myrtle virtuous ly. "That's what everybody says. WI ly, only the nihilating transportation and communication facilities. with any discernment and experience knoih'S to be the between 1,500,000 and 2,000,oso. The ft:r?" . of me . iztory thehi d other day Mr. Kahan sou d, 'Mrs. Ja- largest riln d unigrate rairi a country whose exports and imports were neg - e y ame reflected Mrs. cobson, you're too good na tured. You ligible, we have become the greatest exporter and im- facts? Let us for once be done with our tender sensibili- Pr Atst she set the table for - s the John let people take advantage of you.'' he rea w to ens ths e report, eunlesr porter in the world. From the country whose place ties and face the realities. These things do not apply I t son dinner — she made a point of calling Bill is passed. "Oh, he said so, did he? Well, don't — she specu - the evening meal, dinner characteristically and exclusively to the synagogue. Of the change in the census basis you be too good nature d muttered laced on whether she would be asked was among the poorest relations, we have taken the They are equally true of the Christian Church. from that of 1910 to that of 1890 the Milton . a to join. There was a little nvy the decision to make Mrs. Jacobson felt tom show baffled seat at the head of the table. uld realities If these noisesome reaes a are offensive to us, , let report says that the closet whic h would canton crepe but returned to the great news of the the change was arri b ve d at after long hing. She mentally raised NO valua le advice or assistance is expected from a just the tin be j us fi rst recognize them as such and proceed to bring and careful conside rati on of every ele- evening. "Don't let on yo u know, be- - poor relation, but the richest, most influential host with about a state of affairs where gangsters do not rise to ment of the immigration problem. The the belt and with the salt - cellar bat e ca use she told me not to tell you, but ance in her h and six inches above ated into the report sets forth that the change in any conscience and appreciation must do something in Judhips M Norris is being rs. meditate d Doha d ges and shrewd money - making Jews exercise the census basis will exclude from s our t a bl e d she pau e and isn't it?—a this world, otherwise he is unfit to hold his position. eu c a h n oit mcor b o n;.r.A r nttou g el i i v ( 4 , ) f sc o om l er im f o ieght! undesirable tbo h d more authority and power than rabbis. Let us have cities f u on lub." brIf e t il p ao rr exclusive eim Y c l urvs :ZrPi rr l e:X et. eI im m, rthn h We cannot stay out of world ff aairs wit one an be nded Milton "Say that again," demE We need not enough of showing peference socially and politically a touch of othing to say of the fact that the the dressP , and then again dropping his copy of the Independent nothing and participate in them with the other. 1890 census as a basis for a two per color might he too loud. Mrs. go r f ooi son repeated. make any entangling alliances, but it is a solemn obli- to those who merely use the synagogue as a place of has f cfu o l d set saayo tr oxa ts. - T rthl-i l easz ;. M nerve, some got convenience. cpeenatnsquwothaonuilal admit i n orth r0 pEo;.lorgy o- Rt:sYeitfelkcIn'ww;'rsellegow gation which we cannot escape to use our influence, e fool, some We must find some solvent for this fatty degenera - credits with having a fanciful Nordic ple, seeing as there are to few Jews nerve! and you are eon fool." power and authority to bring order out of the chaos tion of the mind. What we need is some vigorous Men - in town. A Gentile can get away with riginal (Teutonic according to the Mrs. Jacobson's lips be ;an to quiver ancestry a lot more than we can." This con- of the European inferno. plunges for our souls, some o theory.) "I wouldn 't be spoken to in this wa! sciousness weighed heavily against the We cannot be persuaded that George Washington cal exercise, some cold Who do you take me for And we can is hardening of our flabby spiritual muscles. touch of color and ahe reluctantly de - Minority Report. the prize nut in my country alive today would advocate an isolationist policy. H best get into the pink of condition as the pugilist says A MINORITY report was filed a cided as she finally deposited the salt 'tis "For of thee. I suppose i f Mr. Norris cellar, that playing safe was better understanding of realpolit ics, his passion for freedom, by strict training in the school of realities. few days later by Congressmen asked you to press his ho od so that he than a bit of life. No one would be his sympathy for the oppresse d, his sense of order, his could look real spick and span at the Sabath and Dickstein, who delayed We doubt overmuch whether Haunch, Paunch and able to say that she, Myrtle Jacobson, next Ku Klux, you'd be g lad to oblige. practical idealism would have made him a champion Jowl was written in a spirit of malice or with destruc - their report in order that it might be was l oud. y he t delay. Glad to oblige,' he re-i Berated with given additional force b The clatter of the baby carriage be- , whether it of some progra m of world understanding fierce irony—"I'll tell the world you're The effect sought has possibly been f Nations, or some other five intent. It holds up the magical mirror and those ing wheeled from the apartment up- e o good-natured. Maybe, m y dear Myrt- be