PAGE EIGHT ThEDETROITjf,111S/IARONICL E THE GOOD BLACK DRESS ORCHESTRA HALL DETROIT SYMPTHONY —ORCHESTRA- OSSIP GABRILOWITSCH CONDUCTOR THIRD PAIR SYMPHONY CONCERTS Friday and Saturday Even- ings, Nov. 18 and 19 At 8:30 sotoist- A Mrs. Cohen Story by Elma Ehrlich Levinger. (copyright, ELIO, Mina Ehrlich Levinger. All rights reserved.) "Nu, It wouldn't hurt If you danced to abuse her. Once there wan a a little," Sirs. Cohen told me as we sat rabbi's wife who gossiped—but her together watching the members of our story Is too sad for repetition. Lakeview Club fox-trot after one of our "Isn't that a new dress you're •ear- monthly club dinners. "Even a rabbi's Ing yourself?" I asked, turning to a wife needs a little enjoyment once In safer topic for conversation. a while." 'I was wondering whether you no- "But I never learned." I explained. Heed It. Yen, It is. My Minnie sent wondering with an inward impatience it to ore front New York. Feel n- utty I had to make the Identical expla- milk likv that should cost $5 a yard kill that Ella of yours fclr letting you go out looking like a circus!'" "That's what my Minnie said to me, but children ain't got respect for their parents nowadays. Not that I blamed her after I looked in the mirror, I hadn't taken time to do It at home and I trusted to that Ella. You bet when I canoe home I gave It to her. I said, 'Ella, are you meshugga, that you let me go to a wedding looking like I did?' And she said. 'I thought you loo I sort of funny, Mrs. Cohen, but yo touchy I didn't dare say a word al have told me to shut my moot . Well," thoughtfully, "I may have a quick temper and call names kinda quick • • • but she knows I never mean anything by it. Well, as soon as my Minnie g. is back to New York she senile me the dress I have on. She said she was worried about my clothes, and I'd just have to wear it to keep neople from talking how I looked at Laura's wedding." Good evening, Mrs. Cohen," beamed Mrs. Finkelstein as she waddled past. I do hate to talk about may congrega- tion, but that woman is getting dis- gracefully fat. "A lovely dance, Isn't it?" "And somebody's looking lovely in her new dress," smiled back my hypo- critical friend. "You look like your youngest daughter tonight, Mrs. Fin- kelatein," "But what' was wrong with your black dress?" I asked as the good nation every month. nowolays. And she didn't pick op that "You should learn. And teach the Jet on no bargain counter, either" rabbi. There he is now over in a cor• "It's really lovely," I murmured, Pianist ner talking religion with Dr. Mendel' "and so becoming!" sohn. (I learned later he and the „ . , Program—Mozart "Marriage of Am•t it? Minnie got her, taste amiable doctor were talking baseball!) Figaro;" Mendelssohn Third It isn't natural for a young man like from me, if I do nay it myself. You Symphony (Scotch); Tschaikows- hint to take things so serious—it ain't could wear something in this style ky Second Concerto; Strauss yourself—it would be a little old for healthy." most women, but a rabbi's wife can't "Don Juan." "I believe Mrs. Finkelstein has a new dress loud. And it pays to get silk Seats—$2.00, $1.50, $1.00 dress on, hasn't she?" I observed, like this—it wears a lifetime." Box Seats $3.00 anxious to change the subject. I have I agreed, smiling 'slimly. It would NOW ON BALE IN GRINNELL'S a reasonably nice husband; but. as p ay, for didn't the flis m y thin g I every member insists upon making bought at a sale last ye ar for thirty. Five Subscription Concerts him and the internal affairs of the two fifty begin to rip after the third Sisterhood their chief topic of censer- FOR YOUNG PEOPLE earing. But one doesn't buy five. Direction of Victor Kolar gallon while entertaining me, I often dollar-a-yard w silk with a husband In the try to change the subject. Saturday Mornings At 10:30 rabbinate and the baby needing a win- "The dress she had made for the ter coat! Dec. 18, Jan. 22, Feb. 19, Mar. 19, hfanheimer's engagement reception "It was certainly sweet of Minnie lady toddled on. April 16 two years ago," answered Mrs. Cohen "Nothing was wrong with It But Season Tickets-62.00, $1.50, $1.00, without a moment's hesitation. "She to send it," I said. "Was It a birth- I was In such a hurry with that taxi day or something'?" 