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THE DETROIT' JEWISH CHRONICLE

TITLES

A Story By ETHEL TAUROG

INTENSE SUFFERING
OF JEWS IN UKRAINE

Joint Distribution Committee Establishes
Relief Centers-550,000 Marks Dis-
tributed — Christians Join Jews in
Protest to Denikine Against Pogroms.

\\'A RSA \\'.— Two representatives
RS. 7.1 P PI NSK Y hung up the I "I wish you would be just a little of the Joint Distribution Committee
telephone receiver with a de- bit more friendly to M r. Sandman, of America have just returned here
liberate whack that betokened mother."
after visiting many towns in Ukrainia.
I
"What do you want me to do?
anger. "\ Then you should want her,
They are Lieutenant Shein and Haim
she ain't there," she said in an exas- should bow to every nobody you bring flatschka. During their trip they dis-
pen ated tone. "Either she sits in the to the house."
tributed 550,000 marks, and estab-
"Nlotlfer!"
library all the time reading, or she
"Excuse me, if I insulted your lished local relief centres in Krem-
goes to the Settlement with that fel-
enetz, Dolma, Rovna, Ostrov annul
low Sandman, what don't even take friend, Mr. Sandman. Only I wish
other cities. Everywhere they found
her to an ice-cream parlor or mov- somebody should tell me what they
think about a fellow like that. Says unlielievable poverty and suffering
ing picture show."
among the Jew's. Many of the sec-
he
went
through
a
college.
What
did
Mr. Zippinsky glanced over the top
of his newspaper casually. "Some- he study—lawyer, doctor? Na'. What tions they passed• through had
body call up Celia?" • then? Ile writes in the newspaper. changed hands 'nine times in the
Ills wife loftily disregarded Ms A great thing! Now pr. Pieman, course of 'the past•two years: And
question. "I bet you she is in the that's a nice young man that's differ- every change in government had
library, only where she finds there ent. By the way, he called you up. brought with it new afflictions for the
some more books to read; I'm not He wants to come over tomorrow Jews.
The Jewish National Council of
smart enough to guess. The way she evening. I told him he should call
Ukrainia has sent a deputation to
reads she must have read all the you up in the morning."
"'Fine members of the Athletic Club General Denikine, to protest against
hooks in the library through not once,
maybe use times. And maybe that are having a gymnastic exhibit at the the recent pogroms which have been
Sandman dragged her into the Settle- Settlement tomorrow evening and I taking place in the parts of Ukrainia
ment. They got to go educate the promised Mr. Sandman to go with under his control. and also against
poor people. And a cent they don't him."
the restrictions which Denikine's gov-
"So you won't go this time. You're ernment has imposed upon the Jews.
get for their trouble. The shop-work
ers got to have a education, so my not a little girl no more, Celia, so I Similar protests have been sent to
Celia can't never be home. Such a can talk plainly. Dr. Pieman has ser- Denikine by the Jewish Kehillahs of
ious intentions, and you ought to be
misfortune!"
Odessa and of Charkov, and by sev-
"Now that you finished, maybe, nice to him. Such a fellow you won't eral influential Christian organiza-
your fine speech, you are ready maybe find again in a hurry. And another tions of South Russia.
to tell me who called up?" queried thing I want to tell you, I don't like
it what that Sandman collies here so
Mr. Zippinsky.
POLISH AMBASSADOR
Mrs. Zippinsky cleared her throat often. People talk, and already they
TO U. S. ARRIVES
emphatically and said pompously, "the ask tine if it's anything serious."
Celia
calmly
settled
herself
in
a
doctor."
chair
and
said
smoothly,
"If
they
ask
"Mmmintn," was his inauspicious
New York—Prince Casimir Litbom-
you, mother dear, tell them that it is
retort.
irski, the first Ambassador from Po-
"Well, what are you tuninnumming serious."
"Wha-a-a-a-t !" exclaimed Mrs. Zip- land to the United States, has arrived
about? Ile asked if Celia is home. I
in New York with his family. The
bet you he wanted to take her sonic pinsky incredulously. "You mean to
say
that you would marry that —" new Ambassador declared that the
place—to a show, to a dance. That
food situation in Poland had become
"If he'll have me."
girl makes me nervous."
Mrs. Zippinsky gazed at her daugh- much inmroved recently, but that the
"So he'll call up again," retorted Mr.