World Court, Leagu who have the courage to look will see, and through attained although it is yet to measure d stairs roused her from her reverie. ova stating mild- extent. Congressmen Sabath an "I thought I'd bring him early," le, — he lapsed into d its scheme. and benevolence will change this hideous, love, work anenevoenc ness,—if you could brio g yourself to Dickstein dispose o f the Nordic theory beamed Mrs. Norris. "You don't l b ra t the day of e he natal W e can cee read something more thi n the adver- with a nicely turned paragraph, which founded a democracy which monstrous thing into a thing of beauty and joy. mind, do you? Ile falls to sleep like tisements and how to he beautiful dent with a feeling th at must be quoted. After charging the a lamb." Johnson Bill with being discrimina- During the final exchanges of mu- though married,' you'd know who was saved by Lincoln, l , and shall yet spread until its those Kamelias are. Fr( tty name. So tory, it goes on to say that it is based teal good-will, Mrs. Jacobson noted beneficent influence shall encircle the whole world and flowery. They're she-de oils and mum on the "unfounded anthopological the details of Mrs. Norris dress cur- find its expression in the ideals of Woodrow Wilson, which are fay- defers, I tell you." theory that the nations iously, carefully and enviously. Wine- The Menorah Journal has now lived for ten years. ored are the progeny of fictitious and re d velvet Real handsome, but a Jew "Mrs. Norris is such a nice woman," whose recent death has grieved us and made us deso- feebly began Mrs. Jacobs on. hitherto unsuspected ancestors, while get away with it. No use We hasten to congratulate them with a deep sense of not could late. "Mrs. Norris, nothini C. I suppose those discriminated against are not trying. gratitude and appreciation. she said it was a prett y name. She classified as belonging to that mythi- Junior raised a series of agonized When the Menorah Society was organized a decade cal ancestral stock. There is no scien- yells as soon as his mother left. has no more brains (ha n the rest of ago with the express purpose of keeping alive the spirit tific fact worthy of consideration "There, there, Snookums," comforted you." Very much later that evening when of Judaism among college men and women through the which has been introduced to sub- Mrs. Jacobson. "Let's sing 'Rock-a- Mrs. Norris claimed Jul t ier she gush- Samuel Goldsmith, one of the speakers at the an- media of Menorah Chapters, the founders expected stantiate this pseudo scientific propo- bye-baby." ed. "Such a lovely time , such beauti- A really adorable baby, she mused. nual dinner of the United Jewish Charities, made a sur- these chapters to function as the all important, sub- sition." ful costumes and noble houghts. All The Minority report asks what is Such nice blue eyes, such a nice pink about foreigners." vey of Detroit Jewry last summer. He will make a re- stantive, vital instrumentalities and the Journal to be asked by Jews and Italians, Slays and and white aspect. Why didn't Sam- , who insist on a more fair basis "Yes " said Mrs. Ja cobson tartly. others my have blue eyes? She had blue eyes. port on the data gathered by him and his assistants. "Here is his bottle. Al so there were for selection than that offered by the the means of expression for these organizations. Just like that child to be contrary. Many erroneous opinions will be corrected, new lines accidents than ch, tinges, so han- Menorah societies sprang up all over the land and eminently unfair Johnson Bill, an un- True, Sammy had a pair of luminous more die with care." biased commission which shall gather of endeavor opened up, and old ones discontinued. orbs besides which Rudolph Val- "You didn't tell Mr. Jacobson, did carried on many and spirited activities. For a time it new facts and new statistics, "instead dark entino might be tempted to go out of The sociological survey is the scientific method for you?" asked Mrs. Norri s. of conjectures and statements," and seemed that at last an organization had been brought business, but still they were too large "Of course not," wa 9 Mrs. Jacob- ascertaining what is wrong with a community. It dis- shall recommend legislation too soulful—in fact, foreign. Just What do you into being that would keep alive the interest of the which son's stiff answer. free of any discriminatory features. like an Italian, thought Mrs. Jacobson covers the plague spots in city life ; it prevents duplica- Jewish student in traditional as well as modern Juda- take me for?" For the present the minority report resentfully as she watched her two- tion of efforts; it precludes useless giving; it enables nerve," said Mrs. Jacobson ism. However, from recent reports it seeps that the proposes that the Act of 1917 is broad year old offspring meditatively pour- as "Some she got into bed. ' 1 think I will those in charge of philanthropies to use funds in their enough in its scope to restrict undesir- ing beans from one small cup into an- put on that touch of co or after all." other. Some beans missed the cup possession most effectively and speedily. It is the diag- Menorah societies are in rather a melancholy state, al- able immigration. General Offices and Publication Building 850 High Street West o i al 7E7r . r: a s r e iitoi o a n r a f. Bitel: P. B ta syt reit c i s vi. .a na i i , n j:a. e hra s t .i