,Americam Avish Periodical Cemter CLIFTON AVINUI • CINCINNATI 20, OHIO A &limn:Awn PAGE FIVE Ral ZANGWILL ANALYZES I MALIK OUTLINES J. D. C. WILL SPEND YIDDISH HUMORISMS I JEWISH CONDITION $1,000,000 IN POLAND IN SOVIET RUSSIA (Continued From Page One. (Continued from Page 1) . limited proportions that they can yi u are happy about it. Then the '(Continued from Page 1) next phrase, 'delivered of.' Surely they are often power l ess aga i nst hardly render assistance at a time when it is most needed. Neverthe- your mother will understand that. them. less their usefulness has been largely She will not think the boy has fallen Destroy Communal Lib. "The 'Jeffiek' has succeeded in de- demonstrated and their identity is fa- from heaven. And, finally, why put boy?' The very fact that one 1 stroying every vestige of Jewish coin- miliur to all those who have benefited 'a troubles to telegraph ahows that it isl mune! life in Soviet Russia and in by them. 'then there are at least three dil- a boy. A daughter would have been closing almost every Jewish public institution of importance with the ex- Rarest types of co-operative amsocia- a , rejoicing." In another too modern story celled , ception of 'llabimah,' u Ilebrew the- tions still in existence all over Po- the Cleverest Man," it is perhaps , ater in Moscow, which enjoys the land with a membership of tens of only the matter that is new, while the , fullest and most extraordinary sup- thousands; while they are poor in form of the humor is old and cheese-I, port of prominent 'Russian artists of means, they hold in reserve a vast Elsewhere in the treatmre of energy and potentialitiee teristically Jewish. "Would you know , Christian faith. a ho is the cleverest man alive? Well,' numerous towns and cities throughout which, it is hoped, will be released as I will tell you. The celeverest people the great country, synagogues have soon as material help comes to them. The most important of these is a of all people are the Jews. That been confiscated at the advice of the 0 workmen everybody knows. And the cleverest I Jewish communists and used as bar- grou p of some 20 rs ns of consume, ss Jews certainly are the Zionists—there racks or meeting places. Zionist so- operative aociatio p of close there is no doubt of that And, fur-, cieties are positively prohibited and representing a membershi i to 75,000. Their object is to estab- thermore, the cleverest Zionists are all Zionist publications impossible. "All these cultural sufferings to fish all over the country stores where the Russian Zionists—who else? And ' of the Russian Zionists, the cleverest which the Russian Jews are put, arise various articles of prime necessity are surely those of the Central Com- out of the attitude of the 'Jefsek,' are to be, sold to members and also non -members at p rices slightly they had not been the to whom these matters are referred to ove mi nce ; for ab cost. The goods are purch ased ld not have been for information and advice and often cl e verest, the y wou wholesale by the main office of the taken OS the Central Committee. decision. Federation of the Co-operative Socie- , And, on the same ground, it is clear No Pogroms in Russia. 1 ties under the most advantageous that the cleverest man of the Central " But by the large the position of conditions. In the near future they w Committee is the president. And he, the Soviet authorities towards the will obtain the privilege of procuring mark you, is so stupid the world can; Jews has been a very correct and these goods directly from the goy nut show his equal." satisfactory one. I can say almost ernment at government fixed prices The Shadchen Stories. fp pogroms against in order to escape the greed of the categorically car tesge;traicr ie a oviet Rus- . profiteers who operate in the open S place in Soviet ill tokenp The hade:hen, or marriage.broker, jw i c s well s as market. s tories, are particularly amusing, sia. The eivilauthorities though I am not certain that at least the military commanders have zeal- Other Co•Oper ■ tives. one does not come by a round-about nasty guarded against such disturb- Other co-operative associations of way from a story of my own. It will ancea an d where any have taken be a righteous revenge to annex some place the perpetrators received im- consumers, whose membership does of the others in future stories. Close- mediate and serious punishment. The not belong to the working class and, ly related to the Sandehan stories are J:av 1 of Russia most now go through who are known as General Co-opera- I the stories about brielegrooms, of f a process of economic it •evlopm.nt live Associations of Consumers, have which an example i is