75c, 50c. thinks, though, nobody recognizes it tooting at me that I forgot how I put 'No, It was a mistake" She smiled It on the first time I wore it—and 'cause she's cut out half the neck and Boxes—$24.00, $18.00 made the skirt a foot shorter. Ain't at my look of inquiry. "It was on ac- put it on with the front in the back Reservations by mall only ac. It a Atone the fashions they wear count of my good black dress." It felt tight and funny, but I thought "Your good black dress?" companied by check or money it maybe Was because I was getting nowadays. Now, you," looking one "Yea, the one I expected to get stouter. Nu, take my word for it— over with a sharp but approving eye, order to Detroit Symphony So. "now you don't loak stylish, of course, buried In," she answered cheerfully. when one dresses up once in a life- clety, Orchestra Hall. but you do look and modest, and "It wain a real grossartig thing—so time it pays not to be In hurry. But Robert DeBruce, Acting Mgr. stiff It stood alone—and real lace I ain't worrying. If my Minnie hadn't that's the main thing." I agreed meekly, Inwardly longing down the front," she corrected herself got so excited maybe she'd never Third Sunday Concert to garb myself as outrageously as any with something of a twinkle in her have had to wear my good one one eye. November 28 at 3:30 have sent me this new dress and I'd woman there. Why should Mrs. "Have I ever seen you wear It?" OSSIP GABRILOWITSCH time whether I'd wanted to or not." Kramer, whose shoulders can't com- "No. The only time I've worn It Conductor pare with mine, dress like Solomon In since my Minnie got married was last all his glory just because her husband Soloist July when all my kinder came up here Is in the ready-to-wear and mine Is in ALFRED MIROVITCH the rabbinate? Why must I appear for their cousin Laura's wedding. It Pianist to have the biggest feet of any woman was just before your baby came and ••••■•••■■•■••••■•■•■••••••••••••■•• SEATS-25C, 50e, 75c, $1.00 of the congregation because cheap you wasn't going out much," she added delicately. BOX SEATS $1.25 shoes always lose their shape, while "But why didn't you wear It more ON SALE IN GRINNELL'S Mrs. Pawnbroker Leffler brags that Rabbi Carl Herman was In Saginaw If it was such a lovely dress?" NOVEMBER 25, 26, 27. she pays $15 a pair? And why—but over the week-end. Services were "Nu, that's why I saved It. I don't Mrs. Cohens' voice pierced my (Bacon- conducted Friday night, his sermon Patrons are urged to purchase tented musings • • • a good thing, believe In spending much on clothes— being "Bible Myths and Tin Soldiers" tickets In advance to avoid for a rabbi's wife must never be dis- if I have to buy 'em myself. Not that Saturday morning the Sabbath School crowd and delay at door. contented with her lot—it isn't nice! I can't afford it." hastily. "My poor began its rehearsal for the Chanukah "Now just look at Mamie Eisen- husband, selig, left non well off—I'll services. say that for him. But I'm going to born," raged the dear old lady. "If a young girl goes around half undressed live on my interest money if my chil- The adult Hebrew and Bible class like that, wilts next to no stockings dren like It or not. If they don't liko and Just a few fish scales Instead of the way I dress, they can send me a met Sunday morning. Rabbi Her- 5680.1920. Reent-Chodnch Ab Fri., July 16 a waist, you think, poor thing, she check once in a while. It oser hurts man discussed the development of the Fast al Ab Sun., July 25 wants to look nice and get a husband. them. But I ain't going to aend my- Prophets of lerael. Raeole-Chodoech ENO ...... Sun., Aug. 1.3 But a woman with two daughters in self to the poorhouse buying clothes. I It don't pay." 