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Detroit

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STEADY GROWTH

. IN NUMBER OF TELEPHONES
IN UNITED STATES

VIENNA.—(J. T. A.)—While ad-
mitting that the party led by Dr. Sei-
pel now in control of the government
is anti-Semitic, the Chancellor of the
Austrian Union assured a Jewish
deputation that the present struggle
in the Austrian seats of higher learn-
ing is not "dangerous." The deputa-
tion which waited on the Chancellor
included Chief Rabbi Chajes, Profes-
sor Pick, and Ilerr Friedman, vice-
president of the Jewish Cultural As-
sociation.
After drawing the Chancellor's at-
tention to the anti-Semitic demands
for rigid enforcement of the percent-
age norm against Jewish students, the
Jewish representatives declared that
the support given these demons in the
course of Parliamentary debates was
more menacing than the unconstitu-
tionla "numerus clausus." To this the
Chancellor replied that it was true
the "anti-Semitic banner" was often
raised in Parliament, but that the peo-
ple as a whole were well-meaning, and
will not tolerate discrimination
against Jews who, he said were "loy-
al and patriotic."

14.000.000

-12.000.000

10.000.000

0.000.000

6.000000

- 4.000.000

2000000

1900

1905

1910

1915

1920

0

The growth of the telephone business in the United States, as shown

'n the above diagram by the bars representing the total number of tele-

phones for each year from 1900 to date has been continuous and steady.
Year by year the business has expanded, without regard to financial de-

pressions, wars or other disturbing influences. From a little over
1,350,000 telephones December 81, 1900, to nearly 14,000,000 tele-
phones December 81, 1921, represents an increase of over 900 per cent,

a growth far in excess of the growth in population or in business as a
whole.
With only one-sixteenth of the world's population, the United States
leas nearly two-thirds of the world's telephones.

Goldman-Nadler

Detroit Furniture Company

Hard to Suit Hildegarde

By ANNA GRACE

Miss "Hildegarde Le Vigne" sat be- sky itself. You've got a 'sky' on your
fore her dressing-table carelessly own name, so what more do you want,
humming while she preened herself. Miss Hard-to-suit?"
"I suppose you think you're clever,
With a great display of affectation she
ran her silver-mounted hrush over her Ruby," said Hildegarde, curling her
sleek golden masses of "bobbed" ring- lips,
"Ruby! Great sardines and little
lets; and a gratified smile appeared at
the corners of her babyish mouth as cuttlefish! Listen, sister mine, you
she surveyed the effect of a small confine your fancy names to yourself.
jeweled pin placed over a little cluster Rebecca is good enough for me, and
of curls to complete her coiffure. That Esther echoes my sentiments, so kind-
arranged to her evident satisfaction, ly in future remember that we do not
her vanity next spent itself upon her appreciate Ruby's and Estelles where
hands. As she filed and lotioned and Rebeccas and Esthers were intended.
perfumed, and latterly plied the buffer As for that silly 'Le Vigne' of yours,
vigorously over her pink and pointed let me tell you that Levinsky is as
hands, Hildegarde let her blue eyes good a name as any other. It isn't
rove admiringly over her shapely the name itself; it's what you make
white hands and her beautifully of the name. Levinsky is just as good
rounded arms. as l'ickford or Rothschild or Vander-
Mrs. Elnathan Levinsky paused for bilt, any day! Spelling it different
a moment in her self-appointed task, wouldn't improve it, but you've got to
that of arranging painstakingly her make folks sit up and take notice of
oldest daughter's wardrobe in a smart it Have any really great people
new innovation trunk, to permit her fancy names? They haven't! There's
tired eyes to wander across the room Susan Anthony, 'Jane Addams, Abra-
and linger with maternal pride upon ham Lincoln, Isidor Strauss—and
Hildegarde in her ruby velvet finery— hundreds more. That reminds me, our
Iliblegarde, the apple of her eye and only brother Louis told me yesterday
the acknowledged beauty of the Levin- that he finds life particularly burden-
sky girls. If, thought the fiend mother, some, with your distorted version of
her Hildegarde was a somewhat spoil. his name—Llewellyn! Great heavens!
ed darling—well, beautiful girls were how can you expert the boy to face
always likely to be pampered, and Hil. his base-ball club saddled with such a
degarde certainly had legitimate cause polished-up affair as Llewellyn? You
—a shadow momentarily flitted across better take my advice and call him
for her vanity. Now Becky and Esther 'Louis' when the other boys are
Mrs. Levinsky's flabby fare as she around!"
"Quite an orator," jeered Hilde-
pondered ruefully over her other
raughters' noticeable 'lack of comeli- garde. "The fancily doesn't realize
ness. Becky was moon-faced, but in- I'm doing them a good turn by con-