called "Phitos- which will make them tit to live in been organized for the same purpose.1 ophy." A shy young man who was Russia. Those who find it impossilbe , A distinct type of co-operative as-1 . t to make the acquaintance of a to to so cannot maintain themselves sociations has been organized by. proposed bride was advised by his there for any lengthy period. With artisans with the sole object of sup- father to speak to her first of love, private trade, in which so many Jews plying them, not with food products, second of family affairs, and finally engaged, officially disapproved and clothing or house wares, but with to throw a little philosophy. After none too remunerative, the means of tools, instruments and materials the dinner, when the other guests had livelihood for Jews becomes extreme- which each of them needs in his par- departed and left the couple alone, ly limited, especially since all manu- ticular trade. Tailors, shoemakers,, the young man proceeded to follow factoring enterprises and such pro- cabinet makers, locksmiths, etc., his father's advice. First he said: jects are out of the question. Those share in the benefits of these co-oper- "Do you love lokschen?" (macaroni). Jews who become proletarians and alive associations, whose purchasing On her replying, he proceeded: Have the small minimum that find their power being so enlarged can furnish you a brother?" And when she re- places in agricultural pursuits may them with tools and supplies at the plied that she had not, he felt that ge t along well, but for the others— most reduced cost. These associa- love and family matters being ex- the large mass of Russian Jewry— tions also extend credit to their mem- haunted, the time had come for there in little hope under present bers against the finished articles, philosophy. So he said: "Supposing conditions. which they undertake to dispose of for their account. Answering thus you had a brother, would he have Zionism Outlawed. "The 'Jefsek' see to it that there the double purpose of buying and loved Lokschen?" Exactly the same dialogue is, how- is no expression of Jewish national selling agency for their members, ever, with the substitution of cheese feeling. A most thorough campaign ! these co-operative associations fulfill for lokschen, put Into the mouth of is being waged against all Zionist ac- a highly useful mission for the other- Lord Dundreary in the famous coo- tivity. The Chalutzim movement is wise helpless artisan. edy of "Our American Cousin," first sternly suppressed. Yet, despite it 1 Jewish R traction Company. produced in 1858, and the question , all, the Chalutzim movement grows.( i nstitutions form the foun- arises whether it originally. came into The young prospective pioneers meet 1 i dation on which the central organiz- the play out of the Galician Ghetto, by night in the fields and under the or into the Galician Ghetto out of the cover of darkness make their plans ation for reconstruction work in Po- land will be built. The Jewish Re- play, to find its way back to London and set their programs. By dribs and construction Company of Poland has by way of Jerusalem, Basle and Cape drabs, by stealth, they move towards . z. 1, *e. lf atm ett,, • 611110 iffurniture ,if Town. In any case, one touch of the frontier towns and thence filter been conceived on the sound business humor makes the whole world kin. tow lines of a purely commercial enter- But if the philosophy of this lover "Having concluded negotiations in ' close co-operation of American and is as shallow as his idea of love, there Moscow I returned to Odessa, where whom Polish Jews. The $1,000,000 net apart nine comrades for is quite profound philosophy in the I Moscow, met by the reconstruction committee of Rabbi's reply to the complaint of a permission to leave Russia had like- the Joint Distribution Committee is permission obtained. Our baggage kindly Christian that the Jews have wise of a a God of Vengeance while the Chris- contained few personal effects. It to be considered only in the light loan to the ne new organization, and tians have a God of Love. It is per- Na, in the main composed of bun- while the practical execution of the fectty true, admits the Rabbi. Jews, dies of vauable and eagerly treasured having a God of Vengeance, leave the manuscripts gathered and guarded is entrusted to the combined of- forts of American and Polish Jews, Vengeance to Him, while they occupy during the distressing days of the war themselves with Love; while Chris- and subsequent to it, and now being the Joint Distribution Committee will only have I tendon, having a God of Love, leaves carried to where they might see the a controlling power all the