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OUR PROVIDERS

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FIVE SKETCHES

ROSH HA-SHANAH

GREETINGS

5684 - 1923

—a

happy
and
prosperous
New Year

SHIFFLET, CUMBER & COMPANY

INVESTMEN7'S

1530 Penobscot Building

DETROIT

a wife and a child! Can a wife r e- appeared to be humble, and—wasnt.
spect and a child venerate such a Ile weighed his turnips and potatoes
laughably boyish father as he?
as though he were dealing out rare

and precious merchandise. Ile clinched
the two cents received for a little bun-
dle of soup greens, on his cash regis-
ter, with the same satisfied air of
The tall young policonap officially
having made a sale, as though those
twirled his ("W, walked straight
BUTCHER--THE GOOD SOUL
two cents represent," a hundred times
ahead, and tried very hard not
to their actual worth. During the win-
smile. The ever present crowd
d ter he rubbed his hands and stamped
Mr. Teitelbaum is the meekest crea-
small boys and loungers felt no such his feet
but never once left his post;
ture alive.
need of restraint, and their mirth
during the summer he waved a 1,11111,
"Ile is so good like butter. YOU can
broke forth in laughter and extem-
spread him on a piece of bread," com-
leaf fan at his perspiring face. When
poraneous sallies of wit.
it rained he stretched an oil cloth over
plains his wife, and indeed it is a miss
Hey, you, (helm have that co
fortune in this butcher-laden world left to you by your grandfather?" at his pushcart and when it was hot and
to posses, a husband who hasn't prac-
dry he watered his greens with a tin
"Why don' chit plaster your ears t
a watering can. But no matter what
tical sense and hard cunning enough your head, they're tlying off!"
the condition of the weather, he stayed
to keep his customers from patroniz-
"That feller's got a map that ont y ,in
his corner with the same dogged
ing the other stores.
mother can love."
seriousness, with the same steadfast
"A parr they go to every butcher
The butt of this ridicule trudge
Ile waited with patience
shop in the block, and they can't get along beside the policeman as quick! d
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y while a fussy woman handled all the
what they want, they come to him.
as his short legs would bear him. T o
And he goes and gives it to them,
radishes in miler to buy one, and he .....
ea•h of the officer's long steps he flee(
good fool that he is.
I would tell 1.11 to take two, and finding that eve I- shrtored it stoical shoulder while ari-
a other one berated him for having
thou 'If you buy by Schwartz, buy by
so he could not keep up with him, h e
given her wilted greens the day be-
Schwartz; if you buy by Teitelbaum,
doubled his 1/111:i. into se tr o t. II
e • fore. Ile clicked the pennies and kept
buy by Teitelbaum.' But he, he even
pushed a cart of dates and his atto I- silent.
gives them a piece of lung for their
Don was centered upon his efforts t
cats. I would give them lung for
•
One day I missed him.
prevent some of his cargo from twin
their cats!" And Mrs, makes us un-
pilfered by the little imps around him
"What happened to Mr. Lincoln?"
easy as to what she would give in-
Ile was a wizened creature, his thin I asked.
stead of lung for the cats.
body lost in an enormous great coat,
"Why, don't you know?"
Teitelbaum is a must absurd sight
his small head pulled into his collar us
"No, what happened: " '
in his bloody apron, as he manipulates
though he wanted to hide it, his styes
"Mr. Lincoln will never again sell
a joint with a great, cruelly shining
moving rapidly from right to left, and vegetables on the First Avenue Mar-
knife. Ills gentle, black-bearded face,
his abnormally large ears protruding ket. Ile bought a house in Borough
with its velvet eyes and fine aquiline
on either side of the faded fur cap. Park."--(The liay.)
nose, is just the kind flue would want
Ile resembled mostly u rabbit —a big
to see bending over a prayer book, or
frightened rabbit. As usual, he was
weeping at the wall of Solomon's tem-
being haled to the police station for
ple. It is easy to imagine "tow on the
conducting his business on the corner
night of Atonement Day he pledges "villain as firmer
. Ile kilt a strange
with full heart, "Next year in Jerusa•
fondness for that particular c )rner, I like to minis with plain folks,
Ion." Meanwhile, he shakes his head
hosed perhaps upon the fact that he With regular sun - and-rain folks,
and sighs while his wife !oils at the
had no right tot stand there.
With folks whose hearts are sound
new butcher whose marble-top tables
and who
Nloishe was wiser than he ap-
iind bright nickeled hooks lured three
peared to he, for instead of limiting I re qtr:sight 111111 . ..simple through and
customers away. Ile lifts his hands
through.
himself to one kind of stock he varied
with mild protest as an angry woman
it according to the suggestions of the