The quality of our
home furnishings,
our lower prices
and courteous serv-
ice have pleased our customers so
thoroughly that practically every one
who has dealt with us has sent one or
more friends to buy here. Certainly
this is the final proof of absolute satis-
faction—which makes us confident of
pleasing you, too. We shall be glad to
have the opportunity.

If

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"CrrOR"tef DETROIT
P.RA
PIONEER CNFIelaRrOE
A centinuevesucceseful practic• at
the seise. le Denali since 1911.

tal- alcove the average; there will lie a
good field to choose from. One thing
is certain: you have never been prop-
erly in love, young lady, for otherwise
you wouldn't object if his hair issky-
blue pink and if he does speak with a
slight accent."

liked Levinsky! She always used to
say that if there were any name more
common than Jones and Smith it was
Cohen—and now she has fallen for a
Cohen. Ye gods!"
lake is composing a nocturne,"
said - Iliblegarde, blushing prettily.
"Hear, hear! A second Laura Jean "lie's dedicating it to me."
Libby!" taunted Hildegard, "For a
"That's fine!" Mr. I.evinsky put in
girl of seventeen you seem quite cup- with enthilsinsin. Ile took an instant
able of conducting a 'Logic for the liking to young Jacob Cohen. "I sup ,
Lovelorn' column."
, pose you will have it printed 'To Hit
"Anyhow, if there should be a num- degarde."'
no,"
replied
Iliblegarde
"Oh,
her eight, Tillie, please see that he
lasts a little longer than his predeces- promptly. "It will be 'To Mathilda.'
siers " and with this laughing rejoin- You see, Nlathilda was the name of
der ' Becky swung herself out of the Jacob's mother who has been dead
room. several years now, and, of course,
Hildegarde was going to her Aunt Jacob is very happy because my name
Fanny's who had a hotel in Pineville. is Mathilda, too." This from fastidi-
She had accepted Aunt Fanny's invi- ous Hildegarde! The family digested

tation with alacrity, knowing full well
that Pineville Lodge was frequented
by wealthy patrons, among whom was
an occasional celebrity.
"There's the door-bell. The express-
man, Mamma, I suppose. Well, I'll
slip into my coat, and off I'll go, I
can make the four o'clock train in
plenty of time."
Hildegarde jumped up, fussed with
gloves, veil and minor accessories,

it in perfect astonishment.
"Well, Mathilda Le Vigne isn't
half bad," commented Louis, with a

She looked very smart in her travel-
ing clothes, and carried a small but
expensive handbag.
"I'll walk to the subway with you,"
offered Rebecca, and waddled in the
wake of her sister.
• • •

line and sinker—he can twist her
around his little linger, and serves her
jolly well, too. That's the kind of a
chap she requires, if you ask me!"
"Human nature is ever a puzzle,"
whispered Ilecky cryptically. "More
than ever, one is forced to realize that

wicked grin.

"Le Vigne?" Mr. Cohen's face wore
an air of amusement. "Oh, you refer
to Mathilda'a harmless little joke. It

quite frightened sic, at first, but when
she assured me it was all a Joke, well,
I enjoyed it heartily, eh, Miss Levin-

sky?" smiling at his betrothed.

