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Digesting the Week's News

Concrete Garbage
and Ash Receptacles

MARCH 9, 1923

Children's Corner

(Concluded from Editorial page•)

The Talk of the Town---

(Concluded from Editorial page.)
hands rather than to commercialize
his art to insure his livelihood. But P ills, powders and herbs, and each
doctor has his won way of treating
PRICES INCREASE 40 PER CENT IN
Bernstein
something
behind me. One puts me on a diet and tells
SPRING—BUY NOW
him,
while has
the left
indifference
generally
manifested towards artists, partici!. me to eat as little as possible; the
911.00
Otte-Family Rmeplade
lady Jewish artists, may serve to Other orders me to eat nothing at all,
All other alms accordingly
e. to fast. Do you think this is all?
deaden incentive and that which has
been a beginning in the creation of Awl then a new wiseacre of a doctor
H. M. KOFFMAN
along and tells me to eat to
COMVS
a Jewish art may remain a beginning.
Melrose 6556
912 E. Hancock
(From cables of Jewish Correspondence Bureau and Jewish Telegraphic Assam)
Jewish artists are deserving of great- my heart's content. Must be a hearty
eater
himself.
They'll drive me mad
1503 let NMI. Bilk Bldg. Cherry 1472
A report from Sosnowitz states that a bomb was thrown near the home er encouragement. Whether the class
be- one of these days. One doctor tells
of Dr. Pearlman, a prominent Zionist of that town. The deed is attributed that is in position to offer it will
me
to
walk
much,
the other tells me
grudge it, only time will tell.
to the anti-Semitic Fascisti group.
to stay in bed. Well, how can one
• • • •
guess which is the bigger ass?
The Purim Election Rally.
The first contribution from a community chest to the American Jewish Re-
What's the use of talking much?
Thursday evening was Purim eve.
lief Committee for 1923 has been made by that of Portland, Ore., according
PUBLIC ACCOUNTANT
to an announcement by National Director Henry H. Rosenfelt. The amount It also happened to be the Thursday One doctor keeps feeding me with
preceding election-Wednesday. So lapis. I consult another doctor, and
of the contribution by the Portland ComMunity Chest is $45,000.
Auditing and Income Tax Returns
4654 BRUSH STREET
where the Book of Esther was read, is a deadly poison for you." And he
The bridegroom at a Jewish wedding in Donau, Bavaria, was killed and to the political rallies, taking with goes to work and prescribes me a
Kelso, 0542.2
Glendale 1410
four wedding guests were wounded by a bomb thrown in the midst of the them their "Haman Klopfers," which yellow powder. I suppose you know
marriage ceremony. The bomb was hurled by an 18-year-old nationalist, they used in their traditional attacks what kind of powder it is. I come
who admitted that he had sought to annihilate the entire wedding party.
on Haman. At the rally which it was with this powder to a third doctor—
• • •
our good fortune to attend these what does he do but tear up the pre-
The suppression of the film production of Lessing's "Nathan, the Wise," "klopfers" came in handy. There was scription and prescribe herbs instead?
has caused great elation among the German National Socialists. Threats the old pep of the pre-prohibition Before I got used to taking them, my
are also made that in the even the ban on the scenario is lifted, they will days, combined with the jollity of bile would overflow my insides! I
have their revenge in anti-Semitic outbreaks. The government is giving the Purim spirit, for nearly all pees- used to curse him quite some, while
"Open An Account
eat were Jews, and all had the sense taking his herbs before and after
no attention to the matter.
• • • •
of humor to connect the "klopfer" meals. But what won't one drink for
at Finsterwald's"
Premier Galvanowaky has decided to appoint the assimilationist, Fried- intended for Haman with that used the sake of one's health? And the
of it was that, when I went back
Single Homes,
man, to the post of Minister of Jewish Affaires in the place of Soloweitchik, for the political candidate. And while end
to the first doctor, the one who had
No
Interest
or Extra Charge
Duplexes
chik. Friedman, who was formerly a member of the central election com- the comic doggerel
fed me with lapis, he went into a
and
mission, was identified with its notorious election maneuver. The local
rage:
ails,
"heat
is
Purim,
morgen
is
Home Sites
Jewish circles are greatly stirred over the matter.
gebt mir a Kreuzer, and werft
"I prescribed you lapis," he howl-
• • • •
mich hinaus"
ed, "so why do you run like a lunatic!
Over 100 Jewish young men are now taking a course in practical printing
from one doctor to another?" Says
in the Philographic school of Moscow, subventioned by the Joint Distribution was not sung on this occasion, there I, "Sh.sh! You are not the only peb-
Rutty Company• •
