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By EMILERNESTINA.

To Simon—emotional and impres-
sionable Simon—Sarah was the last
word. She was perfect. She was
: not to be analysed, for analysis
would require the mind of a scientist,
and Simon hated scientists because
they were cold blooded. The organ-
ism as a whole, and not the units that •
make up the organism, is what Simon
regarded. Fortunately — or unfor- .
W. S. Nathan of Tintsin has been elected chairman of the Tientsin tunately—for him that he did so. A
Municipal Commission.
microscope might have revealed
• • • .
many a flaw.
I don't know that Sarah loved Si-
Sir Bernard Oppenheim, a leading figure in the diamond industry of Eu-
mon at first. Perhaps Smon wasn't
nitic, died in London at the age of 55.
••• • •
ngtobe
to hie
much
P hhaiin
attotoracytoi‘oe
was
'
A Jewish Communal Council has been formed in Bagdad to handle the she
love with anybody. Perhaps, after
affairs of the 60,000 Jews in tha t city.
all, she really did love him, but, like
• • • •
a silly school girl, she tormented him
Mrs Maurice Goldman has been appointed by Mayor Holcomb as a
not a little because of her—appar-
member of the Board of School Trustees of Houston, Texas.
• • • •
But Simon loved. Ile swore never
The Mt. Sinai llosp vital of Philadelphia, l'a., has received 81,1)00 with ant?--indifference.
to enter her home again, and, of
of the late Theodore and Emma Weil. course, went there on the very first
ry
which to endow a free bed in memory
• • • .
occasion. Ile called her names, and
The Jewish League of Caldwell, N. J., announces the purchase of a plot swore that such a woman would
of 150 feet front on Bloomfield avenue on which a community center will • never be his wife; and a day later he
looked at her with loving eyes.
be built.
. •
At alst the fortress was stormed.
The Philadelphia Y. M. II. A., which has just concluded its forty-sixth Sarah, rather coolly, rather deliher-
ately,
informed Simon that he would
ear
intends
to
enlarge
its
activities
next
year.
Enrolled
now
are
1.,646
y
,
do. Iler voice sounded like a busi-
members.
•
•
.
ness
transaction.
list her father any
•
In the presence of representatives of the Greek King and the govern- influence in her decision? Simon
ment, and of a large assembly of Jews, the Zionist flag was hoisted at the knew that Sarah's father was his good
friend.
synagogue and the offices of the rabbinate in Athens.
• is
Simon was happy and
• • rate,
. At any
The cornerstone of the new Keneseth Israel Synagogue at Rockdale and unhappy. Ile was passionately in
Washington avenues, Avondale, Ohio, was laid recently. The edifice to be love with this Zero Degree, and she
erected is to cost $100,000, obtained mainly from voluntary subscriptions. at least no longer repelled him.
Women are strange animals. They
• • • •
ar
Mrs. Ephraim Lederer has been re-elected treasurer and director of the tures. Sarah belonged to the species.
Philadelphia Conference for the Open Discussion of Public Questions, the are
the months
least scientific
of businesslike
God's crea-
Two
after her
organization consisting of more than 100 women's associations and clubs.
considering plans for agreement with Simon, Sarah was
• • • •
him.
A Simon somewhat indifferent in
A Warsaw report states that the Polish Cabinet N
cial emigration bureau for the legal protection really
desperately
in love
with him n-
ooks and
little above
the average
the establishment of an official
an(i-
of emigrants and also to guard them against exploitation by dishonest telligence became the brilliant
brll
ot
handsome Simon. She was so proud
elements.
• • • •
of him! lie spoke so well, and knew
The City Commissioners of Newark, N. J., have appointed Nathaniel just what to say, and did things so
Elin a member of the Board of Tax Commissioners. Mr. Elfin, who was attractively!
And Simon, the emotiona one,
horn in Newark in 1680, is a graduate of the Plaut Memorial School and
lived in l'aradise Regained. Ile loved
the Hebrew Technical Institute.
•
•
•
the organism. Some one said to him
•