Hildegarde had the grace to blush
and she looked rather sheepish for a

threw on her coat hastily, then
grasped her mother and hugged her
moment.
violently.
"Oh, boy!" murmured Esther to
"Good-bye, good-bye, everybody!"
called II ildegrade, waving her hand to Becky, "she's fallen for him pretty
all the members of her family present. deep, Beck. Tillie's swallowed hook,

"A letter from Tillie? That's good!" love works miracles—love is—"
"Cross-eyed," interpolated Louis
Elnathan Levinsky, a jolly-faced,
prosperous-looking merchant, reached inelegantly, smiling broadly. "You
across the supper-table for the pink said it Beck. 1 guess this means
'Exit Hildegarde.'"
envelope Esther extended to hint.
It was an hour later. Becky was
"There isn't much news," proffered
Esther, "just a hodgepodge about a scribbling something on a niece of
simply paper, the rest of the family no inter-
certain him. The letter
punctuated with hes, hims and hises.o ested in the conversation of young
r, (wheel that nobody observed
"It looks as if this is a real case,"
laughed Rebecca. "Tillie is gone three Becky in her little corner, except
weeks now, and 'gone on' some one, Esther, who was a little ferret.
"What were you writing, Beck?"
that's evident"
"What does she write, Elnathan?" inquired Esther, who came toward her
'lister later on. "1 saw your pencil
asked his wife, patiently.
"She's having a good time—horse- mote several times."
"Here, read this if you can, Essie."
hack-riding, autoing, dancing, the
usual things, of course. There's a Becky tossed the bit of paper to her
young man she mentions, Sallie, who sister. "Tillie's young man is very
seems to make a hit with her Tillie worthy, indeed, but here's proof that
needs a man who can knock a little he's not infallible. This paper is
sense into her foolish head. I hop e slashed with strokes. There are fifty-
this fellow can till the bill in that four of them, and each one represents
respect. He's a musician, writes Til- an 'ain't.' Each time Mr. Cohen mild
lie. Already he has composed some- 'ain't' this afternoon I made a stroke.
Here's the result: fifty-four of them!
thing."
"A composer! Then I betcha he What (lid Louis say about love? . . .

has long hair!" grinned Louis. "That You bet, it's true!"—The American
alone would make a hit with Tillie. Hebrew,