work of Love to Him, and con- light of day. All official documents over the activities of the new organ- tuition. having been made, and all personal centrates on Vengeance. The Jews of Poland will partici-1 arrangements completed, we left pate in this loan. At the conference' Other Stories. Q After complainntg that some of the Russia in a small wooden boat and held in Warsaw in April, at which Mr. Landesco's plan was formulated stories are too up-to-date, it would be passed many harrowing days Sea on the waters of the Black till leadin g re p resenta- and adopted, unfair to complain that others are too we reached ached the coast of Bulgaria, and Jewry pl edge d them- t ives of Polishthe well known to me. The wonder is that so many should be unknown. thence proceeded to Constantinople. selves to contribute from 10 to 20 "I intend," said Bialik in conchs- per cent of the sum that will be ad- But one called "A Lie," if familiar, is also one of the subtlest of all Jew- sion, "to establish a great publishing vanced by the Joint Distribution i to in $200,000se will be ' this ca ish jokes. In this, a business man house in Jerusalem which will be Committee, whch tells a rival that he is off to buy known as 'Dvir.' In a few (lays I from $100,000 goods in Warsaw, and the other re- shall proceed to Austria. I will have Details of the Organization. the pleasure of attending the Zionist torts: "Why do you try to fool me? I Poland will be divided into seven You only say you are going to War. Congress in Carlsbad as a delegate from the Russian Zionist Organize- districts: Lemberg, Cracow, Warsaw, saw because you want to make me C " Brest Litowsk, Bialystok, Vilna and believe you are going to Lodz. But Rovno; each district will have 10 I know you are going to Warsaw, credit associations or loan and trust " of lying about it?" what is the use companies, under the supervision of I do not know if you have laughed a district federation. at this, but the book begins with a The district federation will act as piece of psychology which may be (Continued from page 11 a reserve bank of the 10 local loan worth repeating, smacking, as it does, "When You ganized to assist in the work, the organizations; the federation will re- of the soil of the Pale: ney was raised and by January, lease the funds to each of them ac- tell a story to a peasant, he laughs mo first time he laughs , 1912, the mortgage was entirely paid cording to their current needs and three times: the when you tell him the story, the sec- up. The home was finally opened on will act as the necessary link between and time when you explain it, and June 29, 1912, to 11 inmates." them and the main organization of the Jewish Reconstruction Company Buy New Homes. ,the third time when he understands . of Poland. it. A landed proprietor laughs only ' Mr. Buchhalter pointed out that di- Long term loans will be made by twice. Once when you tell him the through the efforts , the local branches to individuals at story, and the second time when you', rectorate it was made possible to buy explain it. As for understanding it, the present sites at 296 and 318 Ed- the rate of 12 per cent per annum, that, in any case, he never does. An mund place, property that is worth I 5 per cent of which will go towards officer laughs only once, when one $75,000. The mortgages on the new ' payment of the running expenses of the local loan organizations; 2 per tells him a story, because to have buildings are now all cleared. tablets bearing the names, cent to the district federation; 3 per Fourteen anything explained to him he will f donors and in memorials hang in cent to the main organization of the o not allow, and understand he never , does. A Jew, when you tell a story, the main hall of the home to testify Jewish Reconstruction Company of , says 'Pooh, old story!' and can tell ' to the generous support of the insti- Poland, and 2 per cent will go to- it better." ! tution by the public. wards the formation of a reserve Mr. Buchhalter and other active fund against possible losses. To these 70 local branches the sum The Yiddish Folk Songs. workers for the Old Folks' Home A simiar joyous note runs through lauded the work of Mr. Levin, to I of $700,000 will be allotted out of the the folk Bono, despite one song la- whose credit a great part of the sue- $1,000,000, while the balance of of the institution was ascribed. $300,000 will go towards subsidizing' merit called "On the Green Field," the co-operative associations. This Organize Ladies' Auxiliary. describing a dead soldier. "It is Rood em" g To make comparisons when purchasing furniture gives you an added advantage. Yet when seeing distinctive effects with values