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The amount is so small that it
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Generous bequests are made to charities in the will of the late Melville one day: 'Sarah has a sensuous fig-
S. Toplitz of San Francisco, Calif. Included among the institutions are ure; she certainly is attractive." To
the ML Zion Hospital, the Pacific Ilebrew Orphan Asylum and the San this day -that "some one does not
realize how near to death he was as
Francisco Fruit and Flower Mission.
a result of this very natural remark.
• w • •
Mrs. Rachel Stix Michael has been appointed by Mayor Kid as a mem- In Sarah, Simon for the time being
ber of the Municipal Library Board of St. Louis, Mo. Mrs. Michael is the saw the spiritual; the flesh to him
first woman member to be appointed to the Library Board. She will serve had no more meaning than it has to
of the departed—accord-
p
the e sirits
•
for three years. There is no salary .
ing to our friend Lodge.
• . •
Plans for the dedication of a new and larger building to provide increased So Simon and Sarah became en-
facilities for the boys and girls' clubs and other activities of the Jewish gaged. But Simon's lot remained
Welfare Center of East Boston are now under consideration by the East hard because, though Sarah's father
was well satisfied with his (laughter's
Boston subscribers to the Jewish Federated Charities.
• • • .
choice, Simon's father was far less
Cincinnati Republicans are talking of nominating Mr. Gilbert Bettman, satisfied with his son's.
So Simon was happy and unhappy.
la prominent attorney, as their candidate for vice-mayor in the coming fall
i elections. At the same time there is current talk that his brother, Albert And Simon lived in heaven and hell.
• • •
' Bettman, will be the Democratic nominee fur mayor.
Simon had just sat down after a
• • • •
An investigation by the Zionist Commission shows that during the three brilliant little speech. It was the hit
days of riotng in Jaffa only the shops of Jews were pillaged. It is reported of the e vening, if the plaudits of the
that 49 Arab policemen were remanded for serious murder charges. Twenty audience counted fur anything.
"Splendid!" said Lillian, his fair
Jews were held for minor offenses in connection with the disorders.
• • • •
partner for the evening. Ile looked
at
Lillian and thought her attractvie.
One Arab and two Jews, a father and son named Wollender, were killed
Simon and Lillian danced many a
in Jaffa on Sunday in a renewal of riots in the Jewish quarter. During the
excitement that followed, four Jews were severely wounded. Government dance that evening. And the bride
' authorities report that calm has been restored. The military are in control. of the evening, who was responsible
• •. • •
for seating Simon next to Lillian, was
The Board of Directors of Polish Schools have ordered the removal of : h ap
all Jewish religious instructors from the Polish schools. Because of this, weiry in
that Lillian was
on the
the thought
road to matrimony.
' the parents and teachers of Jewish pupils have decided to present a memo- We must be fair to Simon, and say
rand= to the Minister of Education protesting against the action of the that hardly once that evening did he
directors. think of Sarah. Earlier in the even-
. •
•
ing he had said to Sarah: "D—n this
•
A systematic campaign has been inaugurated to raise funds for the wedding' Why in thunder I must be
erection of a new building for the Benoth Israel Sheltering Home, in the , selected . as toastmaster, I don't
West End of Boston, Mass. Four thousand feet of land have been par- know." He left Sarah, cursing the
chased at 10 North Rusiell street, corner of Cambridge street, and plans bride and the wedding. But before
the evening was over his memory'
and specifications are being drawn.
• • . .
a dirty trick; he no longer
Henry Block, wealthy stock broker of New York City, who died May 19, played
so as Sarah,
d s h a
a y ed him
left an estate of over $1,000,000. Four charitable institutions were remem- pl " e place
n a Lillian.
p e er was
ue th e ' r re
in And 3 o'clock i n the morning Si-
bared by the testator, as follows: Hebrew Orphan Asylum and M
Hospital, each $3,000, and the Presbyterian Hospital and Little Sisters
of mon and Li
Lillian were standing in
t. Sinai
's house, both
the Poor of St. Francis, $2,000 each.
front of the latter
•
•

Israel Vichnin, a well known young pianist of Philadelphia, was awarded laughing loudly at one another's sal-
l ies.
honorable mention in the contest for the Strokski medal, which is offered
May I call soon?"
annually by Leopold Strokowski, conductor of the Philadelphia orchestra.
"You may; that is—"
The contest is open to young musicians of the city only. The medal goes
"I may—I may—I will—"
to a pianist one year and to a violinist the next.
And the date was fixed.
. • • •
Yet the very next day Simon was
At the J. Murray Kay annual prize speaking contest of the Brookline, '
Mass., High School Saturday, May 20, Ruth Brodie, 14 years old and a with Sarah, and apparently loved her
sophomore, and Milton Kramer, 17 years old and a junior, won the girls' as much as ever. In the meantime
and boys' prizes, respectively. Victor A. Kramer, a brother of this year's he had mastered the gentle art of
lying.
prize winner, won the boys' prize 10 years ago.
"It was a bore. I sat and looked'
• • • •
Denmark now boasts of a promising Yiddish writer in the person of J. and spoke mechanically. My thoughts
Shaiak, who has just published a work with the unpretentous title "Two were And
here,
my body
was
there."
Sarah
kissed
him
and con-
Stories." There are said to be at present about 20,000 people of various
nationalities in Scandinavia who read Yiddish by preference. Some of fessed that she had spent a most
miserable evening, though all her
Georg Brandes' work has bane translated into Yiddish.
school chums were with her.
• • • •
Just why Leonard, a brother of one
Dr. Stephen S. Wise of the Free Synagogue, New York City, has under-
gone a serious internal operation. His last public appearance was on Mon- of Sarah's chums, should have come
day afternoon at the Zionist Convention, where he spoke upholding the to the decision that evening that
policies of Mr. Brandeis and Judge Mack. Dr. Wise's voice was visibly Sarah was rather fond of him is not
affected by the mental strain of the coming physical ordeal. quite clear. Yes, she did listen to his
soft words and was rather flattered.
• • • •
Dr. Charles Fleischer, who at one time was minister of Temple Israel And Leonard was nice and clever.
of Boston, Mass., but who later renounced Judaism in favor of a religion of And since he insisted on making an
his own conception, has essayed journalism, and is now conducting a daily appointment with her, why, then—
column in the Boston American similar to the column conducted by Dr. Simon was busy Tuesday evening.
lie told S 'ali that he had to attend
Frank Crane in many newspapers throughout the country.
eeting. Those fellows simply
Meeting.
• • • .
The Pekin government has conferred the second clam Tashou Chiaho wouldn't let him alone. They were
decoration with ribbon upon S. L. Skidelsky of Vladivostok, accompanied always pestering the life out of him,
by a personal letter written by President Hsu himself, thanking Mr. Skiwel- and all he wanted was to be let alone
sky for his services in connection with famine relief. Mr. Skidelski gave and to be allowed to be near his
Sarah.
the sum of $30,000 to the cause and raised a large sum in addition.
Sarah was miserable. Another
• • • .