She likes something out of the ordi-
nary. Ten to (one, if she hooks him, PALESTINE COLONIZATION
tellectual; as for Esther—well, even verting their plain names into some-
she'll have him compose a special
Esther's housewifely accomplishments thing elegant. You, Becky, ought to
wedding march for her; I suppose
The details involved in the coloniz-
and her dexterity with the paint-brush he thankful for Ruby—Reins•ca is so
Mendelssohn wouldn't be good enough ing of 30 Jewish agriculturists in the
and mahl-stick could not gloss over —common!"
for her then."
colony of Fialfouria, Palestine, have
"I
don't
agree
with
you,
Tillie!
I—"
the fact of her unsightly brown mole
"Louis, behave!" rebuked Mr. Lev- just come to light and illustrate the
"Children, children, don't fight !" ad-
on the left cheek and the pronounced
diflicluties involved in restoring the
hump on her nose. But Hildegarde_ monished their parent with an impa- insky, but his eyes smiled.
There followed a perfect avalanche Jews to the ancient soil. The colony
Mrs. Levinsky feasted her eyes upon tient nod of her head. "Let Til-
of letters from Hildegarde, written was started some time ago, but re-
Hildegarde
alone,
Becky."
her first-bore for a second longer be-
"We aren't fighting, Ma," laughed mostly to Rebecca. Hildegarde's ninth cently the construction of 30 houses
fore she turned to the packing.
letter caused little short of an up- and stables was started for 30 set-
"Soon finished, Montilla?" Bible- Becky. 'Say Tillie, talking of coin- heaval
in the family circle. Rebecca tlers, some of whom had already been
garde turned her hilk-and-honeyed mon names, Rebecca isn't a back num-
was the first to digest its contents:
workers in Balfouria and others ag-
and
bent
an
inquiring
gaze
her
by
any
means.
There's
Ivanhoe's
oval face
"I'm engaged, I'm engaged. Oh, riculturists of long experience who
upon Mrs. Levinsky. Rebecca, and dear little Sunny-
"Maybe five minutes more, Tillie brook Farm Rebecca and even Becky Becky darling, he's wondreful—sim- had worked in other settlements or
ply wonderful! We were simply made colonies. The houses and stables, as
darling," answered the mother, gently Sharp!"
"I can't speak no confidently of for each other. His eyes—such soul- well as the necessary water supply,
folding some silken undergarments.
ful eyes! And as for appearance, drainage and roads, are being pro-
"1 wish you wouldn't 'Tillie' me, Mathilda," sulked Hildegarde. "Auth-
really, he's the sun-gad himself"— vided by the American Zion common-
Momma! How many times must you ors don't choose to call their heroines
(How did she find out anything about wealth, of which G. ;l Weinstein of
he reminded?" II ildegarde's voice was Mathilda."
"Let's see," reflected Becky, her Apollo? wondered Becky, marveling) New York is the president. Every
petulant and she frowned slightly.
—"and the other women are green coonist must bring live stock and im-
"I forgot, Til—Hildegarde," mur. forefinger to her forehead. "Why, of
inured Mrs. Levinsky apologetically. course, Tillie—now I have it! There's with envy because he has eyes for no- niements to the value of 5150. The
"It ain't an easy name tie remember
Tillie, a Mennonite maid! And a body but me. Ile plays the violin, investment of the Zionist common-
.
Becky, and he simply makes it sing. wealth for every settler amounts to
and always in my heart you are little great queen was called Mathilda."
"Never
heard of her," grumbled the During the evening entertainments £4011, hut, in addition, the Keren
Mathilda or Tillie—the name which
you
could hear a pin drop when he Hayesod, through the Zionist execu-
older girl, curling her lips.
Porma and nie gave you, darling."
"I didn't expect you had," jibed plays. I know he plays for me alone, tive, is contributing £100 for each
"Well, I wish to be called Hilde-
. . . Oh, Becky, I'm the happiest settler.
etirde and to forget that 1 ever owned Becky. "If you'd read more instead
This operaiion illustrates the state-
such a hideous name as Mathilda! As of fussing with the cosmetic outfit on girl alive! He's coming home with
for Tillie, that always puts me in the table there, you'd probably be nie on Tuesday; he wants to meet the ment recently made by Dr. Arthur
family.
Of
course,
we're
engaged
al-
Ruppin
that while agriculture in Pal-
mind of a barmaid or something cont. better informed, mis&"
ready—I'm getting the ring next estine may in time become a profit-
"Children, chlidrenr
mon." The girl pouted her lips dainti-
able investment, it still requires con-
week.
Ile's
going
to
play
in
Carnegie
"Isn't it time that expressman call-
ly, studying her little mouth in the
ed for my trunk?" Hildegarde asked, hall this winter. Wouldn't I be the siderable assistance in the shape of
mirror.
loans and in other ways from public
"Mathilda was your grandmother's glancing at her tiny boudoir clock. proudest girl, you bet! . . ."
"Tillie engaged?" breathed Mrs. agencies. In the case of Balfouria,
name, sweetheart," defended her mo. "It's almost three-thirty."
Levinsky
in
awe.
the
Keren
Ilayesod has joined the
"I'll just tag the trunk, Til—Hilde-
thee timorously. "She didn't think it
"Really and truly engaged!" cried American Zion Commonweath in
garde, darling," said her mother. "The
common."
Esther.
"Well,
it's
a
miracle.
Gee,'
Placing
the colony on a firm founda-
"Oh, those old-fashioned folk had to packing's done a'ready."
"Say, Tillie," broke out Becky sud- I'm afraid to meet this paragon of I two, thus adding another to the 30
have old-fashioned names. There's
hers!
Anyone
who
can
make
Tlilie
and
more
colonies which are being
nothing mid-Victorian about me, denly, turning a quizzical fare upon
thank goodness! I hope always to the flower of the Levinsky flock, "say, rave like that—well, all I'll say Is supported by the Palestine Founda-
this:
we'd
better
be
on
our
best
be-
WTI
Fund..
keep abreast of the times. Now there is it true that it's all off between you
havior, folks."
is a tendency to corbelled names, so and Albert Goodsohn?"