,
HE Holmes Improved Air-Cooled Car
ter
horrified.
"You
hear,
you
hear,'
country was greatly in need of raw
Zippinsky coolly.
offers no complication, worry, nor neces-
"Is that so? A lot you know about she said wildly, nudging her husband. materials, in order to re-establish her
"That
good
for
nothing.
that
nobody,
industries and furnish employment
sity for unusual attention, even in winter.
such things. All you know is to stick
your nose behind the paper. Outside she'll marry, and you hear, if he wants for the workers. On being questioned
The motor has nothing to freeze. Turning
of the newspaper you don't know her yet. Ile ain't got no cent, I net about the Jewish situation, Prince
Lubotnirski said that the Jews, who
on the ignition switch starts the motor, and the
nothing. All the girls run after him. you, to buy her a wedding ring."
"He must have as much money as form eleven per cent of the popula-
The whole avenue is got an eye on
starting system keeps it running tinder conditions
Dr. Pieman has," said Celia smiling. tion of Poland, would as a :natter of
him,
and
he'll
be
snatched
up
like
that
where other motors would stall. The power
course receive exactly tine same rights
quick." She snapped her fingers sig- "although that's not saying much."
flexibility of the air-cooled motor eliminates necessity for
"A nice comparison she makes. and privileges as all other Polish citi-
nificantly.
frequent gear shifting in traffic.
"Let them snap him, the Meziah. This one a doctor, a professional man. zens. For information about the
Ile ain't got no office yet, and until he You spend money on him it's a good l'olish progress, he referred his ques-
Light, flexible chassis construction and full elliptic springs
gets himself some patients, he's got investment. You go a honor in the tioners to Mr. Morgenthan:
smooth out the roughest streets and eliminates driving fatigue.
to eat. fle can't eat his title. Those family. But Sandman, how will inc
Special attention has been paid to easy steering.
young professionals make me sick. make a living for you, can you tell
Governor Campbell has vetoed a
Mr. Klapner was telling me yesterday me?"
"Mother, dear, he is making a com- bill passed by the Arizona Legislature
That such service may be obtained in a car of comfortable
what troubles he got from his son-in-
providing
for the reading of the Bible
seating space and at a gasoline consumption of 18-20 miles
law, the lawyer. They got two chil- fortable living from his newspaper in public schools.
dren already, and he got to support work, and he has a wonderful future.
to the gallon of gasoline, and tire service better than 10,000
He is a genius. When his plays are
them yet, and—"
miles to the set is proof that:—
"Such a fool like you are," Mrs. Zip- accepted he will make a fortune."
Mrs. Zippinsky leaned back in her
High operating costs are no longer necessary in cars of
pinsky laughed derisively. "Mr. Klap-
tier wants the doctor for his homely chair and laughed sarcastically. "Such LOST—DIAMOND PIN AT TEMPLE
proper size, and
Lillian, so he tells you a hard luck nonsense he tells you and you believe
BETH EL ANNUAL MEETING,
The price of economy is no longer cramped discomfort or
story, and you, like a fool, believe it. him! For his writing they'll pay him
TUESDAY NIGHT, OCT. 28. 8500
Mr. Klapner is smart; you should be a lot of money. And his plays, Pm-
restricted seating capacity.
REWARD FOR INFORMATION
imspiel,
they'll
give
him
money
for
so smart. I tell you such a young
them
yet.
There
ain't
no
such
fools
LEADING TO RECOVERY. MRS.
man you don't find every day. You
LOUIS WELT, 52 CHANDLER.
ought to grab him, and hold him in America yet. They got too much
sense.
By
us,
Purim,
somebody
would
tight."
MARKET 1903.
make
a
play
and
they
would
play
it,
"I?" Mr. Zippinsky shrugged his
FOR SALE
4:guiders. "Where. is Celia in the and believe me, you could split your
world? You talk like she ain't got sides laughing, it was so funny. In EIGHT FAMILY FRAME-60-ft. lot,
the
first
place,
how
much
money
did
nothing to say."
price $20,000; yearly Income $3,120.
', Celia is a good child, and she lis- the play bring in? And in the second
place, Sandman ain't got it in him to
Stove heat, expenses are less than
tens to what I tell her."
$300 per year Want $7,000 cash and
"She listens to what you tell her, write funny plays."