a i c0 NEIGHBORS "Haunch, Paunch and Jowl." Washington's Birthday. ■ The Menorah Journal. The Annual Meeting. nosis of the diseases of the corporate social body in the same sense at the skillful physician diagnoses disease in the individual. Before philanthropy was organized and systema- tized into what is at present known as welfare or social work, there was no attempt made to learn the causes of poverty, disease, crime and prostitution. Those who were more fortunate felt it their duty to give their less fortunate brethren, and accepted all these ills and derelections as necessary evils. or part of the inscruti- table scheme of Divine Providence. The lazy, unscien- tific theory that these things have always been and will always be was sufficient both for the givers and receiv- ers. But our age, which questions every heretofore ac- cepted verity, and seeks to discover hidden causes, is not satisfied with these explanations that do not ex- plain, and these fatalisms that destroy and disintegrate social life. The first move made by the social workers was to do away with individual. indiscriminate charity, which at best only pauperized the recipients and gave the donor a feeling of satisfaction. This, however, was only the first step, a necessary and valuable one, for it meant efficiency and economy. But this only touched effects at best. It did not reach causes which gave rise to the need of philanthropy organized or otherwise. However, it did not take long for the men and wom- en with special training, scientific outlooks and social consciousness to realize that these problems were sus, ceptible of solution if only the causes were scientifically ascertained. Among these specially trained men is Samuel Gold- nokr NI. nor .2/1›, -3.4,, ,,Kee, though there are over sixty in existence. They are in many instances mere paper organizations. They have been overshadowed and swamped by the fraternity, which seems to appeal more strongly and intimately to the Jewish as well as the Gentile student. But the act of birth giving Was not futile or abortive. The Menorah Journal is a child of which any parent may honestly he proud. To the lover of books the Menorah Journal is a joy; it gives one a thrill. Typographically and artistically it is the last word. The range of subject matter will please the specialist as well as the general reader. World renowned Jews have contributed and are con tributing to it. The literary excellence equals that of any journal now printed in the English language in this country. And above and beyond all these things it has adhered consistently to its original purpose—to keep alive alive the spirit of Judaism and to spread a knowledge of Jewish philosophy, history, literature, art and drama among those who can best be entrusted with this heri- tage. and transmit it to future generations. The Menorah Journal has more than justified its existence. It has proved that a magazine can maintain a standard of uniform excellence and need never pan- der to the tastes of those who want the sensational and lurid. It has never hesitated to publish opinions of those who were not in full sympathy with the idea that Judaism was worth perpetuating. The readers judg mept was counted upon to choose and discriminate. --/. American Jewry inside the colleges as well as out- side must maintain and support this fountain of light and beauty. - - - -26n 'Kw Mem R Republican Leaders Worried. EPUBLICAN leaders in the Clouse, meanwhile, have seen a new cloud on the horizon, a cloud of dingy hue. They have become im- pressed with the possibility of losing the foreign vote at the coming elec- tion if the Johnson Bill goes through and Republican leaders have made so bold as to assert that consideration of the Johnson Bill will be delayed until other immediate and necessary legis- lation is attended to, which would leave Mr. Johnson's bill out in the cold. re it oal-, s program as stated be If fore, thispossible, together t hat the Johnson bill will fail of con- il a d journ the t og ati schedu l will have ed t pentsibilistyscthatu immi ccording to the At o be regulated a d d l y likely d ec imore But v. iey. li of i e t9 m is l o a ms Itsh'hatitsee is is a renewal of the Act of 1921 or an extension of the act until new legis- passed. !Dort ioorn ran folritt ic h a el John- tOry Po see asZ ed son Bill in the House of Representa- tives, once it is voted on, but predict bcr,,, in de by a 8rs e mallmarifin defeatt hhy tat under dee which seems to influence. Mr. Johnson's restrictionist w .lifI the doesnlotseeni possibilities of a C t1 a n I pleased with :fl o e- defeat forhis pet biell."Thbei man from Washington, in fact, is not view with any piqued. Ile does too great pleasure the recent turn of He finds it ex- the political worm. (Turn to last page.) ',PP % let.' JO.% It' `141.' .1.0".2*` -1416 FROM A TOWER I love rivulets and flowers, Shade-trees, leafy, tall; But I love the lofty towers— Towers beat of all. At their belfry, at their steeple No man ever stood; From on high I look on people— And they look so good ... Yond the center of the city Orderly and still; Every workshop—clean and pretty, Luring—every Gone the Guard House; Gone the Toll Ho USE People—girls and boys; Every house—a fancy doll-house, Trains—just infant's toys. Who said, city-life was riot, Shame, and hue, and cry? List, how orderly, how quiet— Quiet from on high.... P. M. RASKI N