The family were in a fever of ex-
"What! A'ready all off!" Conster-
why shouldn't I discard that outland-
ish Mathilda for a name any girl nation was in Mr. Levinsky's tremu- citement on that auspicious Tuesday
which would restore Hildegarde to the
would be happy to acknowledge?" de- laws voice.
"Yes, it's all off—and for good!" Levinsky hearth once more. Mrs. Lev-
mended Hildegarde, carefully powder.
insky had spent the day before cook- TO RENT—Nicely furnished room
defiantly said Hildegarde.
mg her nose.
for one or two gentlemen. 1131
"But the '1.e Viggen,'" went on the "What did the poor chap do—this ing delicacies and baking little frosted
%Vest Philadelphia, near Hamilton
mother, a troubled expression on her time?" queried Becky. "It's—el-- half-moons which Hildegarde regard-
car line. Phone Empire 6570-M.
ed
with
especial
favor.
And
now
it
face. "You know—" victim number seven, isn't it?" dryly.
"For heaven's sake, Momma, say "It's his hull-dog tips, if you must was two o'clo•k. In another hour Hil- FOR SALE—An old established new
degarde would be home, accompanied
'Le Veen!'" explained Hildegarde, know. He insists on wearing shoes
and second hard clothing store. A
testily. "It isn't 'Viggen' at all!" with bull-dog tips, despite my begging by her young man. Once in every
big money maker for the right
"Well, Le Vern then," continued hi into wear English•last shoes. He little while Mrs. Levinsky glanced
party. Have been doing business
Mrs. Levinsky. "You know, dearie, claims he needs room for his corns, with trepidation at the clock. If Tillie
for 11 years. Apply 710 Ran-
were
only
here
already!
Poona don't like it a bit, and me and when I heard that—well, I won't
dolph St.
"Ma, you act as if you expected the
neither. It ain't right of you, Til— marry a man with corns, you may be
millennium
to
arrive,
instead
of
your
Hildegarde, dearie. If you must have sure!" Hildegarde tossed her curly
CHILDREN'S.and GIRLS' DRESSES
scatterbrain Tillie and, no doubt.
a swell name, all right, we a'ready head airily.
--Attractively made; individuality
some equally foolish male," mocked
A uncontrollable burst of laughter
An
concede you the Hildegarde, but you
in each frock. Special orders
ain't acting wise to twist up such a from Ile-ky compelled the older girl Becky, unruffled by all the fuss.
taken. Garfield 1100-J,
"Little Mathilda engaged!" breath-
good old family name like Levinsky to glance around.
"Ouch!" exclaimed Becky, feigning ed Mrs. Levinsky over and over again TO RENT—Nicely furnished room
into a goyish-sounding name like you
for one or two gentlemen. Home
made it: It does sound goyish, don't sudden weakness as from shock. as if to herself, her eyes shining with
expectation.
privileges. Apply 9341 Brush.
it, dearie?" purred on the mother's "Some excuse to throw a man over!
At last the door-bell rang. Becky
'pleading voice. Really, you are the limit, Til. You've
YOUNG LADY desires furnisseed
"Whatever it sounds like, it hasn't got jilting down to a science, haven't ran to the door of the anartmcnt and
peered into the hall where she heard room with congenial family. Call
got the 'kikey' sound of Leviosky," you? I marvel at your nerve. So
Miss Milner Cherry 1476, between
footsteps
and
the
sound
of
voices.
you've got seven broken hearts on
shrugged the girl.
9 and 5.
"Hello, everybody!" Laughing hap-
"Oh, dearie!" The mother's voice your string now, eh? Number one—
oily,
Hildegarde
embraced
her
family
TO
that Was Ben Wallach—his mustache
contained a pained note.
RENT—Modern eight-room heat-
"Well, it's no use mincing matters, wouldn't grow to suit you; number all clustered around the threshold. I t
ed
ex, 404 East Ferry Ave.
WWI a gay, vivacious, sparkling Hilde
Mom, Levinsky does sound—er—too two, Henry Bendheimer—he had an
Jewish, sort of—oh, you know what accent, I think; numbee three, Milton garde who chattered little nothings to WANTED—A young lady who has
each
of
them
in
turn,
then
looked
Saksovitch, you shrunk from marry-
I mean!"
had some insurance experience.
"Too Jewish! Well, aren't you a ing a 'vitch,' I believe; number four, around to beckon to the tall form
Apply Greenberg Insurance Agency,
withdrawn into the shadows of the I 535 Dime Rank Bldg.
Jewess? What do you expect?" This Myron Weide, he ate pie with a tea- hallway.
time Mrs. Levinsky's voice came ■ spoon; number five--oh, what was his
"This."
announced
Hildegarde WANTED—Reliable refined woman
little sharper. Really, Hildegarde was name?—well anyhow, number five
to take charge of- small heated flat
a hit too exasperating.
said 'ain't' and 'hadn't ought to:' pridefully, urging the tall figure for-
during day. Plain cooking. Phone
"Levinsky isn't highfaluting enough number six, David Lubin, had reddish ward, "is my fiancee. Jacob, meet
my
family,
one
and
all."
Walnut 5041-R.
hitir
and
a
tendency
to
baldness, no
for me, so that's that!" the girl said
The young man smiled very engag-
exit six—and now, the seventh wears
curtly. "What I want—"
ingly and shook hands with
FOR RENT — Beautiful furnished
"Ho! Ho!" interrupted a teasing bull-dog tips! Ye gods! what a cruel
everyone.
nine-room home. Fam'ly leaving
"Jacob!" marvelled Esther, winking
voice, and the impish face of seven- world, Tillie!"
for California for four months.
Mrs. Levinsky walked over to Hil- to Becky, whose fare was a complete
teen-year-old Rebecca was framed in
Rent
$150. References required.
the doorway. "Another sermon on d e garde and peered into the girl's enigma. "Gee, let me get my breath
Write Jewish Chronicle, Boa 612.
after that shock! Plain Jake! where-
names, Ma?" Rebecca as she entered face anxiously.
"Tillie—Hildegarde--dearie, what's as we expected Valentine or Cuthbert, YOUNG LADY desires room, and
her sister's room looked like an over-
grown fat goblin. "So Levinsky isn't the matter with you? It's positive or something equally as elegant. Will
board if possible, with refined fam-
wonders never cease?" she whispered.
terrible how you can't keep
sufficiently highfaluting