"Mother,"
said
Rosalie
tolerantly,
and she does what she wants," chuck-
will consider $3,000 in good trade or
led Mr. Zippinsky. "Come to think of "there are people who made a fortune
land contract. Mr. Buckingham, 715
it, you didn't want she should teach out of plays. Not that it w ould make
Majestic Bldg. Main 404. Evenings
in the Settlement, and maybe she any difference to me if NIL Sandman
and Sunday Northway 2224-M,
was wealthy or not."
don't teach there?"
"You believe everything you hear,"
"Never you mind. I was willing she
TO RENT—Nicely furnished room
should teach there after I found out replied Mrs. Zippinsky. "In real es-
in private family for two gentlemen.
what millionaires come there to teach. tate, in metal, people make money;
No.' 8 Superior St., corner Brush,
not
in
plays.
Ain't
I
right?"
she
She got acquainted with some swell
Apt. 12.
asked
her
husband.
people there."
"You, you're always right," he re-
"It seems to rue that was the place
FURNISHED ROOM to rent to
plied
with
sarcasm.
"It's
somebody
where she got acquainted with Sand-
gentleman. Inquire Mrs. A. Wolf-
else that don't know nothing."
man."
son, 185 Frederick. Northway
"Maybe you should call Di. t'ieman
"kiln!" she sniffed scornfully.
"A
4850-M.
young man what is so poor like he up, Celia. Believe me, the guns all do.
can't compare himself to millionaires Only you are so old-fashioned you REFINED JEWISH WIODOW,
and the pleasures they could afford wont call a young man up."
middle-aged, wishes position as
"Mother, I might as well tell you
themself. For the millionaires it's all
nurse and companion to semi-
right. They get their names in the that Mr. Sandman proposed to me
invalid. No objection to traveling
papers, and their pictures sometimes. and that I accepted him, and that in
south. Address Box 111, Detroit
view
of
this
fact
it
would
hardly
be
too."
Jewish Chronicle, Book Bldg., De-
"Shl" said Mr. Zippinsky warningly, proper for me to call up other young
troit.
and the next moment a slight, fair girl men."
Mrs. Zippinsky clapped her hands RAGTIME TAUGHT, also Classical
and a tall young man came into the
Music, according to modern school.
room. The girl threw Ifer arms around together with a tragic air. "I never
Miss Helen Krause, 220 Medbury
Mrs. Zippinsky's neck, and kissed her. had no luck," she wailed. "Ilere any
Ave. Northway 3436.
Then she walked over to her father. child has a chalice to marry such a
and carefully adjusted his necktie at tine young man, a doctor, and she
goes and gets herself engaged to a FURNISHED ROOM TO RENT—
the precise angle.
Opportunity for gentleman to make
"Well, I've got a new pupil, a mid- nobody. without even asking her pa
his home with private family. Ad-
or
her ma like we was strangers. Go
dle-aged woman who has five chil-
away.
don't
touch
me.
I
suppose
dress
Box 382, Jewish Chronicle.
dren. She says she doesn't want her
Book Bldg., Detroit.
children to grow away from her. Mrs. Klapner has more luck than me
that
she
should
have
one
son-in-law
a
Three of the children go to public
WANTED — By downtown business
school, and the two older ones are lawyer, and now, I bet you she gets
man and his sister, employed, ac-
Dr. Pieman for another son-in-law.'
in my class, too."
commodations of two furnished
\\lien a few weeks later Mrs. Zip-
"Na, what should a woman what's
rooms, with evening dinner. North
got five children want to go to school pinsky was informed that Dr. Pieman
end preferred. Separate quarters
was
engaged
to
Lillian
Klapner,
her
for, I can't understand. A buiiness,
would be considered. References
to go to school for a married lady. chagrin gave vent to another outburst.
exchanged. Address Box 456, De-
"If you ain't got no luck, you
I bet you she lets her house be dirty.
troit Jewish Chronicle, Detroit.
shouldn't
never
be
born,"
she
moaned
Such crazy ideas the people are get-
plaintively. "Such a homely girl what
ting."
YOUNG LADY, employed, desires
"Is that the woman whose son is only graduated from the grammar
room with Jewish family. Phone
aiming to go to college?" asked the school gets a doctor. and my daugh-
Market 520-R.
ter, pretty and smart, sent her to the
tall young man.
"Yes, he wants to study medicine," university, learnt her how to play WANTED—Furnished apartment of
to be the judge.
piano, and whom does she get en-
two or three rooms by refined Jew-
she smiled at him.
ish couple. Would consider sharing
"He wants to be a docto , ?" asked gaged to, but a nobody."