flings a bundle of meat on his chop-
(litre-runt seasons. In winter he sold Such folks are truly tine folks,
ping block.
dates or roasted peanuts. In the spring The same-in-shade-and-shine folks;
'Look what you send me. Such
his pushcart was fragrant with straw- A nil, howsoever fools contemn,
nicat you send me? All scraps, all
berries, Peaches, pears and grapes Um surely most at home with them.
rags. You want me to eat such meat? crowded it in the summer. Nor (lid he
You should eat such meat."
confine himself to the sale of fruits. Sone like the putting-on folks,
And Teitelbaum mildly shakes his
In December he sold gaudily . colored
folks,
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head over the rejected bundle, chops
In i nsincerely living crowd
picture postals with seasonal greet- The
the cuts the excited woman points at,
ings, and in September, when the 1,Vho ape the rich and please the
and while he wraps them up he wrink-
p rs,u
weather was not so hot as to melt it
les his good face into an ingratiating
nor se, cold as to freeze it into tooth-
smile and attempts a peace offering.
breaking blocks, his cart boasted every Such make-believing-grand folks,
"Look, Mrs. Linowitz, everything's variety of chocolate candy.
Such
I-the-upper-hand folks,
all right, and here is a nice piece of
Evidently his wares were popular, Whatever place they occupy
lung fur the cat."
for late in the evening we would see Ale not the folks for such as I.
him trudging past with an empty cart.
For Reducing and Increasing Weight.
But often we saw him run breath- Be mine the toilaind-moil folks,
ICEMAN—THE TYRANT
lessly, even scattering his wares, and The sturdy near-the-soil folks
Ile might be a big swarthy Italian, we silently congratulated him upon Who know the sorrow and the strife,
a big blond Italian, or a little wiry his escape. In spite of his vigilance, And fairly play the game of life.
Italian, but he is always Italian and however, he is frequently marshalled
Entire Sixth Floor of Holden Building
he is always called Joe. Joe is the by the relentless toluecoats to the po- The tender-and-the-strong folks,
Corner of Grand River and Griswold
name inscribed on the sign above the lice station, where he painfully counts With pity for the wrong folks,
What
climbing
parasite
can
please
down
fines,
only
to
be
back
the
next
cellar and it is bequeathed along with
it to each succeeding iceman. At pres- day, licenseless as ever, and sporting The honest heart like one of these?
HANDBALL AND INDOOR GOLF ARE NEW ADDED FEATURES
ent we are having the fourth Joe in a cartful of brand new goods.
—Dennis A. McCarthy.
five years. Each of the others has
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become rich and left the cellar, and PUSHCART PEDDLER—MR. LIN-
COLN
each new Joe struts around with the
proud, confident step of one whose
turn now is to become rich.
I came home from my marketing
As the heat waves increase, Joe's quite flurried.
chunks of ice dwindle in size, Joe's air
"I saw an interesting pushcart ped-
of a man who is soon going to be suc- dler; he looks just like--"
cessful, becomes almost intolerable,
"Abraham Lincoln," finished my
and Joe's punctuality comes to he a mother.
thing of the happy past.
Indeed, ours was not the first family
"We want the ice at 12 o'clock, t0 remark the strange resemblance of
Joe!"
the Jewish vegetable vender to the
"Alla right!"
And at 2 o'clock, national hero. We did not originate,
after repeated messages have been we simply adopted the name by which
dispatched to him, just as our kitchen he was henceforth known to us, "Mr,
glistens in its afternoon cleanliness, Lincoln." His eyes were deep set and
Joe puffs in with his mustily boots and large, his cheeks hollow, his mouth
dripping, ice pail. Our mild reproach- of a good size yet firm, and his cheeks
es are met with hurt indignation.
and chin were covered with a short,
"You •anna sin ice? Alla right! grizzly beard. Ibis tall spare figure
You don' wanna7 Alla right, too!" was bent, and at a cursory glance he
And he shoulders his pail, ready for
even appeared to be humble. But the
dignified exit. We take our hasty queerest thing about him was that he
words back, and the ice is coaxed into
its proper lodging place.
Sometimes our orders are given
late, and Joe's eyes shine as he takes
his pipe out of his mouth to utter
scornfully, "Sold out."
Ile is the most popular man in the
block and all the housewives submit to
his arbitrary regime. But we are an
independent family; Young Hopeful,
after being plentifully bribed, makes
a little wagon out of a soap box, which
he conveys down to the dock where
the ice is sold to the ice-men, and just
at the right time each day, breathing
hard under his heavy load, he pulls
up victoriously in full view of Joe,
whose eyes bulge out and whose cheeks
flush angrily. The extra trouble both-
ers us but little, for we have our re-
venge. Sic semper tyranis!

