PAGE FIVE @NOM= lq/IS 0 . 11 GI AS . Colf9414 5 !:hr. dos E P By Chas. H. leseels.) fCemwright, 1921. A reader suggests that my nomination of Barney Google as ■ fitting running mate to Henry Ford on the Presidential ticket of the Flivver party amended by substituting Andy Gump. I am sorry that I cannot are my be way clear to accept the •ubstitution. With the great crises that loom in. ternationally in the near future, our Flivver President must have some one v.ho is at least his equal in klowledge of history and diplomacy, to say noth- ing of world affairs. And I feel that Google, through the inspiring influence of the championship of Spark Plug, has develooed • breadth of spirit in d ea ling with his dumb friend that will stand him in good stead when he deals with his other equally dumb friend. • The Liberator in the July issue says: "The search for a complete political idiot for President has un- avoidably led to the door of Henry Ford." Who can add anything to this complete statement? This letter is dated San Francisco, but it was • mistake, it should have been "Gopher Prairie"—and instead of the writer's name being Paul Find. lay it should have been the Rev. Dr. Bowlby. Thin 100 per cent Zip Zowie writes to the magaaine known •s the Modern Merchant and Grocery World, somewhat thusly: "I am strong for restricted immigration. I have urged united action by grocers on this vital question for two reasons: First, be- cause it would be a wonderful benefit to our country—and I know that grocers are 'Americans First!' • . . One resolution in Kan- sas City in 1921, deplored the presence of 'foreigners' in the gro- cery business; surely a condition bad for our business must be bad for our country." All right, Mr. Babbitt. What's bad for the grocery business—"the pros. ence of 'foreigners?'" Do they compete too keenly with you? What do you mean by "Americans first?" Don't you know that any man who writes such an un-American letter as you don't know any more about Americanism --the Americanism of Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln or Roosevelt—than the former kaiser? Who made you the original 100 per cent American? What right do you have to arrogate to yourself the privilege of saying who should or should not get into this country? My, my, some of us grocers do think • lot of ourselves. I ■ m sure that the Huston grocery firm of Pittsburgh, Pa., would be delighted with Mr. Findlay's letter. Mr. Findlay's historical knowledge is only equalled by that other eminent authority on history, Mr. Henry Ford. Read this delightful bit: "All history is cluttered with records of high civilizations sub- merged by the influx of barbarous or semi-civilized hordes of no lower average intelligence than those dumped by Eastern steamship corn- panics daily at Ellis Island." Mr. Findlay, you may be an excellent grocer, but as for your knowledge of history and Americanism—please go away and let me sleep! RABBI FISCHER WILL BE INAUGURATED AUGUST 26 Will Become Rabbi of the Hungarian Congregations Here. Congregation B'nai Moshe, Garfield and Beaubien streets, and the Delray Hungarian Hebrew Congregation are preparirg fur the inauguration of their rabbi-elect, Rev. Muses Fischer, to take place Sunday, Aug. 26. The arrival of Rabbi Fischer marks the culmination of a struggle, begun last winter, with a view of obtaining thy servise of this well-known rabbi 'is the lilt spiritual leader of Detroit .Jews of Hungarian descent. Although duly six months ago, Rabbi Fischer experienced difficulties in obtaining his release from the First Hungarian Congregation Aguilath Achim in Chi- cago, which he served for the past 20 years, earning the esteem and attach- ment of his thick in a degree that made his parting painful. Rabbi Fischer comes to this city lif- ter an admirable record established in Chicago communal life, recommended to the present position by the Chief Rabbi of Pr•ssburg, Hungary, a grad- uate from whose rabbinical school Rabbi Fischer was. Rabbi Fischer is a lecturer at the Hebrew Theological School of Chicago, a director of the Chicago Orthodox Jewish Home, past director of the Federated Orthodox Charities, the Maimonides Hospital and other institutions Descended from a famous rabbini- -al family of Hungary, Rabbi Fischer is a staunch exponent of orthodoxy, recognised as an authority on the