PAGE EIGI IT THE DETROIT JEWISH CHRONICLE Temple Beth El Notes SHAAREY ZEDEK NOTES Passover Services. Services for Passover will bo held at the Temple on Saturday morning, April 9, concluding the festival Rabbi o'clock. The sermon will be delivered by Rabid Franklin on the theme, "Freedom and the Individual." On April 9th, oncluding the festival Rabbi hlayerberg will speak on the subject. "The Redeemer 'Avail." The publi.• Is cordially invited to attend thew services. A TRAGIC COMEDY Passover Services Congregation I.:mann-El, the new northwest congregation, through a rep- resentative committee, has made ar- rangements with a similar committee if the Congregation Shaarey Zedek to hold combined Passover services for north-end residents at Larrowe Hall, Seward and Hamilton streets, on Sat- urday and Sunday, April 3 and 4. By Sam Lifschits, 14 Years Old. (Member of the Knights of Judaea, Local Junior Young Judaea Circle.) Reb Chaim Is as unusually busy that erev Pesach day, under the watchful-supervision of his wife, who constantly reminded him of the ter- 'table weapon of offense in her hands, namely t e rolling pin. Ahene er lie paused for breath, his wif.Cequg little, waited, and with a delehmi fed voice broke in, "Reb Rabbi Hershman will speak at the Chaim, the filtefislk. t. a nd the kneid- Sunday Services. Shaarey Zedek on Saturday, the first lach are no wade yet If you expect anything to eat for thi \ Pesach you'd On Sunday morning, April 4th at day of Pesach, and will address the better coax •our hands asEttle. And 11 o'clock Rabbi Franklin will speak Congregation at Larrowe hall on Sun- besides that you have yet to scrub upon the topic, "Passover and Easter day. the floor, which a rqch oif dein kop, —Have They a Common Message?" you haven't yvashei si ce last Pesach. The public is invited. A mass meeting will be held Sunday Coax your hands a lit le, you schlim- afternoon at Larrowe Hall, which Is ozzle. Don't sit then gaping at me as if I was 8 statchel at the museum." Woman's Auxiliary. tc be addressed by Rabbi Hershman It was th_erefore a great relief to The regular meeting of the Woman's and others. All mmebers of the Red Chains when at last he could Ault'Lary Association will be held on Shaarey Zedek, living in that section of pass front) the stern reality of the Monday afternoon April 12th, at 2:45. the city, are urged to be present. Ely present into the pleasant land of nod; The speaker of the occasion will be getting together a representative group where ev ryone could dream in peace. Before falling asleep, he would al- Prof. Prayer of the University of Mich. of Shaarey Zedek members the Con. Igen, who will discuss the theme, "My gregation proposes to make definite ar- ways en oy a pleasant fifteen minutes in cont mplating upon the sarcastic Analysis of the Causes of Anti-Semi- rangements for a permanent place of things le would say and do, if his tism.? Prof. Prayer is an extremely worship and a daily Hebrew School wife, b one of God's many miracles, Interesting speaker and his subject for the Jewish residents in that sec- happen d to fall into his absolute will undoubtedly attract a large audi- tion. The Shaarey Zedek extension power. Then he would enjoy his ence. All members are urged to be committee consists of Mark Jacobson, sleep more than if he were having an chairman; Rabbi A. M. Hershman, argument with a Shut member on present at this meeting. David W. Simons, Samuel B. Kahn, some religious question. This night, however, I mean the Frank Berman, David S. Zemon, Joseph Judge Elkus to Speak. one following the day of Reb Chaim's Thus early attention 13 called to the Wetsman, Jacob Ilarvith and Ben hard work, when he had to endure the fact that on Sunday morning, April Lefitowitz. torture of having the rolling pin 18th, at 11 o'clock Judge Abram I. thrown at him every time he looked up, Itch Chaim crept into bed with Elkus, Associate Judge of the Court of Public Seder. Following the custom of previous the expectation of lengthening his Appeals of New York State and