Committee. According to the Joint Distribution Committee's representatives was many a candidate whose fate was ble on the beach and I signed no con-
8748 Linwood, Corner Blaine
in these students will hove very little difficulty in becoming self- sealed on this occasion either for the tract with you, and other psysicians
Garfield 2423.5380
supporting when they graduate, owing to the progress of the printing indus-
Michigan Ave. at Washington B yd.
sup-
"Kreuzer" or for the "werft mich , also have wives and children
try in Russia.
' port!" Well, he became infuriated,
hinaus."
• • • •
"We Guarantee Everything We Sell"
you should have seen him! To make
Led by Dr. I. Shapiro, twenty specialists composing the anti-malaria unit
He Was • Great Friend.
a long story short, he asked me to
in Palestine, maintained jointly by the Joint Distribution Committee and the
W. leave and go to my other doctor.
With
the
death
of
Congressman
MACHINE TOOLS
government is operating in the vicinity of Haifa, Tiberias and the important Bourke Cochran of New York there
Says I to him: "I need Co advice;
Jewish colonies. The Joint Distribution Committee has appropriated $85,000
For Sale or Rent
New and Used.
friend of our people. if I feel like it, I'll go to him myself,"
for the operations of this unit for a period of two years, and the operations passed a great
Northw•y 5663
He was a leader among his fellow
ow and I put a ruble on his desk. Do
began on Sept. 1.
representatives at Washnigton, and you think he threw it into my face?
439 THEODORE
• • • •
as an orator he was the greatest of Not at all—they like rubles, I'm tell- \
At the opening session of the conference of the Ort, which was held
them all. By the country at large h e ing you, much more than we plain
in Warsaw, a recommendation of the Medem memorial committee to erect
will be remembered as the great ora-
a "People's House" to be named after Medem, the recently demised Bundist tor. By the Jews he will be remem-. people do.
From the President's Desk—Talk No. 129.
To examine the patient carefully
leader, was adopted. Representatives will be sent to America, it was de-
bered as the sincere friend who raised
cided, to enlist support for the movement. Forty-four delegates represent- his powerful voice aganist the injus- —no, this they don't like, they don't
let you utter a word. I visited a doc-
ing more than 4,000 members wiirepre:en!.
tices practiced against us. Ile will tor the other day, an acquaintance of
be particularly remembered as one of yours, by the way! I shall not men-
The Palestine Jewish labor conference at its closing session in Tel-Aviv
the leaders in Congress who helped
tion his name. As soon as I entered
adopted resolutions protesting against the present immigration restrictions
securing the passage of the resolu- he told me to undress and, pardon
to Palestine. It was decided to send delegations abroad to organize the ill
List Upon Request
tion recognizing the justice of Jewish
the expression, to lie down on the
"Great Aliyah" or incoming of new Jewish settlers to Palestine. The labor
431 Griswold St.
claims -to a homeland in l'alestine. In
conference also resolved to launch a daily newspaper devoted to the interests the hearings that were held before the couch.
What for? He wanted to examine
of labor and to join the Amsterdam International.
Detroit
a
airs,
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House committee on foreign
Congresman Cochran showed a great- me. But why not let me talk to him.
This bank was established 70
Members of the Arab delegation in London have received word from er understanding of Jewish hopes and Well, you see, he's busy. There's a
Jerusalem that the president of the Moslem-Christian Union has decided to Jewish ideals than did some rabbis "next," just at the postoffice or rail-
years ago—in the early days
proceed with the boycott of the elections for the Legislative Council. who appeared before that committee, road station. What, you, too, are
when on the site of the present
The Arabs in calling for the boycott charge that the new Palestinian con. It is as a great friend that we shall busy? Maybe you, too, have a
city hall was a railroad station
MEYER BARRON, Prop.
atitution does not adequately safeguard their rights and that the Legislative remember Congressman Cochran. "next?" But you are a young doe-
Buyers of All Kind. a
and warehouse.
sham.
to have
Council will be unrepresentative and that the elections are a
tor. How do you r
• • • •
"nests?" If you behave like this—
WASTE PAPER
The Coming of Weismann.
It was one of the first State
The problem of Jewish war orphans in Europe has again been emphasized
The arrival in this country of Dr. you'll have vexation, but no practice.
1342 Brewster St.
by the discovery of 1,600 homeless waifs in the vicinity of Berditchev during Chaim Weizmann, the president of And you must not be angry—I didn't
Banks to be chartered in Michi-
Cadillac 1709
Cadillac 1708