To'l- mud. Arrangements for the inauguration are in charge of a committee headed by Robert Rosenberk and Mrs. Harry Rosman. The preparations provide for a reception Sunday morning at the Michigan Central depot, installation at the synagogue at 2 p. in., a ban- quet with appropriate entertainment at the Kirby Center, concluded by a dance. Further details will be an- nounced in next week's issue of The Chronicle. ZEIREI ZION AFFECT REORGANIZATION HERE New Officers Elected; Zionist En- thusiasm Prevails. FUR DEP'T FUR DEP'T Fifth Floor Fifth Floor GUST FUR SIMI Guaranteed Savings 25% to 40% From Our Later Prices No effort has been spared to bring to the women of Detroit a great stock of luxurious, high quality furs at extraordinary values. We have brought to this city a quarter-of-a-million- dollar stock, which we now are placing on sole at guaranteed savings of 211 to 40',, Come tomorrow and select from three great groups of these fur coats, capes and wraps at greater than usual savings. Attend this sale, sure, if you are looking for a "real buy."/- Natural Raccoon Nutria Hudson Seal Nat. Black Muskrat Caracul Opossum Northern Seal Scotch Mole Marmink Civet Natural Squirrel Persian Lamb Hudson Seal Hudson Bay Beaver A Reasonable Deposit Will Hold Any Fur Until Wanted Be Sure to See Our Win- dow Display of These Fine Furs The Detroit branch of the Zeirei Zion announces that a complete reor- ganization has been affected in the lo- cal society and that the new policy Well, now, we are beginning to get light on the practical and sensible has introduced a spirit of enthusiasm. side of the Palestinian situation. Dreams have had their day. Pretty hard- Nev officers elected for the society headed times, these. Listen to what Sir Herbert Samuel, High Commis. are: Simon Richardson, president; I. sinner of Palestine, said the other evening at • dinner given in his honor Eisenberg, vice-president; M. Margo- in London: lis, recording secretary; Hyman Book- stein, treasurer; Miss Mabel Levine, "The Jews desired no position of privilege in Palestine, unless it financial secretary; Miss B. -Jacobson, was that of rebuilding by their own efforts and sacrifices a land social chairman; I. Silver, Jewish Na- which had long been allowed to remain derelict, and they sought no tional Fund chairman; J. Wilk, mem- share in the government beyond that to which they were entitled bership chairman; I. Smolin, Hecho- We are offering these jacqu- Beige Caracul, White under the constitution as citizens." lutz chairman; Aaron Kurland, pub- licity chairman. Miss II. King, A. -ties for tomorrow at a price $590 Erminette, Coca Caracul, It's too bad that the Zionist Organisation years ago did not have such Weintrobe and Z. Wasserman were have in should sell all we Platinum Caracul, Natural that • spokesman. And much misunderstanding and trouble would have been added to the executive board. 'ess than a day. Be early. Muskrat. avoided had the Zionists taken originally the position outlined by Sir A campaign for the Ilecholutz will Frank & Seder—Filth Floor—Chars. Account. Invited. be conducted soon, to last two months, Herbert. during which a minimum of $1,000 will be sought. Mr. Eisenberg was Dr. S. G. Bland, speaking before the Sunday School Leadership Con- chosen to head the campaign. ference of the Methodist Episcopal Church at Lake Junalaska, N. C., said A successful Zeirei Zion outing was that the Old Testament history was full of myths; that the early history held Sunday to Tashmon Park, Miss of Israel prior to Abraham was founded on helpful myths. That the early Jacobson being in charge of the ar- our internal problems and the recon- history was not founded on fact. All these questions, he said, had no rangements. A Zionist spirit prevailed WESTERN PROGRESSIVE of our national existence in bearing on Christ or Christianity. This is amusing, to say the leant. If Dr. luring the outing and a large sum ORDER IGNORES KLAN struction Palestine." Brand were intellectually honest, he certainly would have added that much vas collected towards the national of the New Testament is filled with myths, superstitions and legends that Zeirei Zion fund, WASHINGTON.—(J. T. A.)