3681-1920. Iles Yule. En The Junior Auxiliary was enter- Sun., Sm. 12 high school—It's not respectable." "But the good black dress—" I hate Mrs. Eisenborn for telling my Wed., Sao. 22 Y... Kippur "Didn't I tell you I bought It when tained at the home of Wtn. Kellar Succoth (Flnt Day) Mon., Sep. 27 dear friends of the Sewing Circle I Sunday afternoon. Smooth (Lan Day—ShImIn1- am a poor manager because we still Minnie got married. She got grosser- Atzenth) Mon., Oct. 4 fig all of a sudden and wouldn't let 8Imcnath Torah • Tun., Oct. 2 lack curtains for our living room and me fix up a little china 'silk which was The regular month) ymeeting of the 'RentsChorlsech Charon Wed., Oct. 15 our hall carpets are a diagram°. Inci- fiondt-Ohodeach Kielty F I Nor, 12 dentally, her husband, a successful just as good as new. Jug cause she Jewish Ladles' Aid Society was held Chanukah (Fool of DedhatIon) Mon., Deo. 6 was going to marry a New York cigar Tuesday at the home of Mrs. I, Bich. traveling man, has had three raises noech-Chodesch Tebeth Sun., Deo. 12 men she acts like we must all look fast of Tenth Tun., Dm. 21 during the last fiveyears to the rabbi's one. But i didn't dare to allow my- like millionaires. Such chutzpah that 3681.1921. The Bloat Israel Auxiliary met with girl always load. She just went down- . Roach-Chodanch Shebat Mon., Jen. 10 self the luxury of helping litre. Cohen town when she was buying her own Mrs. Sarah Marks. Plans are being e•mmelmo wedding things and sent home the made for a dance to be held in the silk and lace—and charged it to me. early part of December, So what could I do after it was cut? a Minnie has got good taste—she gets Mrs. Harry Lemick has returned it from me—and she designed It her- from Detroit, self. When I put it on and had my • hair dressed for the wedding, I didn't Mr. Sam Goldfarb of Detroit has ■ need to he ashamed before all Minnie's moved to Saginaw. • new relations from New York. But, of course, I didn't take the dress out Mr. Sol Germansky spent the week. of the closet hag after that." The Shoppe of Flowers end In Detroit. "Why?" "Nu," with a withering glance, "be- is a place of undeniable ▪ cause I'm not like women nowadays Mrs. Phillip Sobel Is visiting rel- beauty. • who never want to keep anything for atives In Chicago, C 1 • 1 ▪ a rainy day. As I said to mine Fila, when I brushed It and put it away, Miss Minnie Weinberg hag returned • 'Ella, It's good to have a really gross- Behind this pleasing ap- following It week's visit in Flint, artig dress around—you don't know pearance lies the capable when you'll need it.' But I didn't Mr. and. Mrs. Sigmund Seitner and organization which you have anything special to wear it for after that. My other children was Miss Ella Stillman were the guests will naturally expect. married except mine Carrie---and if of Mr. and Mrs. Sam Seitner over the she should get a nun I'd die of heart week-end. troublo---and for our club dinners and Early orders for Thanksgiving carol parties why should I put on a will be found mutually most Mies Peel Heavenrich entertained grand dress like that when everybody satisfactory. at bridge Wednesday afternoon. knows me and I don't have to show YOLANDA MERO tt• Predict Million Immigrants. I icism of Professor Askenazy on ac- minister many excerpts from 1,,,.. ____ count of an interview he had with a Semitic speeches which (1-:(ctly calk( DENVER, COL—Preparations for !ePresentative , of the London Jew- for pogroms. The mini,,:.., was 4 aiding Jewish immigrants to settle on ish Guardian, particularly against a apprised of the case ot i:sbbi l21, modernly equipped farms in the statement .he made in the course of Beerwald, who attended sn anti-Ss. n-ihitoicwtenreeetw inigthahnhde United States are being made ar the the interview that be was a good a bil.:11,00 b::: ninth triennial convention of the Na- Vole and at the same time a good defend the Jewish religis: , but the (tonal Council of Jewish Women in J ew. "Gazeta Warszawska" calls the assembly