gan–holding charter number 5.
♦ a recent visit to that town by representatives of the Joint Distribution Com- the World Zionist Organization, want you to do it for nothing—God
mittee, who reported on Feb. 14, that with the aid of local communal groups should usher in a movement for a forbid I'm not that kind of man and
111MIN MI ani they have already succeeded in placing 700 in "Idgezcom" institutions and greater effort on behalf of Palestine although you would not listen to the
MN MN 1111
It has weathered successfully
300 in private homes. Every effort is being made to provide shelter for the by the Jews of America. During his end, one has nothing to do with the
The Mexican War—
pay you for the visit.
Dr.
Weizmann
other
I
must
remaining 800.
i s i t to America
The Civil War—
• •
What? You won't take anything?
The Spanish•Amerimin War—
The American Yiddish actor, Jacob Kalich, and his wife, Mollie Picon, could not yet boast of the accomplish-
an actress, were killed in an automobile accident, according to a letter re. menta for the Zionist movement that I'm not going to force it on you-
The World War—
and every financial panic since 1853
ceived in Vienna from Bucharest. Kalich has been in Europe two years in he can point to t today.
Then the
man- the
of course
you must
have an
income—
yet ratified.
Today
I presume
you make
a living
from
date
commenced
his
career
as
an
actor
in
the
company
road is clear. Now it is merely a cutting coupons. May they grow and
company of his wife. Ile
This bank is one of Detroit's veteran financial institu-
of Joseph Kessler In Chicago. Later he started a theater of his own in problem of occupying the road, and multiply with you. Adieu; pardon
tions and has always shown its ability to cope,success-
Boston. His performances in Europe met with marked success. Kalich had that is proving a harder task than the me for having robbed you of a few
fully with the most unexpected and extreme conditions.
free acquisition of the right to the minutes of valuable time.—Buffalo
Imo also done considerable writing for the Yiddish press.
It is a safe bank for your funds.
rebuilding of the homeland. The Jewish Review.
Dr. Weizmann has agreed to an Arab proposal that an Arab govern- world at large has given its approval.
ment be formed in Palestine, in return for which the Arabs will guarantee The Jewish people must now act. The
GARRICK THEATER
to the Jews all rights now accorded them under the British Mandate. This
land
Ind has been p rep ared for the peo-
or
unconfirmed declaration was made by A ( u a , e
Granite and Marble
Now it is a q uestion of whether
etss, P
la
nrs
arn
dgo
aLeed
riitco
%,
hr
co
soennstu,
an
y
ti
e
I
hfi
e
gi
,eorwou
.
leif
The
third
annual edition of that
linstninn es
)arptiVe'ihzim
the. Jews are prepared for
to c onsult
ld fir st
retain their vivid and electric revue. the Green-
during his approaching visit to the United States.
faith in Jewry. It is clear that the wich Village Follies, well remembered
delegation of the Vaad Leuml (National Council of Palestine Jews) important task confronting Pr. Weiz- in Detroit for its noteworthy engage-
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A
visited Sir Herbert Samuel and stressed the importance of the legalization mann is to help definitely preparel ment at the Garrick theater last No-
Phone Cadillac 48
Jewish communiites before the election of' the Legislative Council. American Israel for the land of
Louis A. Weds*, Representative
P Is- vember, returns to that theater Sun-
of the
ion. rae .
day night for a week's engagement.
Sir Herbert promised to do all in his power to expedite the legalization.
The Only Jewish MONUMENT
tine will be rebuilt without the help Since its earlier engagement here the
Leaders
of
the
Yawl
are
complaining
that
all
of
their
demands
are
being
Dealer in Detroit.
of European commissions to this "Follies" has toured the major cities
rejected by the Iligh Commissioner, whereas, they declare, the Arab pro- country.
of the middle west with signal suc-
a
posals receive cordial consideration and
even approval.
cess, and has but recently concluded
• 4, • •
"By Accident of Birth."
a
long and highly profitable run in
A special feeding station for intellectuals has been opened in Moscow with
A local organization of Jewish men,
Moving Trucks
Storage
_
funds supplied by the Joint Distribution Committee. As has been frequently prompted by advice from the more Chicago. It will be presented identi-
cally
as on its first visit, with cast
rearm -mitotic mown,
pointed out, the intellectual and professional classes have suffered most from Jewishly inclined members, had un-
Illy and NI of lawn Work Done 5•f.
post-war conditions in Russia and other countries, and the Joint Distribution der discussion the question of adopt- and production intact and unaltered.
Committee has made a special effort to relieve them, mainly in the form of ing a more Jewish name. The state-