--A ORDER OF WEST PLEDGES Meetings of the Zeirei Zino, are be- pass for fact. Of course, I do not know much of these things, but if the By DAVID A. BROWN resolution condemning the Ku Klux infallibility of the Old Testament Gills, then those prophecies that accord. ing held every other Wednesday even- FUND TO KEREN HAYESOD Klan was reported adversely out of ing to Christian scholarship have an important bearing upon the coming of ing at the Kirby Center, featured by The Jewish and non-Jewish press selves to give a few hours a day for the resolution committee at the con- Jesus, certainly must •ffect "Christ and Christianity." At any rate, one interesting literary programs and dis- throughout the country have been a week, and they will be surprised at vention here of the Jewish Progressive F'ollow'ing, an address delivered .by is glad to see courage even to • limited degree. cussions of Zionist questions and carrying on their front pages a story , the enormous amount of money that Order of the West. The committee, Dr. Jacob Sonderling at one of the topics. of a suit brought by the leaders in will begin to roll in. acting on the resolution, which was sessions of the biennial convention'el ,There is one other by-product that introduced by Dr. Sufrin of St. Louis, the Progressive Order of the West at the New York campaign for Jewish I don't know Robert E. Lee Saner, Esq., of Dallas, Texas, but I would like to. Not so long ago he responded to the tout, "The United States," Sum of $1,206.01 Submitted by war relief on a pledge publicly made to me is of far more importance than oxpressed the opinion that it is better the New Abbot hotel, Washington, D. either the money that we are so much to ignore anti-Semitic agitation and C., the convention unanimously adopt- for $500. The facts as presented to Detroit Jewish National t the annual banquet of the Pennsylvania Bar Association at Bedford • the court show that this man made in need of or the effect on the com- that "recognition only stimulates its ed a resolution recognizing the neces- Springs, and he said some things that give as hone for a return of the real Fund Committee. his pledge and during the course of munity as a whole, that will come haneful activity." The report of the sity of rebuilding the Jewish Home- 100 per cent Americanism in place of the shoddy and counterfeit that is through having all their pledges paid committee was received without dis- land in Palestine and the Keren Hay- being worn by make-believe Americans today. And I am glad that his Announcement is made by J. H. one year had not paid anything on es; d as the central fund for the recon- remarks were delivered to • Pennsylvania group, for Penaylvania has too Ehrlich, treasurer of the Detroit Jew- it, although he was well able to to and that is the effect on the morale sent. of the individual who is permitted many Blue Laws, too much theology and too little religion. Samuel Epstein, of Chicago, woe re- struction of the Jewish HomelantLand ish National Fund Committee, that so. The court held that the pledge not to pay. That type of man is •leeted Grand Muster at the closing Pledging $3,000 out of its treasury the sum of 1,206.01 has been submit- was binding and gave judgment to cer- ted to the national office from colter- 'the New York campaign committee lowered in his own estimation, is fession. The other nominee, Samuel for the Keren Ilayesod. 'Chia suns la tainly not as good a citizen and sure- Read this, fellow Americans, and rejoice! tions in ,Detroit. The items included • for the full amount, plus the costs in Kt ansherg, of St. Louis, withdrew in addition to $1,000 for the Keren are: Collected from boxes, by Mrs.lthe case. Since this story was broad- ly is a poor Jew. The man who from the raet. Morris Shapiro of St. Ilay•sorl pledged a year ago. "The birth of the Republic and the birth of the Constitution! The address of Or. Sonderling unit Ehrlich, $51.65; by .1. Rachowsky, carded, an epidemic of similar suits meets his responsibilities, who pays LOUIS, Was re-elected Grand Secre- It is well for us in this generation to hark back to that immemorial 313.12. The Flower they collection net- have been started throughout the his honor pledges, walks erect, looks 'ary: Carl Subinsky, of St. Lluis, tho adoption of the rerrolulian was'one time. Verily, there were giants in those days! Madison. Hamilton, ted $510.69 and the Tisja B'Ab col- country, both Jewish and non-Jewish. his fellowmen square in the eye; but First Vie,' Grand