IF THE SPINE IS RIGHT, THE MAN

LS RIGHT.

lamented the mother, deep furrows! alit chin and rather stern lips—a per.
ison who could brook no trifling.
cropping out on her brow,
"He hasrol got how hair," said Es-
"I like that! 'Can't keep a fellow
ther in low tone "Do you know I'm
long!'" Hildegarde reiterated with
rather disappointed. Ile doesn't in
rising inflection. "What you mean,
the least look like a musician—more
Mumma, is that no fellow can keep me
like a stock-broker, one might say."
long!" a trifle proudly.
Hildegarde was jabbering volubly
"Perhaps, now that you're invited about her Mr. Cohen, while the family
to Aunt Fanny's in Pineville for a listened in amazement. Cohen!
„
few weeks, you ' ll meet some young
I'm cmpletely floored, whispered
men whom it will be possible for you Becky to Mr. Levinsky during an op-
to consider eligible, Tillie," remarked portune interval. "Why, Tillie hated
Rebecca seriously. "lice guests are the name of Cohen more than she dis-

Let Klmsynski make you • Ltm
Wire and you won't he stepped on.
mar

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for you, eh.
'Hildegarde?'" with special stress on
the older girl's name. "Why you don't
es-en realize that you are contradict-
ing yourself, Tillie. You want some-
thing highfaluting, and there's noth-
ing higher in the wide world than the

a feller
long—and you •'ready going on
twenty-one! Me, I was married when
I was eighteen, darling, and I had two
—dearie. Something tells—I feel it
babies when I was your age. Til—Hil
in mine bones you'll die an old maid!"

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In the living-room Becky devoted
134.
herself solely to watching her sister's
fiance. In Becky's estimation, Hilde- FOR RENT—Nicely furnished room
garde had indeed met her match. The
for one or two gentlemen. Home
young man was a splendid, virile
conveniences. Apply 438 Frederick
sort
of chap, with masterful eyes, a domin-
St., Apt 2.

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