But Celia listened to these rebukes
Mrs. Zippinsky respectfully.
home with couple. Address Box
"In the whole world a title don't patiently, and ended by throwing her
502, Detroit Jewish Chronicle, Book
count much no more, remarked Mr. arms around her mother, and kissing
Bldg., Detroit.
her
affectionately.
"Go
and
quarrel
Zippinsky. "Rut by her a title is a
big thing. Even the American mil- with a person who shows you so TO RENT — Furnished room, large
enough for two young ladies. Phone
lionaires ain't buying no expensive much love." complained Mrs. Zippin-
Hemlock 4475-M. 424 Burlingame.
European titles nowadays. They ain't sky. "Only believe me, I feel had
T
stylish
, n
no more. Ain't I right, Sand- just the same."
A few weeks later Celia bounded TO RENT—Room for one or two
young men, with refined Jewish
into the dining room of her home, ac-
"Among our people, the title cult companied by Mr. Sandman. She
couple, 21 Owen Ave.
Members of the Hadley Syndicate -The Largest
still holds sway," said Celia, arid she waved a letter in her hand gaily. "A
Furniture Buying Organization in the World.
smiled sadly. "How do you account play of his has been accepted, can FURNISHED ROOM TO RENT—
for it?"
References required. Mrs. Starikoff,
you imagine! They want him to gun
901 Brush St.
"It is a good custom which has be- up and see them about the arrange-
WIDOW
WISHES TO SHARE
come corrupt," replied Mr. Sandman ments and the royalty."
quickly "In ancient times the learned
"I bet you get about fifty dollars,"
HER STEAM-HEATED APART-
man in Israel was greatly honored. said Mr. Zippinsky, hopefully.
MENT with congenial couple. Mrs.
The priests, the titled men, represent-
Feldman, 109 E. Forest Ave. Glen-
Mr. Sandman smiled good natured-
mug learning and nobility.'The t i tle
dale
7140-J.
ly. "Perhaps."
meant something then. C4adually the
'S\
"Or five hundred, or five thousand,"
deference paid the learning as repre-
"Oh, but he has a title, he is a B.
The Anti-Semitic Union arranged a sented by the title was transferred to supplemented Celia.
A." explained Celia, happily.
On the occasion of the visit of Mr. ANDRASSY ASSAILS 1 meeting in the Leopoldstadt district the title itself."
For the first time Mrs. Zippinsky
Mrs. Zippinsky gave a sigh of re-
I'aderewski to Rawa a banquet was
HUNGARIAN
JEWS
Mrs. Zippinsky yawned loudly and looked at her future son-in-law with- lief. The future had again assumed a
sideration.
of Vienna
with the object of founding
organized in his honor and Rabbi
a branch there. The spokesman of covered her mouth with her many dia- out resentement. "Say, what people radiant aspect. "So then why didn't
Echiel Moses Rappoport was among
Budapest—In an interview pub- the anti-Semitics, in his opening re- mond rings. "You got the time, Mr. make money by in America! What's you tell me before? Suppose they
the guests. The rabbi welcomed the
Sandman? So late already. Tomor- the difference. let it be from news- don't call him doctor, they don't call
Premier in the name of the Jews and lished in the local "Unemezedek," marks, invited the Jews to go to Pal-
wished him success. Mr. Paderew- Count Jules Andrassy declares that estine and leave Austria en masse. row I have to get up early, and Celia, papers, from plays, from rhymes. so a lawyer nothing neither. If the
too.
We got to go shopping."
long as he can make a living. Only, neighbors asked me what my daugh-
ski, in reply, appealed to all to stop the Jews are obstructionists and anti- Subsequently, the Socialists grew
Mr. Sandman rose. Celia followed Sandman, if you would ask my advice ter's young man was. I didn't know
the conflict between the Jews and nationalists, and that the Hungarian tired of listening to the attacks made
when you went to college, I would where to hide myself for shame. Now,
Christian Poles. He then conversed National Assembly must take the on the Jews, and they stormed the him to the door. When she returned,
pleat,fis
oerm and dispersed the anti- she looked at her mother reproach- advise you to study a profession with believe me, I can tell them what he
with the rabbi, and cordially shook Jewish question under immediate con- .sn
is.—The Hebrew Standard.
a title."
fully.
hands with him.

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