food packets to individuals. The report of the special committee dealing with ment by one of the members to the
the problem of the intellectuals in Russia states that the kitchen in Moscow effect that he was a Jew "by accident
will supply meals daily to 200.
of birth and wasn't a bit proud of it"
• •
•
created considerable ill feelnig and en-
The order of the Polish government sending into exile 25,000 Russian raged a number of those present.
and Ukrainian Jews has had the effect of uniting for the first time all Several, in turn, had their pride hurt
Jewish agencies engaged in any aspect of Jewish immigration. The Ica, the and may have had the word "traitor"
Jewish National Council, the J. D. C., the Hiss, the Central Committee of on their lips. These loyal Israelites,
Ukrainian Jews, and the White Russian Jews are all working together however, need have little to worry.
towards relieving the burden of the refugees. The problem facing the The "accident of birth" story has
Going to Europe surrounded by
various Jewish agencies is to find some country which will receive the been heard more than once, and from
the privacy of your own home and
homeless Jews and to provide them with funds to stave off starvation in those who in due course became the
the luxury of a fash'onable hotel.
staunchest defenders of our nation ,
the interim.
This company maintains a week-
• • • •
because it is they who feel insult
ly (Tuesday) service, to Cher-
Miss Amelia Greenfield has been chosen by the Joint Distribution Com- more intensely. And there certainly
bourg and Southampton with quick
mittee to head the Jewish training school for nurses which has been estab-
are plenty who are ready to offer in-
transfer in England to the prin-
lished in Warsaw by the Joint Distribution Committee in conjuction with atilt to a Jew, without stopping to ask
cipal Baltic ports.
"T. O. Z.," the organization of Polish Jewry which is conducting a medico- if his Jewishness is "by accident of
Mauretania sanitary campaign in that country. Miss Greenfield prepared for her pro- birth" or not. There is little to worry
Aquitania
cession at the Touro Infirmary, New Orleans and at Johns Hopkins Training about these accidental Jews, if only
Berengaria
School, Baltimore. She is also a graduate of Teachers' College of Columbia they will learn to know their places
Speed, comfort and service un-
University. During the war she saw service overseas with the Nurses' Army and keep from mixing in Jewish af-
excelled on these giant oil burn-
Corps, and at a base hospital. For the past four years she has been con- fairs. If they do not desire to own
ers. In addition we maintain reg-
nected with the Council of Jewish Women. Miss Greenfield sails for Warsaw up to their Jewishness, why mix with
ular sailings on now fast and ale.
shortly.
Jews altogether?
• • •
gent oil burners to Liverpool, Glas-
The efforts or the Joint Distribution Committee to relieve the famine in
gow, the Mediterranean and spe-
Southern Russia are enabling the farmers of that country to acquire Ameri- WEIZMANN ARRIVES
cial cruise to the Holy Land.
can agricultural machinery. Dr. Joseph Rosen, the Joint Distribution Com-
Rates to suit every purse.
IN N. Y.; IS GREETED
Cunard Money Orders payable
mittee representative in the Ukraine, cabled recently, asking that tractors,
ploughs and other farming implements be sent at once to Odessa, explaining
in POLAND and RUSSIA. Quick,
BY LARGE THRONGS
that
these
would
be
accepted
by
the
farmers
in
payment
for
the
wheat
pur-
safe, reliable.
chinosl from them to start new feeding stations in a number of towns and
(Concluded from page 1.)
CUNARD LINE.
colonies. Dr. Rosen said, in his cable, that the shortage of food would be
1227 Washington
acute in these localities during March and April. A good harvest is ex- the company of Professor Einstein
Blvd..
a
Detroit, Mich.
pected next summer in the Jewish colonies which have already received
the freedom of the city was extended
supply of seeds from the Joint Distr.ibuVon. Committee
to both these distinguished Jews by
Mayor Ilydan. At Stuyvesant Square
A striking feature of the ceremonies marked the recent reopening of the Dr. Weizman was forced by the insis -
the unveiling, in the presence of 300 representative
tent demand of the huge throng to
Riga Trade School was
citizens of Latvia, of a tablet in the foyer dedicating the institution to the
say a few words as his first message
of $1,624,094
Joint Distribution Committee. This tablet was he gift of the local commun- to the Jews of America. The great
cost
of
$20,000
furnished
by
a
school,
repaired
and
re-equipped
at
ity. The Distribution Committee, is pronounced by experts to he even better Jewish leader seemed, despite his
journey and the arduous evening, in
the Joint
equipped now than it was in pre-war times when it was regar
school in Dwinsk the best of health.