MOISHE—THE OPPORTUNIST

By Margret Gottlieb.

I EXPRESS MY HEART-
IEST FELICITATIONS TO
THE JEWISH COMMUN-
ITY OF DETROIT ON
THIS OCCASION.

PLAIN FOLKS

Are You
Properly Protected?

We Can Insure You for Any Loss,
Anywhere, of

SECURITIES—Usually Kept in Vault

JEWELRY

Your Own Time—

Your Dependents—

Caused through your death.

Your Home—

From fire, explosion, windstorm, water
damage, burglary and liability for per-
sonal injuries.

Your Automobile—

Any damage to your car or property of
others or personal injury to the public.

Your Business-

The here-awhile-std-g one

Detroit Insurance, Agency

11th Floor Dime Bank Bldg. Phone Main 3200

L. J. LEPPER

NEW YEAR'S GREETINGS

Solomon Bros.

CUSTOM TAILORS

Specidiaing in Latest Patterns.

502 Breitmeyer Bldg.

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2nd—We provide safeguards to pre-
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3rd—We write insurance to protect
you against all risks of whatso-
ever nature that are unavoidable,
and which would be a shock to
your business.

Main 3134

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A Happy Prosperous
New rear

I TAKE THIS MEANS OF WISHING ALL MY FRIENDS AND

CUSTOMERS FELICITATIONS OF THE SEASON

I am now located is • I rrrrr store with more advantage to my cu..

tamers, inasmuch so I on able to more fully give the

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Caused by sickness or accident.

G. J. GNAU
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HILL SYSTEM OF HEALTH BUILDING, INC. i

FURS

PERSONAL and HOUSEHOLD EFFECTS

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Ben Canvasser

KOSHER MEATS AND POULTRY

SIB.. TWELFTH STREEET at GLADSTONE

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MILKMAN—THE LARK

Ile hers blue eyes, rosy cheeks, a
pug nose, and two front teeth knocked
out. I suppose there was a time when
he tried to appear serious and re-
sponsible), but he must have given up
the attempt as a laid job, and now
nothing can wipe off the perpetual
smile and good nature from his inap-
priately young-looking cheeks. Noth-
ing, did I say?
hiked, there is a
something that changes his gay sing-
ing into a torrent of earnestly eta.
quent apology, a most terrible some-
thing that can happen to a conscienti-
ous milkman, namely oversleeping.
Usually when we hear the energetical-
ly whistled selections from the most
popular operas , accompanied by a
happy clinking of milk bottles, we
turn on the other side with a con-
tented reflection that we still have
a good hour and a half before facing
the unfriendly chill of a winter kitch-
en. But there are times when no
whistle is heard and, upon getting up,
we find no milk at the &sir. Soon we
are aware of a clinking, Oat the usual
gay tune, but a shy, embarrassed
clinking and we hear the faint sound
of contact as the bottle's are cautious-
ly placed upon the tiled floor. If we
open the door quickly enough, we spy
a guilty figure creeping to the other
doors.
"What was the matter today, Mr.
Milkman, did you oversleep?"
Mr. Milkman starts suddenly and
blushes like a naughty schoolboy who
is caught placing tacks on the teach-
er's chair. Then the torrent of apolo-
gies bursts forth.
Ilia big day is Wednesday when, af-
ter all his bottles are delivered, he
appears at 10 o'clock in the minting;
a pencil behind his ears and a note-
book in his hand, ready to collect the
price of his week's toil. He does not
whistle now, the task on hand de-
mands due dignity, nor does he blush,
for the milk is never late on Wednes-
day mornings. He enjoy' the oppor-
onity to be leisurely and exchange
'vilifies with his customers.
"How are you, Mrs. Gersten? Chit-
dren all in school? My wife has a
oil hard time taking my little troy to
schnol in the morning."
For he has a wife and a SOD. It is
a real disappointment.
We like to
think of him at his mother's baby.
We like to imagine him drinking his
three quarts of milks day (he con-
fesses to three quarts) and ' inn , t ,
bed at s o'ch•ck in the •elit,: B.:t

Carpets cleaned on the floor with
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Rosh Ha-Shanah
a
Greetings

5683 :-: 1923

Upon this impressive occasion
in the lives of your people, I desire
to extend my heartiest greetings
to the Jewish Community of
Detroit for a Happy and Pros-
perous New Year.

Joseph A. Martin

Commissioner
of Public Works