PAGE SIX

THE JEWISH CHRONICLE

Abraham Shlonimsky
Hits The Trail

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"'Then this Mister Oisher, he says Fashion lends approval to spats for
autumn wear, especially those cut
to me:
on modish lines that fit closely, giv-
"'Is you a Jew, Mr. Shloninisky?'
ing the ankle the desired slender ap-
"Is 1 a Jew! To a American col- pearance. The new fall. styles in all
lege I betche he went, that Mister colors are now on display. Their
chic appearance will add a touch 'if
Oisher—he asks mi• is I a Jew! Nu,
distinction and charm to the fall cos-
what then? Is I a Irish? Me mit a tume.
beard and the loafers yell me in the
Fourth Floor
streets, and lie asks is I a Jew?" And
as if to complete his opinion of the
Jacob NVeishani, of Cincinnati, O.,
questioner, Shlonimsky accompanied
announces that he has invented a
his words with a characteristic shrug
bombing airplane which flies without
of his shoulders.
human manipulation. According to
"Well, what did you tell hint?"
the inventor, the Allies will Ice able
"\Vhat should I tell him? I sacs to bombard various German cities, to
to him: 'Is I a Jew? Sure. I is a destroy the German fleet with the
aid of his airplane, without the loss of
Jew and I always been a Jew."
go to a single lair.
"Ile
says :wain: 'You

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got a wife-1 see already I got to an- poor match yet in ordering a blouse
l front this establishment, there is the
swer questions, many questions. In advantage of enhancing the desired
America all you got to do is to answer coloring by the expertness of beading
questions, what's your business and or hand embroidering the blouse, in
what's not your business. I guess I an individual design,
With the many uncertaletiem of re
got to do it, so I says:
ceiving materials it would be wise
"I am a opprator by coats. I make for the ladies to make their plans
eighteen dollars a week when it's busy and selections as soon us possible.
and nine dollars when it's slack time. We therefore take pleasure in ac.
I got a wife and five children in Rus- quainting you with the Ideal Waist
Shop in shop 71) of the University
sia. I send them money and I save
Building, which is located at 17 East
money to bring them over.'
Grand River Avenue.

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"I says: 'No. A Jew don't go b y
no church.' I tells him I goes to th e TO RENT—Furnished room for cot-
pie. Also single room in modern,
shule by the Institute. Icy Simonson' S.
steam heated house . Convenient
He opens big his eyes and he says:
to all car lines. Phone Melrose
"'Would you like to be a Christian ?'
4049-W.
"I looks at him and I don't knot
WANTED—Room in steam heated
what shall I say in tine English.
apartment with refined Jewish fam-
scared I make him insulted. So I
ily in nice locality. S. Feather, 213
Moss avenue, Hemlock 3929.R.
sa) " . N s Ir. Oisher, I born a Jew, I die a
Jew, like mine father. You give me

all the money from NI ister Rockefeller
and Mister Nlorgan and Mister Billy
Sunday, I can be no Christian. I is
a Jew, a poor Jew, ober I is born a
Jew, I (lie a Jew.'"

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MUST BE REDUCED!

The operating force is seriously depleted by

telephone calls.

In order that important telephone calls may

be completed, the use of the telephone must

be restricted to such calls only.

The public is requested to co-operate with

the operators, in their efforts to handle the im-

portant calls, by limiting the use of the tele-

phone to unavoidable messages.

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AMERICAN JUDEANS
PRAISED BY LEADER

NEW' YORK.—The high regard in
which he holds his command is ex-
pressed by Lieut.-Col. F. D. Samuels
in a letter to the Zionist Organization
of America, written in response to one
addressed to him acknowledging his
efforts to insure the comfort of the
men who are going to fight in Pales-
tine under him. He writes:

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fidence that they will make good sol-
diets.