ex. Ambassador to Turkey, will speak at sears the Congregation Shaarey Zedek usual fifteen minutes into half hour the Temple under the auspices of Pis- will conduct a public Seder for the of bliss, when he found himself un- able to think such unholy thoughts gah badge on the subject, "Incidents benefit of the Jewish men and women on such a holy night. Every limb in In the Life of an American Ambassa- in the city, without home affiliations his body seemed to be protesting dor In War Time." The members of in the city, who wish to celebrate the against this outrage so Reb Chaim the congregation are urged to be press Passover In the traditional manner. yielded and fell asleep. But that is eat to hear the splendid address Judga '1 he Sedorim will be conducted on Fri- not all; the worst was yet to come. A cold shiver ran through his body, clay and Saturday nights by Mr. Morris Kikus is sure to give. as Reb Chaim beheld, not the pious Iiurger, at the Shaarey Zedek. Reb Chaim that went to Shut three PERFECTION LODGE ,NO. 486, times a day, but a Reb Chaim of an F. & A. M. entirely different character. He be- The King of Italy has conferred the A regular Communication on Wed- Cross of Chevalier of the Order of held a Reb Chaim with a gym suit on, nesday evening, April 7, at 7 p. m. the Crown of Italy on Mr. Julius M. mingling and quarreling with a group sharp. ,'rice, the British war correspondent of old men and women in gymnastic C. K. SANDORF, Secretary. and artist, for services during the war. suits. Horrors! Could that be possible? He was doing some fancy stunts now on the flying rings, and was actually being anplauded by all the old men and women. But, what was this? A woman trying to jump two feet one inch in the air, and succeeded, too! Would miracles never end? Instead of turning away in pious horror at the sight, he seemed to be fascinated by it. They were going upon the track now, and all the old men were going to race the old wo- men. The Lord have pity on his soul! He was going to race his own wile! Murder! That was what Reb Chaim saw awaiting him if his wife lost out. But he struggled bravely to defend the honor of his sex, and Won. 'The terrible tortures that Reb Chaim suffered cannot be actually described. Reb Chaim almost kissed his wife when he found that it was merely a dream; but was saved the trouble of doing so by a smart rap on his mouth. Forever after, as long as he lived, Rob Chaim never forgot to enjoy to the utmost that blissful fifteen min- utes or so before falling asleep. p's (Note.—The above short story is one of a series of prize short stories written by local Young Judaeans in a Pesach short story contest conducted by the/ local organization. Sam Lif- shitz Is a recipient of a prize for the writing of a good short story on a The English Zionist Federation has ■ Sir Claude Mallet, British Minister received, per the Auckland Zionist So-! to the Argentine Republic, has trans- ciety, a sum of 200 pounds, the first mitted a friendly message of per- installment of money bequeathed by sonal congratulation and regard to the late Mrs. Boothby, of Whangerei, the Jews of Buenos Aires and the R•- North Auckland. towards the Jewish public through the editor of the Jew- National Fund. The terms of the will ; ish newspaper, Dustracion Semanal, regarding this bequest state that the on the second anniversary of Mr. Bal- money shall be used for the purchase 1 four's declaration of Jewish national of land in Palestine only independence in Palestine. Easter Wouldn't Be Easter Unless you had a pair of oxfords— graceful, slender with the style lines that carry out to the last detail the chic effect of your tailored suit. previous occasion.) According to a report received in Warsaw the Soviet Government has legalized the Zionist Organization for the purpose of cultural and Palestine work only. Photographs 1 This Arch Preserver. Shoe has the concealed comfort of a built in steel arch, to support your arch and body weight for comfortable, graceful walking. a. al SHOE- CO. Chas.Hopp&Co. Liggett Building