insulted him, a is; the J, i session here. Speakers at yesterday's statement impudent, insists that no Rabbi :his one could be both, and •ays that the beaten and some were w "'laded. ' sessions predicted that more than 1,000,000 Jews would come to country from Europe during the next year. ear. A program of "meeting and di- reeling this tide of immigration to make the newcomers a national asset" seas given as the chief task before the convention. professor will have to choose between to tile &plow, isnsgued an enter to being a good Pole or a good Jew. JEWISH KEHILLAH ASKS AID AGAINST POGROMS MUNICH—The Jewish Kehillah of Munich sent a special deputation to the Bavarian minister, Dr. Schweyer, requesting 11111 to protect the Jewish population of the city against anti- Warsaw.—"C,azeta Warszawska." a Semites as there is a threatening men- Polish newspaper, published an ar- ace of their agitation in Ilavaria. ticle today containing a sharp crit- The deputation presented to the "GAZETA WARSAWSKA" AGAINST PROF. ASKENAZY Wl hplo; e A licilti;ICt'oislitsnetireaniiiita i n a strict , r control over anti-Semitic meetings and Ines speakers. 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II at I got all dressed for Laurass weddin 6 in my black silk with the white sail vest which was good enough for an body, even if my Jake's wife did tar her nose up at it more'n once, If didn't catch It on a nail going dow a- stairs and rip the skirt something to rible. I never could mend It proper, she told me in a mournful parenth e- sis, "and I had to sell It to mine Ell a for a dollar. I think ehe made a underskirt out of It. That chicks gets her money so easy working b y me that she can be extravagant." "So you had to put on your good black dress?" I surmised, trying to escape a tirade against the faithful Mr. Si. Art of Detroit Is visiting many of his friends In Saginaw, S. MANDELL, POPULAR SINGER, TO MAKE BOW AT LIBERTY NOV. 25 Sam Mandell, ex-vaudevillian and popular singer well-known In the Jewish community of thie city, is about to resume his work as an en- tertainer. The management of the Oils, iudustrials, Mining and Curb Securities No one interested in the market either as an investor or speculator should fail place his name on our mailing list to receive a copy of this full-of-value publica- tion. Comparison will prove the unusual merit and reliability of the to "STONEHAM" WEEKLY MARKET LETTER Copy Ella. did, and I was almost meshugga too, with my Jake waiting downetair In a hired taxi to take me to th wedding. He was making the ma n work the horn nil the time, and Go d knows how much It coot to him, dressed in my good black dress 0 quick it made me dizzy, and put o my silk coat, and when I was done almost fell down the stairs, was in such a hurry 'cause I dldn' want to come late. I'll say that for your husband when he preaches at a wedding or a funeral It begins on time. When old IMetor Schlessinger was here, now, you could drop In a friend's and have a game of cards on the way and still be on time." " So you got to the wedding on time. "I did—but how did I get there? I noticed several people looking at me awful queer during the ceremony and afterwards, before I bad time to wipe my eyes—your husband is awfully at. feeling at weddings, he's so sincere, and I'm too good hearted anyway- ' well, before I was through crying, my Minnie dragged me out to the dressing room and said, 'For God's sake. mamma, what have you got on? And I said. 'That dress you had the chutz- pah to buy for me with my own money. Ain't it good enough for you?' And she said, 'It might be good enough If you put It on right. on Request Chas. A. Stoneham & Co. SAM MANDELL Liberty Cate on Woodward avenue has announced that It has engaged the well known vocalist for the entire win- ter season. Ile succeeds Eddie Mc- Grath, who is just concluding a month's engagement. The news comes as a pleasant sur- prise to the many friends of Mr. Man- dell. 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