The decision was rendered in an
appeal filed by the Indian Spring
"I very much hope that we shall Channel Gold Mining Company from
get a large number more. a judgment in wages awarded against

"It is going to he my privilege to it b y the Butte County Superior
command them in the field. The re- Court in favor of miners employed by
sponsibility is a great one, but it is the company. The Appellate Court
one which I look forward to confident- quotes from Moses:
ly, as I ant sure that our men will be
"Thou shalt not oppress a hired
worthy to fight alongside the best servant that is poor and needy,
troops." whether lie be thy brethren or of the
strangers that are in thy land within
thy gates.
BUTTE —Moses and his decree of
"I am very glad if the contingent of justice promulgated in the hook of
"At his day's halt thou give him
our people from America have been Deuteronomy are upheld in a decision his hire, neither shall the sun go clown
upon it; for he is poor and setteth his
happy while they have been here by the Third District Court of A
r upon
i t; . lest he cry against thee
hey are certainly a very fine lot of peal, received by County Clerk
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men, very keen, and I have great con- Belding.
unto the Lord, and it be sin unto
thee."

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the card would have been that he was
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great man. It is a honor to check!
hands mit him.'
,
"So I thinks to myself, why not?
It costs me something? And Nlister
Billy Sunday speaks tine. Of course,
he swears in front of the ladies, which
is not nice from him. But thousands
peoples come they should hear him,
why I shouldn't check hands mit him?
So I says to that man: 'Alright.' He
tooks me by the arm to Mister Billy
Sunday and I checks hands mit him.
blister Oisher lie says something to
Mister Billy. Sunday. I don't yet un-
derstand English so good—then Mis-
ter Billy Sunday, he makes a smile to
me and checks hands mit me once
more, and I says 'Good-bye' and goes
away. That's all. Is that what you
call it, busing triles, Mr. Simonson?"
It was evident that Shlonimsky was
totally unaware of the fact that he
had been counted in with thousands
of others who shook hands with Billy
Sunday as having "hit the trail." Mr.
Simonson might have shown him a
card on which his name was recorded,

and meeting places increases the number of

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"'Would you like to check hands
mit blister Billy Sunday? He is ai

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"What should happen? This Mister
Oisher, he says to rile:

war conditions and influenza.

front bedroom for

real guarantee with every Reg-
ister sold.
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lightened as to the hitting of the trail.
And since the phrase was still too
mysterious for Shlonimsky's compre-
hension, Simonson asked further:
"What happened next ?"

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Having delivered himself of this
masterful achievement in English,
Shlonimsky stopped for a word of
praise for his rapid acquisition of the
language of the land. This came in
due time and pleased him greatly. But,
so far Mr. Simonson had not been en-

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it means catering to the women who
what s h ould / care; I t .,
basi. wish nice things made well and lash-
cress , I Oct there
to meet many requirements.
And tine
swell This problem has been solved when
gentleman he sit too and lie look at
the subject of blouses and waists
me. When Billy Sunday stops, I are concerned, for a comparatively
SITU how people go by him and check modern shop has made itself known
the De
Detroit
ladles where the y may
hand:. I go, too. It he wants check to
have the
ehowe
ail the latest
hands mit me, I say alright. It costs
fabrics, which are many tittles 'moos-
me something? Nu, this man heisible to thud in the ready to wear
comes over by me and he says he is , shops, made-to-measure in designing
a osher—a oisher—a---. So I says, and workmanship to match the most
precise and intricate coloring of any
like in night school:
suit. When one is making the pur-
"'I'lease to meet you, Nlister Dish-
chase of a suit there is seldom a
thought given to the blouse, which
after all, is the essential part of the
"Ile says to me, he says:
"'What is your name?' and I says outfit, with the result that much in-
convenience is realized in securing
to him: 'Nly name' What should it
the shade and style which is neces-
Ice? Abraham Shlonimsky.'
sary to create a harmonious effect.
"H e asks me what I does and if I A good combination is better than a

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