Cadillac 2334 33 Grand River W. NEXT TO BAUMGARTNER'S AN APPEAL IS MADE TO THE PEOPLE OF DETROIT TO BECOME THE APOSTLES OF RUIN Many of you have not been in this city as long as some of the rest. Let the newcomers ask their elders how long the politicians have lived on the street car issue. They will learn that if there was good street car service in Detroit the politicians would have nothing to talk about. It is the politicians who have prevented the making of new tracks and the running of more cars. It is the politicians who have been promising better things and then preventing the railway from accomplishing them. Today they are saying: "Follow us again and we will give you good things next week, next month, next year." In the Talmud in Chaggigah, Folio 10, Col. 1, we read: "ONE PEPPERCORN TODAY IS BETTER THAN A BASKETFUL OF PUMPKINS TOMORROW." VOTE "NO" ON COUZENS STREET CAR PLAN. The Citizens' Committee on Street Railway Service. MARSDEN, THOMAS J. JACOBSON, MARK Vice-President and General Mgr. Babbitt and Solder Manufacturing Co. MURTHA, JAMES A. Attorney. CROUL, FRANK H. President, Detroit Oak Belling Co. Formerly Police Comissioner. HOLDEN, JAMES S. Real Estate. BREITMEYER, PHILIP John Breitmeyer's Sons, Mayor of Detroit. formerly THOMPSON, WILLIAM B. Formerly Mayor, Company. Robinson Beef BOOK, J. BURGESS Book Estate. FERRY, DEXTER M. President, D. M. Ferry & Co. BAGLEY, JOHN N. President, John J. Bagley & Co. McLEOD, MALCOLM Formerly Labor Commisioner of Michigan and Collector of Internal Revenue, First District of Michigan, State Manager, David Lupton's Sons. HALL, DR. JOHN S. President, Detroit Board of Educa- tion. LELAND, HENRY M. President, Lincoln Motors Co. INGLIS, JAMES President, American Blower Co. JACK, REV. HUGH Pastor. Central Presbyterian Church. NIMMO, HARRY M. Publisher, Detroit Saturday Night. Chairman, Wholesale Merchants' DRENNAN, G. W. President, Drennan & Seldon, Inc. Bureau of Detroit. FORD, JOHN B. Chairman, Retail Merchants' Bureau of Detroit. FORD, SHERIDAN President, Parke, Davis & Co. GILLIS, GAYLORD W. WILSON, JAMES E. RYAN, FRANK G. BOYER, JOSEPH Vice-President, Michigan Alkali Co. Former State Representative, First District of Michigan. Secretary -"Fre:ismer, Edson - Moore Co. Chairman of the Board, Burroughs Adding Machine Co. GREEN, HEATLEY Treasurer, John J. Bagley & Co. HODGES, F. W. BAGLEY, PAUL President, Automatic Products Co. BARC, JOHN Secretary-Treasurer, Detroit Lu- Editor and Treasurer Fireside I'rinting Co. ALBRIGHT, J. G. HOYT, HENRY W. Treasurer, Whitney Realty Co. Ltd. HILLGER, WILLIAM Physician. HINES, EDWARD N. 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FRANK, SAMUEL President, Frank Brothers. ment Store. mix, JOHN Treasurer and Manager, Steering Gear & Parts Co. BACKUS, STANDISH RAMSEY, JOHN J. SMITH, ANGUS President, Detroit Copper & Brass Rolling Mills. Burton Abstract & Title Wholesaler. O'MEARA, FREDERIC C. Pros dent, Hupp Motor Car Co. HOFFMAN, JULES G. AUSTIN, F. G. MALOTT, WALTER L. ROXBOROUGH, C. A. HASTINGS, CHARLES D. BURTON, C. M. President, Peninsular Stove Co. bricator Co. Insurance. JONES, L. H. MORAN, FRED T. Lawyer. Manufacturer. SIBLEY, JOHN A. Insurance. SCHERMERHORN, JAMES Publisher, Detroit Times. SADOWSKI, DR. It Physician. UTLEY, S. W. Vice - President and General Manager, Detroit Steel Castings Co. WILLIAMS, J. FARRAND Treasurer, Farrand, Williams & Clark. BEYMER, CHARLES F.. Real Estate. KENNEDY, JAMES D. Coal. FRYE, VERNON J. Real Estate . GILMORE, WILLIAM C. Real Estate. President, American Injector Co. President, chine Co. Burroughs Adding Mat. STODDARD, EDWARD W. President, Detroit Range Boiler and Steel Barrel Co. ABBOTT, W. W. Real Estate. FRY, VERNON C. Real Estate. GENEST, LOUIS Real Estate. ARMSTRONG, HENRY I. Armstrong Tanning Company. ARMSTRONG, EDWIN E. Armstrong Tanning Company. SEYBURN, STEPHEN Y. Real Estate. MILLER, W. A. C. President, W. A. C. Miller Lumber Company. SCYMANSKI, L. F. 4;eneral Secretary, Polish American .\ ssociation of Detroit. LESCYNSKI, PETER J. Clothing Dealer.