so pronounced as to exclude doubt as to their worth, will prove a double attraction to you here. Betruit 3urniturt *daps Warren and Riopelle By Automobile, Via Womilward Avenue East on Warren I. Rio- pelle Street. By Street Car, Via Woodwaro Avenue and Crosstown Cars, East to Riopelle Street. W Blocks North. Melrose 1111111. • ra o ' lie , I .11 101177 i it 000000110000002003CO30000000A Si.rty..five Display Rooms filled with furniture— an exclusive l'ringle feature. ANNEX NEW BUILDING TO OLD FOLKS' HOME to be a Jew," runs the general re- A ladies' auxiliary of the Jewish allotment was decided on at the War- train. Let us take as an example Old Folks' Home, organized several saw conference after a minute ecru- assisted greatly "Schabess." A few verses will show i in savor- tiny of the economic situation and ago, years ing members for the institution and the local needs of the Jews in Poland. the spirit. also in canvassing for funds for the "Trouble have I all the week, up keep of the home. Mrs. M. Gros- Hard it ismy bread t o seek. ' man, who recently resi g ned as presi- EINSTEIN DENIES SLUR ON AMERICA But Schabess, The Sabbath day, the day of rest, dent of the auxiliary, and Mrs. I.. Elenstein are tireless workers for the NEW YORK.—(J. C. B.) — The But Schabess , . . .! institution. The board of directors of the home Zionist Organization of America is in consists of Mr. Levin, president; D. receipt of a cable from Professor Al- "No roof the wind or snow forbids, I Meister and N. Bielfield, first and sec. beet Einstein in which he emphatical- My room is full of sickly kids, and vice-presidents, respectively; S. ly disclaims the interview he is al- But Schabess," etc. ch ujno raarynoarl : idn to haveghieve rn riatirDiruetd Harris, treasurer; 11. Buchhalter, le fe and on the or dish, "T e eye h room sees is dark, The neither meat fish. financial and recording secretary; is Levin, J. P. Rosenthal, I. ably some of the institutions he ob- Rabbi J. I.. A. Akerman, H. Kaplan, served in this country. The text of Rosenthal, But Schabess," etc. : A. Keidan, J. Steinberg, E. M. Love, Professor Einstein's cable, as given out by the Zionist Organization, fol. Dr. N. P. Levin, 1. Ra- It is from the loss of this joy in A. Rogroy, Judaism under modern economic con- anions that the real danger of the binovich, Max Zatovsky, H. M. Koff- lows: "I disclaim responsibility for un- d faith lies. Perhaps, indeed, in man Abe Levin, I. Ogushevitz, II. B. Kebian, I.. Doscutf, Max Rosinsky, A. authorized reports concerning myself ol and my view with regard to America. these Western lands Judaism cannot I.ott, D. Robinson, B. Oppenheim, S. rr the ee- me rticuf lasrtulyte;risnht. todedeintyedthw Goldstein, L. Dann, D. Oppenheim, A. survive Yiddish. ' Wetsman, N. Brenner, I.. Smith, Mrs. racily o s w rhoicnli. asurt,ci h onnewiispparpitear te one of bl ehe bD L. Elenstein, Mrs. J. II. Levitt and m t f se e °n in Mrs K. Roth. versation, horribly distorted. "I am not disappointed with Amer- LABOR LEADER PROMISES ice nor with the results of the mis- ' INTERVENTION AGAINST sion of the Zionist delegation, of WARSAW.—(J. T. A.)—At the 1 OUTRAGES IN PALESTINE which Dr. Chaim Weizmann was the behest of the local Ukrainian com- mittee, Noah Prilutzky left for Ber- — head. The tour of Dr. Weizmann in PARIS.—(J. T. A.(—Beril Kat- America was a great spiritual and lin, from which place he will proceed to Paris and London, and finally to , senellenson, leader of the Achdut• financial success. In general, I may (Labor Party in Pales- say that my entire impression of, America. In America he will seek to I Ha-avodah arrange for the entrance of a maxi- I tine), conferred with Jean Longuet, America was most favorable." mum number of Jewish immigrants I the French Socialist, and requested BEGIN CONSTRUCTIVE RELIEF from Ukraine and P o la nd an d will him to use his good offices to stop the — take steps to raise the large sums of ' anti-Jewish intrigues of the French C. B.)—A confer- . money needed for the care of IA- in Palestine, which, according to Mr. WARSAW.—(J. Katzenellenson, were in part respon- ence of Joint Distribution Committee rainian refugees now living in Po- l to land. During his stay in London, I sible for the recent Arab disturb- workers is to convene here shortly and to, Prilutzky will urge the premiers of ances in Jaffa and its environs. Lon-I formulate a plan of activity , the British dominions to arrange for guet promised to bring the matter determine the budget for the new relief work immigrants, up in the French Chamber of Depu• system of constructive the entrance of Jewish into their territories. 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