The Russian National Congress opened in Paris. The well known Rus- evening to be spent without her Si
sian leader Kartacheff was elected president. He proclaimed, in his open- mon. Couldn't those members un-
ing speech, that the aims of the congress were the complete political equality derstand that he
in love?
• was
• •
of all inhabitants of Russia, without distinction of nationality or creed.
They had taken their seats. They
Every nationality has the right to free development of their national culture.
were in a jolly frame of mind. The
• . . •
Reports received here from China state that 37 Jews were killed in Urge, people around them could see plainly
Mongolia, by Baron Ungern's followers. Among them are also Dr. Kaskin, enough that she loved him and he
Markson and Zuckerman. Captain Feoderoff, a Russian, received an order loved her. The play was about to
from Baron Ungern to kill all Jews, Bolsheviks and Chinese soldiers who begin, but not for them; they were
will be found in the town of Urga. The captain carried out the order too much interested in one another.
Then they were interrupted. They
:
literally.
• • • •
tet let some people
had
:
their seats.
At a dinner given in Chicago on May 22 by the directors of the Mount pass to stand
"I'll be hanged! There's Simon
Sinai
Hospital,
the
sum
of
$19,000
was
realized.
This
makes
a
sum
of
Sinai
$40,000 which has been raised for the $200,0 0 fund which will enable himself. Ho wile? 0 Sarah, you know
the officers and directors of the institution to accept the donation of $50,000 Simon, of course. And the—whose
pledged it under the condition that the first sum be realized before the end that young lady with you, Simon?"
"Miss Lillian Sontag."
of the current year.
sselLi,ilwliaell.
• • • •
eoehetmoyoo du e, 1.M ivv
me' e'Gt litaidiestosom
In a little less than six months the Federated Loan Association at Phila.
dclphia has extended 450 loans to men and women unemployed, to heads what a coincidence. How are you,
of families who required medical and hospital treatment for members of Simon? Tell us all about yourself.
their families and to small business men, peddlers and small shopkeepers I understand—"
The play had begun.—Hebrew'
who because of lack of funds were about to lose their means of livelihood.
A total of approximately $77,000 was distributed in loans ranging from Standard.
$25 to $300, the average being about $170.
• • • •
The Rome correspondent of the London Times reports that at a secret
meeting at which all the cardinals of the Papal Council were present the
Pope expressed his uneasiness over the situaton in Palestine, resulting from
the granting of special privileges to Jews, which he regarded as detrimental
to Christian interests in the Holy Land. The Pope declared that he would
bring the attention of the Christian powers to this state of affairs and urge
LONDON.— The London "Daily
them to examine the mandate closely before it was ratified by the League
Telegraph" prints President Hard-
of Nations.
•
ing's letter sent to the Zionists Com-
• •
Rabbi Jacob L. Fishman, a leader of the Mizrachi organization in Pales-, mittee in Washington on the occa-
sion of its reception to Dr. Weizmann
tine, arrived in New York City, bringing with him a letter written to him and declares it a sample of America's
by Sir Herbert Samuel in autograph. The letter reads as follows: "I trust
you will convey to those whom you will meet on the occasion of your visit sympathetic attitude towards Zion-
to America an expression of my hope that all sections of the Jewish corn- ismin contra-distinction to the views
In certain English quarters which fa-
, munity will take their part in the measures that are necessary to promote
the upbuilding of Palestine and the spiritual and economic development of vor the repudiation of the Balmur
Declaration.
its population."

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