Master; .Ice Schil- of the outstanding features of the con- the man . who for one reason or an- ler, Chicago, Second Vice Grand MR, vention. Dr. Sondorling, who is are Jay, Marshall, Washington, Jefferson, Adonis and Franklin. . . . core doubt there is a great differ- lection $322.25. other fails to meet his just oblige- ter; .1. E. Goldberg, St, Louis, Grand of the Wading Refov-n Rabbis of GO- It would be impossible in this day to assemble their like. In this core of opinion as to this method of lions sneaks around the corner when Treasurer; Wm. H. Goldman, St. many and an orctor of linumual '....)o- statement I ant not entering into a discussion of the fundamental Kosher Week at Camp collecting funds raised in the name Girls' sees someone he knows coming, Louis, Endowment 'treasurer; Harry quence, recounted some of his ex's:til- ability of the fathers as compared to our present statesmen and near- of suffering humanity. My personal he Elizabeth Opens Sunday. keeps away from all social and com- Feldhaum, St. Louis, Grand Counsel- t-n(1-s on the Russian battlefield Attn. statesmen. I mean under the present dispensation it would be im- opinion is that any method that col- served possible to elect them to a constitutional convention. Wayne B. lects funds of this kind is justified, mural efforts and forevermore be. lor. Kansas City was chosen fur the ing the World 11 ar, when he "Kosher Week" at Camp Elizabeth as Chaplain in tile German iirinlee. Wheeler of the Anti-Saloon League would immediately send out a next convention. not so much for the fund itself but comes a communal liability. for Jewish girls, under the super- In the name of those for whom we The report of the Grand Secretary The fireat --t calcining force antanit questionnaire asking George Washington and John Marshall if they in the interest of the individual. who vision of the Jewish Institute, is in ever in all their lives took a drink; and Dr. Harry Bowlby of the Blue has made and then refused to pay. have worked so hard, insist upon showed the organization numbered 113 the (wens UN,' and alctimized readiness to receive its guests on Sun- The leaders in Jewry throughout every person who can, paying up. In ledges, with 12,193 members in 29 he said, was the hips of the restora- Sunday League would interrogate Benjamin Franklin as to whether day, Aug. 12 to Aug. 19. The cost is the name of your community whose cities. tion of Palestine and the enthushosin he ever flew a kite on Sunday in Philadelphia." $0.00 per week, including transporta- the United States must sooner or The last day of the convention was evoked by the Balfour Declaration,,'. later realize that every man who eeia1 needs are continualy multily- tion both ways. The group will leave. nsist upon the pledge being paid. featured by an address by Dr..lulius This is delightful, delightful, friend Saner. More of this sort of satirical Sunday noon from Northwestern creates a 'giving history is a tangible insist An envious man frowns when is asset to the community, providing, In the name of the man who has made Sonderting, of Hamburg, represent- criticism would 1 to thinking Americans just how ridiculous these Community House, N reford avenue, the pledge and has failed to pay, for ing the Keren Iloyesud. Rabbi Oscar neighbor rejoices.--The Talmud. hidebound fanatics are. At the risk of tiring the reader, I must quote •n- three doors north of Grand River of course, that he pays his pledge; his sake insist and use every method Levine, of Philadelphia, also spoke. that the man who for one reason or other paragraph, because Mr. Saner's statement goes true to the very heart avenue. to secure full payment. The loss of a pious man is a gsn . lie urged that Jews cease answering of Ku Kluxism and Fordism and Billy Sundayism and all other "isms" that The daily schedule, which consists another is permitted to escape his the anti-Semites, but instead "devote to his whole generation.