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paid for by the
Negotiations are in progress for the establishment of trade courses in Libau.

I.,
George D. Brooks, one of the most prominent citizens of Providence, R.
seized with a heart attack in the middle of • speech before the Hebrew
was
Free Loan Society, of which he was • founder, and died within five minutes.
The dinner was attended by about CO members of the association. Practically
RIGHT, THE MAN
k at the annual affair, which
IF THE RINE LS RIGHT.
spea
LE
every one present had been called upon to
• rsar • Mr Brooks, as one of the
17 celebration of i s twenttet an
Lab Kkiesyaski audio you a Live
recite the history of its found-
es. was
organization's charter members, was asked to
Wire and you won't be st•ppesi
..--....0 ' ing and early activities. Mr. Brooks was closely identified with a number of
I i Providence Jewish Charities, chief of which was the Jewish Orphanage, the
.
He also affiliated
board of directors of which he was one of the first members.
with Haggai Lodge of the Order B'nai B'rith, with the Independent Order of

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Confident of Success.

In his remarks Dr. Weizmann ex-
pressed the utmost confidence in the
outcome of the campaign being
launched by the Keren Ilayesod. He
believed that the Jews of America
would never permit it to be said that
they had let slip by indifferently what
was undoubtedly the greatest occa-
sion in the history of the last 2,000
years for the rehabilitation of the
Jewish Homeland. In particular he
saw in the vast demonstration which,
had greeted him sincere evidence of
the devotion of the Jews of New
York to the great Zionist ideal.
The Jews of New York, he said,
would set ■ magnificent example to
the rest of the country In the $2,-
000,000 campaign for the Keren
liayesod which was now on foot.
nothing
Dr. Weizman declared
can stop the rebuilding of Palestine.
He said that Jewish Palestine and
Jewish America are correlated and
must stand together in this period of
reconstruction.

Brith Sholom and with Brith Abraham.
• • • •
The Temple of the Moon, uncovered in Ur of the Chaldees, the home of
years old and is
Patriarch Abraham, may be between 6,000 and 7,000
probably the oldest known edifice, according to Dr. George B. Gordon,
director of the University of Pennsylvania Museum. The unearthing of
the structure was due to the joint efforts of the British Museum and the
was devoted to
Museum of the University of Pennsylvania. The temple
may
the worship of the moon, one of the favorite cults of that day, and
have been idolatrous. "We have not decided information about the dis-
covery as yet," said Dr. Gordon. "We knew that this temple existed. There
long tradition about it in ancient Babylonie writings. The wall of
was a
so far discovered was erected in the fifth
An old friend do not forsake.—The
the oldest part of the building
was rebuilt or repaired by rulers of Mesopotamia
millenium B. C. E. and
Talmud.
C. E."
of Nebuchadnezzar in the sixth century B.
as late as the time

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over the amount
loaned the previous year.
The funds were furnished
to people in every walk of life,

the borrcwers representing
ninety different occupations.
The loans were made for a
variety of purposes, such as to
fund old debts, to improve
home conditions, to pay taxes,

doctors' bills, insurance, etc.

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