—The Tal- seek to dominate • nation of over 100,000,000 of people with their absurd of; Reveille, morning dip, setting up obligation becomes a communal lia- our energies to constructive work for mud. arrogance and their spurious Americanism. exercises. Flag raising. Nature study, bility. RABBI STEINER HONORED Lately I Was asked to come to one first aid instruction. Swimming and undoubtedly well-meaning of the large cities in this country that of "There is today an organization hi tiling. Campfire. Tattoo. Hikes and Rabbi Adolph Steiner, of Salt Lake people who, I believe, call themselves the Sabbath Observance athletic meets. The special features still had on their books some $30,000 League, and who are actively engaged in attempting to force upon are: Sunday night—Get acquainted, unpaid, out of a total of $150,000 ('ity, Utah, received a degree of Doc- talks on camp. Monday night—Marsh- originally pledged. This $30,000 was tor of Divinity from the Lincoln Me- the 110,000,000 of people in this country a standard form of what mallow roast. Tuesday night—Songs owed by over 550 individuals in the morial University. The official state- they are pleased to call 'Sunday Observance,' and, mark you, the and Indian war dance, Wednesday community. A brief analysis of the ment accompanying the degree is as form of Sabbath Observance that they select is what they themselves night- Popcorn, riddles. Thursday situation proved, conclusively, that follows: consider to be the proper form, without regard to what the remain- "Rabbi Adolph Steiner, earnest and night—Amateur vaudeville. Friday the leaders themselves were respon- ing millions of their fellow-citizens may or may not think about the night—Music, singing. Saturday— Bible in a large measure for the non- careful student of a great literature, subject. What is the end and to what does all this lead? If a cer- collection of these pledges. They as- leader of a great people, planner of tain class or cult of our citizenship can by law force their fellow- Application can he made at the Jew- sumed that the man who had pledged large and worthy undertakings: By citizens to a certain form of observance of any day, then it follows ish Institute at I p. m. daily (except- would pay, that It was not necessary the authority of the Board of Direc- inevitably, and will follow, that the next step will be the establish- ing Saurday and Sunday). Registra- to restimulate or to make effort for tors of Lincoln Memorial University, ment of a state religion, one of the fundamental propositions forbid- tion fee of $1.00 must accompany the collection. My first request was for I confer upon you the degree of Doc- den by the Bill of Rights that constitute the first 10 amendments application, leaving a balance of $5.00 • meeting of the organization that tor of Divinity and forward under to the Constitution itself. Let me make myself plain—opposition is had been responsible in the first place separate cover the Honorary Diploma to be paid on arrival at camp. not a fight upon religion, it is not a fight upon Christianity, but it for the campaign. They were the of this institution in token of the con- is a fight for the basic principles of real decent American morality, men that I wanted to talk to and the ferring of this degree. On la•half of wherein every good American citizen, who believes in the guaranty URGE STRENUOUS FIGHT of my address that night was my colleagues and myself, we extend of the separation of church and state, and the right of every man ON ANTI - SHECHITA BILL gist that the loss, if any, was the com- to you our best wishes for a rich, in- and woman in this nation to worship as he sees fit and as his con- spiring and gracious life with the re- munity's. science dictates, must align himself against it." LONDON. — (I. T. A.) — Action I asked this group of men if they wards and appreciation which come against the anti-Sheehita bill, now he- did not consider these 500 and some from a life of service and achieve- Mr. Saner'. speech should be printed and broadcasted in every state fore Parliament, was urged at the odd persons in their community who ment. in the Union. meeting of the Board of Jewish Depu- Lincoln Memorial University. had created a giving history a tang- ties at its meeting here. If the House Signed) GEO. A. 11UBBEI.L, a high of Commons adopted a measure ible asset. I asked them that if they he has President." One thing I must any for Johnnie McGraw of the Giants, ■ against Shechita, it was pointed out, permitted these men to fail in paying regard for Jewish brains. He says that he would give $100,000 for their honor pledges if they ever again it would encourage the anti-Semites in Jewish WI player who gave any signs of becoming a star. There have could expect them to participate in THE ROUND TABLE MEETS. been great Jewish wrestlers, football players, prize fighters, runners, but other countries. The chairman of the hoard reported any of the local social needs. oxide from one or two, namely, Kling, who used to be with the Cuba, and This community is no different Samuels, formerly of St. Louis, Jewish ball players are • negligible quantify. that the Home Secretary had disa- than any other communities through- In open defiance of the thermometer greed with the attitude of the Board ■•■ •• that the deportation of aliens and old out the country who have, through "The Round Table," a group of col- While on the subject of athletics, • word ,bout Benny Leonard may residents from Great Britain caused their own neglect, failed to collect legians, continues to meet during the not be amiss. Benny Leonard. the Jew, occupies one of the most popular intolerable hardships. The Home Sec- hundreds of thousands of dollars that summer months. last Thursday night places in the sporting world. Not alone those who sit at the ringside, but retary, it was added, held out no hope might have been in the treasuries or the discussion was based upon a paper of the press of the country, like on its way to relieve human suffer- read by Henry Gottlieb on "Random for the alteration of the law'. those who write for the sporting pages Benny Leord bec•use he is clean in his methods. He is • thoroughbred Particulars of the work of the Joint ing, had they put the proper amount Thoughts on Judaism.", n• otice where Nathan Strac, went o•er to The consensus of opinion bore out Foreign Committee in connection with of enthusiasm and the proper amount sport, who pia., the g•me. I n the attitude that the Hebrew Nation Leonard's training amp just before the fight to shake hands with him and the fight on the Numerus Clausus in of energy back of their collections. has been kept alive by positive forces I want to repeat again that the loss to wish him well, which is an indication of the splendid reputation Leonard Poland and the situation of the Jewa in Roumania, as well as the position of is the community's loss. Five hundred from within and in spite of persecu- enjoys outside as well as inside the fight•ring. tion. The religious zeal, the profund- men who have established for them- the minorities in Esthonia, Latvia, reported on. Lucien Rolf, it selves a reputation as givers, once ity of idealism, the binding strength State Senator Nathan Straus, Jr., of New York is enthusiastic on the were of our code of moral laws, have been was announced, is proceeding to Gene- they pay can be depended upon to subject of a "baby bonus," giving to every mother • bonus for every child vs to watch Jewish interests at the give again; once they are permitted largely responsible for the nation's that is added to the population. I marvel sometimes at the upsidedown survival throughout the ages. Other seat of the League of Nations' coun- not to pay, they are a cmoplete loss. views that so many men hold on the subject of encouraging I papa cll. Suits may be necessary. Person- phases of thought on Judaism rounded lations by handing women a couple of hundred dollars for every child that out a very stimulating discussion. The Board also appointed a commit- ally, I wish they were not, but before and are sonic higher motive is born. One would imagine that in this d•y , iff the next session of the Round tee to investigate the Edmonton cern- starting suit let the chairman, the should prompt motherhood than the bribe of • few dollars. One can under. Table the subject will be "The Reality etery affair, at which the municipality treasurer and the working groups stand that economic distress is so acute in some groups that women would the Music of councillors gave vent to • number of who gave themselves no willingly dur- of the Intangible and even suffer the pain of childbirth to obtain • bonus. Let us eliminate from anti-Jewish remarks. I ing our big effort again pledge them- My Soul." Extra: Limited Number of Jacquettes .5 YOUR COMMUNITY'S OBLIGATION TO COLLECT ITS RELIEF PLEDGES We Are the Home of Home-Outfits No need deny themselves the needs of a well furnished home. In this statement we not only dis- courage extravagance, but we encourage economy. 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